Lurker > Ryven

I honestly dont even taste onions that much after they're cooked. Especially on pizza when you have a bunch of other flavors blending in.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

What do you think about it and do you use it much?
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Gimme.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Goats posted...

It was +40 today.

I was gonna say Canada but what is that shit.

But legal weed.

But those weird numbers and weird words.

But the legal weed. And hockey.

Tough one.

And kinder surprise eggs and ketchup chips ;)
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Modern feminists and SJWs would throw hissy fits and screech until they get what they want, look at how shitty the left is acting due to Trump and the republicans winning elections.

And thus, Marcy was born.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Highwind07 posted...

500 Womp Womps for her.

Wom womp
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

That lady that said she was calling the cops on the 8 year old for illegally selling water without a permit.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/permit-patty-resigns-as-ceo-of-company-after-viral-video-backlash/ar-AAzftvg?ocid=spartanntp

..that escalated quickly.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

According to David Faustino (Bud) he says its in development hell due to a legal issue but that Ed, Christina Applegate and Katey Sagal are all for appearing on it.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Get her tickets to something. A concert, some sort of vacation related thing, etc.

That way you're buying an experience and not a physical thing.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Kill all 3 of them.

Chain their feet to the back of a truck and drag them down a gravel road for 20 miles first.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

slimfizzle2 posted...

Bat178 posted...

The game is made by the French. What were you expecting?

When did the mustard company expand into games?

They did a long time ago in Heinzsight. Ketchup, man.

*gets booed out of topic*
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Illuminoius posted...

the joke should be that there isn't a joke
don't even have the characters comment on it or anything, just have them get onto the couch and watch tv

This, but have like 20 seconds of just that before Homer breaks the fourth wall, looks at the audience and says 'What?'
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

McDonalds, and this is from someone who sees a Tim Hortons on practically every corner up here.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

nevershine posted...

BillWardsPants posted...

Prince of Darkness is garbage.
Real Carpenter levels:

God:

Halloween
The Thing

Good:

They Live
The Fog
Escape from N.Y.
Christine
Big Trouble in Little China

Meh:

Assault on Presinct 13
Vampires

Garbage:

Prince of Darkness
Memoirs of an Invisible Man
Body Bags
In the Mouth of Madness
Village of the Damned
Escape from L.A.
Ghosts of Mars

Havent Seen It:

Dark Star
Someones Watching Over Me
Elvis
Starman
The Ward

I feel this is a better ranking tbqh fr fr

Yup, this man gets it.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Toronto Blue Jays (to add to that, Toronto sports fans in general)

and

Atlanta Braves (that 'war chant' theme and the chop needs to go please)
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

It'll put hair on your chest, kid. Eat up.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

because he's Peter fucking Fonda
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Is probably the stupidest game ive ever played that im actually having fun with. Should i be embarrassed that i spent five bucks on this trash?

Nah.

*jumps and farts away*
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I miss Dave (though his Netflix eps are great). Supposedly they didn't even ask him who would be good for his seat when he was gone, they went and chose Colbert without his input.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Henry Jones Sr.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

SpiralDrift posted...

NOM posted...

Yeah well April fucked Raph

Of all the animals a human could fuck, she goes and fucks a fucking turtle.

I'm trying to wrap my head around how that's even possible :/
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Mask looks really, really stupid.

Other than that it looks fine.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I always feel guilty about this one, but when I heard it I laughed really hard.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Bitch can fix my fucking dinner in the dark.

Apologies to all the lovely ladies on CE >_<
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Path of Radience (GC) and then its sequel Radiant Dawn (Wii)

Both are badass.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Rob Cesternino posted...

Good. Donald Trump is showing him what a real President is like.

Yeah, that'll show the President Of Canada a thing or two.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Nobody's mentioned Kano yet. He was terrific. Trevor Goddard owned that role, RIP.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I'd pay 100k to be 3 inches more too.

Oh, height? Heh. Gotcha.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Did they nerf the infinite ammo glitch in this version?
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Play football.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

*removes monocle*

My god.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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It's the meaning behind the ring and the thought that counts, not the price tag.

So get her one of those cheap plastic rings with the heart on it like Bill and Ted did! It worked for them!

Plz post her reaction after.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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Parappa09 posted...

why is trump even bringing that up? what does that have to do with the tariffs imposed on canada?

Because America vs The World, in his mind.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

From someone who likes DC animated movies WAY better than Marvel's, this actually looks really good.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

For me it's Darkest Dungeon. For such a compact sized game it hooked me and wouldn't let go. The fact that its frustrating as all hell yet fun kept me coming back.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Make it slightly darker (like Mario RPG-ish) and give Mario a Lou-Albano-like voice ala the cartoon series.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I like smart adult humor.

I hate stupid adult humor.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

TREAT yo SELF
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Monolith1676 posted...

YoshitoKikuchi posted...

Monolith1676 posted...

YoshitoKikuchi posted...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DepkKnqU8AAuRPh.jpg:large

What the fuck is that?

?

Is that really her?

Its an undercover boss thing for CBS
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

bump
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

ShutTheF---_Up posted...

Romulox28 posted...

the office seasons 1 - 4 are 10/10 imo

You're the first person I've seen say that

I thought everyone thought Office season 1 was unwatchable

I slogged through Season 1 thinking it was meh, Season 2 is where it took off for me. Was awesome from there.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

SuperExcitebike posted...

FrenchCrunch posted...

GregShmedley posted...

Wtf?

chris pratt and the girl with the mean gimmick (idk her name)

Literally no one likes Ann

April, not Ann.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Both great shows IMO. Though The Office's supporting cast is a little more entertaining and Steve Carrell of course gets my vote.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

18. I consider that good, for me.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Probably not. I got kicked off my highschool debate team by saying 'oh yeah, well fuck you!'

(ron white joke)
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

rottentomatoes
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

When are they going to increase their safety policy and procedures? I had to use one of those forklifts to get something down from the way up area and the box came loose and almost flattened some old broad. Plus my product was now busted, so that really burned me up.

From a forklift driver at Costco myself, those employees are idiots. Nothing should go up in the steel racking if it's unstable or unsafe/not wrapped tightly and properly.

Secondly, when dropping said product from said racking, both aisles (the one the forklift is in and the next one it's facing, in case a product falls the other way) are supposed to be completely blocked off.

DezDroppedFreak posted...

Yeah but Costco is a good company that doesnt treat their employees like dogs***

You'd think, but they've put some grade A scumbags in management positions with zero people skills. At least in my warehouse and I've been there for over 10 years now. I've heard of this in several other buildings as well.

loafy013 posted...

myzz7 posted...

i just put in my application

Just be warned. From what I have heard, the other employees don't take kindly to slackers. If you are a hard worker, great, you'll fit right in. However, if you like to slack and hope others do your work, they will find a way to make you quit. They don't want to risk some asshole ruining the benefits for everybody.

Everybody appreciates a hard worker. But slackers (again, in my experience) seem to get away with a lot. It truly takes a lot for someone to be canned or for them to stress out enough to quit. Which is what truly pisses me off because there's people who struggle to feed their families and would give their left arm for work, when we have a bunch of doughheads hanging around a receiving desk and playing on their phones seemingly every half hour.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'