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Topic>___________> Lia Marie Johnson
smoliske
07/20/18 12:16:30 AM
#9
she's ruined?
TopicFather goes into the baby crib to help daughter sleep
smoliske
07/19/18 2:19:52 PM
#17
joestarrr posted...
@smoliske


we need to make one asap tbh
TopicPolice accuse black teens of dine/dine at IHOP despite proof of receipts
smoliske
07/19/18 10:40:55 AM
#63
Ving_Rhames posted...
The X Dawg posted...
This happens to white people all of the time.


Prove it.


he could but the media doesn't report on it if a non-colored person does it
TopicAnyone who is anti-vax should be imprisoned imo
smoliske
07/19/18 12:18:53 AM
#5
Topicyou have to live in an apartment for all of 2019 with one person
smoliske
07/18/18 10:28:45 PM
#9
joestarrr posted...
my CEman @smoliske


let's have babies
TopicI passed NCLEX! Now I'm joestarrr, BSN, RN
smoliske
07/18/18 5:14:30 PM
#24
i knew you had it in you baby girl

among other things
TopicAccept or Decline: Every girl in the world has IDENTICAL boobs BUT
smoliske
07/18/18 4:28:51 PM
#1
they change size based on her mood. A neutral mood will result in an average size, a positive mood will result in a larger size, and a negative mood will result in a smaller size.

The severity of each mood will determine how much smaller or larger they get.

For the purposes of this scenario:

the smallest possible size is 32A
median, standard size is 36D
largest possible size is 40F
TopicDid SBAllen really say this??
smoliske
07/18/18 1:50:23 PM
#15
CE could be shut down and Gamefaqs would be better off
TopicPolice accuse black teens of dine/dine at IHOP despite proof of receipts
smoliske
07/18/18 12:06:42 PM
#47
i too like dining after i dine

@joestarrr
TopicI find it odd that Helga and Olga are considered ugly names
smoliske
07/18/18 11:39:45 AM
#9
I thought this was going to be a Hey Arnold topic
TopicDo you think I should actually get published?
smoliske
07/18/18 8:36:51 AM
#13
Sunhawk posted...
like paying a girl to go on dates with you...


you speak from experience
TopicDo you think I should actually get published?
smoliske
07/18/18 8:11:05 AM
#3
last I knew you always got rejected
TopicAlways get the Netflix password
smoliske
07/17/18 11:33:25 PM
#5
@joestarrr posted...
what if they're a keeper

should you still get the Netflix password then

@smoliske ???


my swolemate gets whatever she wants
TopicFour Alabama police officers suspended for making circle game hand gesture
smoliske
07/17/18 6:57:03 PM
#43
Hexenherz posted...
The gesture is racist as it was a motion made by white plantation owners mocking their black slaves who were chained in the field. If he did it to trick another white person and the other white person saw it then the plantation owner got to make that white person his slave for an afternoon (to do friendly things)


gonna need some sauce for this spaghetti
TopicAccept or Decline: Every girl in the world has IDENTICAL boobs, BUT
smoliske
07/17/18 6:55:43 PM
#19
NeonOctopus posted...
As CE's resident titty meister, this is a very tough position. On one hand, you can make every girl have amazing boobs, but on the other hands, my love for boobs doesn't just stem from 1 perfect pair. It's the sheer variety. Every pair is a blessing and every pair is beautiful in its own way. While yes, there are definitely some pairs that trump others, variety is the spice of life. I feel like boobs would get boring if it was one pair forever.

I'll have to vote no on this >__>

eston posted...
As a connoisseur of fine titties I shudder at the thought only one type. Variety is the spice of life my friends
TopicFour Alabama police officers suspended for making circle game hand gesture
smoliske
07/17/18 4:10:56 PM
#14
QueenCarly posted...
Good.

Glad to see dogwhistles becoming easier and easier to spot. Keep these trash beings scared.


whose alt are you
TopicFour Alabama police officers suspended for making circle game hand gesture
smoliske
07/17/18 2:11:39 PM
#1
http://weartv.com/news/nation-world/jasper-police-officers-suspended-for-hand-gesture-linked-to-circle-game

JASPER, Ala. (WBMA) Four officers in the Jasper Police Department were suspended for making a hand gesture while posing for a photo. Some people claimed the circular gesture was racist, according to the city's mayor, David O'Mary.

The mayor said some have claimed the gesture was meant to express the phrase "white power." Many in Jasper who spoke on camera to ABC 33/40 News see it differently. They say it is the gesture used in the "circle game." Popular among kids, the idea of the game is for the person to trick the other into looking at the circle gesture displayed below their waist.

"It's a kid game. Going around and hitting everybody when you see it," said one man in downtown Jasper immediately after viewing the photo.

The photo was published in the Daily Mountain Eagle last week after an arrest by the department's drug terrorism task force in the Frisco community. The mayor said he organized the photo because he wanted the officers to receive credit for their work. He said he has not spoken to them since to ask what they meant by the gesture. He said it doesn't matter.

"That's contradictory to how we run our city. That's not our mindset. That's not the way we do things and they used poor judgement."

The officers, whose names have not been made public, will be suspended two weeks and lose a week of pay according to O'Mary. He explained part of his decision process,

"We talked to two senior African-American law enforcement officers that are on the City of Jasper's payroll and they think it's fair and that's a pretty good sounding board."
TopicSo is the smoliske and joestarrr fad over?
smoliske
07/17/18 7:54:56 AM
#7
we are still very much together
TopicIs it fine to show up to a job interview with long, greasy hair
smoliske
07/16/18 1:41:06 PM
#7
TopicI've done about 3 hours of gaming today. How much have you done? None.
smoliske
07/16/18 10:49:09 AM
#13
stop trolling snuhawk
TopicFlashing lights on a police car are actually really dangerous.
smoliske
07/16/18 9:55:07 AM
#5
Topicwhy did chill02 leave?
smoliske
07/16/18 9:54:25 AM
#7
chill02 did nothing wrong
TopicAllen or Alans?
smoliske
07/15/18 11:17:44 PM
#1
Simple question - Results (5 votes)
Allen
0% (0 votes)
0
Alans
40% (2 votes)
2
Haven't seen either, heard of them though
0% (0 votes)
0
Who?
60% (3 votes)
3
@SBAllen

vs

Alan Rickman and Alan Jackson
Topicwelp i take boards tomorrow
smoliske
07/15/18 10:35:02 PM
#13
you're gonna rock it baby girl
TopicThe mods are homophobic
smoliske
07/15/18 2:59:49 PM
#54
voldothegr8 posted...
BLAKUboy posted...
SSJCAT posted...
Error1355 posted...
Fully nude photos has always been against the rules. If you posted a woman doing a pose similar to that while she was fully nude it would have already been moderated.

Thats really weird because I see that on this board all the time LOL. Not that Im complaining, just sayin

Mods have actually said that "hand bras" and the like are okay to post. So Error is full of shit.

Breasts aren't genitals
TopicMan bites off brother's penis for having sex on his DBZ blankie.
smoliske
07/15/18 12:25:22 AM
#25
If you took 10 minutes to take a shower, you wouldn't smell so bad.
TopicAnyone used a bidet to clean your butthole/butthole area after taking a dump?
smoliske
07/14/18 11:30:32 PM
#14
i don't need to wipe because I poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain
TopicWe'd all be doomed in a long lasting mass power outage
smoliske
07/14/18 1:50:30 PM
#6
haven't you ever seen the TV series declaration of independence
TopicSomething terrifying happened to me today.
smoliske
07/14/18 1:49:01 PM
#2
how will you write another failed book without electricity
TopicDo girls ever date guys who watch porno?
smoliske
07/13/18 11:08:16 PM
#11
Key posted...
FarFromFields posted...
All straight woman date guys who watch porn.

False my old roommate refused to watch porn or have pre marital sex due to his religion. He also believes sex is for reproduction only. His girlfriend shares his beliefs


https://imgur.com/XAxaV
TopicChild goes to friend's house and finds family dead
smoliske
07/13/18 10:36:15 PM
#31
people generally tend to post really tragic stories just to troll people. like why post four women getting gang raped and killed from the India times here for example?
Topicjoestarr just threatened to hump me with her feminine penis
smoliske
07/13/18 5:00:47 PM
#66
of course
TopicThe Royal family is not a joke, why people think they are a novelty?
smoliske
07/13/18 12:38:30 PM
#5
I, for one, do not give a fuck about royal families or royal weddings
TopicPerfect girl, but she wants a minimum of 4 kids by you
smoliske
07/13/18 11:14:04 AM
#45
SavenForever posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
SavenForever posted...
If she wants 4 kids, then she is not perfect.


Minimum of 4. She could want 7 or 8.


Even better
Topici wonder if bigotry towards muslims will one day be as taboo ...
smoliske
07/12/18 11:58:22 PM
#4
Dragonblade01 posted...
I suppose if a dictator orders their genocide, maybe.


trump still has another 2 years
Topiccinnamon toast crunch is fucking NASTY
smoliske
07/12/18 11:45:33 PM
#24
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Topiccinnamon toast crunch is fucking NASTY
smoliske
07/12/18 11:42:09 PM
#21
Howl posted...
TC what does @smoliske think of it? Did you even ask him? Are y'all still together even?


we are and our relationship is stronger than ever
TopicAfrican American is an incorrect and racist term
smoliske
07/12/18 11:27:39 PM
#21
ChainedRedone posted...
nexigrams posted...
It is pretty racist when you think about it. Why am I just plain "American" because I'm white, but a black guy is considered a special subset of American?


What the hell are you talking about? African Americans are American. You're white American. There is also Asian American and any other American you'd like.


when the hell have you ever heard the term white American
Topicjet fuel can't melt steel beams debra
smoliske
07/12/18 11:26:08 PM
#1
what were you thinking
Topiccinnamon toast crunch is fucking NASTY
smoliske
07/12/18 11:20:55 PM
#5
can anyone even see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch? I can't even
TopicHave you ever seen a grown man naked?
smoliske
07/12/18 11:00:24 PM
#11
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Sadly yeah. I had a gym membership for a while and the stereotype about old dudes letting it all hang out in the locker room is true AF


Surely you can't be serious


he is serious and don't call him shirley
TopicPerfect girl, but she wants a minimum of 4 kids by you
smoliske
07/12/18 9:30:38 PM
#36
joestarrr posted...
smoliske posted...
@joestarrr

emphasis on minimum


that's a lot of babbs


good thing you have no choice <3
TopicPerfect girl, but she wants a minimum of 4 kids by you
smoliske
07/12/18 9:21:15 PM
#29
@joestarrr

emphasis on minimum
Topicce i finally found my green lipstick
smoliske
07/12/18 8:53:39 PM
#69
they shoot lasers out of them now
Topicce i finally found my green lipstick
smoliske
07/12/18 8:25:02 PM
#54
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
smoliske posted...
Big_Nabendu posted...
Wow u are pale


pale is sexy tbh, my baby girl rocks it


Yeah but it really brings out the brown on the womans butthole. Sometimes it catches you off guard.


she bleaches though
TopicWho's da hottest CEgal nowadays?
smoliske
07/12/18 8:06:14 PM
#158
Vegy posted...
MorningRose posted...
If CE wasn't full of creeps, i'd post mine, x.x

Yea same


bullshit.
Topicce i finally found my green lipstick
smoliske
07/12/18 8:04:30 PM
#45
Big_Nabendu posted...
Wow u are pale


pale is sexy tbh, my baby girl rocks it
Topicwhy do people deliberately misunderstand D/s type relationships
smoliske
07/12/18 2:16:33 PM
#71
ChiefSosa posted...
joestarrr posted...
Darkman124 posted...
because normally those relationships are in the bedroom [and similar safe spaces] and not 24/7


I mean yeah that's usually the case, but I don't think it's wrong if it extends outside of the bedroom either.

sure, and there's also nothing wrong about shitting on the sidewalks

it's still nasty


so is your basement dwelling shitposting
TopicWho's da hottest CEgal nowadays?
smoliske
07/12/18 12:45:43 PM
#121
--Zero- posted...
I've never seen cleo. I've seen Joe, but im not into chubbies.


she's not chubby she's hawt
TopicWho's da hottest CEgal nowadays?
smoliske
07/12/18 11:32:51 AM
#106
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