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TopicRemember, capitalism has never killed ANYONE EVER
ZombiePelican
03/19/18 1:02:16 PM
#36
Questionmarktarius posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
imperialists/capitalists

You're confusing and conflating the two.
There's a lot of overlap, yes, which does make it easy to do that.

They are one and the same. Capitalism is just Imperialism rebooted with a new title
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TopicRemember, capitalism has never killed ANYONE EVER
ZombiePelican
03/19/18 12:54:50 PM
#31
Questionmarktarius posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...

Corpses generally don't buy stuff.

What does this have to do with anything?

It's counter to capitalism's interest to kill someone.

Tell that to Native Americans and other indigenous people who were wiped out and whose land and resources were pillaged by imperialists/capitalists
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TopicRemember, capitalism has never killed ANYONE EVER
ZombiePelican
03/19/18 12:50:37 PM
#24
Questionmarktarius posted...

Corpses generally don't buy stuff.

What does this have to do with anything?
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TopicRemember, capitalism has never killed ANYONE EVER
ZombiePelican
03/19/18 12:44:05 PM
#20
I don't know whow anyone can argue Capitalism/Imperialism has objevtivelty killed more people than Communism.

Capitalism/Imperialism is about profit above all else no matter who gets in the way
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Topic7 Killed, 12 Wounded In Weekend Shootings Across Chicago
ZombiePelican
03/19/18 12:25:23 PM
#5
TopicNi No Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom English launch trailer + embargo lifted.
ZombiePelican
03/19/18 12:15:05 PM
#45
Topicthis Norwegian girl is hot tbh
ZombiePelican
03/18/18 11:14:32 PM
#37
TopicWhy didn't people like Just Cause 3 as much as Just Cause 2?
ZombiePelican
03/18/18 11:11:33 PM
#8
TopicWhat was the worst thing to be introduced to gaming?
ZombiePelican
03/17/18 7:43:24 PM
#44
Microtransactions in full priced games. Any other answer is admitting you're a marketer
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TopicThis patriotic BBQ place opened in town and it's packed to the gills
ZombiePelican
03/17/18 7:12:28 PM
#26
TopicHuge update to Star Wars Battlefront II that addresses concerns
ZombiePelican
03/16/18 10:36:18 PM
#15
Remember when EA said nobody would want optional cosmetics because of canon?

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/11/ea-on-cosmetic-game-items-you-probably-dont-want-darth-vader-in-pink/

What happened? Oh yeah, they thought they could backpedal and hope you'd all find normal microtransactions benign enough to continue eating out of the palms of their hands, which you all did with gusto, great job!!
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TopicITT:Videogame characters who are literally you
ZombiePelican
03/16/18 9:54:42 PM
#19
LordRazziel posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
LordRazziel posted...
So intelligent, you literally misused literally.

Whoosh

Really don't think it was a joke.

It's a meme genius
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TopicITT:Videogame characters who are literally you
ZombiePelican
03/16/18 9:30:06 PM
#13
Kaname_Madoka posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
For me it's Kefka, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

edgy

ZombiePelican posted...
Whoosh

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TopicITT:Videogame characters who are literally you
ZombiePelican
03/16/18 9:28:28 PM
#10
TopicHighest Level DBFighterZ gameplay yet, don't ever say this game is for casuals.
ZombiePelican
03/16/18 9:27:22 PM
#27
Doe posted...
now make a jojo game

French Bread are rumored to he working on a sprite based one
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TopicITT:Videogame characters who are literally you
ZombiePelican
03/16/18 9:24:08 PM
#1
TopicA friend of mine had her baby and she hates it.
ZombiePelican
03/16/18 7:45:20 PM
#20
electricbugs2 posted...
Yeah, this isn't something you post on CE, this is something you e-mail to the local precinct or CPS.

This
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TopicI'm fucking over this Keanu Reeves meme already.
ZombiePelican
03/16/18 7:43:40 PM
#22
TopicWow SJW Ubisoft (Assassin's Creed Origins)
ZombiePelican
03/16/18 7:40:50 PM
#111
hockeybub89 posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
They're literally telling you that boys and girls did NOT learn together. You know, for accuracy's sake.

Then why add the inaccuracy in the first place?

Because their main games are not made for accuracy, but this mode was.

Sorry but you're not deflecting this one, I'm not taking about the main game but the inaccurate text. Why even have it if the point of the mode is historical accuracy?
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TopicWow SJW Ubisoft (Assassin's Creed Origins)
ZombiePelican
03/16/18 7:20:59 PM
#105
hockeybub89 posted...
They're literally telling you that boys and girls did NOT learn together. You know, for accuracy's sake.

Then why add the inaccuracy in the first place?
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TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 10:00:51 PM
#77
Darmik posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
I'm wouldn't be telling you because you lost so much as because again, I hate you as a person


Might want to try that again?

What do you mean?

Resolution posted...
That's weird af. You hate someone over the internet you haven't even met?

Darmik is special in that he knows exactly what to say that will piss me off and go against everything I stand for and I despise him for it

In every single topic involving corporations whether it be in gaming or outside of gaming, he goes out of his way no matter how bad or stupid it makes him look to defend corporations from criticism or anything remotely negative to be said about them from regular people even if it makes absolutely no sense from a logical standpoint.

It's why I call him a corporate mouthpiece
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TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 9:22:47 PM
#73
Darmik posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
No,but that's only because I hate you as a person.


Just another example of ZP being a hypocrite

Not really, I'm wouldn't be telling you because you lost so much as because again, I hate you as a person
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TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 9:14:02 PM
#71
Darmik posted...
"Waaaahhh pointing out that I welched an on account bet is harassment!"

Continuously going out of your way to do so is harassment. Mentioning it in a thread I just happen to post in, isn't

Darmik posted...
I'm sure if I welched on an account bet you'd let it go quickly right?

No,but that's only because I hate you as a person.
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TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 5:45:30 PM
#61
MuffinzwOrned posted...
literally just disproved your claim that I show up in every topic you make. Why are you ignoring evidence?

You didn't prove fucking shit. You have been continually stalking and harassing me for months now and posting one screenshot of a thread you didn't flood with you shitposting means fucking nothing

MuffinzwOrned posted...
You know what else is a fact? You've marked me "dozens of times" to no avail.

No, you're clearly an obsessed stalker but again the mods selectively enforce the rules here so because they have personal vendetta against me they refuse to act when a major rule is being violated. Pretty pathetic yeah

MuffinzwOrned posted...
imagine saying this and also saying you're not talking through emotion, holy shit lmfao

this is like some tinfoil hat noise tbh, much like:

I'm sorry facts make you so asspained. But the mods have gone out of their way to show how biased they are against me with their refusal to enforce the rules here when it's against me.

It's disgusting that you can flame and troll me as much you want and you won't have a single thing happen to you as demonstrated by this topic and the numerous other you derailed with your shitposting, but the moment I say anything remotely close to violating the ToS the mods hone in on me like flies to shit with moderations out the ass.

Pretty disgusting

MuffinzwOrned posted...
EDIT: "flooded" your topics? Source please.

Are you trying to imply you weren't responsible for the disgusting harassment campaign going on in this thread? Please tell me you aren't this self unaware
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TopicI'll never understand the appeal of these digital card games like Hearthstone
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 4:37:17 PM
#15
harley2280 posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
how well you shuffle your cards

Bruh. You're that guy the tries to cheat when you shuffle aren't you?

Why does everyone assume this?

ZombiePelican posted...
No, but how you shuffle your deck can make a major difference between good draws and shitty ones

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Topicwhat is your weapon of choice?
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 4:35:19 PM
#6
TopicI'll never understand the appeal of these digital card games like Hearthstone
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 4:23:57 PM
#13
Anteaterking posted...
I know this is a troll topic,

ITP: He dared insult my glorified RNG coin flip game

MOOOOOOODDDDDDSSSS!!!!!!

Anteaterking posted...
, it wouldn't be clear in most cases who "should" win.

How isn't not clear that these card games are glorified coin flip? Again, before a single card is drawn by either of you, an algorithm decides if you're going to win or lose.
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TopicI'll never understand the appeal of these digital card games like Hearthstone
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 4:20:02 PM
#9
Rika_Furude posted...
Yeah if you use totally legit strategies like card pairing, not cheating at all...

What?
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TopicI'll never understand the appeal of these digital card games like Hearthstone
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 4:17:59 PM
#7
pegusus123456 posted...
ZombiePelican posted...


Unlike with a physical card game that relies on skill and how well you shuffle your cards

So....you cheat when you play cards.

No, but how you shuffle your deck can make a major difference between good draws and shitty ones
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TopicI'll never understand the appeal of these digital card games like Hearthstone
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 4:14:03 PM
#3
Fam_Fam posted...
this is literally untrue

How so? It's a fact.

Unlike with a physical card game that relies on skill and how well you shuffle your cards, a digital one has an algorithm decide if you win or lose before a card is ever drawn based on how it distributes your cards
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TopicI'll never understand the appeal of these digital card games like Hearthstone
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 4:10:56 PM
#1
There's literally zero skill involved as a computer decides if you win or lose before you ever draw a card
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TopicToys R Us is done,wow
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 4:07:28 PM
#50
Joeydollaz posted...
I thought a store like that was set for life

gets kids just wanting Ipads ruined them

No it was primarily them putting all their eggs in the baskets big game publishers who have been very open for years about wanting to cut out the middle man (retailers) though digital distribution and take all that sweet profit for themselves

They get what They deserve for putting their trust in companies like EA and Activision
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TopicDon't like it? Keep complaining until it changes.
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 4:00:37 PM
#23
TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 3:53:42 PM
#58
The Catgirl Fondler posted...
I never got why Player Unknown became butthurt in the first place, it's not like he came up with the concept.

He did H1Z1 so yeah, he kind of came up with the battle royal game
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TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 3:51:55 PM
#57
MuffinzwOrned posted...
Going out of my way? Nope. Try again. Topics are created for the public's consumption. I click on topics with zero regard for the user who created it.

Yes and coincidently you just happen to show up in every topic I make to stalk and harass me? Ok pal

MuffinzwOrned posted...
Oh look! A topic of yours I didn't post in! Just one of many.

Hold this L

Oh wow, you're still shitposting and dodging my point, now surprise there

MuffinzwOrned posted...
Because I'm not violating the ToS. You're thinking with emotion, not logic.

Emotion? I'm arguing fucking facts, staking and harassment is clearly against the ToS, it's just the mods refuse to actually do anything about it due to their blatant bias against me because I'm the one being stalked and harassed

MuffinzwOrned posted...
Your own misguided pride is what's keeping you from pulling the trigger.

ZombiePelican posted...
What would that do for the 20 people who quoted him?

Reading is hard
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TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 2:55:05 PM
#48
MC_BatCommander posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
MuffinzwOrned posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
MuffinzwOrned posted...
ncsonic posted...
This guy needs to close his account

Jfc why are you so fucking obsessed to the point of stalking me?

mJ3t37g

For the 5th time, going out of your way to come and troll me in every single topic I make is the textbook definition of harassment.


If you feel he is harassing you then mark his post, ignore him and move on

and then close your account

What would that do for the 20 people who quoted him? Nothing. I've reported him literally DOZENS of times for the DOZENS of topics he's flooded to stalk and harass me, yet the mods are nowhere to be found, yet, if I call someone a name and the mods hone in on me like flies to shit, gotta love the selective rule enforcement on this site
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TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 2:46:12 PM
#46
MuffinzwOrned posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
MuffinzwOrned posted...
ncsonic posted...
This guy needs to close his account

Jfc why are you so fucking obsessed to the point of stalking me?

mJ3t37g

For the 5th time, going out of your way to come and troll me in every single topic I make is the textbook definition of stalking and harassment.
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TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 2:36:16 PM
#43
MuffinzwOrned posted...
ncsonic posted...
This guy needs to close his account

Jfc why are you so fucking obsessed to the point of stalking me?
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TopicHonestly Xbox fucking sucks
ZombiePelican
03/12/18 6:44:16 AM
#51
Darmik posted...
Super Lucky's Tale is another one. The issue is when Microsoft publishes a game that isn't about shooting or cars they tend to bomb hard. They published quite a lot of them in the OG Xbox and 360 generations. Not sure what they can do about it at this point.


Fable?
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TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/11/18 10:52:41 PM
#34
Resolution posted...
I mean that's still dumb

"OMG I'M GONNA BUY A SWITCH FOR A 7 YEAR OLD GAME!"


As opposed to "I'm going to buy a Switch for years old Wii U ports!!!"?

It's not just any 7 year old game, it's Dark Souls
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TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/11/18 10:48:27 PM
#33
Twin3Turbo posted...
Isnt PUBG a copycat of H1Z1?

Dude who made the H1Z1 battle royal is Player Unknown
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TopicWhy do PEOPLE hate on CEOs etc.?
ZombiePelican
03/11/18 10:44:45 PM
#22
TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/11/18 10:40:12 PM
#28
Resolution posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
MuffinzwOrned posted...
sylverlolol posted...
CM_Ponch posted...
MuffinzwOrned posted...
Kinda like your reaction to the Switch's success?

@ZombiePelican

pls respond


It's funny how he went from "Switch won't even outsell Wii U" to "I'm totally stoked and gonna buy a Switch now because it's got Dark Souls"


Fixed
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TopicNetflix just recommended this to me.
ZombiePelican
03/11/18 3:39:38 PM
#3
TopicIs "Raj" the first Indian name you think of?
ZombiePelican
03/11/18 3:38:20 PM
#31
TopicHow do we solve the Folk Punk problem
ZombiePelican
03/11/18 3:35:30 PM
#7
LanHikari10 posted...
This sounds like that Flute Band episode of South Park.

Except you're serious.

Why wouldn't I be? Folk Punk bands are like a hydra, you kill one and many more take it's place and unless we have government intervention this problem will only spiral out of control
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TopicHow do we solve the Folk Punk problem
ZombiePelican
03/11/18 3:30:25 PM
#4
uwnim posted...
You have too many folk punk bands in your area?

Not just here, it's becoming an epidemic and the fact out government refuses to act on this threat to national security shows their priorities.
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TopicHow do we solve the Folk Punk problem
ZombiePelican
03/11/18 3:21:01 PM
#1
TopicI don't get people who think gender is a social construct
ZombiePelican
03/11/18 12:16:07 PM
#20
TopicPlayer Unknown's butthurt over Fortnite's success will never not make me smile
ZombiePelican
03/10/18 10:20:20 PM
#6
NightMarishPie posted...
12 Dec. 2017

I know the article is old, I was just using it to make a point
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