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Topici hate when girls say that a guy is the "love of their lives"
No_U_L7
07/15/18 7:14:02 AM
#1
you're 24, not sure how you can make that determination until you're dead
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Topictold this bartender i might see her at her work and she said ''looking forward
No_U_L7
07/14/18 6:01:11 PM
#1
Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/14/18 5:16:54 PM
#61
IslamMD posted...


that's her...but you can't really see her face...
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Topichot girl: maybe some day you can be my asian me: um, that's pretty racist
No_U_L7
07/14/18 4:47:48 PM
#3
Blue_Inigo posted...
You coulda said that after you banged her


sometimes you gotta be on the side of right, no matter the costs
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Topichot girl: maybe some day you can be my asian me: um, that's pretty racist
No_U_L7
07/14/18 4:43:59 PM
#1
girl: no way, how so?
me: you're assigning ownership to someone based off race
girl: ...

yeah i didn't have sex with her
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Topicyou know you're watching too much porn when the word ''job'' turns you on
No_U_L7
07/14/18 9:52:52 AM
#1
Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/14/18 9:09:15 AM
#59
let's see if we can get this to 500 w/o anyone posting pics...
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Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/13/18 10:06:35 PM
#51
frozenshock posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
frozenshock posted...
There's a black instagram model and a blonde porn star that share the name brooke bailey >_>

I was confused too at first


im talking about the blonde porn star


Let this be a lesson, my young padawan.


lesson about what
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Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/13/18 9:58:58 PM
#47
frozenshock posted...
There's a black instagram model and a blonde porn star that share the name brooke bailey >_>

I was confused too at first


im talking about the blonde porn star
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Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/13/18 9:56:04 PM
#45
TopicOh shit, "You doing anything fun this weekend?" is code, right?
No_U_L7
07/13/18 5:34:21 PM
#12
MrPeppers posted...
Get a group of friends to go to a brewery and invite her. Boom, easy fuck in the bag.


he'd have to have friends, both male and female so as to not freak her out, know all the good brewery spots and be able to plan/coordinate events. also, not an "easy fuck" since she'd have to show up (She may already have plans) and even if she does she may end up going home with someone else. even if she showed up and talked to him, he'd still have to be able to have a conversation that led towards sex. if he were an alpha male he could do it, based off this topic he couldn't do it
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Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/13/18 5:33:04 PM
#42
Bacon_Pancakes posted...
Wait is it Brooke Bailey or Bailey Brooke


fuck if i know...either one pulls her up on porn sites
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TopicOh shit, "You doing anything fun this weekend?" is code, right?
No_U_L7
07/13/18 10:58:07 AM
#5
TopicAny world War Z fans here SPOILERS
No_U_L7
07/13/18 10:54:58 AM
#18
btw, it's interview with THE vampire....you guys are all getting the movie title wrong
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Topicin the last year i've had sex more in my friend's apartment than i have in mine
No_U_L7
07/13/18 4:50:32 AM
#1
my friend lives in vegas and lets me stay with him for free lol
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Topici hate when girls say "ill never be single"
No_U_L7
07/13/18 3:21:50 AM
#9
Russman posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Russman posted...
Some people like company


no, you're missing the point...i hate that girls presume their relationships are perfect with absolute blind abandon. cool be happy and enthusiastic about your partner...but come on let's be realistic

Pretty sure theyre saying theyll just get into a new relationship


then they'll be single until they find a new relationship. unless they're cheating on their partner, which just upsets me in other ways. it's like you didn't even read the topic
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Topici hate when girls say "ill never be single"
No_U_L7
07/13/18 3:17:41 AM
#7
Russman posted...
Some people like company


no, you're missing the point...i hate that girls presume their relationships are perfect with absolute blind abandon. cool be happy and enthusiastic about your partner...but come on let's be realistic
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Topici hate when girls say "ill never be single"
No_U_L7
07/13/18 3:12:34 AM
#4
Chicken posted...
Would you prefer if they gave the honest response and said I will never date you?


this topic isn't really in relation to me...i see girls say this all the time on social media
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Topici hate when girls say "ill never be single"
No_U_L7
07/13/18 3:00:34 AM
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Topici hate when girls say "ill never be single"
No_U_L7
07/13/18 12:28:14 AM
#1
what...do you have a crystal ball?

you just know everything will go perfectly with your current boyfriend?

you just know he isn't going to dump you?

you just know he isn't going to die young?

you just know that even if you get married you'll never get divorced even though 50% of marriages do?

unless they mean they'll only breakup with their current boyfriend once they have another boyfriend which just triggers a whole new subset of upset....
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Topichow fucked is my friend?
No_U_L7
07/12/18 11:57:39 PM
#18
ehhwhatever posted...
ok how much does he have saved up? he screwed up a vacation though


literally all he has is the 2 mil. and that's gonna get taxed then he has to pay back all his investors (plus interest) and loans he took out to stay afloat for 10 years.
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Topichow fucked is my friend?
No_U_L7
07/12/18 11:38:56 PM
#1
he worked to build up his company for 10 years and just sold it for 2 mil. today some girl he's sleeping with told him she's pregnant and is refusing to get an abortion because her biological clock is ticking...she's 21

is his life over?
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Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/12/18 10:23:00 PM
#28
her name also might be bailey brooke, i always get it confused...
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Topici've been an amazon prime member since 2006...got some nice perks grandfathered
No_U_L7
07/12/18 10:22:36 PM
#2
Topicdo you find 16 year old girls attractive?
No_U_L7
07/12/18 9:24:48 PM
#2
TopicI think some fly laid eggs in the house or something
No_U_L7
07/12/18 9:24:23 PM
#2
Hexenherz posted...
Killed like 20+ friggin' flies today this is ridiculous.


were they baby flies? if they couldn't really fly then yes, that is what happened
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Topici've been an amazon prime member since 2006...got some nice perks grandfathered
No_U_L7
07/12/18 9:23:01 PM
#1
i get to share prime benefits (without sharing accounts) with multiple households, so i provide prime for both my parents and my sister's family. Also get all the media (tv shows, movies etc)

i pretty much can't ever cancel because we're pretty much getting 4 prime accounts for free lol
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Topicis it possible to go to taco bell and not order too much food?
No_U_L7
07/12/18 12:37:39 PM
#2
Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/12/18 12:18:04 PM
#19
Mystery_Mission posted...
posting a topic like this without pics should be against tos.


well posting any of her pics would also be against TOS...
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Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/12/18 12:10:44 PM
#14
Corman321 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Corman321 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
i couldnt find a SFW pic =(

she's the blonde girl


What? She's not blonde


you're looking at the wrong girl then


I'm looking at the girl that comes up when I search the name on Google


add in "blonde"
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Topicis it possible to go to taco bell and not order too much food?
No_U_L7
07/12/18 12:09:48 PM
#1
i can never seem to finish it all...and i never order any less the next time i go
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Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/12/18 11:44:46 AM
#12
Corman321 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
i couldnt find a SFW pic =(

she's the blonde girl


What? She's not blonde


you're looking at the wrong girl then
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Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/12/18 11:38:14 AM
#8
Topicporn star brooke bailey has the perfect ''innocent but slutty face'' that i like
No_U_L7
07/12/18 11:30:23 AM
#1
Topicjust had a very embarrassing gym moment...
No_U_L7
07/12/18 11:03:13 AM
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was doing squats, and my headphone wire got caught on my leg somehow and pulled out...and i happened to be listening to taylor swift, which started blasting loud publicly for everyone to hear. everyone looked over and stared and laughed....
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TopicHoly shit Aubrey Kate is my new favorite pornstar
No_U_L7
07/11/18 9:29:55 PM
#5
DavidWong posted...
you post a lot about porn


even weirder...it's the same trans porn star he's mentioned multiple times already...
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Topicmy neighbors girlfriend just saw my dick
No_U_L7
07/11/18 8:58:39 PM
#7
Lordgold666 posted...
Did you mean the package outside or your junk?


both....

Muffinz0rz posted...
Aren't you a pickup master or something? Why didn't you bed her right there in the hallway in front of her weeping ex-boyfriend?


had the chance to bed her a few months ago. she got into a fight with her boyfriend, and showed up at 3am drink banging on his door. he wouldn't open but i was up so i invited her in for tea. she kept going on about how she thought i was so cute in middle school. i simply didn't want the drama where i live, wasn't worth the bang (even though she's super hot). part of the advantage of being a pick up artist is knowing you can get laid any time
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Topicmy neighbors girlfriend just saw my dick
No_U_L7
07/11/18 8:53:21 PM
#1
checked to see if there was anyone outside my door and there wasn't, so i opened my door in just my t shirt and boxers. i crotched down to pick up my package and that's the moment she decides to come up the stairs. she looks at me, gives me a big smile and says "HEY, it's so good to see you..." and then a horrified look crosses her face as her eyes trail down and she whimpers the rest of her sentence "...again...". i look down and my fly area is opened wide, exposing my junk. i just grab my package and go back inside.
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Topicif you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life
No_U_L7
07/11/18 8:12:30 AM
#30
i actually wouldn't wear a suit to a wedding any more...my suit would just be nicer/better fitting that anyone else and draw too much attention away from the groom/wedding party. so i just go with a blazer/contrasting pants.
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Topicif you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life
No_U_L7
07/11/18 7:58:06 AM
#23
sauceje posted...
You don't need to own suits to go to events that happen once every 2 years or thereabouts, you can just rent one then


lmao rental suits are the biggest scam in the world
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Topicif you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life
No_U_L7
07/11/18 7:56:44 AM
#21
Coffeebeanz posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Doctors don't need suits.


interviews, galas


Nope. I interviewed in business casual.


wait, you're also a girl. this topic doesn't apply to girls

deupd_u posted...
The "no black suit" idea is something I've only ever seen on CE, and is some pinky level cringe. Also it's funny how the people with militant opinions on suits have never once in their life been in a situation where wearing a suit would have even been appropriate.


https://www.primermagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/black-suit-flowchart/Should-I-Buy-a-Black-Suit-flowchart.jpg

i can tell how stylish someone is by how much black they are wearing...
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Topicif you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life
No_U_L7
07/11/18 7:52:56 AM
#9
Kisai posted...
I work in retail.


you fucked up in life
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Topicif you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life
No_U_L7
07/11/18 7:47:07 AM
#3
Coffeebeanz posted...
Doctors don't need suits.


interviews, galas
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Topicif you're an adult and you don't own a suit, you fucked up in life
No_U_L7
07/11/18 7:44:49 AM
#1
what kinda life do you live where you've never needed a suit...

and you also fucked up if the suit is black or doesn't fit you well
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Topici think this hot girl that works at banana republic wants my D
No_U_L7
07/11/18 5:40:22 AM
#1
i walked in, she looked me dead in the eyes, gave me a huge smile and said "hi...do you need help with ANYTHING? seriously, let me know WHATEVER i can do to make your visit ENJOYABLE"

how badly does she want the D...
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Topicfeminism should be called equalism
No_U_L7
07/10/18 2:36:52 AM
#1
Topicwhen is it too early in the day to take a nap?
No_U_L7
07/09/18 3:11:55 PM
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Topicmade a murder pact with my friend today...starting to think it was a mistake
No_U_L7
07/04/18 11:32:08 PM
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my friend eats SUPER healthy to the point it's annoying, since it's all he'll talk about and it greatly impacts our choices of where we can eat. so i got fed up with it today and told him

"you know it's not going to make a difference in prolonging your life"

"what makes you think that?"

"because...when you turn 50 i'm going to murder you so it doesn't make a difference"

"oh yeah...well let's hope you're not all talk then...because if you don't murder me when i turn 50...i'm going to murder you when you turn 51"

and then we shook on it....

ugh
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Topicugh, there were 3 hot cashiers and i got the ugly one, what are the chances?
No_U_L7
07/03/18 11:40:31 PM
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waiting in line with 5 people in front of me, 3 cashiers. one hot brunette and one hot blonde and then one fatty. i figured i really liked my chances of getting a hot cashier, but then when it was my turn to ring up, i got the uggo. ugh..what are the chances of that happening?
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Topicis it wrong that i watch straight bait porn for the lols?
No_U_L7
07/02/18 4:27:03 AM
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for those who don't know what it is: a hot girl lures a guy into having sex with another guy, saying she wouldn't bang the guy unless he bangs the other guy first

it helps that the girl in this series is played by a young alexis fawx. she brings a guy onto a bus (probably the same bus as the bang bus) and takes her top off, lets him feel her up. says she'll bang the dude if he bangs the other dude first. then to entice him she'll blow him for a couple min and then stop and demand he bangs the dude

the dudes always do it and then cry afterwards lol

and then she throws them out of the bus...
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