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TopicMy parents had NO RIGHT to circumcise me
Resolution
03/26/18 11:24:39 PM
#21
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Are you insecure about your dick TSM? Does most of the rest of the world making not been subjected to mutilation based on lies and bronzed age myths make you question the integrity of your body?
It's okay man, you're value is the same as if you hadn't had it done. *hugs* It's okay.


The fact that he said "anteater" literally gave away his insecurity. You are not going to find a single person who unironically says "I'm GLAD my dick isn't an anteater" and isn't insecure or harboring resentment
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TopicHas depression ever affected your hygiene patterns
Resolution
03/26/18 11:15:49 PM
#1
Asking for a friend
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TopicWhich would you rather be: Fat, bald or short?
Resolution
03/26/18 11:03:18 PM
#19
Bald

I haven't been under 5 feet since the 4th grade. That would be terrible
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TopicLook how rustled people get when you say you're gonna wait a while to buy a game
Resolution
03/26/18 10:33:00 PM
#26
TC can't be BBT
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TopicI wish we could ban pedos from this site
Resolution
03/26/18 10:26:57 PM
#31
El Mexicano Texano posted...
I'm not defending anyone but I would just like to point out that majority of people who are against underage dating during teen years lack intelligence or are ignorant some are even uneducated since they always throw the word pedophile around when the correct term is ephebophelia.


Who cares dude

The whole point is that dating underage girls when you're much older is weird and creepy. Nobody's interested in "but ACTUALLY it's ephe--" because it just sounds like you're trying to defend it.
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicLook how rustled people get when you say you're gonna wait a while to buy a game
Resolution
03/26/18 10:25:15 PM
#21
Oh my bad I didn't include the Game Informer part

Wait, that changes nothing. Especially cause I said multiple times you're basing it off one reviewer
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TopicI wish we could ban pedos from this site
Resolution
03/26/18 10:15:55 PM
#22
I was about to ask you what topic you were referring to but I just searched "gf" and found it. Time for some popcorn
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicLook how rustled people get when you say you're gonna wait a while to buy a game
Resolution
03/26/18 10:13:37 PM
#18
I'm not seeing how I misquoted you lol. At the end of the day you're disappointed in that score and you're basing it off of one reviewer (that makes pretty bad reviews). It's your choice, but I'm telling you that's not why people are reacting the way they're reacting.

Altho some people in that thread are indeed overreacting
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicI wish we could ban pedos from this site
Resolution
03/26/18 10:06:01 PM
#18
That discussion between lovefist and zikten was 10/10. Would read again
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TopicOctopath Traveler looks like another little kid's game
Resolution
03/26/18 10:03:31 PM
#5
Metua posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76455707/898542869


Not the same person
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicLook how rustled people get when you say you're gonna wait a while to buy a game
Resolution
03/26/18 10:02:11 PM
#11
Your topic title and your OP suggest otherwise.

"7.5 is rough. Guess I'll wait for a price drop"

Rough doesn't sound like "good".
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TopicDo you think Tadamoto is a gimmick?
Resolution
03/26/18 10:01:20 PM
#26
If I made a shitload of topics showing how pathetic, misogynistic and thick-headed I was in regards to dating and talking to women and people thought I was a gimmick and not actually that way, I'd take that as a fucking compliment.
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicLook how rustled people get when you say you're gonna wait a while to buy a game
Resolution
03/26/18 9:56:56 PM
#9
Yeah that's not the full story

The issue isn't that you're going to wait a while to buy a game, the issue is that you think a 7.5 is a bad score, and you're basing your decision to purchase this game off a gaming magazine that typically makes garbage reviews. At least look on metacritic or something.
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicOctopath Traveler looks like another little kid's game
Resolution
03/26/18 9:50:23 PM
#2
Do you think Final Fantasy 6 is a little kid's game?
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicI understand now how dating, relationships, and attraction works.
Resolution
03/26/18 9:46:05 PM
#168
Yeah like I said, I don't hold anything against people for not having dated or lost their virginity or w/e. Life isn't a competition, and I know what all that feels like. I just shitpost towards people like TC who have an abrasive attitude and do legitimately abrasive things. Nobody is defined by their dating status, they're defined by their personality
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicWelcome to CE. How incel are ya?
Resolution
03/26/18 9:01:41 PM
#29
The Admiral posted...
SSBBSB posted...
Bonus Question 2: Are you desperate enough to fuck an oyster right from the sea?


What the shit?


LOL
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TopicWelcome to CE. How incel are ya?
Resolution
03/26/18 8:49:55 PM
#18
Pepys Monster posted...
I had sex this month.


Everyone masturbates
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TopicTrolling at the gun march
Resolution
03/26/18 8:11:24 PM
#123
ToonLinkWithGun posted...
gbpxl posted...
Walking around with a semi-automatic rifle designed for military use with a magazine loaded in an urban area where people are still thinking about the recent massacre committed with said gun is not trolling- it's being an irresponsible gun owner, misguided fool, and a prick.

Wrong, wrong, and wrong.


What a strong counter argument

Shuto-uke posted...
50Blessings posted...
mario2000 posted...
how small is that guy's doink


I like how common this sentiment seems to be.

Projecting, much?


it is just common sense.

He is quite obese. Every 20 lbs of extra weight make the fat pad above the penis (aka FUPA) get an inch bigger. At say, 60 pounds of weight over his FUPA would be around 3 inches. If he had an average penis, say, 5 inches, it would be reduced to a tiny 2 inch pecker.


Are you guys serious with this shit rn
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TopicIs Undertale like Earthbound?
Resolution
03/26/18 7:56:13 PM
#11
Lol @ people itt saying Undertale is better.
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Topic"Yes can I get uhhhhhhh"
Resolution
03/26/18 7:53:17 PM
#22
DevsBro posted...
Basically no fast food place has a decent system of leaving the customer alone until they're ready to order (except Sonic).


This is false. Everywhere I've been to I haven't been bothered by cashiers when I was clearly standing outside of the line and looking at the menu above them
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicDrake and Josh vs. Kenan and Kel
Resolution
03/26/18 7:49:40 PM
#2
Kenan and Kel was much more humorous, didn't get noticeably worse as the show went on, and aged better

D&J was entertaining in its own right but it wasn't that funny
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicTrolling at the gun march
Resolution
03/26/18 7:45:55 PM
#114
ToonLinkWithGun posted...
Calling a counter protester a troll just shows me that you are a troll.

Tagged


He's not just "counter protesting", he's waving a fucking gun around people who are scared of guns. You want to 'counter-protest'? Do what Asherlee10 said and point out facts. What this guy is doing is tactless and you choose to ignore it because you agree with him.
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
Topic"Yes can I get uhhhhhhh"
Resolution
03/26/18 7:41:39 PM
#14
Vol2tex posted...
I don't how it can take more than 10 seconds to verbally articulate your order.

"I would like a number 4, medium, fruit punch"

That's what I do, less than 10 seconds. I already have my $20 bill out and being presented to the cashier.


Because the amount of people who know exactly what they want when they stop by a restaurant is not that high

If y'all are just gonna complain about waiting an extra 5 seconds for someone to say their order, just stay your asses home and use uberEATS
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicTrolling at the gun march
Resolution
03/26/18 7:38:24 PM
#110
This guy's trolling a bunch of teenagers who are scared of getting shot at school and CE eats this shit up lol
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicOpinions on "Octopath Traveler"?
Resolution
03/26/18 7:34:33 PM
#19
Played the demo and had a lot of fun with it. The battle system seems pretty neat
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicWhen is the student march against bullying?
Resolution
03/26/18 7:20:09 PM
#25
A_Good_Boy posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
You're making too much sense, TC. Liberals like to have protests where they chant and shout on loudspeakers, but if you ask them about their views, they can't explain them and don't want to talk.

"You make excellent points regarding bullying, TC. Now lets ignore what we're agreeing with each other about while I focus on belittling a bunch of people that think differently than I do."


He doesn't even know what the hell he's babbling about. It's pro-gun and that's all that matters to him, regardless of the fact that bullying happens -everywhere-
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicNickelodeon parted ways with CEs favorite producer..
Resolution
03/26/18 7:18:11 PM
#21
Knickyankeefans posted...
HitTheGroundWal posted...
They already lost Butch Hartman recently, what's going on over there?

(I couldn't load the tweet though)

Dan hasnt produced a decent show in like 5 yrs, and butch has been garbage since he fucked up season 3 of Danny Phantom


I'm pretty sure Butch has been garbage since the beginning of Fairly odd parents

JaredFogle posted...
Scary to think a man can lose his job like that over mere rumors and allegations.


Appropriate username
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TopicDo you like Zikten?
Resolution
03/26/18 7:01:27 PM
#181
Artillatron8 posted...
I'd like to nominate Bryon25 for one of these topics. He doesn't post here anymore though. I remember he was sad a lot over never having a girlfriend and being inexperienced. But I don't think he was a bad guy. He left CE about a year ago after a girl he liked friendzoned him and was thinking about suicide. After that his mom died and he shut down. I wonder how he's doing.


Why in the hell would you nominate him when most people are just going to vote "dislike" because he made a lot of cringe topics
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicDo you like Zikten?
Resolution
03/26/18 6:19:21 PM
#156
Yeah you need to focus on finding a way to fix that. I don't know how you're gonna expect to sustain your life being completely reliant on a board where most people come here just for entertainment and to fuck with other people. That's your real problem. And when you get suspended again you'll have no choice but to figure out a way to fix that
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicWell, do you think I'm racist and I should leave?
Resolution
03/26/18 6:09:00 PM
#17
robellr13 posted...
Resolution posted...
You're not racist but you're heavily dismissive of opinions from white people. It's not the greatest look

Like what though? Cultural appropriation?


That and other examples I can't think of right now
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicDo you like Zikten?
Resolution
03/26/18 6:05:40 PM
#143
Well if he's gonna threaten self-harm then perhaps he needs to spend a long period of time in the hospital. I don't even know how this guy is even living without supervision
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicDo you like Zikten?
Resolution
03/26/18 6:03:13 PM
#135
Zikten posted...
Resolution posted...
I think it's time for Zikten to get suspended again. Perhaps another vacation from this site will do you some good.

you continue to not get it. it's the opposite. this site keeps me sane. when I am cut off, I sit in my apartment going crazy. you don't understand the role gamefaqs has in my brain. it's medicine.


This site is clearly not keeping you sane when you're having a gigantic meltdown rn. You need to learn how to handle life without being so heavily dependent on this website
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicDo you like Zikten?
Resolution
03/26/18 5:52:12 PM
#121
I think it's time for Zikten to get suspended again. Perhaps another vacation from this site will do you some good.
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicTadamoto39 is BANNED
Resolution
03/26/18 1:32:45 PM
#1
!
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TopicTopic REmake: did this fellow classmate bully the shooter?
Resolution
03/26/18 1:31:15 PM
#55
okay I'm definitely getting trolled hard here. Either that you did really poorly in elementary school reading. No one can be this obtuse
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicImagine being the party of bullying school shooting survivors
Resolution
03/26/18 1:25:40 PM
#22
ToonLinkWithGun posted...
Resolution posted...
Whining about them raising the legal age to buy guns makes zero sense. It doesn't affect you at all

So because something doesn't affect only me I can just shrug stripping freedoms of my fellow Americans off my shoulders? I don't think so.


Lol @ "stripping freedoms"

Dick's sold a gun to the Parkland shooter. God forbid they actually do something to try and curb the shooting problem that America has just a tad bit.
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicImagine being the party of bullying school shooting survivors
Resolution
03/26/18 1:12:28 PM
#18
Whining about them raising the legal age to buy guns makes zero sense. It doesn't affect you at all
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicImagine being the party of bullying school shooting survivors
Resolution
03/26/18 12:58:48 PM
#8
Vertania posted...
Imagine being the party who hides behind high schoolers instead of coming up with an actual argument.


So republicans?
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TopicMy dealership got broken into. Currently considered an active crime scene.
Resolution
03/26/18 12:55:58 PM
#28
Ah gotcha

He got suspended for it
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicTopic REmake: did this fellow classmate bully the shooter?
Resolution
03/26/18 12:55:25 PM
#53
How about try not reading selectively and using context clues

If I'm saying "it's the fault of guns" in response to a post saying "it's not the fault of guns", while also saying in the next sentence "it's the fault of multiple different factors INCLUDING guns", what do you think I'm saying
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TopicAre there truly any good posters on Gamefaqs?
Resolution
03/26/18 12:52:59 PM
#28
_Goggalor_ posted...
I mean like, someone who's nice to everyone and argues respectfully.


The23rdMagus
Funkydog
Anteaterking
Asherlee10
Rowdy54
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TopicMy cancer doctor suggested my lymphoma is Stage 4
Resolution
03/26/18 12:48:26 PM
#69
MisterPorn posted...
Resolution posted...
Doom_Art posted...
Resolution posted...
Also LOL Zombiepelican got suspended

Wait why


Because his post sounded like a tasteless joke. If he clarified that it was referring to you living in Canada he would've avoided it


Not that I care about any possible mod abuse but he did clarify and say that.

ZombiePelican posted...
He's Canandian


Ya but he didn't do that until several posts later. He should've done that in the same post
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TopicWell, do you think I'm racist and I should leave?
Resolution
03/26/18 12:47:51 PM
#12
You're not racist but you're heavily dismissive of opinions from white people. It's not the greatest look
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicMy cancer doctor suggested my lymphoma is Stage 4
Resolution
03/26/18 12:43:37 PM
#64
Doom_Art posted...
Resolution posted...
Also LOL Zombiepelican got suspended

Wait why


Because his post sounded like a tasteless joke. If he clarified that it was referring to you living in Canada he would've avoided it
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicMy dealership got broken into. Currently considered an active crime scene.
Resolution
03/26/18 12:39:49 PM
#22
@Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
Unsugarized_Foo posted...

wish I had more hands so I could give this joke 4 thumbs down


What did buddy post
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TopicMy cancer doctor suggested my lymphoma is Stage 4
Resolution
03/26/18 12:38:57 PM
#57
Also LOL Zombiepelican got suspended
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicWarned/Suspended General L: 50 Shades of Hey
Resolution
03/26/18 12:38:30 PM
#207
Zombiepelican is also suspended

Although tbf he probably would've avoided it if he clarified that his post was referring to Doom_art living in Canada
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicMy cancer doctor suggested my lymphoma is Stage 4
Resolution
03/26/18 12:36:44 PM
#54
You're gonna beat this shit boss. Prayers
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicWarned/Suspended General L: 50 Shades of Hey
Resolution
03/26/18 12:30:14 PM
#205
Tadamoto39 is suspended
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"I eat p****** like you in the pit every show I go to" - ZombiePelican
TopicDo you like Zikten?
Resolution
03/26/18 12:28:09 PM
#67
"You misunderstand what I mean because of the autism"

Yeah everyone's just "misunderstanding" you. Doesn't reflect on you at all

You've defended nazis, claimed vaccines gave you autism, defended a (prob hypothetical) father who called his daughter a "baby killer", among all other types of dumb shit you've been called out for itt. You're not the little saint you think you are
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