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Topicwhich girl is prettier
cellus523
02/17/18 10:19:09 PM
#32
B although id like her more if she were thicker in the legs.
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TopicC/D: Resident Evil 6 is a very enjoyable game if you don't expect a horror game.
cellus523
02/09/18 10:37:46 PM
#44
I jumped into the series at outbreak so I always thought it was more about the virus than horror. I didn't know it was considered horror until i read it online so for me they were either always kinda clunky games with zombies or they were like re4. pretty much every one i played i kinda approached it like that so the slowly disappearing horror theme didnt bother me.
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TopicMy Breast Reduction - 1 Year Post-Op
cellus523
02/09/18 10:30:09 PM
#67
As long as you feel better, thats all that counts
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TopicMy sister and I have started a competition to see who can lose 50lb the fastest
cellus523
01/30/18 11:43:09 PM
#33
Wow, you're short.
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TopicAnyone else constantly anxious that they will lose their job and other dumb thi?
cellus523
01/29/18 4:56:57 PM
#4
Ive just recently been let go (again) myself so i do know the feeling.
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TopicA night of hardcore sex with Angie Varona, BUT
cellus523
01/27/18 12:12:04 PM
#7
So no downside
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TopicNigerian student in India: "I am tired of being a black man in India."
cellus523
01/26/18 10:25:33 PM
#84
Infinite 2003 posted...
TheGleamEyes posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Indians didn't think or know about black people before television?


Are black people native to India?

Otherwise, where else do you think they get the idea of blacks being drug peddlers or pimps. These themes are prevalent to blacks in media and online discussions (in talks involving drug incarceration rates, prison rates, etc.)


If you're seriously trying to blame all the racism in India on the American media then you're really not very bright.

American media actually is how many other countries learn about black people. Sadly, it is mostly our negative sterotypes that they see. Believing in the sterotypes and being dicks about it is purely on them though.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicNeon's Best Boobs in Gaming Tournament >_> - Day 4a: Ivy vs. Mia
cellus523
01/24/18 10:25:31 AM
#6
Ivy's chest grows with each SoulCalibur game so im gonna go with her although personally after 2 they started to look a little ridiculous.
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Topic30 y/o Florida Teacher had SEX with a 17 y/o Girl and said she was WORTH IT!!
cellus523
01/23/18 6:19:24 AM
#13
Newhopes posted...
He'll get jailed while female teachers keep getting away with sleeping with minors.....

That is an entirely somehow different situation. A teacher who is at least a 6.5 and up wont get in trouble but anything less than that or has a penis well then we have to bring the flaming vengeance of hell down on them.
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TopicMeet Dragonball's newest waifu character
cellus523
01/17/18 11:03:40 AM
#26
tremain07 posted...
MrK3V posted...
omfg Jiren

Not only that, our saiyan avatars can go blue now.

Really? I havent touched the game in months but that sounds cool.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWhat is the objection to midichlorians exactly?
cellus523
12/17/17 12:31:46 AM
#2
They removed some of the mysticism to the series and gave it a quantifiable number.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicImagine if Harpie was your GF.
cellus523
12/15/17 1:21:08 AM
#7
Dont know what she looks like or her personality itd be a wierd relationship to go in blind.
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Topic50 million but your dick shrinks to 0.1cm
cellus523
12/05/17 7:26:22 PM
#12
Genocet9 posted...
cellus523 posted...
Are we talking girth or length cuz i can lose a 1/10cm in length but the thickness gotta stay?

Either way ill take the money


To 0.1cm not by 0.1cm

O well damn ill pass on the money, no need to fix one part of life by ruining another.
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Topic50 million but your dick shrinks to 0.1cm
cellus523
12/05/17 7:16:07 PM
#5
Are we talking girth or length cuz i can lose a 1/10cm in length but the thickness gotta stay?

Either way ill take the money
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicFrom Software confirms that Armored Core series will get a new entry.
cellus523
12/04/17 1:15:40 PM
#27
Omega Hunter posted...
Damn i loveeeeee the Armored Core series. Just hope its nothing like part V or whatever that online only steaming pile of trash was.

They really overestimated that series' multiplayer appeal. I'm just hoping its more like For Answer instead of 5
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicSonic 06 could have been such a great game :/
cellus523
12/04/17 1:11:15 PM
#23
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
It had beastiality!

Bestiality would imply sonic isn't capable of consenting, but it was for sure whatever the hell furries call anthro on human.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topic$2,000 per month for the rest of your life but Marie Rose becomes your sister.
cellus523
12/03/17 10:47:53 PM
#19
Well she's Swedish i'm African american so how is she my sister exactly adoption, one of my parent's break off their longtime relationships, or does she just kinda move on in and have some kinda brother complex and i'm just passive enough to say sure why not.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicThe most Googled "why do" question in your state
cellus523
12/02/17 6:11:19 PM
#6
So we ask a lot about diarrhea in Michigan. Was hoping it was something less poop related.
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Topic"The woman of your dreams, but..." Day 1
cellus523
12/01/17 10:39:43 PM
#8
Yeah sure why not
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TopicSEGA should make a mobile Chao Garden game
cellus523
12/01/17 4:24:06 PM
#3
Come on dont pitch an idea to kill practically the only good parts of SA2. Full on console game for say 20-30 dollars with decent content and gameplay.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWhat RPG Class would da above poster be iyo?
cellus523
11/30/17 8:20:16 PM
#48
^^
Blacksmith
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWell that was a hell of a South Park episode (spoilers)
cellus523
11/29/17 10:36:31 PM
#2
Yeah Kyle took things too far not that Garrison should be expected to be competent.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicThe porn guy has $42 million in crypto now.
cellus523
11/27/17 1:03:17 AM
#50
That guy is living it good these days i gotta get in on this crypto crap.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicA dragon priest and a vampire showed up go my skyrim wedding just now
cellus523
11/22/17 3:05:40 AM
#26
NeonOctopus posted...
V-E-G-Y- posted...
Wait you can get married in Skyrim?

Fuck, plus there's dragons and shit, why the fuck haven't i started this game yet....
Seriously vegy? The game has been out for like 6 years lol>_>

The marriage is really shallow though. They just hang out at your house or act as a follower if they're a soldier.

You can't bang them either.

You can bang if you have mods
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicI went on a Tinder date 5 months ago with beast, I told you guys about it
cellus523
11/21/17 12:21:53 PM
#17
Has it been 5 months since then. Feels like less.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicIf The Flash is so fast, how can anyone pose a threat?
cellus523
11/19/17 2:39:04 AM
#17
Speedforce, its the explanation for everything flash. He can move faster than light, but cant catch a car this week, speedforce. Its a general handwave for flash basically.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicRoy Moore = Gin Ichimaru
cellus523
11/13/17 12:22:29 AM
#2
Gin had a noble goal and had the good sense to die for his crimes.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicPick how you die (pick a number before entering): [1][2][3][4]
cellus523
11/13/17 12:06:20 AM
#11
I picked 2.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicA guy lied to try and get my phone number
cellus523
11/12/17 10:15:34 PM
#32
So no older guys as in maturity or chronological age?
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicThe hair bleach arrives tuesday ce
cellus523
11/10/17 4:12:09 AM
#15
Go blue
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicGot fired today AMA
cellus523
11/09/17 7:56:02 AM
#21
I was at 18.50 an hour but with that whole union thing rearing its head i wasn't going to be getting a raise anytime soon.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicGot fired today AMA
cellus523
11/09/17 7:32:55 AM
#19
blahblahfatbomb posted...
What color is your underwear?

Dark blue basketball shorts I haven't worn "underwear" in years.
Solid Sonic posted...
Can't think of any interesting direction to go in after that.

I mean...did you hate your job?

Yeah and I did do my part to train some welders to take my spot but 2 quit and the one who stayed can't do half of the minimal required numbers for the job so i thought i'd be their for atleast another month
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicGot fired today AMA
cellus523
11/09/17 7:11:57 AM
#13
TheBiggerWiggle posted...
How did you get 10 points?

Did you go over 10 over the course of 3 years or just the past year?

Over the past year, 2 came from punching in early after a policy change, 4-5 came from tardy/absences and the rest from safety violations.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicGot fired today AMA
cellus523
11/09/17 7:06:51 AM
#11
Nah im updating my resume and gonna start looking for a new job later today.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicGot fired today AMA
cellus523
11/09/17 7:05:00 AM
#9
pinky0926 posted...
cellus523 posted...
Attendance issues after 3 years i finally went over the 10 point limit


What kind of job are we talking about?

Welding Job
pinky0926 posted...
And did you feel it was a fair dismissal or do you feel like your contribution was underappreciated?

It was pretty fair though in all honesty I did spend most of my time relaxing and just hitting 10 over our minimal parts for the day.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicGot fired today AMA
cellus523
11/09/17 7:02:50 AM
#5
Attendance issues after 3 years i finally went over the 10 point limit
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicGot fired today AMA
cellus523
11/09/17 7:01:07 AM
#1
Well CE I normally prefer to lurk but I've come into some free time for the next week or so, so ama.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWoman accidentally kils 15 family members in failed attempt to murder her hubby.
cellus523
11/09/17 1:31:06 AM
#59
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
She'll be hanged but a 15/1 kdr is impressive

This guy here has a point most of us go 0/1 for our kdr like scrubs.
Jokes aside though this is a really sad srory.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicIf The Admiral is angry, he'd be The Madmiral.
cellus523
11/09/17 1:03:08 AM
#5
If The Admiral had kids he'd be Dadmiral.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topic/r/zoophilia has been deleted from reddit
cellus523
11/08/17 8:17:59 PM
#16
So are they gonna do the renaming thing like the incels did.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicApparently Jesus' name isn't Jesus...
cellus523
11/08/17 7:31:46 AM
#7
So essentially Joshua the world prays to a dude named Josh. Joshua Christ this is gonna be a weird adjustment.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicLarge boobs
cellus523
11/03/17 9:40:01 PM
#13
Vol2tex posted...
Captain_Qwark posted...
with a face like that you're gonna need huge honkers


:(

Well, he's not wrong.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicSo I just saw my friends tits...
cellus523
11/03/17 4:19:01 AM
#46
2 things tc
1. Were they nice?
2. You should probably tell her at the very least.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWhy do women suddenly get up and leave once they find out you dont make much $$?
cellus523
10/26/17 11:10:50 PM
#9
You could've said 15k-20k but 5k makes it sound like you work 1 month if that a year.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicIf Superman has super speed, what's the point of The Flash?
cellus523
10/23/17 9:18:36 PM
#42
Because Flash has the speedforce, a very vague and ill-defined power source, that buffs or nerfs him at the writer's discretion.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWould you date Marina Nagasawa? *NSFW and trigger warning
cellus523
10/22/17 10:11:31 PM
#13
She's legal so she is fair game.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicNeoGaf going down in flames BABY! EvilLore (site owner) at fault!
cellus523
10/21/17 9:02:37 PM
#26
BlackHorse6969 posted...
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?

this is what neogaf will look like in a few days

That place is sad, like legitimately sad.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topichow does it feel that the girl you love is fucking someone else right now
cellus523
10/12/17 3:36:35 AM
#11
Izual_Reborn posted...
KainWind posted...
Who? And shouldn't normal people be asleep at 3 am on a weekday?


830 here in the UK.

3:30 am where im at but i work night shift.
And to TCs question is it happening to you now or has happened to you in the past?
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWhat's da female equivalent of a chad?
cellus523
10/11/17 10:50:32 PM
#13
Minimum a 7.5 thats game for anything usually works for me.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topic10/10 girl but she's mute and blind.
cellus523
10/04/17 11:16:39 PM
#17
CanuckCowboy posted...
A 10 would have to be blind to date most of ce m I rite?

Ohh damn this guy gets it.
But back on topic what is the downside exactly?
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