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TopicThe President is a toddler
NES4EVER
06/21/18 9:30:11 AM
#15
To be fair my toddler knows when he's misbehaving and apologizes and give me a hug.

I don't think trump would do that.
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TopicPence makes a loud high pitched beep whenever Trump says a swear word
NES4EVER
06/21/18 12:32:33 AM
#9
Complete_idiot is back, baby!!!
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TopicHow many people on CE own their own private or community board?
NES4EVER
06/20/18 8:43:27 PM
#13
I do

It's mostly dead.
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TopicAre you parents still together?
NES4EVER
06/20/18 12:48:05 AM
#40
My parents had been together for 40 years when my dad passed.
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TopicAre any of you your parents' retirement plan?
NES4EVER
06/20/18 12:15:21 AM
#18
Well my mom just helped us buy a house with a lane way home on the back of the property. Basically she will be living 75 feet away in a separate building so she's close enough to watch my son but far enough that she won't hear every little conversation (unlike a basement suite). It also means for her that her cost of living will be a few small utilities and food and thats it. Her pension will more than cover it.
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TopicLost my v-card yesterday.
NES4EVER
06/19/18 10:00:31 PM
#18
Did you report it lost and suspend it?
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TopicI literally applied for a job at ICE today.
NES4EVER
06/19/18 9:42:22 PM
#3
So you're literally cartman in "last of the meheecans"?
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TopicHaving a gf actually makes your life worse
NES4EVER
06/19/18 8:10:41 PM
#13
Think a gf is bad for that? Have a kid.
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TopicCJayC Radio Interview
NES4EVER
06/19/18 7:25:55 PM
#10
This was like 2002 right? I remember listening to the Web cast of it live >_>

*feels old*
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TopicHas N Korea started its de-nuclearization process yet?
NES4EVER
06/19/18 2:11:54 PM
#5
Samurontai posted...
Anisoptera posted...
As of 2017, the US has an estimated 4,018 nuclear weapons in either deployment or storage.


Is the US North Korea now or something?


Well in North Korea's defense, they haven't nuked another country yet.
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TopicHow much have you spent on Steam? Time to find out!
NES4EVER
06/18/18 11:56:53 PM
#17
$134

That's 57 games.
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TopicUgh, the frequent diarrhea stage of after binge drinking
NES4EVER
06/18/18 9:00:05 PM
#31
VIIVincent posted...
I thought I was the only one. My younger friends just downs alcohol and beer everyday and I'm just like, 15 beers will get me tomorrow ugh.


I can down a case over the course of 5 or 6 hours and not feel much the next day. Really depends how much water I have with it and how close to bed I stop drinking.
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TopicI'm ugly and I'm Proud!
NES4EVER
06/17/18 9:22:24 PM
#13
Prove it. Argue about property taxes.
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TopicDamn, you can vacation like a king in thailand.
NES4EVER
06/17/18 8:59:21 PM
#16
I stayed at a good hotel in Bangkok and it was a deal for what it was and where it was (half a block from the river downtown). I think I paid less than $100/night.

Some of the more expensive ones like the mandarin oriental or the Peninsula were several hundred a night but they were freaking sweet. The lobby of the mandarin oriental had like a 20 foot tall chandelier made from freshly cut flowers. They replaced it like every week or something.
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TopicHow old are you? How old do you look? How old do you feel?
NES4EVER
06/17/18 8:56:49 PM
#6
31
About the same
Like 40.
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TopicFathers day is stupid and pointless.
NES4EVER
06/17/18 8:08:10 PM
#9
Shut the hell up and appreciate me.
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TopicMy sister has sex with LeBron James when he's on the road
NES4EVER
06/17/18 5:12:14 PM
#6
My sister bangs a guy at nintendo

He said there's a good chance nintendo pulls out if video games and invests heavily in pachinko machines.
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TopicIt's always smarter to buy a home than to rent
NES4EVER
06/17/18 5:07:06 PM
#25
Fuparulez posted...
SaltyWet posted...
Think about opportunity cost.


Bingo. If that home down payment is $40,000, throwing $40,000 in a long term investment and renting could easily yield a more preferable financial situation than buying a home.


*shrug* I made 165k in 2 years with the market here. Helped me afford a detached house finally after years of owning a condo and a townhouse.
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TopicI went to Pantera Bread but they didn't even play a single song by them
NES4EVER
06/17/18 1:49:45 PM
#4
Their staff are fucking hostile.

And the lettuce? I had to show them the art of shredding. Then a flood of patrons came in, like Cowboys from hell.
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TopicMy sister never puts on her seatbelt unless she sees a cop car
NES4EVER
06/17/18 1:11:49 PM
#24
MisterPengy posted...
NES4EVER posted...
They do seat belt checks pretty regularly around here. I've never had to worry but it is kinda disappointing how many cars they pull over.


Do they also enforce people actually turning on their fucking headlights when it's snowing, windy, and they're driving a white vehicle? That is a shit ton more dangerous than a person with no seat belt.


Nah we have had daytime running lights in canada for 25+ years. The people driving without their lights on at night is a pain in the ass though because the back isn't illuminated and the daytime lights are generally not bright enough for the night.
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TopicWHy do people say hobbies build skills?
NES4EVER
06/17/18 1:08:22 PM
#24
knuxnole posted...
Honestly I would regret not playing 2 games on my backlog than traveling somewhere I would find boring

I hate traveling. Never left my home state and dont want to tbh. I hate learning reminds me of school

Ive experienced a lot tbh

I got friends. Dont want marriage or kids *shudders*


Hey if you're happy doing what you're doing then who cares if they develop skills. I disagree with you on just about everything but I'm not gonna tell you what should make you happy.
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TopicHappy Father's Day to the CE fathers.
NES4EVER
06/17/18 12:05:19 PM
#29
So it turns out they made a picture frame and put a picture of us in it. He also made a card and colored around a poem.
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TopicMy sister never puts on her seatbelt unless she sees a cop car
NES4EVER
06/17/18 11:52:35 AM
#5
They do seat belt checks pretty regularly around here. I've never had to worry but it is kinda disappointing how many cars they pull over.
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TopicHappy Father's Day to the CE fathers.
NES4EVER
06/17/18 11:50:52 AM
#26
I'm looking forward to opening the gift from my son. He made it at daycare this last week.
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Topici want to tell you about my romantic/sexual encounter last night in detail
NES4EVER
06/17/18 1:05:41 AM
#30
BloodyNate posted...
SpinKirby posted...
I'm back and I've decided to promote you to 1/10.

You need to really work on your storytelling.


damn okay i think im done folx


Did you at least sow your oats? You met her at precisely the time where you can blast inside with no repurcussions.
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Topici want to tell you about my romantic/sexual encounter last night in detail
NES4EVER
06/17/18 12:55:11 AM
#26
BloodyNate posted...
NES4EVER posted...
Nah near the end of the cycle it's not bad. Sometimes you get a bit of red on you or it smells a bit weird but yeah women are horny as hell at that point and super sensitive. The only better sex is preggers sex (first trimester)


oh shit, ill have to try to take advantage of that at the end of the week. and uhm, no kids tyvm


By the way, the name is ironic.
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Topici want to tell you about my romantic/sexual encounter last night in detail
NES4EVER
06/17/18 12:51:42 AM
#23
BloodyNate posted...
NES4EVER posted...
Congrats bud on earning your red wings.

Women are especially sensitive around that time. Makes for great sex.


oh jesus christ it showed

she didnt really bleed on me, though, so it wasnt a big deal. i mightve been more intimidated if she had a heavy flow, or any noticeable flow (she said it had been hinted at in the morning). so its inbd, but i was emotionally prepared for it so


Nah near the end of the cycle it's not bad. Sometimes you get a bit of red on you or it smells a bit weird but yeah women are horny as hell at that point and super sensitive. The only better sex is preggers sex (first trimester)
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Topicman, fruit is the best
NES4EVER
06/17/18 12:40:29 AM
#4
Mmmm man fruit.
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TopicCan a cow suck their own udder?
NES4EVER
06/17/18 12:39:57 AM
#2
Only if the cow is Marilyn Manson.
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Topici want to tell you about my romantic/sexual encounter last night in detail
NES4EVER
06/17/18 12:39:07 AM
#15
Congrats bud on earning your red wings.

Women are especially sensitive around that time. Makes for great sex.
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TopicWhat is your purpose in life?
NES4EVER
06/17/18 12:26:09 AM
#14
To reproduce and make positive contributions to my community. It's pretty easy I just treat people with respect and kindness.
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TopicGreying early in life vs balding early in life
NES4EVER
06/17/18 12:24:30 AM
#14
I've been getting a few greys on the sides since I was 25. I'm 31 now and they are pretty noticeable if you look. Full head of hair though!

I'll take the grey
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TopicIs Error better than... Ned Flanders?
NES4EVER
06/16/18 9:46:17 PM
#12
Feels like I'm beep bepping nothing at all!

nothing at all

nothing at all

Stupid sexy error!
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TopicI'm usually not a fan of twerking, however
NES4EVER
06/16/18 8:54:26 PM
#11
FLUFFYGERM posted...
smoke_break posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
was this filmed with a goddam potato

Embedding screws up the gif. Use this link.

https:// gfycat.com/PepperyElatedFanworms

Remove space after //.


sweet mother of god and baby jesus

holy fuck


It's hypnotizing.
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TopicWent to dodger Stadium last night
NES4EVER
06/16/18 7:34:57 PM
#9
Gunvalkyrie2 posted...
NES4EVER posted...
Sounds like a typical sports venue

Havent been in a while. So this is typical?


Yeah which is why I generally grab a meal and drinks before a game. Thst way I only need snacks and a soda and I know I'm good to drive home.
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TopicWent to dodger Stadium last night
NES4EVER
06/16/18 7:31:01 PM
#2
Sounds like a typical sports venue
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TopicTim Duncan or Kobe Bryant?
NES4EVER
06/16/18 6:29:48 PM
#10
Touch posted...
Uncle_Drew posted...
Well nobody says Tim! when they shoot a wad of paper in to the trash can now do they

No but he got a whole Donut chain named after him


Kobe has beef named after him.
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TopicDo you still use your PS3 in 2018? Which games?
NES4EVER
06/16/18 6:25:13 PM
#11
I haven't played much for a long time but I usually used it to play ps1 2 and 3 games that I already own... and some used games I buy.

I haven't bought a new game in probably 4 years (except some games on steam)
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TopicPoll: do you know who CJayC is?
NES4EVER
06/16/18 4:19:54 PM
#24
99kSubs posted...
EndOfDiscOne posted...
I remember him getting modded once for calling someone a lamer

Really? LOL!


I think nemesis was the one that modded him.

Yeah of course I remember him. Personally I think bacon has done a better job with the boards though.

Plus when we had the banned user list I saw my fav impersonation: SeigeASea
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TopicAmerican chocolate is fucking vile.
NES4EVER
06/16/18 12:24:31 PM
#40
Tyranthraxus posted...
NES4EVER posted...
I dunno mang ghiradelli chocolate is pretty amazing.

Ghirardelli is owned by a Swiss company


Ok and budweiser is owned by a Belgian company. Does that make it Belgian?
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TopicCE, what's your job title?
NES4EVER
06/16/18 12:22:36 PM
#12
Training coordinator

Oh and ice maker at my other job.
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TopicAmerican chocolate is fucking vile.
NES4EVER
06/16/18 12:21:40 PM
#34
I dunno mang ghiradelli chocolate is pretty amazing.
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TopicMay have to go to prison for a while...
NES4EVER
06/16/18 10:49:33 AM
#43
Can I take care of your car while you're in jail bud?
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TopicI wish I could just be rich or financially well off.
NES4EVER
06/15/18 10:12:58 PM
#2
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
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TopicFFVII Remake exists apparently
NES4EVER
06/15/18 10:01:09 PM
#10
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
So what the hell has Nomura been doing for the past three years, sit around drinking tea with both thumbs planted firmly up his ass?


That would be impressive. Unless someone is feeding him the tea or he drank it from a straw.
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TopicSigh. Old white men are exhausting.
NES4EVER
06/15/18 9:57:57 PM
#57
Maybe if she got more exercise and improved her diet she wouldn't be so exhausted.
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TopicJust spent my whole paycheck on a used Rolex.
NES4EVER
06/15/18 12:28:14 AM
#40
The only nice watch I own is a 50 year old omega seamaster that my late dad gave me.

I don't give a shit what it's worth, the sentimental value is 10x that.

That said, I did find it funny knowing that when I got it, it was worth more than my car.
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