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| Topic | Trump supporter dating sites. |
| _Squirtle_ 02/18/18 6:49:03 PM #8 | "Hey baby, I too hate minorities. Wanna go to a Kenny Chesney concert or the gun range sometime?" --- |
| Topic | Finding a girl in her late 20s that's both not fat and doesn't have kids is har |
| _Squirtle_ 02/17/18 4:49:22 PM #26 | frozenshock posted... I'm lost quoting something without adding anything of your own means "I agree with what this post said and am reposting because that's what I want to say" --- |
| Topic | Welp, might lose my v-card tonight >__> |
| _Squirtle_ 02/17/18 4:35:39 PM #24 | didn't happen unfortunately We clicked a lot during our dinner conversation but our food ended up being really late which kinda put her in a bad mood and then at the theater some dumb kid spilled soda on her so she was extra pissed. We kinda felt it was best to just try again at some other point. --- |
| Topic | I got the YEEZY 500!!!!! |
| _Squirtle_ 02/16/18 3:28:06 PM #8 | Kanye is a top tier troll people made fun of middle-aged people's white new balance running shoes for decades and how he's selling them to people for hundreds of dollars lmao --- |
| Topic | Welp, might lose my v-card tonight >__> |
| _Squirtle_ 02/16/18 3:23:00 PM #16 | I'll probably knock one out in a bit. But I'm so hot blooded I don't even think it'll help >__> I can get those "hands free" audio things to work pretty easily so I think a person actually toggling my joystick will turn me into Krakatoa --- |
| Topic | my boss got mad with our female server for calling her 'sweetie' |
| _Squirtle_ 02/16/18 3:18:51 PM #23 | It's a bit weird since the younger girl is saying it to an older woman. The reverse is pretty normal. I'd still say it's an overreaction because you don't really have that many interactions with the server. It's usually just "can I get some extra.../ a refill on..." after they take the order. Just let it go --- |
| Topic | Favorite Teen Titan? |
| _Squirtle_ 02/16/18 3:15:21 PM #20 | Robin just because of his dynamic with Slade those episodes were fucking insane --- |
| Topic | Welp, might lose my v-card tonight >__> |
| _Squirtle_ 02/16/18 3:14:50 PM #13 | |
| Topic | Welp, might lose my v-card tonight >__> |
| _Squirtle_ 02/16/18 1:27:33 PM #7 | MacadamianNut3 posted... Did you eat some pineapple is that actually true? lubmelubyou posted... Do not knock one out beforehand because you'll give her an unimpressive Squirtle, you need to keep all of the goods and Blastoise inside her. I aint about to make me a little squirtle squad of my own. --- |
| Topic | Welp, might lose my v-card tonight >__> |
| _Squirtle_ 02/16/18 1:21:39 PM #1 | I made a topic a few days ago but I think it was auto-deleted We're going to eat and gonna see Black Panther and then she wants me to stay at her place. She's a thicc redhead but kind of a butterface. But I've got a doofy face as well so I can't really complain too much. --- |
| Topic | 40 y/o Man who called 17 y/o Chloe Kim a HOT PIECE OF ASS has been FIRED!! |
| _Squirtle_ 02/15/18 8:16:52 PM #13 | I've worked in a bar before and what he said is pretty typical middle-aged guy talk. Saying that on the radio in this age of twitter mobs was pretty dumb though. --- |
| Topic | Radiohead is a weird band |
| _Squirtle_ 02/14/18 2:20:56 AM #1 | I can't stand their music if I listen to it by itself, but I love it when it's just on in the background --- |
| Topic | Man causes OUTRAGE after he called a 17 y/o Gold Medalist a HOT PIECE OF ASS!! |
| _Squirtle_ 02/14/18 2:17:13 AM #7 | Every dude on the planet had a quarter chub for Shawn Johnson back in the day. Kind of hypocritical. --- |
| Topic | I agree with limiting what types of food can be bought with food stamps. |
| _Squirtle_ 02/14/18 2:14:11 AM #80 | Shit food like chips, soda, alcohol, donuts, and candy should definitely be excluded. Steak is fine since it has nutritional value. --- |
| Topic | TFW no gf for Valentine's Day |
| _Squirtle_ 02/14/18 2:01:38 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Do you believe the wage gap is a myth? |
| _Squirtle_ 02/14/18 2:00:50 AM #3 | |
| Topic | You're on the sinking Titanic in 1912. Do you jump, board a lifeboat, or wait? |
| _Squirtle_ 02/14/18 2:00:06 AM #3 | I'll take the option where I live The women and children can fuck off --- |
| Topic | Spent $75 on ten roses. |
| _Squirtle_ 02/14/18 1:58:25 AM #3 | Do they die that fast? Couldn't you have just bought them last week? --- |
| Topic | i have two new years resolutions |
| _Squirtle_ 02/14/18 1:18:38 AM #16 | I should be losing mine on Friday if all goes well. I've also been going to the gym more. Get it, tc --- |
| Topic | Watching the Last Jedi right now... WTF at Leia... *spoilers* |
| _Squirtle_ 02/12/18 10:20:50 PM #31 | |
| Topic | I'm a kiss-less virgin and I'm 95% sure I'm getting laid this week. How fuck? |
| _Squirtle_ 02/11/18 10:28:04 PM #30 | daftpunk_mk5 posted... Two words: nipple stimulation nipple stimulation? --- |
| Topic | I'm a kiss-less virgin and I'm 95% sure I'm getting laid this week. How fuck? |
| _Squirtle_ 02/11/18 10:19:20 PM #26 | sktgamer_13dude posted... It's from The League. Twas mostly a joke, but I'd definitely deed within 24 hours of going over <_< alright is giving / receiving oral before doing the safety dance typical or is that just a porn thing? Or a thing that doesn't happen until you're dating? --- |
| Topic | I'm a kiss-less virgin and I'm 95% sure I'm getting laid this week. How fuck? |
| _Squirtle_ 02/11/18 10:09:35 PM #22 | _MorningStar posted... Wait, you have never been kissed and she wants you to come over? I have a pretty doofy face but I have a decently athletic body. Most of the kiss-less virgin stuff comes from me not trying at all. I never asked out a girl at all until like 6 months ago. Never went to parties, tended to not go out at all because I was cheap and lacked confidence. sktgamer_13dude posted... pics obviously required what would deeding the night before do? Wouldn't I be completely recharged by the time we actually do it? --- |
| Topic | I'm a kiss-less virgin and I'm 95% sure I'm getting laid this week. How fuck? |
| _Squirtle_ 02/11/18 10:01:24 PM #11 | sktgamer_13dude posted... How are you so sure you're gonna get laid? Offworlder1 posted... How are you sure that your getting laid ? Went on some casual dates with this girl already (met on Tinder) and she wants me to "stay over" on Friday night. I'm pretty oblivious but even I think that pretty much guarantees it. As long as I don't do something super weird before that point. --- |
| Topic | I'm a kiss-less virgin and I'm 95% sure I'm getting laid this week. How fuck? |
| _Squirtle_ 02/11/18 9:58:16 PM #1 | really though how do I minimize the embarrassment that's gonna go on between those sheets? lol --- |
| Topic | People in business are so pretentious |
| _Squirtle_ 02/09/18 9:52:31 PM #1 | "what do you do" "I'm a corporate account branch chief service management analysis representative" Like, the names could not be more removed from what they actually do all day. Send e-mails, use excel and browse reddit. --- |
| Topic | I'm a cop. AMA |
| _Squirtle_ 02/05/18 1:07:29 AM #18 | |
| Topic | Lol cops asking people "why you so nervous"? |
| _Squirtle_ 02/04/18 2:51:21 PM #66 | I think the issue is the force attracts too many incompetent people. There is no barrier to keep out the shit heads unless they're blatantly crazy. It's like teaching. Anybody with half a brain could become a teacher, it wont be until they do something really fucking stupid that they'll get kicked out but by then it's too late. It's like a stupid person can't just decide to be a mechanical engineer. But with these careers they can. --- |
| Topic | Do you or have you ever owned a sex toy? |
| _Squirtle_ 01/28/18 6:12:14 PM #1 | The gf wants to get us a few "couples" items to use on each other. but goddamn some of this shit is expensive. --- |
| Topic | Skylar - Breaking Bad season 2 spoilers. |
| _Squirtle_ 01/14/18 5:44:48 PM #19 | Walt - "hey baby, I'm just gonna go kill a few people and make tons of meth and do other interesting things." Skylar - "Walt, come in here and let me yell at you for 10 minutes of this 52 minute episode." That's basically what she was the whole show. The only time she was an interesting character was when she pretended to be a bimbo for Ted. --- |
| Topic | I cringe when people say "midget" |
| _Squirtle_ 12/25/17 11:23:06 PM #76 | pinky0926 posted... "If we ignore the deep rooted structural issues in society, they will go away" if that's what you got out of that then you're not ready for a conversation --- |
| Topic | I cringe when people say "midget" |
| _Squirtle_ 12/25/17 11:15:39 PM #74 | pinky0926 posted... We're not talking about one or two crazy SJWs b****ing out of the blue. An entire people rally together to say they don't like it, so why would you ignore that? They continue to hate it because you keep giving it so much power. "oh you can't use that word anymore" That fucking mentality gives the n-word 10x more power. Without it, would it still be a shitty thing to say and would it be painful to hear? Probably. But you are not helping the situation here. You think if a little 10 year old black kid got called the n-word it would hurt because of years of systematic oppression and slavery? Fuck no, it's because society tells that kid that the word is banned and if anybody uses it, it's equivalent of physical assault. the same thing happened with the r-word. People gave it so much power, you can't even use it in the correct context. --- |
| Topic | I cringe when people say "midget" |
| _Squirtle_ 12/25/17 10:50:17 PM #67 | pinky0926 posted... So go into harlem and say all your favourite words for black people in front of an audience, but just assure them you don't mean it and they shouldn't take any offense to jt, let me know how it works out not sure why you so desperately want people to get offended by words when they don't have you like what benefit does your attitude have on people those words do apply to? "hey it's okay to go into a fury if somebody says [x] because that word should be banned." you're not helping when you do that even though you think you are --- |
| Topic | I cringe when people say "midget" |
| _Squirtle_ 12/25/17 10:35:57 PM #61 | pinky0926 posted... Words have power only as much as we give them and for whatever reason people like you like to give the n-word or "midget" (or any "non pc" word these days) lots of power when there isn't really any reason to anymore. --- |
| Topic | I cringe when people say "midget" |
| _Squirtle_ 12/25/17 10:25:13 PM #53 | CiIantro posted... _Squirtle_ posted...sticks and stones bruh I'm not saying they won't get upset rather that they choose to get upset when they don't have to. Same for any mean word, F-word, c-word, whatever else-word toughen up --- |
| Topic | I cringe when people say "midget" |
| _Squirtle_ 12/25/17 10:16:41 PM #44 | pinky0926 posted... When you use racial slurs for example, you're actually injuring a people and contributing to the environment and factors that have systematically injured those people for a long time. this type of thinking is supremely over exaggerated sticks and stones bruh --- |
| Topic | The people that played Hank, Jessie, and Marie were all terrible actors |
| _Squirtle_ 12/23/17 12:54:33 PM #7 | The Admiral posted... Aaron Paul was outstanding in the later seasons and got nominated for multiple Emmy's. Those award things don't really mean anything. --- |
| Topic | The people that played Hank, Jessie, and Marie were all terrible actors |
| _Squirtle_ 12/23/17 12:51:11 PM #1 | After watching through the show again these characters were much less likable (well marie always was but she's even worse on a 2nd watch). Aaron Paul just had a few good moments that were carried by Cranston Walt, Mike, Saul, Gus were definitely the top 4 --- |
| Topic | Oh god how did Capcom fuck up MVCI so hard... |
| _Squirtle_ 12/17/17 8:04:28 PM #1 | Been watching the tournament that's been going on this weekend - ugly artstyle - shitty roster - stupid story mode (but I don't really care about this that much) - The gameplay is much slower than MVC3 and filled with set-play - Tags make the screen flash hard enough to give you a fucking seizure. MVC3 had a billion flashing colors and even it never had this problem - worse audio quality and voice acting Jesus christ I'm trying to find something good about this game but it's hard. Venom I guess? --- |
| Topic | Apparently H3H3 steals content? |
| _Squirtle_ 12/05/17 6:38:23 PM #1 | https://clips.twitch.tv/MildCarefulLettuceHassanChop Chad's kind of a fucking weirdo but he's pretty legit --- |
| Topic | Did this father take it too far? |
| _Squirtle_ 11/25/17 10:29:49 PM #8 | FF_Redux posted... Beating your children is caveman behavior, I can't believe it's not illegal there. > beat your dog "you should have just trained it you sick animal" > beat your kids "I'm fine with this." --- |
| Topic | CE: describe your experience having sex with different types of women |
| _Squirtle_ 11/24/17 10:05:18 PM #1 | My experience from my limited experience with women. I've had sex with 4 black women, 7 white women and 4 asian women. 4 black women: - loved giving bjs - hated giving hjs - very common to let you nut and then keep going afterwards - none of them let me booby fuck them - none were interested in bringing toys / doing kinky shit - 0 of the 4 wanted to do anal 7 white women: - half liked bjs / half hated them - didn't like giving hjs - most only let you nut once and then it was over for piv. - none let me booby fuck them - most were super down for kinky stuff / using toys - 2 of the 7 were down for anal 4 asian women - didn't like bjs - all 4 liked giving hjs - with 3 of the 4 they only would go for 1 round. The 4th one would be down for like 10 times in a row if I had the stamina for that - all 4 were down to try booby fucking - none wanted to do anal - none were into kinky stuff what about you guys? The few of you who have banged --- |
| Topic | Joe pesci soundboard prank calls still kill me |
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| Topic | Post Malone is by far H3H3's most annoying friend of the show |
| _Squirtle_ 11/19/17 7:52:21 PM #19 | Idubbz is really the only one that still makes good videos between him, H3H3, FilthyFrank, and Maxmoefoe / whoever else was apart of their circle. --- |
| Topic | Do people actually have sex underneath the sheets? |
| _Squirtle_ 11/19/17 7:48:52 PM #5 | Turbam posted... Don't want your roommates (mom and dad) to catch you ok this one is valid but apparently peeps that live by themselves do it with their gfs/tinder dates --- |
| Topic | Do people actually have sex underneath the sheets? |
| _Squirtle_ 11/19/17 7:45:54 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Are the inputs the only thing that makes Fighting games competitive/difficult? |
| _Squirtle_ 11/10/17 7:26:22 PM #5 | FightingGames posted... execution is the least difficult thing about fighting games unless you are playing with a character that requires 1-frame links. Most of the difficulty from fighting games stems from learning character-specific matchup strategies and unwritten meta techniques this isn't true at all. Legions of people couldn't even do an FADC in SF4 and that was required to be even a moderate level player. And there are still tons of people that can't play charge characters/do charge motions. execution is a much bigger hurdle for the majority of people than that other stuff. --- |
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