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I'm too old to have four more kids. I'm already gonna be in my 50's when my youngest graduates.

Hell yes.

I had a nightmare girlfriend birthday scenario with my ex. The plan was big pregame at our hotel room with her and a load of her friends. Like, at least a dozen. We did champagne, cake, and a bit of pregaming. Then the plan was to go to dinner and then a club.

Dinner was going well, but for some reason she had to go back to the hotel. I can't remember why, I think she forgot her ID or wallet or something. Now, I had been semi keeping my distance throughout the night, giving her time to hang with her friends she doesn't get to see all the time, as opposed to me, who she obviously saw on a regular basis.

So before she goes back to the hotel, we get our situations straight; she's heading back to the hotel being driven by her sister, and a second friend is going with them to get something she forgot too or something like that. That leaves me with like eight other people, seven of whom I don't know like at all, or had met once before at most. She sits there and tells me to basically HERD everyone to the club, despite knowing the fact that, hey, I'm really not a good person to put in the spotlight. She knew that. But I try my best, a quick shout or two of "here we go, next stop (club name)!!"

It was walking distance, like two blocks away at most. But at some point along the way, half the group disappeared. Obviously I'm just some random dude they don't know, so they didn't bother to tell me because I'm not any leader of the group or anything. I just turn around when we arrive at the club and half of them are gone. They just went off somewhere else, I think to a new club.

So I and like three other people get to the club and are waiting outside. Girlfriend arrives and is dropped off. The friend that was with her was gone, and her sister, the driver, drove off. That leaves like five of us left.

And she is PISSEDDDD. She's like fucking laying into me right there in line, like "WHY COULDN'T YOU CONTROL THESE PEOPLE" and just other dumb stuff like that. Basically blaming me for the fact that she couldn't communicate with other people and my inability to shepherd a bunch of people who I don't fucking know. So she was silent the rest of the night to me, making these snarky comments, and being just a shitty person. I almost left on the spot, I was so over it. In hindsight, I wished I had, but hey here I am trying to be the good boyfriend.

Like really? I'm not here to clomp on your party. Instead of putting me in charge and monopolizing all your time, why not entrust your like four best friends who also know everyone with the responsibility of keeping the plan in order.

It was brutal. Which doesn't even get into the fact that I despise clubs.

I broke up with her a while later. Not that night, but a few months later, because situations like that just kept mounting up. She had real anger issues tbh

My wife does the same thing. We had a beach trip planned with friends. She blew up that I helped my friends set up the grill and tent and not help her put a blanket down.

What I do is just ignore that she is in a mood and continue having a good time. Works every time.

Well, she probably did want to fuck. But hey, your choice.

I doubt I'm needed for North Korean conflict Outside strategy/tactics and knowledge of History I wouldn't be of much use on a Battlefield.

Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...

Even the Massacre is underrated. 50 Cent in general is underrated

He was supposed to bigger then he was. And as stated he was the weakest artist. Young buck had the best debut album, Lloyd banks was the best actual rapper, game was the best artist.

Reis posted...

Get a better job

As if it were actually that easy.

Metalsonic66 posted...

Mega Man Battle Network

Well Skyrim is a 6gb type of game