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TopicHow is Curb Your Enthusiasm?
Drpooplol
06/06/18 2:51:15 PM
#16
I disagree with people who say it's better than Seinfeld. I like them both for some different reasons, but Seinfeld has a lot better punchlines.

A lot of curb episodes end with Larry finding himself in a shitty situation, and a close up to Larry making a goofy face. Don't get me wrong, i love Larry's goofy face and use it every day of my life, but Seinfeld and the punches at the end of episodes. For example "and you wanna be my latex salesman", or "They're real, and they're spectacular!"
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TopicLast game you put 200+ hours into?
Drpooplol
06/06/18 1:10:58 PM
#12
Isaac, and I think rocket league got to like 160, but it's not getting any closer, lol
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TopicSeattle is just San Francisco with shitty weather
Drpooplol
06/06/18 12:09:37 PM
#3
Is San Fran an unbearable heat death trap like LA?
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TopicWork blows
Drpooplol
06/06/18 10:07:09 AM
#6
Why don't you just leave for a while
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Topictease me daddy
Drpooplol
06/04/18 1:00:46 PM
#6
Now you smell like daddy
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TopicAsk me anything and I will blatantly lie.
Drpooplol
06/04/18 8:24:29 AM
#6
Do you love your parents
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TopicThe Last Jedi has the worst opening scene in a Star Wars movie
Drpooplol
06/03/18 11:09:02 PM
#16
action52 posted...
Anteaterking posted...
PhazonReborn posted...
Anteaterking posted...
I don't even remember, what is the starting scene?

The scene where Poe flies his single fighter in front of the First Order ship and hails Hux and does the "I'm holding for Hux" gag.

It was cringe city.


Ah yeah, that was really dumb. It's one thing to be snarky when you get caught in a situation like that, but planning ahead?

It was meant as a distraction. Poe did it because he wanted to make Hux extra mad so he wouldn't notice what was going on.

SEE ALSO: Luke on Crait

everybody understands the point of the scene, that's not the issue.

The issue is that it's fucking stupid.
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TopicAttn: Drpooplol - CPA question, how much can a tax season only CPA make?
Drpooplol
06/03/18 9:04:57 PM
#6
Hmm, how mKILBOTz posted...
I can afford places that have some year round monthly campers and some April to September/October daily campers. Those require some work to start and close the season so long term I wouldn't be able to do tax work all the way until April, but this is the group I am targeting most, and this seems like it could be one the best ways to use my off time.


hmm that would be a pretty big issue if you wanted to work for another firm. But idk what you mean by starting out. how much of a barrier is it for you to be able to afford year round daily campers and some month to month? Is that what you would optimally look for? It sounds like you might be unhappy with your career, but if not could you put up with a couple more years of work to bridge that financial gap?

Or are you too burnt out
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TopicAttn: Drpooplol - CPA question, how much can a tax season only CPA make?
Drpooplol
06/03/18 7:00:04 PM
#4
So would you be doing this along with your campground?
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TopicAttn: Drpooplol - CPA question, how much can a tax season only CPA make?
Drpooplol
06/03/18 6:23:23 PM
#2
Yeah I know people who do that. They're all old, and don't really need to work, but take on light hours and have tons of experience.

You won't make much money off the time and effort you would put into becoming a CPA. There's a lot to it:

1. Passing four CPA exams, which are generally considered some of the hardest exams to pass
2. You generally need 150 credit hours. I don't know how much schooling you've done. Some states also require a certain amount to be accounting hours.
3. The biggest obstacle to making this worth your while, in my opinion, is the experience requirement. In Washington, it looks like you need to work at least 12 months and 2000 hours under a CPA. This will push the time until you actually make enough money for your time out a while, especially if you're only working 3 months a year.

Around Minneapolis, tax interns generally make $15-20/hr, closer to $15 for small firms, and they're expected to work at least 60 hour weeks.

Idk if all of this would be worth your time and energy
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TopicWhat are your thoujhts on jay marriaje
Drpooplol
06/02/18 11:30:13 PM
#5
Sorry I challenged your stupid brain cells
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TopicWhat are your thoujhts on jay marriaje
Drpooplol
06/02/18 11:17:04 PM
#2
tc is stupid
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TopicThat feel when you've just gotten over your quarter life crisis
Drpooplol
06/02/18 9:56:11 AM
#3
Butt baby
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TopicCountries with a better National Anthem than America?
Drpooplol
06/01/18 2:18:48 PM
#14
I really dislike Canada's national anthem

Sorry doom art :(
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TopicWould you vote for a pedo?
Drpooplol
06/01/18 2:03:07 PM
#4
FUCK NO

cats
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TopicFirst look of Shia LaBeouf as Shia LaBeouf's father in Shia LaBeouf biopic.
Drpooplol
05/31/18 7:19:35 PM
#11
...

Hell yeah
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Topicquestion about job hunting from you successful CE folk
Drpooplol
05/31/18 5:30:29 PM
#25
How's the commute situation for the second job? Just curious, I know it's something you're dealing with.
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TopicWait what, when did I get Binding of Isaac Rebirth?
Drpooplol
05/28/18 11:23:19 PM
#5
It was cursed eye. Congrats! The first item you ever got was one of the worst in the entire game!
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TopicGreat movies with terrible endings?
Drpooplol
05/28/18 9:48:32 PM
#21
Orthopox12 posted...
The Mist was def my first thought.


Wait, I have to correct myself. I thought the movie was pretty meh, but the ending was GAWD FUCKING AWFUL
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TopicAre businesses closed on memorial day like other holidays?
Drpooplol
05/28/18 9:47:51 AM
#2
Gas stations are usually open, so go find a gas station that gives haircuts
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TopicRank the Rockey movies
Drpooplol
05/26/18 11:28:11 PM
#9
1>4>creed>balboa>3>2>5

2 is boring as fuck
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Topicthese Battlefield 5 naysayers are serious, guys.
Drpooplol
05/24/18 2:17:12 PM
#2
Lmao what a bunch of fucking losers
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Topicgames that are universally praised but half the missions/levels in them are ass
Drpooplol
05/24/18 12:53:01 PM
#18
Skyrim.

And i free about Mario Odyssey. I got bored and stopped playing at lake kingdom (what a stupid name as well)
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TopicTIL male honey bees die after ejaculating into a female queen bee.
Drpooplol
05/23/18 5:05:14 PM
#32
No I'm not. I stopped when I became allergic
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TopicMay have found a campground that can be developed into something cool
Drpooplol
05/23/18 4:58:43 PM
#10
I'd suggest sticking with whatever format you start with.

And I'd suggest starting the podcast when you buy the place.
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TopicTIL male honey bees die after ejaculating into a female queen bee.
Drpooplol
05/23/18 4:56:54 PM
#30
@Darkman124 posted...
dont forget that drones literally do nothing else their entire lifespan (which is about 10x longer than workers')

the worker bees kick their asses out in the winter

Also I'm a former beekeeper and come from a line of 2 generations of beekeepers on both sides of the family AMA
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/23/18 11:24:32 AM
#34
Ever eat a hotdog and feel like a loser? I know i haven't, because I eat Wisconsin brats instead! You can do the same!
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TopicAnyone else never cook?
Drpooplol
05/22/18 7:04:19 PM
#29
Tc is a weird, shitty gimmick
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TopicMay have found a campground that can be developed into something cool
Drpooplol
05/22/18 7:03:19 PM
#7
What does "1000 site" mean, that you couldn't have 1000 camping units?

If I'm reading that right, you think you'll be able to go from 40 filled units to up to at least 100, sounds like there's certainly potential to build things up, and at the asking price it actually seems like a really good deal. Is there other stuff near the campground? Any other attractions?
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 2:42:06 PM
#32
Yes
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 2:39:49 PM
#30
Yeah and it's still not illegal to hold doors open for people not in your group, this topic isn't about executing the solutions.

But actually please stop trolling
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 2:31:00 PM
#28
No, that's enough hand holding, I declare your problem solved.
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 2:05:48 PM
#26
That's not really how scholarships work, no.
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 1:57:45 PM
#24
Ok my bad. Get a scholarship to go to technical college, so then you don't have to waste your own money, you can wast other people's money!
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 1:51:36 PM
#22
Yeah, because you're in it.
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TopicAnyone sick of extroverts claiming to be introverts?
Drpooplol
05/22/18 1:02:52 PM
#42
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I'm hard to classify. I'm definitely introverted, but I'm approachable. I just don't start conversations generally. The drunker and more wasted I am in general, the more extroverted I am, but even large in large crowds, I'm still pretty reserved.

That doesn't make you any more extroverted or less introverted, it just lessens your inhibitions. Shy != Introverted.
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 12:58:32 PM
#19
Muffin I solved your problem. Stop trying to make the world worse by coming up with more.
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 12:51:44 PM
#16
Then quit HVAC school once your AC unit is fixed
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 12:42:28 PM
#14
Step 1: sign up for school at a technical college for HVAC
Step 2: after two weeks, try and get beers with your classmates
Step 3: become buddies with your classmates
Step 4: seeing as your new buddies are probably pretty handy people, ask them to take a look at your ac unit and see if there's anything about it.
Step 5: either quit technical college, or have a fulfilling and potentially lucrative career in HVAC.
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 11:48:14 AM
#10
Loghain posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
My A/C unit makes this little rattling sound once in a while and it pisses me off at night when I'm trying to sleep. How do I fix it?


buy a new one

This, or remove the unit and get central air installed. Shits quiet as FUCK.
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 11:35:22 AM
#4
I should shave my head, convert to Judaism, and just start having people call me the next Larry David.
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TopicAnyone sick of extroverts claiming to be introverts?
Drpooplol
05/22/18 11:31:23 AM
#26
I don't think tc really knows what extroverts or introverts are.
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TopicITT: Drpooplol solves the world's problems, one at a time.
Drpooplol
05/22/18 11:24:23 AM
#2
Have you ever held a door open for someone you thought was close, but turns out they were far away and slow? Have you ever not held the door open for a stranger, just for them to give a snarky comment, as if you stabbed them in the back with disrespect? I know both of those things have happened to me!

Ban holding doors open for people not in your group.
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Topictheres so much i want to learn but all i want to do is play video games
Drpooplol
05/22/18 8:09:29 AM
#19
This is the true welcome to adulthood for the middle class. You're stable, which makes self improvement a task which needs a ton of self discipline.

Ugh
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TopicReal super quick, what should i get from chick fil a?
Drpooplol
05/21/18 2:29:05 PM
#16
eston posted...
Spicy deluxe, and ask for extra honey roasted bbq sauce just trust me

I got this and an order of waffle fries. Thank you for the timely suggestion, it was really good!

Rating
For fast food: 9/10
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TopicReal super quick, what should i get from chick fil a?
Drpooplol
05/21/18 1:32:21 PM
#1
Never been, and I'm in line
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TopicI have $80.00 in cashback rewards
Drpooplol
05/21/18 1:15:39 PM
#17
Buy some cheese for my dad's birthday.
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TopicI support the death penalty, but...
Drpooplol
05/21/18 12:41:27 PM
#10
Damn_Underscore posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Costs too much


It shouldn't

...but it does
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TopicI'm going to Taco Bell for the first time ever in 30 mins. What should I get?
Drpooplol
05/21/18 12:03:54 PM
#16
You know, that's totally fair
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TopicI'm going to Taco Bell for the first time ever in 30 mins. What should I get?
Drpooplol
05/21/18 11:45:47 AM
#13
Giant Ibuprofen, you like their plain tacos? =(
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