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Deadpool 2 is produced by Fox

spikethedevil posted...

How did it flop?

It flopped so hard. No need to be upset.

Wow CNN being rude af today

This topic reminds me of me back in the day. I was 21, she was 16. I was a senior in college, she was in high school. We matched on Tinder. Her age said 18, but her bio said she was 16. I was hesitant, but I swiped anyways. I don't remember what I thought was gonna happen anyways. Sue me, I was a college idiot.

Anyways, we talked, hung out, liked each other, even cuddled, but that's it. I never even officially asked her out, we never even kissed, because I felt too skeevy about the whole age difference (even though it was technically legal by the state's age of consent - but the fact that I had to dig that up told me she was too young for me). And I was graduating anyways, so I kept telling myself that "oh but what if I move away for a job, then we'll end up breaking up and it'll be sad for both of us" and etc., but it all boiled down to her age. I mean, she had fucking braces, man.

Fast forward to like, January (2018). I moved to Minnesota after graduation, and we'd stopped talking. She got retweeted by our college town's police department twitter account. I "like'd" that tweet. Not long after, she actually slides into my DMs, "You remember me?" I say hells yeah, we talk a bit, swap numbers again, and that was that for a while. I told her we should meet up if I come back home for a visit, one of which I had planned in late April for a family thing.

Jump ahead a bit more to last month. I was in town. We grabbed lunch and saw Infinity War. And I'll tell ya, she got very attractive. Tan skin, gorgeous smile, long hair, curves in all the right places, and like this really soothing voice that I could listen to all day. And the best part, she was still so obviously into me, despite the fact that I've gained like 20 pounds since moving away. She asked on several occasions about my relationships, trying to pry and get information and shit, kept insisting I move back home too. Told me about her love life and how "all the guys here are shitty."

But alas, nothing happened because I was on a time crunch and couldn't stick around for long (plus I wasn't about to nail her in my parents' house lmfao hahhaha).

And now, three weeks later, SHE'S the one texting ME! Just gave me the ol' "How're you doing?" Like what the fuck man, a 6 and a half hour drive is the only difference between me landing a total hottie.

Bruuhhh

A friend at work hated that X-Force scene lmao. I thought it was the funniest shit ever.

No, Google absolutely puts ads out based on your history

4/10

They have strange priorities when it comes to moderations and will leave racist stuff or questionable stuff up for hours if it gets modded at all.

I don't care too much, but that's what I'd give the mods as a whole. Individual mods are good and bad though.

I bet you're a nice guy

Solar_Crimson posted...

They started being modded for disruptive posting.

If only there was an Off Topic flair

DP2 isn't Disney, but Black Panther is....

Pics or it didn't happen

Handsome Jack. I'm ok with this tbh

Oh nice

Was it because of a car pic

Shaun of the Deadif you haven't seen it

I'm already in love. Sorry boys

@CNN did you really confirm

Oh shit you right fam

au_gold posted...

Josh Brolin is raking in the Benjamins.

Thanos in IW
Cable in Deadpool 2
Also someone in Sicario: Day of the Soldado.

This is Brolin's year

Truly disappointing. This is the end of the MCU

darkprince45 posted...

Inifity war is at 1.8 billion lmao and people are still taking some weird satsifiation of saying it's a failure. I dont understand what you get out of that

And of course it was gonna dip another movie in the same brand came out the following week

Just because it flopped doesn't mean you have to get upset

Uh wtf

Damn that episode was fucked up :(

^ b7

Imagine not already ha in Gamefaqs Gold I used my "Suspend One User" token on The_Admiral

Still better than Gamefaqs comments imo

Why the PC gotta be straight

DezDroppedFreak posted...

Woah this got flaired but I didnt flair it

Should have listened to TC

tremain07 posted...

DezDroppedFreak posted...

What in the hell did I just look at

Someone who no doubt has alot of loli shit on their computer.

So you mean like [Redacted]?

wackyteen posted...

Is it just me or did Infinity War not have near the legs it should? Or is it just because other big titles came out right after?

It's hard for a huge summer movie to have legs. Too many big movies coming out for it to breathe like Black Panther did.

Reis posted...

Boutta CRUSH infinity flop in the box office

Wait until Aquaman puts up infinity $$$$

S1nharvest posted...

when movies need a black actor, they just paint ... wait.... nvm

They just blue screen them in.

What excuse? As a white person, I couldn't care less about what the OP posted. It's not serious.

RoboLaserGandhi posted...

Doom_Art posted...

Yeah I mean if it's serious then it's weird. If it's a joke then like whatever?

I'm white and I make jokes about being white all the time. Some of those jokes are self-deprecating.

I'm also part Jewish and I make Jew jokes at a near constant rate. Many of those jokes are self-deprecating.

You guys should take stuff like this less seriously and you'll be happier for it.

But it's impossible to tell if it's joking or not because this shit (especially in a college setting) is said without a drop of sarcasm all the time.

Who cares if they're joking or not. It doesn't affect you or anyone else

Error1355 posted...

what the fuck are you trying to say

He's trying to say women shouldn't reject any guy's advances.

Fun fact: cats are harder to get to obey commands, so most cats in movies are just dogs in a cat costume.

I could flip my motorcycle

I still haven't finished 3

I have some casual friends from here and 1 really good one.

I knew it was going to be good, but it blew me away

So you know what the # is, but do you know how to honor an account bet?

Yup. I'm on Gamefaqs

Florence is amazing. I was just listening to that song last night too. I want to see her in concert one day!