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TopicMy wife was impregnated by another man
XxKrebsxX
02/13/18 11:05:41 AM
#57
Dark_SilverX posted...
You should be the father. It would also be wonderful of you to allow that man into your home to see his child if need be.

Stay married. She sounds like a freak and probably enjoys anal.

Go for it dawg.


By the sounds of it, she probably LOVES anal. Just not from TC. He cant even touch the asshole.

Meanwhile, baby daddy gets to blast her asshole any time he wants.
TopicCan I be charged with anything if I say mean things to employees of fast food
XxKrebsxX
02/13/18 10:44:02 AM
#19
thronedfire2 posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
008Zulu posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
Saying mean and racist things are protected by free speech.

No, they're not. America's free speech laws apply to government censorship. Saying mean or racist things can have the speaker charged under America's 'Fighting Words Doctrine' of 1942. "Fighting words", true threats and incitement to imminent lawless action are not protected under the First Amendment.

OT: Rather than an angry tirade, why not just make a pleasantly helpful suggestion on how they can perform their job better.


LOL

No DA or any cop would bother with someone calling someone mean names or racial slurs. So long as you dont continue to act like an ass once the police arrive youre golden.


If you assault someone(ie throwing a liquid on them) while saying racial slurs they will charge it as a hate crime


Did you even read my first post?
TopicCan I be charged with anything if I say mean things to employees of fast food
XxKrebsxX
02/12/18 11:09:00 PM
#15
008Zulu posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
Saying mean and racist things are protected by free speech.

No, they're not. America's free speech laws apply to government censorship. Saying mean or racist things can have the speaker charged under America's 'Fighting Words Doctrine' of 1942. "Fighting words", true threats and incitement to imminent lawless action are not protected under the First Amendment.

OT: Rather than an angry tirade, why not just make a pleasantly helpful suggestion on how they can perform their job better.


LOL

No DA or any cop would bother with someone calling someone mean names or racial slurs. So long as you dont continue to act like an ass once the police arrive youre golden.
TopicCan I be charged with anything if I say mean things to employees of fast food
XxKrebsxX
02/12/18 7:50:07 PM
#8
You can say whatever youd like. Thats not illegal. Saying mean and racist things are protected by free speech.

However, throwing soda or any other object at them is assault. Youll get arrested. If you said racist things, they could also use it to charge you with a hate crime.

TLDR, say whatever you like, refrain from throwing/touching.
TopicCatholic school teacher fired after marrying her girlfriend
XxKrebsxX
02/11/18 12:19:05 AM
#11
hockeybub89 posted...
Why are such discriminatory contracts even legal?


Seriously, it shouldnt.

Why do we even allow religious institutions? Its backwards and primitive.
TopicTen years ago today: Jediknight12345 burns down church.
XxKrebsxX
02/09/18 5:20:09 PM
#21
Sparksfanboy posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
Did we ever find out his sentence or no since he was a minor?


He came back a few years ago and said that he'd only spent maybe three years in jail.


Ah.
TopicTen years ago today: Jediknight12345 burns down church.
XxKrebsxX
02/09/18 4:27:39 PM
#16
Did we ever find out his sentence or no since he was a minor?
Topicyo my mom found my lipstick (that i took from her drawer) hidden in a sock
XxKrebsxX
02/02/18 8:13:26 PM
#12
What selfie?
TopicMarried female teacher gave oral sex to 14 y.o. student, had anal sex with him
XxKrebsxX
01/24/18 3:25:03 AM
#109
OmegaPillow posted...
She loves the taste of her own ass, what a woman


Fuck. Id leave my girl in a heartbeat for a woman that awesome in bed.

God damn my girl is lame when it comes to her ass being played with
TopicMarried female teacher gave oral sex to 14 y.o. student, had anal sex with him
XxKrebsxX
01/24/18 2:16:11 AM
#97
Syntheticon posted...
Boo_Guy posted...
boy told a classmate, who then notified school officials

I hope that little cockblocker got what he had coming. Based on the pics, he was probably jealous or tried to get in on it and was turned down.


Then hes an idiot. At that point, I imagine Itd be easy as fuck to extort her into sex.
TopicConservative Mom is OUTRAGED after a Pro-Abortion Group used her DAUGHTERS PIC!!
XxKrebsxX
01/24/18 12:48:38 AM
#30
Jesus fuck, that poor child.

Im all for abortion, but dude whoever used this womans daughter to send across this message is a jackass. Plain and simple.
TopicMarried female teacher gave oral sex to 14 y.o. student, had anal sex with him
XxKrebsxX
01/23/18 11:57:18 PM
#75
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
I bet the husband asked for anal countless times and shes like, I dont do that. Its degrading.

Then gives it up to the 14 year old. That whore.

Short of your wife getting gangbang, that's gotta be the worst feeling in the world.


Dude, seriously. See, I have an anal fetish and I cant be with a woman who wont perform it.

I especially laugh and next the I used to do it but Im a different person now type. Its code for, you dont turn me on like my ex Chad.
TopicMarried female teacher gave oral sex to 14 y.o. student, had anal sex with him
XxKrebsxX
01/23/18 11:13:29 PM
#69
I bet the husband asked for anal countless times and shes like, I dont do that. Its degrading.

Then gives it up to the 14 year old. That whore.
TopicAmazing how one jerk youtuber indirectly affects my job
XxKrebsxX
01/23/18 3:51:24 PM
#9
What in the flying fuck are you guys talking about?

Judges? Can someone fill me in with more detail please.
TopicWould you rather be caught by ISIS or a Mexican Cartel?
XxKrebsxX
01/23/18 3:42:11 PM
#17
Depends, Im not snitching, why would the cartel want to fuck with me?

ISIS Im dead just for being an American.
TopicNine-year old shaking uncontrollably after killing.
XxKrebsxX
01/22/18 4:29:19 PM
#293
Jesus people, stop.

Its a kid thats hunting with her father. Guys like you making a mountain out of nothing is what makes all us Democrats look bad and make the party unelectable in certain states.
TopicArkansas Geeks who met on NEOPETS at 10/12 years old are now MARRIED!!
XxKrebsxX
01/18/18 1:27:37 AM
#12
Both these individuals would be attractive if they even put some effort into their appearance.
TopicMan i really wanna fuck my neighbor's wife.
XxKrebsxX
01/17/18 3:38:27 AM
#12
JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
Too bad im like the 2007-era PS3: i dont have no game.


This was an awesome sentence.
TopicScenario: North Korea actually does it. How would you want the world to react?
XxKrebsxX
01/17/18 2:41:13 AM
#14
Destroy them so thoroughly that nothing could grow/live there for over 200 Years.
TopicWhats your credit score?
XxKrebsxX
01/13/18 10:00:30 PM
#7
Credit Karma has me at 714 on Equifax and 701 on Transunion.
TopicMy boss is not going to give us the day off due to weather
XxKrebsxX
01/12/18 10:35:54 AM
#51
What it comes down to is a lot of people have shit jobs and want to spread their misery onto others.

And like clear said, theyre probably sandwich artists.
TopicLets say your 17 year old son crashes your car
XxKrebsxX
01/10/18 1:29:40 AM
#3
Pissed the fuck off but thats what insurance is for. Like we all havent done dumb shit in our youth.

Still, hed get an ass kicking if it was because he was reckless.
TopicCE detectives! I need your help. Childhood memory in the theatres.
XxKrebsxX
12/07/17 5:25:05 PM
#16
NeoShadowhen posted...
How old were you?


1992? I'd of been 5 years old.
TopicCE detectives! I need your help. Childhood memory in the theatres.
XxKrebsxX
12/07/17 4:05:10 PM
#6
GregShmedley posted...
Hmmmm...Sleepwalkers?


That was it! I was just gonna post that I found the movie. They were both out around that time. Thanks guys, as always CE is awesome.
TopicCE detectives! I need your help. Childhood memory in the theatres.
XxKrebsxX
12/07/17 4:00:50 PM
#3
s0nicfan posted...
Rockadoodle

EDIT:
UfGxerQ


Bingo! From there I can find release year and see what horror movies regarding cats came out around that time. Or does anyone wanna help me with that?
TopicCE detectives! I need your help. Childhood memory in the theatres.
XxKrebsxX
12/07/17 3:57:13 PM
#1
Ok, I was young and my mother wanted to watch a horror film with my sister and I was taken.

The horror movie was about cats. Live action film. I got scarred and my mom had to take me to another theatre while my sister stayed and watched the movie.

The movie I went to was cartoons and I think had a rooster with a leather jacket? I think he was flying a plane. I can't remember. I figure if you find one film you can find the other due to release year.

So, any takers on finding this childhood memory of mine? It would have been early to early-mid 90s.
TopicWhat's the furthest you've gotten with a woman?
XxKrebsxX
12/02/17 10:04:05 AM
#30
Sex.

Anal Sex.

A threesome once.
TopicSir Jefferson Sessions aims to end medical marijuana by the year's end.
XxKrebsxX
11/28/17 5:56:08 PM
#73
smoliske posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
I swear to God this Country is full of idiots in charge. I fucking hate living in America


then get the fuck out


Get me a citizenship to Canada and I'd leave this fucking joke of a country.
TopicHypothetical: you see your teenage son holding hands with another guy
XxKrebsxX
10/30/17 9:09:58 PM
#14
Tell him at the very least impregnate a girl some day down the road and have a boy to continue the family name.
TopicPondering the long term sexual effects of dating a non-op MTF TS..
XxKrebsxX
10/30/17 4:55:41 AM
#3
So here's a question. Do you touch her penis sexually in any way or no?
TopicFather's DUI story from 1987.
XxKrebsxX
10/25/17 12:47:02 PM
#7
twitterfriends posted...
I dont care if it was 30 years ago or 30 days ago, 100% fuck your daddy and fuck those cops. If that night they showed up at your moms door telling her they're scraping his body up off the highway it would bea completely different story. The post office isnt even that good of a job anyways.


Dude, chill. It was a one time thing. My father never drove drunk again after that. Would you like your life ruined over one mistake?
TopicFather's DUI story from 1987.
XxKrebsxX
10/25/17 6:38:51 AM
#1
Mother told me this.

Considering I was an infant, this had to have happened in 1987. Maybe 1988. This happened in NYC. Bronx borough.

My father has had only one job in life - US Postal Worker. From 18 until retirement. On his days off, he likes to get drunk. And my mother always got pissed.

So on a particular day, my mom wanted him to stay home and help her take care of me and my dad was like, "Nah. Day off. Getting drunk with the boys". So my mother said around 3am she gets a call and it's NYPD officers asking her to come and pick my dad up because he got pulled over shit faced. My mom said no and to lock his ass up (yeah, spiteful and forgetting my dads good job paid for everything). The NYPD officers were like, "He has a good job and can get fired". My mom told the cops to literally fuck off and no.

An hour later passes and there's two NYPD officers knocking on the door. They literally drove my dad home and the other officer drove my dad's car back to the house. My mom was livid and yelled at the cops.

They apparently laughed and went back to their patrol car probably thinking my mom was the biggest bitch ever.

No arrest. No charges, nada. DUIs were treated so differently back then.

Thank you to wherever you two NYPD were. My life was a bit better growing up because my father didn't lose his job due to an arrest.
TopicLmao fuck those stormbirds in horizon.
XxKrebsxX
10/24/17 9:59:45 PM
#4
pres_madagascar posted...
The trex guys aren't difficult, just take a bit to kill, the crocodiles aren't too bad. Those fucking stormbirds though....

I gotta like, the them down with the ropecaster then use my shadow hunter bow's stronger arrows to take out it's components, starting with the goddamn lightning cannon.

Good fights, but still fuck them lol. Always knocking me off my damn horse when I'm trying to get somewhere.


Glinthawks? Fire arrows.

Stormbird? Freeze arrows then lol then with sharp shot hits.
TopicWho the fuck would finance a vehicle for 96 months
XxKrebsxX
10/17/17 7:57:28 PM
#7
Bio1590 posted...
Wtf is this shit


The average American that lives paycheck to paycheck and needs a cheap car payment?
TopicMy Kentucky life. Purging memories (Pics)
XxKrebsxX
10/17/17 7:55:55 PM
#15
Screams of provincials that vote Republican. Depending where in Florida you move to, welcome to the civilized world.
TopicEver had a threesome/foursome with any women?
XxKrebsxX
09/24/17 11:16:19 PM
#17
Doom_Art posted...
Once had a threesome with a fwb and another girl we found

it was aight

too much choreography for my taste tbh.


You had the perfect setup. For me, since it was my girlfriend, I was paranoid I'd show her friend too much attention and piss mine off.
TopicEver had a threesome/foursome with any women?
XxKrebsxX
09/24/17 11:15:16 PM
#15
MuayThai85 posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
My girlfriend and her friend. It was ok. Not at all like porn make it out but definitely an experience every guy should do at least once.


I'm working on it with my wife. She's receptive to the idea but still nervous. She's actually said she'd buy me 2 girls for the night and she would just watch. I'd rather her be involved though.


Nice. Good luck.
TopicEver had a threesome/foursome with any women?
XxKrebsxX
09/24/17 11:09:06 PM
#10
My girlfriend and her friend. It was ok. Not at all like porn make it out but definitely an experience every guy should do at least once.
TopicGay Republican trashes Obamacare says no need for insurance. Gets in accident.
XxKrebsxX
09/23/17 1:03:20 AM
#20
Fucking perfect. Hope he goes bankrupt and learns a lesson from this.
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