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TopicNatalie Portman, who was FIRED from THOR is set to RETURN via Avengers 4!!!
HillChange
05/15/18 6:56:19 AM
#8
green dragon posted...
natalie portman is one of the sexist females alive

Well, then, she needs to be blacklisted, because sexism in any form is not okay.
TopicUnpopular opinion: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema is terrible.
HillChange
05/14/18 4:18:02 PM
#42
SkynyrdRocker posted...
HillChange posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...

How much are you fucking eating that you need a popcorn refill? Those things are huge there. When I saw Infinity War, all the popcorn buckets in my row were 80% full when we walked out.

How little are you fucking eating that you're basically wasting your money? When I go to the movies with my husband, the popcorn we share is usually half gone before the movie even starts. Get smaller sizes, learn to share, or do without.

I didn't order anything. I said all the ones in my row. I'm sorry you're bad at reading comprehension.

My reading comprehension is just fine, thank you. Nothing you wrote comes even close to implying that you didn't at least have popcorn. And since my "you" was obviously aimed at everyone in your row due to my borrowing of your own phrasing, you're so bad at communication that you can't even comprehend your own writing.
TopicUnpopular opinion: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema is terrible.
HillChange
05/14/18 10:06:11 AM
#38
SkynyrdRocker posted...

How much are you fucking eating that you need a popcorn refill? Those things are huge there. When I saw Infinity War, all the popcorn buckets in my row were 80% full when we walked out.

How little are you fucking eating that you're basically wasting your money? When I go to the movies with my husband, the popcorn we share is usually half gone before the movie even starts. Get smaller sizes, learn to share, or do without.
TopicDid you wish your mom happy mothers day?
HillChange
05/13/18 6:33:44 PM
#3
Yes, I sent her a text this morning. I also mailed her a card because she lives in a different state than me, but she won't get it until she gets back from being out of the hemisphere.
TopicWhat can you do as a guy to signal to a girl?
HillChange
05/13/18 4:15:40 PM
#19
Nothing. Anything you do other than virtue signalling is sexual harassment in today's climate.
TopicThis summer I want to learn to drive but I don't think I have the time
HillChange
05/13/18 2:10:52 PM
#30
MrMelodramatic posted...
I dont know how youd even fit drivers ed into a school day. Its already over 7 hours long.

At my school, it was done over the summer. They had at least 3 "terms" of a few weeks, with 2 or three different "classes" per day each term. Each "class" had classroom time, then was divided into subgroups which alternated between course and road driving.
TopicThese 2 Virginia Teens were HORRIFICALLY KILLED after a AMTRAK TRAIN hit them!!!
HillChange
05/12/18 6:05:39 PM
#5
Looks like their lives were . . .

<puts on sunglasses>

. . . cut short.
TopicBest Defense of the Dark Arts teacher
HillChange
05/12/18 3:28:59 PM
#4
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Barty Crouch Jr.

TopicDo you root for the Decepticons or the Autobots?
HillChange
05/09/18 2:23:23 PM
#7
I root for whoever will put a stop to Michael Bay.
TopicA bug flew up my nose while doing yardwork. Coughed it up a few minutes later.
HillChange
05/08/18 7:45:23 PM
#10
What sort of yard work was the bug doing when you so rudely snorted it?
TopicPersonality Disorder Test
HillChange
05/06/18 3:28:58 PM
#19
Schizoid: High
Antisocial, Narcissistic, Avoidant: Medium
Everything Else: Low

I'd love to learn more, but the "more info" links for everything below Schizotypal incorrectly link to the Schizotypal page.
TopicI hate AMAs
HillChange
05/05/18 3:52:38 PM
#5
I hate the American Music Awards as well. Along with all other awards shows.
TopicWhat is a character you would like to see in Smash Bros?
HillChange
05/04/18 11:20:32 AM
#38
Caillou
TopicSome feminists think the porridge is too hot
HillChange
05/03/18 2:19:26 PM
#3
Tell them to get back in the kitchen because the porridge is not a sandwich.
TopicAvengers: Infinity War is in theaters tonight.
HillChange
04/26/18 2:31:00 PM
#5
wolfy42 posted...
Wolverine and Spiderman get married.

Biggest plot twist ever.

Now I'm not usually one to complain about significant age differences in couples, but Wolverine is like 200 and MCU Spidey is a minor.
TopicRate that animal ~ Day 1683 ~ Bullfrog
HillChange
04/25/18 6:40:47 AM
#3
One named Jeremiah was a good friend of mine.
TopicUFO contest
HillChange
04/21/18 8:32:30 AM
#4
This situation is a paradox. Once you have a "UFO", it is identifiable (and presumably grounded), so you no longer have an "Unidentified Flying Object."
TopicNeckbeard or a face covered in cuts?
HillChange
04/20/18 12:42:56 PM
#6
Shave your neck so you still have a beard, but it's not a neckbeard. Unless you're one of those people whose neck area is actually multiple chins, in which case you're probably better off keeping the neckbeard.
TopicWhich "show within a show" would you like to see be made real?
HillChange
04/18/18 5:30:44 AM
#23
TheCyborgNinja posted...
HillChange posted...
They already made The Scary Door. Except they called it "The Twilight Zone." Your options suck.

No fucking shit, Einstein. It's a parody of it. Your post sucks.

No shit, Sherlock. My point was it wasn't a good enough or different enough parody to actually be worthy of being expanded upon.
TopicWhich "show within a show" would you like to see be made real?
HillChange
04/17/18 6:54:04 PM
#6
They already made The Scary Door. Except they called it "The Twilight Zone." Your options suck.
TopicWhy do tits jiggle?
HillChange
04/17/18 6:47:10 PM
#4
Because they're basically just sacks of fat.
TopicWhat kind of interracial porn do you prefer?
HillChange
04/16/18 6:03:12 PM
#25
Metal_Mario99 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
SasukeChaos posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Black men and white men...

Gross.

homophobic

Call me whatever you want. I'm not the weirdo who thinks that two dudes banging isn't gross.

You're right. You're the weirdo who thinks it is gross...

In a world where two dudes banging each other isn't considered gross, I'd much rather be the weirdo.

Methinks thou doth protest too much.
TopicHot or Not: Maya Rudolph
HillChange
04/16/18 6:02:03 PM
#7
Let's just say I'm never going to buy Persil.
TopicI just drove to two different Taco Bells
HillChange
04/16/18 7:51:36 AM
#20
Zangulus posted...
Their promotions only last for 1-3 months.

That argument doesn't work when talking about Taco Bell. Soft tacos were a "promotional" item.
TopicMeat is murder
HillChange
04/15/18 2:14:20 PM
#25
MirMiros posted...
Also, pants are aware that they are being eaten.

Clothing is sentient? Also, if you're eating clothing, you're doing it wrong.
TopicWhat profession largely consists of dishonest people trying to rip you off?
HillChange
04/15/18 11:19:51 AM
#17
Auto mechanics at dealerships. $100 just to plug the gadget into the car to tell us the airbag needs to be replaced for $700. Independent mechanic replaced it for half that.
TopicAnyone know where to get *good* Mega Man toys without paying insane amounts?
HillChange
04/15/18 10:07:52 AM
#4
Get a 3D printer and make them yourself.
TopicWould you prefer to work in a fragrance free workplace?
HillChange
04/14/18 4:59:47 PM
#11
Golden Road posted...
"No perfume or cologne" is a bit different from "no shampoo," yet they're being treated the same. This does not sound like a good thing to implement.

This so much. Although it might be meant as "only unscented shampoo, etc." Unfortunately, although unscented hygiene products may exist, acquiring them sounds like enough of a hassle that the employer should either provide them or, at the very least, provide a list of "approved" products. Then there's the whole issue of scents in prescribed shampoos and creams.
TopicWhat Movies were MADE in your CITY???
HillChange
04/14/18 4:36:10 PM
#7
A Hugh Grant/Marisa Tomei pic that pretty much went straight to video:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2509850/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_7

Near my parents' house, Doris Roberts starred in a film that never got released:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1900924/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_23
TopicDarn it. Every time. Why do I have to double and triple check the door lock?
HillChange
04/14/18 8:58:50 AM
#9
ReggieTheReckless posted...
123pizza2 posted...
Record yourself doing it to assauge your doubts.

also to sausage your doubts

Just don't start doubting your sausage.
TopicYou go into a coma for 40 years
HillChange
04/14/18 8:17:31 AM
#13
I'm going to Disney World!

Star in a reality show about me dealing with what's changed.
Topicfat tinder slut said she would buy me mexican food if i banged her
HillChange
04/13/18 6:07:48 PM
#3
was it Jen?
TopicHoly fucking shit! I got accepted to the Naval Academy Summer Seminar!
HillChange
04/13/18 5:54:43 PM
#3
<insert joke about seamen>
Topic14 y/o Fat Kid is SUING his PRINCIPAL for not letting him wear his GUN SHIRTS!!!
HillChange
04/13/18 5:53:14 PM
#11
faz posted...
It would depend on how clear the school dress code is on it.

Why? Clear dress codes don't matter for girls complaining about not being able to dress like hookers.
TopicMeeting Your SO (Maybz)
HillChange
04/13/18 10:18:04 AM
#7
First two SOs I met through the old Yahoo personals. Husband I met at a bar.
TopicAnyone else live(or have lived) in a city where outsiders can't pronounce...
HillChange
04/12/18 1:26:56 PM
#5
I used to live on the Tioughnioga River.
TopicWhy are baby Boomers so Angry compared to other generations?
HillChange
04/12/18 1:23:50 PM
#17
DrChocolate posted...
People from Generation X, Millennial and Generation Z are just way more rational...

Remind me again which generation is eating Tide pods, snorting condoms, and doing whatever other nonsense internet challenges?
TopicI haz a stomk ache and it's screaming "gimma soda"
HillChange
04/12/18 1:18:19 PM
#6
Just make sure it's Vernors.
TopicRate your last poop with a movie title
HillChange
04/12/18 9:43:06 AM
#9
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
TopicWhat would you do if for the next 24 hour you were magically turned into...
HillChange
04/12/18 9:04:05 AM
#11
Accuse men I don't like of rape and/or sexual harassment.
TopicMy significant other had two seizures this week.
HillChange
04/11/18 7:03:07 PM
#3
Your blatant avoidance of gendered language is quite jarring. You don't need to do that on this board. Nobody knows what gender you are if you don't tell us, and nobody here really cares whether or not your SO is a different gender than you are.

Anyway, hope they get the seizures under control.
TopicUnable to answer
HillChange
04/11/18 1:02:14 PM
#4
What polls?
TopicOne of my coworkers says "24 by 7" when he means 24/7
HillChange
04/10/18 2:21:55 PM
#10
Start saying "3.4285714".
TopicWhat kind of toilet do you like?
HillChange
04/05/18 5:32:33 PM
#10
Human.
TopicWhich form of land do/would you like most for long walks?
HillChange
04/05/18 7:28:29 AM
#13
Krazy_Kirby posted...
can't decide between
islands
forests
plains
mountains
swamps

How about:
Tundra
Underground Sea
Badlands
Taiga
Savannah
Scrubland
Volcanic Island
Bayou
Plateau
Tropical Island
TopicThere's a girl trying to seduce me at my job
HillChange
04/05/18 5:49:18 AM
#11
bulbinking posted...
If you dont react it actually does mean you might be low T so any guys come in here saying they dont get destracted by pretty girls at work, go see your doctor because scientifically it should be.

So you're saying there's something medically wrong with gay guys?
TopicAnyone know a good cheap way to learn french?
HillChange
04/04/18 6:12:11 PM
#5
ParanoidObsessive posted...
But the best possible way to learn any language is immersion. Go live in Paris for six months and see how well you speak the language then.

Simpsons did it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crepes_of_Wrath
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