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Topicmy birthday is in fifteen days, i request everyone get me gummy bears as present
JazzMasterZero
05/30/18 8:17:54 PM
#5
SunWuKung420 posted...
27 days until glorious 40 for me.

All your gummy bear belong to me.

Imagine being a 40 year old internet troll on a video game board
TopicOkay some serious shit happened to my friend and he is in jail
JazzMasterZero
05/29/18 3:34:57 PM
#94
Nuffinz0rz posted...
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
If I were a babysitter in this day and age, I would setup cameras to have a defence against false aligations.

But who knows if this guy is a perv or not.

same reason i have security cameras set up in my bedroom

Lol. I have never felt the need to protect myself from allegations like that. Mainly because Im not a creepy fuck.
TopicSpoiler free... Is Solo good
JazzMasterZero
05/26/18 4:19:21 PM
#10
Judgmenl posted...
It's a movie so it's terrible.

Were you abused as a child?
TopicThis Blonde Woman POOPS on the FLOOR and THROWS it at a Male KID EMPLOYEE!!!
JazzMasterZero
05/25/18 8:46:45 PM
#14
HelIWithoutSin posted...
@TheWorstPoster

See? Employment has its perks.

Im surprised she was able to do a poop without a pee.
TopicSupermarket refuses to put "Cum" on graduation cake.
JazzMasterZero
05/22/18 3:46:44 PM
#1
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/05/22/publix-market-south-carolina-censors-grads-summa-cum-laude-cake/631829002/

Obviously this Publix bakery worker never graduated cum laude because they are an idiot.
TopicAs a man with a full beard, I often look down at clean shaven men.
JazzMasterZero
05/20/18 3:38:20 AM
#1
Usually its look at this mommas boy who cant grow a beard.
Topic"You'll go to jail if your handwriting is crap"
JazzMasterZero
05/19/18 8:34:06 AM
#61
I got a few buddies doing 10-15 years for bad handwriting, and one of them lives in Texas. Be careful signing for stuff from UPS or Fed Ex because thats usually how they will get you.
Topicjoin me on discord
JazzMasterZero
05/18/18 10:49:44 AM
#9
TopicHow hyped are you for the release of gtav on pc? (Poll)
JazzMasterZero
05/15/18 7:04:21 AM
#3
Im just hoping it doesnt get delayed till 2019.
TopicI burnt my hand today cleaning the flattop grill. It looks like Great Britian.
JazzMasterZero
05/14/18 5:05:09 PM
#84
SunWuKung420 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Cacciato, you bore me.

She waited 3 years to get treatment. Her thoughts on me are laughable and downright wrong.

You've waited, what, 40 years to get help? Still haven't gone? Some people take a long time. 3 years is not bad at all


Please tell me oh great internet psychologist, what do I need help with?

Alcoholism and narcissism just to start off with.
Topicwhy is sunwukung420 always negative?
JazzMasterZero
05/14/18 2:29:46 PM
#3
Hes unhappy with himself and his life.
TopicI burnt my hand today cleaning the flattop grill. It looks like Great Britian.
JazzMasterZero
05/14/18 1:33:16 PM
#43
Yea, you have to be a genius to make scrambled eggs and toast.
TopicI burnt my hand today cleaning the flattop grill. It looks like Great Britian.
JazzMasterZero
05/14/18 12:37:02 PM
#33
It seems like a lot of stuff doesnt work out for you, Sunny. Like your marriage. Ill give that 3 years tops before she bails.
TopicI burnt my hand today cleaning the flattop grill. It looks like Great Britian.
JazzMasterZero
05/14/18 12:28:50 PM
#30
I remember when he said he was going to be making six figures selling insurance. Good times.
TopicSo, Ariana Grande is apparently single now.....
JazzMasterZero
05/14/18 10:05:41 AM
#10
Just send links of these topics to her twitter. Shell ask him out for sure.
TopicI'm free!
JazzMasterZero
05/12/18 7:44:14 PM
#93
Im going to laugh so hard when Sunnys wife inevitably dumps his drunk ass.
TopicHere's the OFFICIAL LIST of CANCELLED TV Shows of 2017-2018!! Are you Sad???
JazzMasterZero
05/11/18 12:36:40 AM
#12
MICHALECOLE posted...
JazzMasterZero posted...
Glad to see Adventure Time cancelled.

What a weird thing to be glad about

Just always thought the show was stupid and the fan base was annoying. Sort of feel the same way about Rick and Morty, but Ive never really sat down and watched a full episode of that.
TopicHere's the OFFICIAL LIST of CANCELLED TV Shows of 2017-2018!! Are you Sad???
JazzMasterZero
05/11/18 12:29:26 AM
#7
Glad to see Adventure Time cancelled.
TopicHave other users ever told lies about you?
JazzMasterZero
05/09/18 10:11:12 PM
#109
TopicI have such bad anxiety when it comes to dating
JazzMasterZero
05/07/18 6:22:42 PM
#131
I think I accidentally added an extra m.
TopicI have such bad anxiety when it comes to dating
JazzMasterZero
05/07/18 4:57:58 PM
#121
Mormon
Topic26 y/o SNIPER who idolized NIKOLAS CRUZ tried to commit a MASSACRE in Georgia!!!
JazzMasterZero
05/07/18 6:20:24 AM
#11
Looks like another incel.
TopicAMA: I believe this board harbors an incorrect view of who I am.
JazzMasterZero
05/03/18 2:56:44 PM
#70
SunWuKung420 posted...
JazzMasterZero posted...

another user who has multiple sclerosis


I pull no punches regarding schmen. He is a usda certified asshole.

So you think its ok to make fun of someone about their disability?
TopicAMA: I believe this board harbors an incorrect view of who I am.
JazzMasterZero
05/03/18 2:48:25 PM
#68
Remember that time you defended a child rapist and made fun of a users boyfriend for having a stroke and another user who has multiple sclerosis?
TopicAMA: I believe this board harbors an incorrect view of who I am.
JazzMasterZero
05/03/18 9:19:56 AM
#28
SunWuKung420 posted...
JazzMasterZero posted...
If your friend was dying and his last requests was to have a threesome with you and your wife, would you do it?


No.

My question tells me a lot about who you are as a person. You wouldnt honor youre friends dying request out of your own selfishness and jealousy. Youre not as a good of a person as you like to pretend you are, but that has always been apparent to everyone here besides you.
TopicAMA: I believe this board harbors an incorrect view of who I am.
JazzMasterZero
05/03/18 7:46:21 AM
#22
If your friend was dying and his last requests was to have a threesome with you and your wife, would you do it?
Topicthe joy of creating a new topic only to see several new replies pop up
JazzMasterZero
05/03/18 7:38:52 AM
#79
rogerskg1979 posted...
SteamedHams posted...
I doubt his mom would kick him out to "be an adult". She probably had a lot to do with him becoming this way in the first place by choosing to home school him.


Yeah, what I said is that she needs to kick him out, not that she actually would, but just that she needs to do it. Parents who enable their children's bad behavior are just as much to blame as the children themselves.

I would put a lot of the blame on the mother. More than likely hes been groomed at a young age to never want to leave so that she will never be alone.
TopicRC calls her cat "my little penis"
JazzMasterZero
04/30/18 10:59:34 PM
#25
Your cat looks like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
TopicHOT or NOT ? Rate this girl
JazzMasterZero
04/29/18 12:43:45 PM
#6
Yea, theres a good chance she has/had a penis.
TopicI, Mead, am coming out as transgender
JazzMasterZero
04/27/18 6:32:11 PM
#99
Troll_Police_ posted...
GameLord113 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Do you see what you started Mead?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day?search=I%2C


pretty sure mine is the best one

I agree.
TopicI, Mead, am coming out as transgender
JazzMasterZero
04/26/18 10:00:16 PM
#41
TopicThe Toronto van guy killed people because he couldn't get sex.
JazzMasterZero
04/24/18 2:19:40 PM
#5
They should just classify incels as a terrorist group. That Waffle House shooter, the Florida high school shooter, and now this guy. All incels.
TopicMan it's so busy here
JazzMasterZero
04/23/18 7:50:13 PM
#70
RCtheWSBC posted...
Jen it's April 23rd

I think she fell off the wagon.
Topicmy tinder slut dumped me this weekend
JazzMasterZero
04/23/18 6:17:00 PM
#2
Gb4mCjR
TopicA good friend has neurofibromatosis type II.
JazzMasterZero
04/19/18 3:44:51 PM
#3
A real friend would go give him an hj while hes in the hospital.
TopicI really envy people who can get by on like six hours of sleep
JazzMasterZero
04/16/18 1:03:31 PM
#24
SunWuKung420 posted...
I think I only had 3 hours of real sleep last night.

Yea, people who have been alcoholics for numerous years usually dont sleep that well.
Topicwhat do you think of the above poster?
JazzMasterZero
04/11/18 9:28:36 PM
#4
A hilarious comedian.
TopicIf Batman were black, he never would've been leader of the Justice League
JazzMasterZero
04/11/18 9:28:07 PM
#6
TopicYou know I keep hearing a lot about this Icoyar person, I demand he/she reveal!
JazzMasterZero
04/08/18 10:31:26 PM
#6
garkimasera posted...
J_Dawg983 posted...
Hes a wise poster who asks us deep questions that allows us to better our lives.

Then he better help me sort my life out.
My girlfriend left me, I am balding, and I lost my job.

How will Icoyar help me?

He can teach you how to get free money.
Topicyour reaction: icoyar announces he finally gets a boyfriend
JazzMasterZero
04/08/18 9:58:12 PM
#4
Is he a poop or a pee in the relationship?
TopicI spent 2 hours cleaning my floor yesterday.
JazzMasterZero
04/08/18 10:59:34 AM
#2
Thats more dogshit than I thought.
TopicFor those of you whom like Subway....
JazzMasterZero
04/05/18 4:28:26 PM
#70
BigOlePappy posted...
SteamedHams posted...
I give up, holy fuck. If you're just going to keep dropping obscure grammar terms you don't fully understand and not bother to post any actual examples to prove your point, there's no point in continuing to argue over it.


I posted a lot of examples on page 2-3.

I think I am actually wrong, though. Not in the idea of the structure (what people think I am making up) but it should be "that" instead of "whom" make it a correct relative clause. Also, because an English professor just told the previous.

Lmao at you asking your English teacher.
TopicMan, heroin dealers are the scum of the Earth.
JazzMasterZero
04/03/18 12:36:23 AM
#13
You know, helly, I agree with you that drug use can often be a selfish choice, but you dont have to be a dick about it. I know for a fact that he cared very much for his son. He didnt have the intentions of dying, just a momentary escape and he got some cut bullshit from a scumbag that killed him.
TopicMan, heroin dealers are the scum of the Earth.
JazzMasterZero
04/02/18 11:58:35 PM
#1
Just found out today that a good friend of mine from all the way back in middle school died over the weekend from a suspected heroin overdose. After this, Im with Trump on bringing the death penalty to these scumbag heroin dealers that cut their stuff with all types of bullshit. He left behind an 11yr old son and a lot of friends and family that will miss him.

So if you or anyone you know is using heroin, please tell them you love them and have them seek help. You could save a life and save a lot of heartache. Also narc the fuck out of any piece of shit heroin dealer. They deserve to rot in prison for destroying lives.
Topiclmao Jen suspended again.
JazzMasterZero
03/31/18 2:25:21 PM
#7
thedeerzord posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
EclairReturns posted...
What'd she do?

She was caught grooming NightMareBunny.
TopicSo glad I have RC to help me navigate troublesome topics
JazzMasterZero
03/31/18 10:57:04 AM
#14
Topicomg A Way Out
JazzMasterZero
03/31/18 8:13:45 AM
#15
Cool. Me and my buddy just beat the Secret of Mana remake together and were looking for another good co-op game to play.
Topictfw you get modded on GameFAQs for being offensive but see nothing wrong with it
JazzMasterZero
03/31/18 8:05:20 AM
#2
Did you say something about transgenders again?
Topicomg A Way Out
JazzMasterZero
03/31/18 7:57:31 AM
#13
How many hours did it take to complete?
TopicPOTD: SunWu Poll of the Day
JazzMasterZero
03/30/18 11:30:37 PM
#13
It does look like a bullseye. I think you should get more points if you hit the moon up top.
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