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TopicApologies to Lan.
Hairy-man
06/25/18 11:49:52 PM
#115
Gamer99z posted...
Hairy-man posted...
Youre not the only guy who bought into her shit lol.

I was here consoling her over her sadness about Carl ditching her. They had sex, she bought a car off of him, and bam! Hes gone!

So funny

Wait what? Jesus Christ she had fabricated shit about everyone unfortunate enough to walk into her spider web.


Yeah she would text me saying Please call me. Im so upset

Then she would go on to tell me that she drove 8 hours to meet Carl halfway. She bought a car off of him because he owns a car dealership and gave him a good deal. Then she would proceed to tell me the sex they had and how he enjoyed watching her strip lol.

But then she was upset because he went back with his wife or something like that
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TopicApologies to Lan.
Hairy-man
06/25/18 11:41:36 PM
#111
Youre not the only guy who bought into her shit lol.

I was here consoling her over her sadness about Carl ditching her. They had sex, she bought a car off of him, and bam! Hes gone!

So funny
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TopicYou guys drove off mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 7:41:34 PM
#58
I wonder who the girl was in the pictures that she would send and pretend it was her
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TopicYou guys drove off mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 7:38:53 PM
#56
Carlbertomfg posted...
Hairy-man posted...
She told me she slept with Carl and bought a car off of him

Fucking lol.


She also said something along the lines of Carl liked to watch me get undressed

I was like man... Carl the chad
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TopicThe truth about mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 7:11:22 PM
#51
Sheila??? Lol
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TopicThe truth about mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 7:09:42 PM
#48
65. I knew she sounded like an old woman.
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TopicThe truth about mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 7:06:01 PM
#36
soulunison2 posted...
Hairy-man posted...
Ok guy.

I didnt know she was actually an old lady cat fisher.

Thought she was a dude at first. So when I found out she was a girl, I changed my tune


The fuck is wrong with yall lmao


I wasnt lookin for fuckin pussy. Jesus Christ dudes.

She hit me up, then it escalated to hairy will you call me? Carl broke my heart
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TopicYou guys drove off mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 7:02:38 PM
#50
She told me she slept with Carl and bought a car off of him
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TopicYou guys drove off mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 7:02:17 PM
#49
65????

Jesus. Shouldve listened to my gut
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TopicThe truth about mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 7:00:45 PM
#29
Ok guy.

I didnt know she was actually an old lady cat fisher.

Thought she was a dude at first. So when I found out she was a girl, I changed my tune
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TopicYou guys drove off mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 6:58:27 PM
#45
CrimsonRage posted...
Hairy-man posted...
I fuckin told people she sounded like an old woman on the phone lol


she gave you her phone number?


Yes. We talked quite a bit

ssj3vegeta posted...
Hairy-man posted...
I fuckin told people she sounded like an old woman on the phone lol

how old?


I honestly thought she was 50 something when I heard her voice. Just from the way she talked. Maybe even 60.

I know thats probably not the case, but still, she sounded fuckin old
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TopicThe truth about mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 6:55:11 PM
#12
Everyone shat on me when I initially called her out.
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TopicYou guys drove off mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 6:52:49 PM
#34
I fuckin told people she sounded like an old woman on the phone lol
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TopicYou guys drove off mipond
Hairy-man
06/25/18 6:44:42 PM
#20
Wtf.

K somebody give me some insight here
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TopicI got in a 100mph car crash
Hairy-man
06/24/18 10:00:17 AM
#10
Dude is your Rickenbacker salvageable?
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TopicMe and my girlfriend are going to a sex store
Hairy-man
06/23/18 11:02:32 PM
#14
I got a cockring. Those things are crazy. They hold my dick right up
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Topicwhat kind of haircut should i get
Hairy-man
06/23/18 8:46:44 PM
#21
YoungMakaiyum posted...
Hairy-man posted...
I think you should leave it tbh

Its getting to be a good length

ok maybe. But its a pain when working out because the bangs get sweaty and then my eyes get covered in the same sweat


Get a tennis head band or tie it up. Easy
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TopicHow confused were you when you found out Goto's secret alts?
Hairy-man
06/23/18 8:43:35 PM
#93
Zodd3224 posted...
I am an SBAllen alt


You are a huge wang
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Topicwhat kind of haircut should i get
Hairy-man
06/23/18 8:39:34 PM
#17
I think you should leave it tbh

Its getting to be a good length
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TopicHow confused were you when you found out Goto's secret alts?
Hairy-man
06/23/18 8:37:03 PM
#77
If ededdeddy is goto.....

Oh Christ. I gon and fucked up
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TopicHow do you know if you're a chad?
Hairy-man
06/23/18 1:48:42 PM
#9
Legit I had an ex cheat on me with a guy named Chad

What a douchebag that guy was
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TopicWhy does it feel like dere's way too many people depressed nowadays
Hairy-man
06/23/18 10:36:29 AM
#8
Whotars posted...
Hairy-man posted...
Whotars posted...
Attention whores to be honest. Being depressed is the new fashionable way of being a societal reject


Of course a new user would post this

Its true.


Its not true
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TopicWhy does it feel like dere's way too many people depressed nowadays
Hairy-man
06/23/18 9:51:37 AM
#3
Whotars posted...
Attention whores to be honest. Being depressed is the new fashionable way of being a societal reject


Of course a new user would post this
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TopicHow's everybody doing?
Hairy-man
06/23/18 9:40:51 AM
#6
Im not doing the greatest, but Im still living.
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Topicce how many kids do you want and why
Hairy-man
06/23/18 9:29:00 AM
#65
1 or 2

Depends
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Topic"If I wasn't in such a bad spot right now, I'd definitely date you"
Hairy-man
06/23/18 9:26:44 AM
#33
Give her a few days. Thats it.

If she doesnt come knocking, then lock that fucking door and burn the house down
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Topichaving feelings for someone doesn't entitle you to a relationship
Hairy-man
06/23/18 9:24:05 AM
#16
This reminds me of the time I had feelings.

Somebody stepped on them. And for the final finish, they were spit on.

Fuck feelings. Fuck them right in the feels
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TopicGay/bi/pan men: do you like a hairy butt on a guy?
Hairy-man
06/23/18 7:45:54 AM
#9
I am not happy with the votes so far
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TopicWhen you make bae a sign pic v2
Hairy-man
06/22/18 3:02:25 PM
#6
@SBAllen
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TopicWho is the better man for joestarrr? Fixed
Hairy-man
06/22/18 9:01:31 AM
#38
Teep
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Topicwould you wear these shoes
Hairy-man
06/22/18 8:05:12 AM
#4
No
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TopicAnyone else kinda like Pepto Bismol?
Hairy-man
06/21/18 10:37:09 AM
#7
Pogo_Marimo posted...
The texture is fucking disgusting and it's taste is only slightly better than most oral medicines. It's like drinking toxic sludge mixed with pink dye and artificial bubblegum flavor.


The bubblegum flavour is disgustin. I prefer the original chalky mint
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TopicAnyone else kinda like Pepto Bismol?
Hairy-man
06/21/18 9:56:37 AM
#3
Cant say I like it. But it really is tolerable
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Topicwhy did she qo for me first if she had more true love in that quy than me.
Hairy-man
06/21/18 9:41:51 AM
#6
I quess you miqht be the backup plan
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TopicAre you self conscious about the size of your penis?
Hairy-man
06/20/18 11:56:29 PM
#39
Im fine with it
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TopicYesterday a CE user made a topic about killing himself
Hairy-man
06/20/18 11:04:05 AM
#11
Right. I never thought about the legal stuff.

Im wondering if they suspend the account and then send suicide help lines.

Or maybe they just say fuck it bad for business
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TopicYesterday a CE user made a topic about killing himself
Hairy-man
06/20/18 10:58:40 AM
#6
Why do they suspend accounts that are suicide risk?

So people dont troll and egg them on further?
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TopicPost here and I will add you to my friend list.
Hairy-man
06/20/18 10:57:07 AM
#8
I dont have time for another friend.

But if youd like to send me some fan mail, I might read it

I may wipe my ass with it. I dunno. Depends on my mood
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TopicGot a regular fry
Hairy-man
06/20/18 10:54:39 AM
#3
Shouldve just asked for all regular fries instead of that garbage
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TopicYour first experience seeing big boobs in real life
Hairy-man
06/19/18 10:00:38 AM
#6
My first time was when i was about 13-14 years old (already began puberty) . I was just finished swimming in and getting out of the pool . On the shower place (where you cleaned yourself with water , but you don't wash yourself with soap there) , I saw a big breasted lady also washing her body after swimming . The thing is her bikini got soaked wet and i can slightly see her nipples and pubes hear underneath her bikini . I tried to act not bothered by that and begin showering myself .

However, a miracle happened . That lady suddenly begin pulling off her bra and clean her breasts and nipples . You know when they said that before you died , all your whole life would flash before you . I think this scene would be one of the major flashbacks when I die . The nipples were kinda black (which coincidentally is my preference) and the breasts looked astonishingly big/rounded , although i can't really confirm that since i only had 2-3 seconds to see that before she put back her bra in.

Later on that night , I gained a new record on my numbers of masturbation per day
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TopicWhy is porn with multiple guys and one woman a thing?
Hairy-man
06/18/18 1:15:49 AM
#16
Homosapien sapien
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TopicWhy is porn with multiple guys and one woman a thing?
Hairy-man
06/18/18 12:02:37 AM
#14
I need dick in my porn

Im not gay
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TopicIm going to mexico city for work tomorrow
Hairy-man
06/18/18 12:01:28 AM
#69
I wanna go to Mexico City.

I love Mexican food. I just dont know if I would like how overcrowded it is. I dont like NYC for that reason
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TopicCE Confessionary: (Mostly) Uncensored
Hairy-man
06/17/18 3:22:23 PM
#415
I didnt knock anyone up with my dink.

I knocked em down
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TopicWho would you have sex with?
Hairy-man
06/16/18 3:07:05 PM
#16
Zodd will be kneeling

As his insides get pounded
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Topici am currently on a workcation, AMA
Hairy-man
06/16/18 3:02:59 PM
#2
What are you having for dinner?
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