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Ivynn posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

chill02 posted...

yes

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Muffinz0rz posted...

I've got an every other day thing going, seems to be serving me well

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I'd say making this topic probably didn't help with your overthinking. I suggest not posting all the details leading up to your second attempt
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jewish people get it rough all over the world but i understand where the hate comes from

they are just as exclusive a group as all other non-christian religions, islam, hindu etc. All seemingly prefer to inter-marry(compared to christians who want to convert people) and take their religion super seriously(compared to athesists/agnostics)

but jewish people are usually white. or at least look more white than hindus and muslims. so there's gonna be this sense of 'they arent an opressed minority, they're just stuck up snobs'
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...

Why does everyone say to whack it before? That's bad advice. If you get off prematurely, just go down on her and finger her. There's ways to make up for it. And odds are, you'll be able to go again shortly.

because theres an old cliche that a virgin will orgasm as soon as a girl lays a finger on his penis haha
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told her you were a turbovirgin lol. surprised that actually worked. in reality was it more like you just hinted you hadnt been with many people. or did you really say you were a kissless virgin
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a non consenual kiss isnt traumatising. ive had it done to me by both men and women. its nowhere near rape
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NeoShadowhen posted...

I'm confused about how such a thing comes about. She somehow learned you've never gotten laid and was like, hey I'll pop your cherry.

Also, why is she picking you up? Where are you going? This whole thing stinks. I hope you've known this person for a while.

we have no idea how close they are lol. friends can talk about anything. its not unreasonable that shes a good person. a girl losing her virginity at 11 can turn them into a weird person but who knows maybe she's completely normal.
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Anony1125 posted...

haloiscoolisbak posted...

Anony1125 posted...

I'm 28. Timer's down to 7 more hours.

Hmm, older than I expected but good on you for getting into this position. Like i'm sure it wasn't easy for you. Just dont overthink it i suppose and be honest with her

Oh, she's well aware that she'll be my first. She was my first kiss too, a week ago yesterday. She says she lost her v at 11 on a dare and has always regretted it. She wants to make it special for me.

jeez talk about polar opposites haha. sounds like itl be a chill environment and shel probably be happy to teach you a few things. have fun dude
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yeah go for it dude. at least you're getting it over with. if it doesnt go according to plan just explain afterwards you havent been with many people. i seriously doubt she'l be mean about it
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dgb909 posted...

Honestly you wanna whack it at least twice before or shes gonna be gutted

i lasted ages the first time because my mind was racing on so many issues(is she enjoying this, am i doing good) that i couldnt really enjoy it myself. so i dont think its true that everyone just nuts within 15 seconds their first time around. it all depends on the person
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Anony1125 posted...

I'm 28. Timer's down to 7 more hours.

Hmm, older than I expected but good on you for getting into this position. Like i'm sure it wasn't easy for you. Just dont overthink it i suppose and be honest with her
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id say jerk off 12 hours before lol not just a few. for me anyway i cant really get it up as much if ive masturbated a few hours earlier. i guess it all depends tho. how old are you TC
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GODTIER posted...

Anony1125 posted...

I think it's safe to count my chickens. She seems to want it as much as I do, somehow. I don't see any way I could screw this up.

Emotions.

Shit is easy to say over text messaging. Women can smell weakness and it doesn't turn them on

Just kiss her on the cheek at some point. Start making out with her and then go from there.

yeah i was just thinking more stage fright boner. but the fear being a turn off is very true. not just for her either, if you feel awkward and nervous you're not really gonna be in the mood
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dont count your chickens before they hatch TC
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metralo posted...

Philoktetes posted...

I shutter to think at how Korea would be walking all over us if Hillary was president

wasn't the narrative that Hillary was a war hawk or has that been flipped already now that war is a good thing

lol, this
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Why was the defecation even mentioned? Only serves to embarrass him further..
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yeah similar story to you i suppose. im all about saving the talking/getting to know each other for actual date these days. its easy to make a 'mistake' online if you know what i mean. something minor getting misunderstood, where in real life it wouldnt matter at all it might matter when theres only text to go by

but everyone's different you know. im sure its certainly possible to have a good solid text conversation with a girl before you meet, i mean the fact we're on gamefaqs posting every day shows we value e-communication don't we?
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

haloiscoolisbak posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

haloiscoolisbak posted...

My issue is I haven't really come across girls who are happy to be fuck buddies for more than a few weeks

Maybe I'm just chasing the wrong girls

Do they want a serious relationship or do they just dip on you?

That'll probably answer who is at fault for that

The former

I've yet to meet girls who are satisfied with being fuck buddies for long. Some act like they are happy about but it changes pretty quickly

Not saying I'm Casanova, more commenting on women

Stop listening to their words and start paying attention to their actions. The words are just to get them what their actions show they want.

Yeah fair enough. I'll try to be a little more calculating in the future
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

haloiscoolisbak posted...

My issue is I haven't really come across girls who are happy to be fuck buddies for more than a few weeks

Maybe I'm just chasing the wrong girls

Do they want a serious relationship or do they just dip on you?

That'll probably answer who is at fault for that

The former

I've yet to meet girls who are satisfied with being fuck buddies for long. Some act like they are happy about but it changes pretty quickly

Not saying I'm Casanova, more commenting on women
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My issue is I haven't really come across girls who are happy to be fuck buddies for more than a few weeks

Maybe I'm just chasing the wrong girls
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Offworlder1 posted...

Men being virgins has never been seen as a good thing anywhere to my knowledge, unless your a religious figure or in a relgious job men being virgins has always been seen as a bad thing.

I think its more men being virgins or not wasn't even a factor way back when, where as if an unmarried woman wasnt a virgin her worth fell to less than zero
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BigBaIIerBrand posted...

haloiscoolisbak posted...

BigBaIIerBrand posted...

haloiscoolisbak posted...

There's plenty of beautiful full blooded filos

But they are usually very short as someone mentioned

do you watch filipino channels like wowowowee or filipino sitcoms? there are a lot of filipino women who are 5'7 or taller

No, I just work with 10-15 of them and based my comment on that. You can probably guess my profession

you work at a post office?

In Australia all filos go into nursing
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BigBaIIerBrand posted...

haloiscoolisbak posted...

There's plenty of beautiful full blooded filos

But they are usually very short as someone mentioned

do you watch filipino channels like wowowowee or filipino sitcoms? there are a lot of filipino women who are 5'7 or taller

No, I just work with 10-15 of them and based my comment on that. You can probably guess my profession
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There's plenty of beautiful full blooded filos

But they are usually very short as someone mentioned
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both of you step outside and take a breath imo
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

voldothegr8 posted...

Your balls probably smells like something died

I don't disagree

haloiscoolisbak posted...

Are you a stoner

No not at all.

Why

Would it be better if I was

It would explain a lot. Ive gone that long without changing clothes when I was smoking around the clock
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Are you a stoner
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Yeah as a male nurse I'm not constantly ooglin the girls I work with. When there's a job to be done it's easy to shift focus to it

But in the down time definitely
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rh000001 posted...

I wonder why you found it noteworthy enough to tell us her race in the topic title.

Because white Muslims are rare? It's an interesting detail?
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I'll also say this, if you weigh more than them it kinda balances it out
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I love tall women but being 5'9 they might not love me

I did date a 5'11 women once though, a bit taller than me. She had to slightly bend to kiss standing up which was a bit weird

In bed it literally doesn't matter though
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Trayvon posted...

overrated band tbh and a lot of their music sounds samey

yeah but they're a lot of fun and never pretended to be something they're not

i loved them at 15, had your view of them at 20, and now at 25 i can appreciate them for the light hearted fun music they made
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Ultima Dragon posted...

R.I.P. Got to see him (and the rest of the band) on the Black Ice tour. Was a stadium show and one hell of a show at that.

Is Angus the only long time member remaining in the band now? Damn shame.

depends how you look at it.

Bon was the original singer and got them famous(he was also better) but Brian has been there for oh, 37 of the band's 45 year existence?
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Age of Empires 3
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her dedication to lose the weight is very attractive to me in itself
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weapon_d00d816 posted...

Rika_Furude posted...

Hexenherz posted...

Can we keep Fahrenheit for regular weather forecasts though?

no because thats even worse than shit like miles and inches

How?

Fahrenheit makes a million times more sense than Celsius for the weather. 0-100 F fits the temperature extremes far closer than 0-100 C.

0 C is a very common temperature in winter and it frequently drops much lower than that. 100 C is literally never encountered in weather. 0 F is closer to the winter minimum and 100 F is closer to the summer maximum. Fahrenheit utilizes much more of its 0-100 than Celsius does.

Literally the only benefit (weather and otherwise) of Celsius is that it's easier to remember two numbers for the freezing and boiling points of water, because it's just such a monumental task to remember 32 and 212.

the reasons you're presenting for a nice simple 0-100/multiples of 10 system is why we all love the metric system so much

i'll give you the weather but on everything else metric is better
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uwnim posted...

The real question is why do non-Americans care so much about what units we use in our day to day life?

for the same reason people want a universal language?

what's cool about being isolationist
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

Generally both are written on Thermometers and Speedometers.

Road signs would be a problem.

40.2336-K would look weird on road sign compared to just 25-M.

Generally some people just don't care.

They know where they are going and how long it takes to get there depending on the time of the day and traffic.

holy moly dude they would obviously round down to just 40

was this a real post or what
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Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

TheMarthKoopa posted...

It's not too late. Jump on the Vertcoin bandwagon

I know of a coin that's almost sure to go up by over 300x by this time next year. It's a pretty obscure one, I might make a thread about it after I'm done accumulating but not before then because I want it to stay cheap long enough for me to get a shitload

isnt there hundreds of new sub-branches of 'coin' being created? Why are you so sure this one you've latched onto will be the next to have a huge boom?

i'm curious the kind of inside knowledge you could possibly have
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oh and btw TC i just referred to it as alzheimers myself because you did but its likely he had another form of dementia, when alcohol abuse is the cause. there's many types of dementia and alzeimers is just the classic example people usually think of

sorry to be a know-it-all but theres a lot of misinformation about dementia out there
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interesting. a lot of alzeimers patients can live for a long time with the illness, they usually die due to a fall(because their nurse was lazy/busy and didnt care for them properly)

its possible the alcohol abuse fucked his liver up too i guess

RIP, the first band I fell in love with
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translation is very important yes.

in some parts of the medical industry its illegal for families to act as translator between doctor and patient, you need a professional to step in. i imagine with world politics its even more critical to be professional about it
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i've rejected two hindu girls(one indian, one nepalse) in the last 12 months after going on a couple of dates with them

gorgeous girls both but man they have different culture there. both openly talked about me accompanying them back to their home country to visit their families (before we'd even made out) and hinted they wanted marriage very soon

just way too forward for most white guys obviously
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Parappa09 posted...

haloiscoolisbak posted...

she was given to much of a platform too young. too sheltered, a total lack of life experience etc etc

also shes privileged as fuck

what i was getting at with my sheltered comment. so yes i agree with you
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i was gonna say 'just dont mention it' but you've already got that figured

there's gotta be ways to present your personality as a calm and caring person even if you do vote conservative. just keep trying(or turn left)
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thats what happen when you think some dumb young person is capable of being mature and not contradicting themselves at some point

she was given too much of a platform too young. too sheltered, a total lack of life experience etc etc
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i've been there TC. i usually change my mind rapidly and am getting more and more picky with girls its pretty toxic thinking because im not gonna meet some perfect person

i think theres good in most people and you can probably fall in love with more people than you think so yeah
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Why is there no way to get a job?
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Whine some more dude
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