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TopicMabusIncarnate
obeseexplosive
02/10/18 2:36:51 AM
#4
Neither do I.

Are we breaking the fourth wall.

I think we're breaking the fourth wall.

How many walls is that?
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TopicMabusIncarnate
obeseexplosive
02/10/18 2:29:49 AM
#2

He made me pregnant or fat. So fuck him like I did.

Seriously is that a fat emoji or pregnant emoji

*deadpool face*
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TopicThis 18 y/o California Kid MURDERED a KITTEN by tossing it into a LAKE!!
obeseexplosive
02/10/18 2:13:07 AM
#30
This post serves no purpose other than to antagonize. Please refrain from provoking/baiting other users with dark remarks on animal killings

Lol ok then
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TopicElephant eating groceries
obeseexplosive
02/10/18 1:08:30 AM
#11
CiIantro posted...
The young of elephants, giant pandas, koalas and hippos eat the feces of their mothers or other animals in the herd, in order to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found in their ecosystems.[12] When such animals are born, their intestines are sterile and do not contain these bacteria. Without doing this they would be unable to obtain any nutritional value from plants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophagia

Is that why my mother made me eat her shit.

Woohoo I'm a koala y'all
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TopicFinland isn't perfect
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 5:55:30 PM
#2
*crashes*
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TopicJust brute forced my way into my dad's old briefcase
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 5:50:18 PM
#11
DocileOrangeCup posted...
I opened my pops old to go latch box thing he kept all his necessities in like, 5 years after he died and I found his wallet, some toiletries, and a picture of me with my real family.

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TopicI cant have a sugar daddy
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 5:39:09 PM
#10
NeoBowser posted...
How come?

Ask David?
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TopicI cant have a sugar daddy
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 5:29:45 PM
#8
RedWhiteBlue posted...
I laughed >_>

<_< You would
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TopicLittle girl overcome by emotion when she gets a puppy.
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 5:07:40 PM
#6
Sami1000 posted...
Two days later that dog got hit by a car and died. Then two days after that her mom got hit by the same car

But who was dad
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TopicThe porn detectives on social media think Rachel Starr is gonna do IR soon
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 2:49:02 PM
#23
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
really shouldnt be viewing this topic while Im at work lol

Don't use the power of Google for evil while at work
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TopicMan who horrifically was thrown in woodchipper viewed as homicide, not accident
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 2:47:01 PM
#4
Well if he was thrown in woodchipper. Then yeah it would be a homicide
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TopicWait a minute...
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 2:44:20 PM
#33
Were_Wyrm posted...

Winning Smash tournaments.

Good term for a gang bang
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TopicThe porn detectives on social media think Rachel Starr is gonna do IR soon
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 2:38:20 PM
#20
Sweet infrared porn
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TopicLittle Ceasars shut down after RAT POOP was baked into Pizza.
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 12:23:56 PM
#7
Meh. Already eating drinking insects and poop daily
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TopicWait a minute...
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 7:44:11 AM
#30
Damn
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TopicHowcome if Trump goes golfing it's big news but if Obama does it nobody cares?
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 2:27:40 AM
#23
Complete_Idi0t posted...
But if we turn the country around won't we fall toward the center of the Earth?


*Walks away*
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TopicChainedRedone is WARNED
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 2:10:13 AM
#15
Yay your back

I made u cookies but I eated them
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TopicWould it be wise to snort laundry powder?
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 1:21:36 AM
#3
Nah son your supposed to smoke laundry soap in a crack pipe
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TopicA gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
obeseexplosive
02/09/18 12:18:11 AM
#8
Butterfiles posted...
how is babby formed

Wizards
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Topicwhat was that one SNL skit where Louis CK is like WUT at the end
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 11:53:23 PM
#2
Step 1 cut a hole in the box
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TopicThis 21 y/o Blonde Girl FLUSHED her HAMSTER down the TOILET! Is She Disgusting??
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 11:51:09 PM
#30
Vicious_Dios posted...
Full Throttle posted...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/02/08/15/48FF532300000578-5367667-image-a-1_1518103259066.jpg

Death by Snu Snu
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TopicI ordered two pizzas at 3:45 PM.
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 8:09:01 PM
#11
WilliamPorygon posted...
Because I don't have a fucking car

And why don't you have a shaggin wagon
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TopicI'm a fuckin loser CE
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 7:02:11 PM
#9
But your our loser
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TopicI now possess a sig pic from every current admin on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 2:32:14 PM
#40
cRfceWR
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TopicFlorida man gets 7 years for putting plumbers lye in Yum Yum Sauce at restaurant
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 2:24:04 PM
#13
Dobby is not a free elf
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TopicI now possess a sig pic from every current admin on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 2:18:09 PM
#38
DocileOrangeCup posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
You're a fucking bomb what do you know about food

I ain't get this fat by not liking food.


I thought you just ate fun powder

*snorts*
v2kNIeD
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TopicI now possess a sig pic from every current admin on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 2:06:12 PM
#35
DocileOrangeCup posted...
You're a fucking bomb what do you know about food

I ain't get this fat by not liking food.


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TopicI now possess a sig pic from every current admin on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 2:01:38 PM
#33
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Also bell pepper

DocileOrangeCup posted...
the fucks wrong with you

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TopicI now possess a sig pic from every current admin on gamefaqs.gamespot.com.
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 1:47:58 PM
#20
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Smh what would your grandmother say right now

Hail Satan
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Topicdo you like pus? are you a pimple popper?
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 1:43:20 PM
#3
nevershine posted...
NRNFrdq

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TopicI JUST found out "jk" is the acronym for "just kidding."
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 1:15:08 PM
#11
D-Qwon posted...
davyheinz posted...
JK Simmons


So his full name is Just Kidding Simmons?

He made for a damn good Nazi rapist
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TopicWait a minute...
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 9:29:50 AM
#24
Semen
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TopicThey're making a Lois Lane/Lex Luthor buddy cop show?
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 4:13:52 AM
#26
Ahh fuck this

*goes back to watching Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman*
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TopicI'm about to change all yall life
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 4:02:18 AM
#11
ProtoManSPx posted...
No you can not

Then go cuddle a puppy you puppy cuddler
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TopicHow bad is being a liberal in Phoenix
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 3:57:04 AM
#15
JBaLLEN66 posted...
please help

Yo I'm from Kearny and a lib. But Pinal sucks. Pima needs to spread the blue further.

And I say that as a person that hates Tucson
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TopicI'm about to change all yall life
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 3:45:38 AM
#8
Can I ask why this old of an account has so little karma.

Granted I'm missing like 3000 of mine.
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TopicIs Semen in artwork offensive
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 3:41:24 AM
#10
Well I jerked off onto the Mona Lisa once.

I can't go back to the Louvre anymore
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TopicWait a minute...
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 3:17:57 AM
#21
ProtoManSPx posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
She got semen on her face how is that anal?

How you know it's semen

How do you think I paid my way through college

I'm guessing it involves semen

So very much semen.
And I didn't even go to college.
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TopicWait a minute...
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 3:12:46 AM
#18
ProtoManSPx posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
She got semen on her face how is that anal?

How you know it's semen

How do you think I paid my way through college
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TopicWait a minute...
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 3:11:35 AM
#16
Dw to you to my brother
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TopicWait a minute...
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 3:08:28 AM
#12
She got semen on her face how is that anal?
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TopicWait a minute...
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 3:01:30 AM
#3
My farts taste like garlic
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TopicRetail workers, who is the worst customer you have dealt with?
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 2:54:47 AM
#15
I guess the dude that threw a basket at me cause I wouldn't honour the sale price of the one day sale the day after the sale.

Nah scratch that. This one drugged up bitch that regularly comes in 10 minutes before closing and slowly shops
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Topichow old is too old to be dating a woman in her early 20s
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 2:23:37 AM
#5
Meh I prefer older woman
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TopicMan charged over alleged 'penis wiggling'
obeseexplosive
02/08/18 2:17:15 AM
#34
TheGrindery posted...
mario2000 posted...
this is the most australian thing ever

THAT'S not a dick....

*wiggles out penis*
That's a dick
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