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TopicWhy are Bernie bumper stickers mostly on junky old cars?
SimpleMan
07/16/18 10:55:36 AM
#7
How often do you see bumper stickers on nice cars though?
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TopicCE metal topic
SimpleMan
07/15/18 11:02:10 PM
#42

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TopicLet's chat, Current Events.
SimpleMan
07/15/18 10:47:13 PM
#31
ProfessorKukui posted...
@SimpleMan posted...
So freakin' tired of hiccups right now. Had them on and off for two days so far.

Teaspoon of vinegar m8.

If I had some.

LanHikari10 posted...

Hopefully they go away soon!

They did. Now they're back.

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
SimpleMan posted...
So freakin' tired of hiccups right now. Had them on and off for two days so far.


Hold your breath for 45 seconds to a minute

I'll try it again.
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TopicLet's chat, Current Events.
SimpleMan
07/15/18 9:09:44 PM
#25
So freakin' tired of hiccups right now. Had them on and off for two days so far.
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TopicPerpetual Daylight, Night, or Twilight?
SimpleMan
07/15/18 9:01:12 PM
#2
Day.
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TopicGonna post some symphonies ITT
SimpleMan
07/15/18 8:30:54 PM
#9
Antonn Dvok - Symphony No.2 in B flat major, Op. 4

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TopicImagine dropping your phone
SimpleMan
07/15/18 11:11:38 AM
#3
Kay, I'm imagining. Now what?
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TopicWhy da FLYING FUCKING FUCK aren't you watching da World Cup Final on FOX???
SimpleMan
07/15/18 11:04:54 AM
#4
Cause I don't care who wins, and I've gotta get ready for work.
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TopicJust had a dry aged bone-in NY Strip AMA
SimpleMan
07/15/18 12:08:30 AM
#29
Little overcooked for my tastes, but still sounds pretty good.
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TopicWhwn they were first standardizing cars, they should have made a straight indic
SimpleMan
07/15/18 12:07:26 AM
#7
mobilebloechel posted...
SimpleMan posted...
Arthello posted...
Why the fuck do jeeps not have doors? Who decided that was a good idea?

They do? I mean sure they're removable on the Wrangler, but not on the other Jeeps.

Oh, you can remove any door

Not easily, and not legally in some places due to where the mirrors are mounted.
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TopicWhat the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks?!?!
SimpleMan
07/15/18 12:03:20 AM
#5
Take a chill pill man.
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TopicThis is you.
SimpleMan
07/14/18 11:57:05 PM
#6
The hell kinda accent is that?
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TopicWhwn they were first standardizing cars, they should have made a straight indic
SimpleMan
07/14/18 11:42:36 PM
#4
Arthello posted...
Why the fuck do jeeps not have doors? Who decided that was a good idea?

They do? I mean sure they're removable on the Wrangler, but not on the other Jeeps.
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Topicparli italiano?
SimpleMan
07/14/18 9:03:24 PM
#12
CrimsonRage posted...
SimpleMan posted...
Italian in the Southwest isn't the worst thing ever. I remember my Mom telling me when I was younger that Italian and Spanish are close enough that you can get the gist.


i heard it's more of a one way intelligibility. like italians can understand spanish but spanish can't understand italians.

Mom always said she did fine with her Spanish in Italy.
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Topicparli italiano?
SimpleMan
07/14/18 8:35:33 PM
#7
Italian in the Southwest isn't the worst thing ever. I remember my Mom telling me when I was younger that Italian and Spanish are close enough that you can get the gist.
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TopicSisko was the best captain.
SimpleMan
07/14/18 8:12:46 PM
#9
Funny way to spell Kirk.
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TopicWhat's your favorite and least favorite fruit?
SimpleMan
07/14/18 8:08:05 PM
#16
Don't really have a favorite.
Least favorite is cantaloupe.
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TopicHow many Jury Summons have you received?
SimpleMan
07/14/18 8:06:41 PM
#25
4-5
I'm 35
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TopicBruce Campbell
SimpleMan
07/13/18 11:41:04 PM
#18
Jack Stiles
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TopicThanks to denial, Im immortal. AMA
SimpleMan
07/13/18 10:54:55 PM
#2
Favorite guilty pleasure song?
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TopicDo you still have access to a working VCR?
SimpleMan
07/13/18 10:54:14 PM
#17
Yes. I've also got a laserdisc player hooked up.
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TopicGonna post some symphonies ITT
SimpleMan
07/13/18 9:04:24 PM
#3
Edvard Grieg - Peer Gynt Suites - 1 and 2


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Topic4th day in a row at work.
SimpleMan
07/13/18 11:17:54 AM
#6
InstaReturns posted...
SimpleMan posted...
My next day off is in August.

Hours/day and pay? I would do it for the right job and money

9-5 seven days a week. High five to low six figures depending on the year.
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Topic4th day in a row at work.
SimpleMan
07/13/18 11:11:39 AM
#4
My next day off is in August.
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TopicCinnamon Toast Crunch vs. French Toast Crunch vs. Waffle Crisp
SimpleMan
07/13/18 10:52:03 AM
#13
Muffinz0rz posted...
SimpleMan posted...
Waffle Crisp > Cinnamon Toast Crunch > French Toast Crunch

You've got your >< signs backwards

No I don't. Never liked French Toast Crunch.
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TopicAnybody here own a motorcycle?
SimpleMan
07/13/18 10:50:31 AM
#20
I've got a 1997 BMW R850R. Been riding for around a decade, but haven't been out much recently.
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TopicITT: post lyrics from the last song you listened to
SimpleMan
07/13/18 12:21:01 AM
#76
Komm schlie die Augen, glaube mir
Wir werden fliegen bers Meer
Ich bin nach deiner Liebe so krank
Die sich an meinem Blut betrank
Der Tag verschwand
Du wirfst dein Kleid vom Leib
Hast dein weies Licht mir angezndet
Du mein Abendweib
Mit Wurzelhaar und Tiergesicht
Und immer werden meine Augen weit
wenn in der Nacht
Mir solch ein Mond erscheint
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TopicIt's raining. Post songs about rain
SimpleMan
07/13/18 12:03:02 AM
#31

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TopicIt's raining. Post songs about rain
SimpleMan
07/12/18 11:59:08 PM
#25

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TopicIt's raining. Post songs about rain
SimpleMan
07/12/18 11:41:29 PM
#11

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TopicCinnamon Toast Crunch vs. French Toast Crunch vs. Waffle Crisp
SimpleMan
07/12/18 11:35:35 PM
#9
Waffle Crisp > Cinnamon Toast Crunch > French Toast Crunch
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TopicOmfg I'm in love with this song and have no idea why...
SimpleMan
07/12/18 9:40:19 PM
#12
I'd like it more if the guy didn't sing.
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TopicSerious Qs : have you been cheated on by a partner?
SimpleMan
07/12/18 9:28:55 PM
#18
Nope.
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Topic$235,000 dollars now or go back in time and fix your mistakes?
SimpleMan
07/12/18 11:28:35 AM
#10
Is the money taxed?
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Topic(re-post) the 500 million year button
SimpleMan
07/12/18 11:23:39 AM
#2
I'm not watching something that long.
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TopicRemember when Superman destroyed the slums....
SimpleMan
07/12/18 11:06:31 AM
#2
Can't say that I do. I do remember him losing to Ali in a boxing match.
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TopicM*A*S*H is such a dark show. 'When was the last time you felt like crying, sir?'
SimpleMan
07/12/18 1:41:57 AM
#10
I prefer AfterM*A*S*H.
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TopicName a song better than Shawn Michaels
SimpleMan
07/12/18 12:18:41 AM
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TopicI fucking hate country music
SimpleMan
07/12/18 12:02:51 AM
#20
do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Country music did nothing wrong.


I was hoping that was gonna be this song:

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TopicITT: post lyrics from the last song you listened to
SimpleMan
07/11/18 11:52:05 PM
#70
I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...
but then, on the other hand
I'd Keep the wax N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top

(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
(yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all night an' all Afternoon...
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
With a Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I might Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush
N' then I might just Jumb back on
An' ride Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon
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TopicI fucking hate country music
SimpleMan
07/11/18 11:42:16 PM
#6
Should get some Friends In Low Places, maybe they'd be able to change the station,
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Topicwhy don't the police carry tranquilizer guns
SimpleMan
07/11/18 11:21:04 PM
#3
Cause using too much tranquilizer would kill someone.
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TopicITT: post lyrics from the last song you listened to
SimpleMan
07/11/18 9:25:48 PM
#68
Grandma had a muley cow
Muley when she's born
It took a jaybird forty years
To fly from horn to horn

Whoa mule whoa
Whoa mule I say
Ain't got time to kiss you now
The mule has run away

Grandma had a yellow hen
Yellow as gold
Sat her on three buzzard eggs
She hatched out one old crow

Whoa mule whoa
Whoa mule I say
Ain't got time to kiss you now
The mule has run away
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Topicthe ideal hamburger build
SimpleMan
07/11/18 9:23:11 PM
#13
Top Bun
BBQ Sauce
Bacon
Cheese
Patty
Cheese
Bacon
Bottom Bun
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TopicWhat is your method in studying?
SimpleMan
07/11/18 9:08:14 PM
#5
I generally tried sleeping with the books under my pillow, and hope that osmosis would work.
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TopicI love scars
SimpleMan
07/11/18 8:56:53 PM
#16
I got a few. Don't see a point to talk about them most of the time.
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