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Literally could add Captain Falcon and Samus with the amiibo costumes.

Hell Blue Falcon was even a kart I think.

GregShmedley posted...

Came to post this

San Andreas baby

This is why I get upset when people get mad at me for saying white people look alike.

They look so alike that people think they are crisis actors.

Mr_Biscuit posted...

That said, I am speaking from a place of ignorance on this, but I do have a very gun-familiar friend who said there is such a thing as a bump technique to do it without the stock, but its just significantly less comfortable. Either way, its a start.

There's a way to do it by putting your thumb through your belt loop and then firing from the hip. You hurt yourself and have like no accuracy at all and kill your rounds per minute because you reload slow as fuck because your hand is stuck in a belt loop.

You can also kind of pull it off by just not gripping the gun tight but you usually only fire off three or so inaccurate as fuck shots and risk dropping the gun.

*shrug*

I'm okay with this. Bump stocks are fucking stupid.

He messed up his lines tho!!1!!!!

I'm already in the process of doing this in my porn parody of the viral video.

Everything is lame after the "That's my tit, bitch!" girl :(

DesuDeku posted...

@Youngster_Joey_ posted...

It's as real as Latveria

What's that?

The country Dr. Doom rules over.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latveria

It's as real as Latveria

ssj3vegeta2 posted...

whats the restaurants name

Am I allowed to say it or would that be bad?

LMFAO their facebook page made a post about how they fired her and now they're getting hit with "hire back titty girl!" posts

Reddit already located the restaurant. Apparently they stay open till 3am so I really doubt she's underage if she was working after closing.

Trump is a Tyrant

Trump wants to control firearms

That Girl Is The DEVO!

I haven't seen the movie yet, but is him seeing his dad in the spirit world that much different than Thor seeing Odin's ghost or Tony watching his VR parents?

It's amazing how this game actually feels like Metal Gear Solid with characters that talk, old styled cutscenes and a codec like radio...

I'm ready for a Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2 remake.

I was happy that black people were excited about having a super hero.

But in classic fashion, white people had to take it too far.

"I didn't get mine, might as well fuck everyone else over."

Aristoph posted...

Like I already said, it's not a very smart way to go about it, but one could see how it might be justified.

And in that same vein, it might be justified to just stop helping the people who are just going to completely fuck over the infrastructure set up.

ModLogic posted...

not everyone lives in backwards queensland
the land time forgot. still stuck in the 1800's.

classic sheltered CE response

Aristoph posted...

In fairness, your video game isn't going to run the risk of murdering a dozen living people when you hit R2. >_>

It's hardly a comparable analogy.

Then replace it with cars, or fast food, or whatever the fuck kills way more people than guns that you guys don't give a shit about or don't want to give up because you like it.

Do gamers feel they NEED games?

No, but I really fucking like them and don't feel I should have to give them up when I'm not a piece of shit.

Edit: Also, this is only from the stance of AR15's and the like specifically. In my case because of where I live I do feel that I need at least some sort of shotgun because the police response to my residence is over 15 minutes.

"Not all third worlds!"

Oh look, everyone is suddenly an expert on Black Panther.

ASithLord7 posted...

If the US government decided to go full-on military dictatorship, is Jim-Bob with his AR gonna take them on and win?

Good to know that it doesn't really matter what Trump does because you're just going to roll over anyways.

That isn't the PS1 theme so you're wrong.

lol YMS fucking suuuuuuucks and him being a weirdo furry has nothing to do with it.

honestly, he doesn't like anything.

Driv3r

Fun Fact: Peter Dinklage based his portrayal of Tyrion Lannister off of Billy Mitchell.

inb4 he lists conflicts where the populace didn't have arms.

Pow Pow Punishment needs to come back

I felt bad cause I watch Kung Pow like 5 years ago after not watching it for 10 years and absolutely hated it.

I loved that shit in middle school though :(

Super Mario Land is straight garbage. The guy who said it felt like a game on a calculator is completely right.

People dislike SMB2? That has to be some sort of "I was born in 1996 and Super Mario Sunshine was my first Mario." opinion, right?

http://isdmxinjail.com/

Where da hood, where da hood, where da hood at?

Even if we squatch the beef, I ain't shakin yo hand!

AirJordan2345 posted...

why does the movie look so old? looks like a 70s movie

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that's the joke. it was a spoof of 70's blaxploitation films.

AirJordan2345 posted...

when did this movie come out?

2009 but it was only in my theater for like two weeks.

That was such a good ass film, but when I went and saw it nobody was in the theater except for like 6 white dues and one black couple.

lol of course that's the answer lmfao

DarkDragon400 posted...

What if they're actually salttroopers?

The lego set specifically says they are Snow Troopers.

I need an explanation for this.

bump

They make a point of saying it's salt, yet they brought down Snowtroopers onto the planet?

Rose was just a boring ass mechanic until she met Finn

What the fuck could she have done to necessitate a novel?

What is it, some big ass slave escape story or something?

Butterfiles posted...

yes but it's a lot harder to commit mass murder woth a knife

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2570996/At-27-dead-109-injured-gang-knife-wielding-men-attack-train-station-China.html

http://www.mining.com/fifty-killed-in-a-knife-attack-at-a-chinese-colliery/

not if you study the blade

bkkorps posted...

I dont know why everyone is freaking out over Black Panther, The Rock has been starring in blockbusters for years now.

He identifies as Samoan tho

eww wrassling humor

MacDaMurderer posted...

Youngster_Joey_ posted...

2. Most people didn't realize it was a Superhero movie

This and even to this day people dont think Blade is a superhero or even a comic book.

Honestly, I would argue that Blade isn't a super hero movie. I think they were specifically trying to distance themselves from the idea after Batman and Robin kind of screwed the genre for people.

1. Super hero movies were not as big back then.

2. Most people didn't realize it was a Superhero movie

3. No social media

4. Identity Politics were not as big

5. It stars a black guy but it isn't predominately African or push an African-esque culture.

Just like when Clinton got kicked out for fucking bitches on the side?

All Your Base probably

Although if we don't count that, it was a bunch of YTMND's from Hurricane Katrina. Specifically, a shot of cousin Eddie standing outside the Super Dome yelling "Shitter's Full!" and a shot of Zangief Suplexing Louisiana while Rock you like a Hurricane played.