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TopicFor Whom the Bell Tolls vs. Hell's Bells
masticatingman
02/20/18 11:37:56 PM
#21
Hells Bells
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Topic"Here's my dick bitch"
masticatingman
02/20/18 10:35:35 PM
#2
I already do, daily
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TopicQuiznos is good stuff
masticatingman
02/20/18 9:45:42 PM
#9
Its good.
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TopicGot a headache, give me some ways to get rid of it.
masticatingman
02/20/18 9:43:14 PM
#9
Excedrin is best imo. Aleve second.

Ibuprofen and Aspirin better for mild headaches.
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TopicHad a syphillis scare with my girlfriend...turns out she's negative!!!
masticatingman
02/20/18 9:40:13 PM
#10
To get rid of syphillis you can just get a shot of penicillin at the clinic. Thats it.

It only causes damage many years down the line if left untreated.
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TopicWhat are the huge things in pop culture nobody cares about anymore?
masticatingman
02/20/18 7:15:25 PM
#9
Pretty much most of the female singers that were the absolute shit a couple years ago. Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Lady Gaga etc.
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TopicWhat bank do you use?
masticatingman
02/20/18 6:29:23 PM
#5
I make direct deposits in your mother weekly.

Service is polite and the atmosphere inside is casual.
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TopicThe cuck fad really came and went huh
masticatingman
02/20/18 6:25:25 PM
#4
Irony posted...
Reported for flaming

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TopicOne of my workmates just got pinched for murder and drug dealing.
masticatingman
02/20/18 5:55:46 PM
#7
Should obviously be charged for the drug dealing charges etc. but sorry, the murder stuff is bullshit. The man was a grown up and knowledgeably ingested a black market substance. Gonna assume he didnt know exactly what he was consuming. But thats not anybodys fault outside of his own ffs.
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Topicwhy do nerds hate watching sports so much
masticatingman
02/20/18 4:28:14 PM
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Sports has a lot of fans - some are exceedingly nerdy depending on your definition.

Baseball has its own specialization of statistical analysis ffs.
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Topic[Serial] Could someone explain to me the idea of Costco?
masticatingman
02/20/18 3:40:24 PM
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r4X0r posted...
The same reason bars charge cover. More than half their revenue comes from the membership fees. They're a company that makes money by charging people money to sell them things. I had to do a massive 50 page case study on Wal Mart vs Costco back in college.


Clubs usually charge cover, most casual bars do not. Well, can at least attest that in my city, have frequented a lot.
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TopicMan Rams stolen bakery truck into Planned Parenthood injures 3 including
masticatingman
02/20/18 3:36:12 PM
#42
New Jersey.
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TopicFemale gamer "accidentally" flashes breast during stream
masticatingman
02/20/18 3:29:28 PM
#20
Trayvon posted...
lol do even ugly bitches like that have loyal followers on twitch?


She has big tits so yes, Im sure.
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Topicc/d you sometimes get jealous of the girl in the porno
masticatingman
02/20/18 3:21:04 PM
#7
D
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TopicTrashy ass night cleaning crew steals our office's chocolate
masticatingman
02/20/18 1:24:46 PM
#47
Cartwheel_Kick posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Poison your food with some ultra hot capsaicin extract.

I did that to someone I knew was stealing food, they never stole my food again after that and they went home sick that day because fuck them.


Loving this and the balls sweat suggestion. I wonder if I can actually get in trouble for capsaicin though

And to whoever asked how I know it's them, I'm the last to leave in the evening.
And my coworker also has had his Lindor stolen from his drawers.

I'm aware my reaction is petty, I don't care. You don't steal stuff bought with my easy earned money from me with your grubby little poor person hands and go unpunished.


Legally? Well, they would have to fess up to stealing your property ultimately and you're using a perfectly legal food supplement.
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TopicTrashy ass night cleaning crew steals our office's chocolate
masticatingman
02/20/18 1:20:01 PM
#45
Dustin1280 posted...
Poison your food with some ultra hot capsaicin extract.

I did that to someone I knew was stealing food, they never stole my food again after that and they went home sick that day because fuck them.


If true this is one of the best CE posts I've read in a while.
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TopicRemember when the Fine brothers tried to copyright reacting to shit?
masticatingman
02/20/18 1:18:25 PM
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They were insane to even try that. I would just like to see that moment in time where they were together and started saying, "Man, we should copyright reaction videos."
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TopicA suicide at a school
masticatingman
02/20/18 11:10:47 AM
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CyricZ posted...
C7D posted...
I have owned a gun since around age 7. I also took a training course in the proper use of the gun before I ever got to fire it. My parents were doing this called being responsible adults. Too many people have kids these days and dont train them up in the way that they should go.

Hmm.

Would you support school-sponsored firearms training?

Regardless, having training in the use of a firearm doesn't necessarily mean you won't kill yourself with it, though.


Mentally stable folks properly trained in firearms dont just shoot themselves bro.
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TopicI'm pretty sure Jerry Seinfeld has completely lost it.
masticatingman
02/20/18 11:09:13 AM
#42
Hes rich af. He didnt lose anything.
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TopicThose school shooting victims are going in on Republicans
masticatingman
02/20/18 11:06:51 AM
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Junkratprime03 posted...
deupd_u posted...
I don't care about the political opinions of children.


That's fine. So long as you don't bitch about us ignoring yours when we take over the political realm in 20 years. I sure hope you'll like eating the soy nutrients at the retirement home we put you in.


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TopicA suicide at a school
masticatingman
02/20/18 11:03:26 AM
#9
cjsdowg posted...
I am not sure that it is, down in the South people buy guns for little kids all the time.


Story takes place in Ohio and youre talking about the south?
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Topici want to get a switch but the console makes no sense?
masticatingman
02/20/18 11:02:02 AM
#6
Its a portable console.
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TopicAmericas biggest problem is its arrogance.
masticatingman
02/20/18 9:45:45 AM
#4
Yeah we get it, other countries arent mindlessly patriotic...looks at Argentina and Chile.
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TopicWhat moment in your life has haunted and changed you forever?
masticatingman
02/20/18 3:39:23 AM
#10
Op doesnt make sense.
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TopicI'm an attention slut. AMA!
masticatingman
02/20/18 2:37:55 AM
#11
Favorite type of food?
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TopicI'm at a loss on how to meet women IRL.
masticatingman
02/20/18 2:33:57 AM
#7
You can meet women anywhere
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TopicNothing makes me quite as assmad as when a legit topic gets memed.
masticatingman
02/20/18 2:04:30 AM
#5
medzz posted...
get memed?

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TopicDo PS1/N64/Saturn/Gameboy feel retro to you yet?
masticatingman
02/20/18 1:54:58 AM
#25
They have been for a few years already at least.
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TopicDo you believe the age requirement to become president is appropriate? (35 y/o)
masticatingman
02/20/18 1:52:25 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
XBoner posted...
hey tc what about the requirement that you be born in the u.s.? that seems more unreasonable than the 35 y.o. requirment

Why?

It says natural-born citizen. That means its someone who was a citizen the moment they were born. Why should we, or any other country, have a non-citizen or foreign citizen be the leader of said country?

Because there's multiple countries that legitimately don't have that requirement. Canada and Australia are two of them.


Mexico does though lol.
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TopicDo you believe the age requirement to become president is appropriate? (35 y/o)
masticatingman
02/20/18 1:44:33 AM
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ASithLord7 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
XBoner posted...
hey tc what about the requirement that you be born in the u.s.? that seems more unreasonable than the 35 y.o. requirment

Why?

It says natural-born citizen. That means its someone who was a citizen the moment they were born. Why should we, or any other country, have a non-citizen or foreign citizen be the leader of said country?

Yes, someone who was born in another country and moved here as a child is totally not an American and grossly unqualified, but the manbaby reality show star is.


Yeah but this post is assuming that person moved here as a kid, which is just another layer. You can still run for stuff like governorships.
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TopicDo you believe the age requirement to become president is appropriate? (35 y/o)
masticatingman
02/20/18 1:42:43 AM
#16
XBoner posted...
i think that something like 30 years you have been an american citizen is good enough, isn't that how it is for congressmen?


30 for senator, 25 for representative
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TopicThe US should interfere with Russia's erection
masticatingman
02/20/18 1:29:19 AM
#3
Bold
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TopicDo you believe the age requirement to become president is appropriate? (35 y/o)
masticatingman
02/20/18 1:26:57 AM
#4
35 seems fine.
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TopicDid y'all know there are pedophile forums?!
masticatingman
02/20/18 1:24:20 AM
#5
Smashingpmkns posted...
I'm sure this topic will last long

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TopicHow did Neanderthals go extinct?
masticatingman
02/20/18 12:34:51 AM
#34
They do form a significant chunk of the DNA for certain people groups. Even a few percentage points at this point in time is pretty significant.
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TopicA fuck buddy said her partner would have her phone for a bit. Her number text me
masticatingman
02/20/18 12:30:03 AM
#10
IslamMD posted...
masticatingman posted...
Maybe find a fuck buddy that's just a regular single person, or at least one that won't put you in a situation like this. Besides, women should know what they're doing here.


Am I at least right in thinking it was messed up she didn't answer how long partner would have phone for? I just wanted to know if it was to make a quick call or for the whole day.


Yeah I think so.
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TopicWhy do Latin Americans look more native american
masticatingman
02/20/18 12:23:42 AM
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Depends on the country or place. Argentina is heavily influenced by European genetics for instance. Brazil has whole villages/towns that are from one part of the world. Even in Mexico you'll find huge variations - some communities are basically straight up descended from Mayan ancestors.
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TopicA fuck buddy said her partner would have her phone for a bit. Her number text me
masticatingman
02/20/18 12:20:14 AM
#5
Maybe find a fuck buddy that's just a regular single person, or at least one that won't put you in a situation like this. Besides, women should know what they're doing here.
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Topicis it possible to eat potato chips with dip?
masticatingman
02/20/18 12:18:34 AM
#12
Salt and vinegar chips don't need dip.
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TopicLet's be real, is life worth living?
masticatingman
02/20/18 12:17:25 AM
#20
Life is all about potential. The fact that you're a human is actually very cool in of itself. Compare to being something like a dung beetle.
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TopicWhich sculpture do you admire the most?
masticatingman
02/19/18 11:57:29 PM
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These aren't uncommon but I'll post some pics here; some guy already described the first one. (I'd also put this work called Laocoon and his Sons but I don't know if that's moddable or not).

Michelangelo - Pieta

ujhAjKT

Michelangelo - Moses (this one's probably my personal favorite)

HB82Vvu

Bernini - Ecstasy of St. Theresa

wMHTLSk
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