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Topic | i hate when girls say that a guy is the "love of their lives" |
No_U_L7 07/15/18 7:14:02 AM #1 | you're 24, not sure how you can make that determination until you're dead --- |
Topic | told this bartender i might see her at her work and she said ''looking forward |
No_U_L7 07/14/18 6:01:11 PM #1 | to it" how badly does she want the D --- |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/14/18 5:16:54 PM #61 | IslamMD posted... that's her...but you can't really see her face... --- |
Topic | hot girl: maybe some day you can be my asian me: um, that's pretty racist |
No_U_L7 07/14/18 4:47:48 PM #3 | Blue_Inigo posted... You coulda said that after you banged her sometimes you gotta be on the side of right, no matter the costs --- |
Topic | hot girl: maybe some day you can be my asian me: um, that's pretty racist |
No_U_L7 07/14/18 4:43:59 PM #1 | girl: no way, how so? me: you're assigning ownership to someone based off race girl: ... yeah i didn't have sex with her --- |
Topic | you know you're watching too much porn when the word ''job'' turns you on |
No_U_L7 07/14/18 9:52:52 AM #1 | |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/14/18 9:09:15 AM #59 | let's see if we can get this to 500 w/o anyone posting pics... --- |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 10:06:35 PM #51 | frozenshock posted... No_U_L7 posted...frozenshock posted...There's a black instagram model and a blonde porn star that share the name brooke bailey >_> lesson about what --- |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 9:58:58 PM #47 | frozenshock posted... There's a black instagram model and a blonde porn star that share the name brooke bailey >_> im talking about the blonde porn star --- |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 9:56:04 PM #45 | Pokegen2013 posted... Assuming this is the right lady lmao broken links --- |
Topic | Oh shit, "You doing anything fun this weekend?" is code, right? |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 5:34:21 PM #12 | MrPeppers posted... Get a group of friends to go to a brewery and invite her. Boom, easy fuck in the bag. he'd have to have friends, both male and female so as to not freak her out, know all the good brewery spots and be able to plan/coordinate events. also, not an "easy fuck" since she'd have to show up (She may already have plans) and even if she does she may end up going home with someone else. even if she showed up and talked to him, he'd still have to be able to have a conversation that led towards sex. if he were an alpha male he could do it, based off this topic he couldn't do it --- |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 5:33:04 PM #42 | Bacon_Pancakes posted... Wait is it Brooke Bailey or Bailey Brooke fuck if i know...either one pulls her up on porn sites --- |
Topic | Oh shit, "You doing anything fun this weekend?" is code, right? |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 10:58:07 AM #5 | no it's not code, but yes you are dumb --- |
Topic | Any world War Z fans here SPOILERS |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 10:54:58 AM #18 | btw, it's interview with THE vampire....you guys are all getting the movie title wrong --- |
Topic | in the last year i've had sex more in my friend's apartment than i have in mine |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 4:50:32 AM #1 | my friend lives in vegas and lets me stay with him for free lol --- |
Topic | i hate when girls say "ill never be single" |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 3:21:50 AM #9 | Russman posted... No_U_L7 posted...Russman posted...Some people like company then they'll be single until they find a new relationship. unless they're cheating on their partner, which just upsets me in other ways. it's like you didn't even read the topic --- |
Topic | i hate when girls say "ill never be single" |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 3:17:41 AM #7 | Russman posted... Some people like company no, you're missing the point...i hate that girls presume their relationships are perfect with absolute blind abandon. cool be happy and enthusiastic about your partner...but come on let's be realistic --- |
Topic | i hate when girls say "ill never be single" |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 3:12:34 AM #4 | Chicken posted... Would you prefer if they gave the honest response and said I will never date you? this topic isn't really in relation to me...i see girls say this all the time on social media --- |
Topic | i hate when girls say "ill never be single" |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 3:00:34 AM #2 | |
Topic | i hate when girls say "ill never be single" |
No_U_L7 07/13/18 12:28:14 AM #1 | what...do you have a crystal ball? you just know everything will go perfectly with your current boyfriend? you just know he isn't going to dump you? you just know he isn't going to die young? you just know that even if you get married you'll never get divorced even though 50% of marriages do? unless they mean they'll only breakup with their current boyfriend once they have another boyfriend which just triggers a whole new subset of upset.... --- |
Topic | how fucked is my friend? |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 11:57:39 PM #18 | ehhwhatever posted... ok how much does he have saved up? he screwed up a vacation though literally all he has is the 2 mil. and that's gonna get taxed then he has to pay back all his investors (plus interest) and loans he took out to stay afloat for 10 years. --- |
Topic | how fucked is my friend? |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 11:38:56 PM #1 | he worked to build up his company for 10 years and just sold it for 2 mil. today some girl he's sleeping with told him she's pregnant and is refusing to get an abortion because her biological clock is ticking...she's 21 is his life over? --- |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 10:23:00 PM #28 | her name also might be bailey brooke, i always get it confused... --- |
Topic | i've been an amazon prime member since 2006...got some nice perks grandfathered |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 10:22:36 PM #2 | anyone been a member longer than me? --- |
Topic | do you find 16 year old girls attractive? |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 9:24:48 PM #2 | maybe when i'm in canada --- |
Topic | I think some fly laid eggs in the house or something |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 9:24:23 PM #2 | Hexenherz posted... Killed like 20+ friggin' flies today this is ridiculous. were they baby flies? if they couldn't really fly then yes, that is what happened --- |
Topic | i've been an amazon prime member since 2006...got some nice perks grandfathered |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 9:23:01 PM #1 | i get to share prime benefits (without sharing accounts) with multiple households, so i provide prime for both my parents and my sister's family. Also get all the media (tv shows, movies etc) i pretty much can't ever cancel because we're pretty much getting 4 prime accounts for free lol --- |
Topic | is it possible to go to taco bell and not order too much food? |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 12:37:39 PM #2 | |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 12:18:04 PM #19 | Mystery_Mission posted... posting a topic like this without pics should be against tos. well posting any of her pics would also be against TOS... --- |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 12:10:44 PM #14 | Corman321 posted... No_U_L7 posted...Corman321 posted...No_U_L7 posted...i couldnt find a SFW pic =( add in "blonde" --- |
Topic | is it possible to go to taco bell and not order too much food? |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 12:09:48 PM #1 | i can never seem to finish it all...and i never order any less the next time i go --- |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 11:44:46 AM #12 | Corman321 posted... No_U_L7 posted...i couldnt find a SFW pic =( you're looking at the wrong girl then --- |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 11:38:14 AM #8 | i couldnt find a SFW pic =( she's the blonde girl --- |
Topic | porn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 11:30:23 AM #1 | |
Topic | just had a very embarrassing gym moment... |
No_U_L7 07/12/18 11:03:13 AM #1 | was doing squats, and my headphone wire got caught on my leg somehow and pulled out...and i happened to be listening to taylor swift, which started blasting loud publicly for everyone to hear. everyone looked over and stared and laughed.... --- |
Topic | Holy shit Aubrey Kate is my new favorite pornstar |
No_U_L7 07/11/18 9:29:55 PM #5 | DavidWong posted... you post a lot about porn even weirder...it's the same trans porn star he's mentioned multiple times already... --- |
Topic | my neighbors girlfriend just saw my dick |
No_U_L7 07/11/18 8:58:39 PM #7 | Lordgold666 posted... Did you mean the package outside or your junk? both.... Muffinz0rz posted... Aren't you a pickup master or something? Why didn't you bed her right there in the hallway in front of her weeping ex-boyfriend? had the chance to bed her a few months ago. she got into a fight with her boyfriend, and showed up at 3am drink banging on his door. he wouldn't open but i was up so i invited her in for tea. she kept going on about how she thought i was so cute in middle school. i simply didn't want the drama where i live, wasn't worth the bang (even though she's super hot). part of the advantage of being a pick up artist is knowing you can get laid any time --- |
Topic | my neighbors girlfriend just saw my dick |
No_U_L7 07/11/18 8:53:21 PM #1 | checked to see if there was anyone outside my door and there wasn't, so i opened my door in just my t shirt and boxers. i crotched down to pick up my package and that's the moment she decides to come up the stairs. she looks at me, gives me a big smile and says "HEY, it's so good to see you..." and then a horrified look crosses her face as her eyes trail down and she whimpers the rest of her sentence "...again...". i look down and my fly area is opened wide, exposing my junk. i just grab my package and go back inside. --- |
Topic | if you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life |
No_U_L7 07/11/18 8:12:30 AM #30 | i actually wouldn't wear a suit to a wedding any more...my suit would just be nicer/better fitting that anyone else and draw too much attention away from the groom/wedding party. so i just go with a blazer/contrasting pants. --- |
Topic | if you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life |
No_U_L7 07/11/18 7:58:06 AM #23 | sauceje posted... You don't need to own suits to go to events that happen once every 2 years or thereabouts, you can just rent one then lmao rental suits are the biggest scam in the world --- |
Topic | if you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life |
No_U_L7 07/11/18 7:56:44 AM #21 | Coffeebeanz posted... No_U_L7 posted...Coffeebeanz posted...Doctors don't need suits. wait, you're also a girl. this topic doesn't apply to girls deupd_u posted... The "no black suit" idea is something I've only ever seen on CE, and is some pinky level cringe. Also it's funny how the people with militant opinions on suits have never once in their life been in a situation where wearing a suit would have even been appropriate. https://www.primermagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-suit-flowchart/Should-I-Buy-a-Black-Suit-flowchart.jpg i can tell how stylish someone is by how much black they are wearing... --- |
Topic | if you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life |
No_U_L7 07/11/18 7:52:56 AM #9 | Kisai posted... I work in retail. you fucked up in life --- |
Topic | if you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life |
No_U_L7 07/11/18 7:47:07 AM #3 | Coffeebeanz posted... Doctors don't need suits. interviews, galas --- |
Topic | if you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life |
No_U_L7 07/11/18 7:44:49 AM #1 | what kinda life do you live where you've never needed a suit... and you also fucked up if the suit is black or doesn't fit you well --- |
Topic | i think this hot girl that works at banana republic wants my D |
No_U_L7 07/11/18 5:40:22 AM #1 | i walked in, she looked me dead in the eyes, gave me a huge smile and said "hi...do you need help with ANYTHING? seriously, let me know WHATEVER i can do to make your visit ENJOYABLE" how badly does she want the D... --- |
Topic | feminism should be called equalism |
No_U_L7 07/10/18 2:36:52 AM #1 | since the entire point is EQUAL rights... --- |
Topic | when is it too early in the day to take a nap? |
No_U_L7 07/09/18 3:11:55 PM #1 | |
Topic | made a murder pact with my friend today...starting to think it was a mistake |
No_U_L7 07/04/18 11:32:08 PM #1 | my friend eats SUPER healthy to the point it's annoying, since it's all he'll talk about and it greatly impacts our choices of where we can eat. so i got fed up with it today and told him "you know it's not going to make a difference in prolonging your life" "what makes you think that?" "because...when you turn 50 i'm going to murder you so it doesn't make a difference" "oh yeah...well let's hope you're not all talk then...because if you don't murder me when i turn 50...i'm going to murder you when you turn 51" and then we shook on it.... ugh --- |
Topic | ugh, there were 3 hot cashiers and i got the ugly one, what are the chances? |
No_U_L7 07/03/18 11:40:31 PM #1 | waiting in line with 5 people in front of me, 3 cashiers. one hot brunette and one hot blonde and then one fatty. i figured i really liked my chances of getting a hot cashier, but then when it was my turn to ring up, i got the uggo. ugh..what are the chances of that happening? --- |
Topic | is it wrong that i watch straight bait porn for the lols? |
No_U_L7 07/02/18 4:27:03 AM #1 | for those who don't know what it is: a hot girl lures a guy into having sex with another guy, saying she wouldn't bang the guy unless he bangs the other guy first it helps that the girl in this series is played by a young alexis fawx. she brings a guy onto a bus (probably the same bus as the bang bus) and takes her top off, lets him feel her up. says she'll bang the dude if he bangs the other dude first. then to entice him she'll blow him for a couple min and then stop and demand he bangs the dude the dudes always do it and then cry afterwards lol and then she throws them out of the bus... --- |
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