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It's okay. The world is enriched and grand af. I don't think changing the sex of a few Shakespearian actors at some plays (LOL WHO WATCHES PLAYS) will 'erase the past'.

They don't factor in the likelihood that someone will not complete the test because they will run off with the gold and silver balls to sell them. Do I have the highest IQ?

0TiamaT0 posted...

Until the democrats stop putting forth worthless candidates that try to outdo each other on how woke they can pretend to be, they really have nothing to complain about.

I cant stand the man - but Im not voting democrat until I see a candidate thats better than him.

He's literally the worst presidential candidate ever...who isn't better?

Goku has instant transmission and can sense energy. He also has more friends who are radically powerful. Can't he just teleport Superman into (DB Super spoilers -->) that jug that they used in DB Super to banish Zamasu while Master Roshi performs the technique?

I win

Angelina Jolie

catboy0_0 posted...

yeah. that's not funny tbh

ur lame

Raikuro posted...

You should tell us your funny idea

It was a year ago after I'd recently graduated. I told her it would be funny if there were a viral video of nerdy/intellectual girls twerking on a bed to a guy with a bunch of diplomas throwing them on their asses like they were cash.

well no one better is knockin on my door, but im not really trying either. like i said, im gonna be busy and it's pretty much my time to make sacrifices in life and be lonely. Actually at this point in my life it's to my advantage to be lonely because I'm trying very hard to learn piano and excelling fast cuz of it. I want this to continue for the next year at least. So I basically would just like easy sex if possible. I'll always be interested in girl matters and want to think about this stuff.

The toddler jacket wouldn't look cool at all.

No, I give a fuck about the idea in an abstract sense...like...for future reference. I don't give a fuck about her though.

1. The animals don't give a fuck about people's presence on university campuses.

A couple weeks ago I drove up to a Pokemon GO gym for a raid hoping some people would come out because there were a couple others active nearby. Some level 39 (out of 40) drives up...we talk for about 10 minutes and then he opens up about how he was addicted to WoW for 8 years and almost lost his wife to it.

DavidWong posted...

have you ever thought about going to a bar and actually talking to a woman

Yes and I probably will pretty soon seeing as how soon I will have the extra money and probably need a few bar trips given how shitty this new job will be. It's a shame that the bar is the only resort here really.

I was just wondering if, when you browse Tinder, have you come to realize a certain boundary of hotness, where if a chick is like a 9 or 10 (for irl standards), that she will almost never match with you at all? I suppose I could make my Tinder better like...if I posted pics in a suit or was that desperate...but I feel like it's almost impossible to get someone of this stature to care. I'm sure they're messaged a ton and by now know what clues to look for to know if a guy might have money or something. I'm sure a lot of them have no desire to get with a guy without money because it's easy enough to find one. Maybe I'm wrong. I just feel like there is this barrier where it's like a 98% chance that someone who is a irl 9 or 10 will not match me. And I honestly don't think it has to do with my looks. If anything, I might be able to bolster my profile if I worked out a ton and posted bod pics...but eh...we'll see if I get to that point.

It makes more sense to be some sort of psy op rather than an experiment. It's too elaborate and huge for an experiment. Why experiment on such a grand stage? At this point you're making big moves and changing things so much that it wouldn't make sense to call it an experiment.

If it's anything it's a way to try to justify a massive, necessary, swift shift to the left and finally into the 21st century.

catboy0_0 posted...

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

Yeah well Hillary would have started WW3 during her first month in office!!

-A cultist

what makes you so sure she wouldn't have

what makes you think trump won't blow us all up tomorrow? why not? huh? HHMMMMMMM?

(stupid question)

Vote for Abdul El-Sayed

just so there are minority candidates and they don't look like the whites only party. I mean just think how unlikely it is that you would have Herman Cain and Ben Carson in the last two elections. What are the chances? There are so few black republicans out there, yet they're still in the race? They're massively over-representative of black republicans, are they not?

America is ready for a female president. They're not ready for a president who will exercise the 'feminine' aka 'openness' quality that's necessary in politics like redistributing the wealth and stopping locking people up for drugs.

Worse

If so, all the best looking women (and probably best female brains) aren't being put to use cuz sugar daddies are claiming them for their own.

A lot of women have their problems solved for them easily due to their looks. Guys wanna **** so girls get to feel desired, get things paid for for them, etc. No problems = no growth to work out problems. I think this is why men are best at everything for the most part...excluding sports because of the obvious advantage. Like for instance I saw some insane pianist play in a video on YouTube. There are amazing women too but I think there are just way more men who can do that sort of thing. Same with video games. Why are men so much better? Because they're horny and will solve women's problems because they're horny.

Eventually, the novelty of beauty will wear out. We will get more tech and innovations to play with. All men won't be aiming for sex as vigorously. There will be other things to worry about too. And I think money also will not be as much of a worry, which means sex, in terms of how it's related to the money you have, will not be as scarce either. And soon there will be less excuses for women to avoid sex. There will be science to rid women of their period; there will be male contraception. STDs will be cured.

Then what? Well, if women aren't desired as much anymore then they will start becoming great like men in many of the ways men outperform them.

Incorrect. 'Female' can be used as a noun and an adjective. Topic over.

r/piano
r/musictheory
r/cringepics

even if they become apathetic to you?

There's this girl I'm talking to sort...like barely. we haven't even met. I actually matched with her on Tinder like a year ago then she blocked me on FB from being offended to some idea that I had. I told her of a funny idea that I had for a viral video that was offensive to her I guess. Now we're talking again. Because my life will be very busy soon, and she lives like 40 minutes away, she doesn't seem so appealing to me anymore. She's not all that hot either. But just now she responded to two things I said with, "Cool" and a happy face like she doesnt give a fuck. But I don't really either. What will happen? Hmm. I will just not say anything. We'll see what happens. This is odd because I feel like lately in life I have more power or something because I have like more agency or individuality because I'm in a state of self improvement and not really trying to go after girls...but merely putting myself out there on Tinder.

I have like 6 plats and I don't even really play my playstation. I probably played Xbox literally 10+ times more. Only reason I have 6 plats is cuz the PS4 is really just there for the beyond awesome games like Last of Us, God of War, Uncharted, etc.

2:20

MedeaLysistrata posted...

i don't disagree about this guy but he's also pretty smart if he can constantly get people to respond to his boundless stupidity

I disagree on that. If he's being totally honest then it's not smart...he's just being himself and that's the reaction that he just so happens to get from spreading his message. If he's a troll well then it's not like it's next level trolling. This divisive conversation has been going on for like a decade now. Just say shit that's dead wrong and all the people who know their shit will feel inclined to educate. That's where we are now. Dumbasses vs people who care and need to educate to save us. Ignorance vs. Informed good

1:48 - 1:55

I felt like he felt dumb next to Dr. Oz when he told him like, "Why didn't you just use antibiotics?" The nail in the coffin for me was that he didn't know he was blue until his friend visited. No mirror?

@southcoast09

this guy leans hard right in 2018 with the Internet and tons of examples from developed nations around the world to help him understand how to better the nation. despite all the information he has access to...polls, nuance, etc. etc. etc., he still believes myths told to him by rich people on TV who don't care about him.

the guy literally said uneducated people like socialism.

i really don't know anyone at all who likes straight up socialism.

southcoast09 posted...

One thing that needs to be changed in the United States, and the western world in general, is the narrative that capitalism is somehow bad.

Capitalism is the reason that we all have computers and phones. Its the reason we have cars. Its why we choose our own clothes in the morning and decide how much money to save for a vacation.

Capitalism is the reason that we are communicating, right now. Its the reason that our people have the freedom to work hard and save money for the next generation. Its the reason that we can motivate ourselves to set goals, which causes a nation to give 120%. Communist and socialist nations have no incentive to move forward or to give anything more than 80% at work.

Thats why the United States of America is the best country on the entire planet.

Actually I would say that science is more foundational to the reason we have these things rather than capitalism. Capitalism comes after curious people figure out how the universe around us works. So we should stop electing people who belittle the most core foundation of the modern world. Derp.

Also, it's not hard to find on the Internet that the uneducated support the extreme right and Trump more than they support democratic socialists like Bernie. Not only do the educated favor Bernie more, but all the other developed countries around the world practice a greater degree of socialism than we currently have in our collapsing economy. Also, younger people tend to support social democracy more, and this also speaks to education level, because as knowledge and information grows, so then must education. Younger people learn more things and more about how these things work, because we keep advancing our understanding. So, millennials' education is much better than the average boomer's.

Sure, capitalism is necessary, and competition from said capitalism is necessary. But you must realize that there is a sweet spot to obtain. There is a sweet spot for competition, innovation, and so on. It's possible to drive people to compete so much that it's just bad for everyone. Right now there are too many monopolies. 'Free market' for a lot of people on the right is actually 'unregulated market' which basically allows companies with tons of money (who are already buying politicians and tax breaks/loopholes) to excise competition, and thus subvert innovation you fucking dumbass lunatic motha fuckin bitch ass hoe.

You might have to watch at least half of it, but I'm just wondering how people will receive this.

1 = not dumb

10 = really, really dumb

dat chest be puffin up

Cross is great. If you like religion and staying in last place on the list of developed countries you will probably not see how funny he is. If you're not one of those highly intelligent people going mad at the sad state of affairs atm and you think things are legit and normal then I couldn't see how you would be aware enough to understand Cross's comedy.

AlephZero posted...

he looks like he put on a mask and it melted onto his face

who

AlephZero posted...

orange man bad

please clap

this is so bad lol. like you can do this with anything relevant and complex even.

rocket science now. man want go moon. yes. man want go moon.

Panda Express

D12 minus 10

"Let's see if we can stop these anti-gun people from getting everyone killed."

Lol

Metro2 posted...

I wonder if someone could start a gofundme for something so funny that they actually got $1 million in mad props.

Sativa_Rose posted...

8-bit_Biceps posted...

Where is anyone on Flint?

Ironically, the Flint problem is basically already solved. It's just something people keep screaming about because they want to virtue signal, but they don't actually care about the issue enough to even learn the basic facts about the situation.

Tbh I don't check into it, but I know all the pipes aren't fixed and that one of our candidates for governor was just handing out thousands of bottles of water like a month ago.

I didn't look into it, but I saw a FB comment talking about how his submarine was useless. Then it was kinda silly that he's trying to help Flint suddenly...like where was he years ago? Where is anyone on Flint? Holy shit, cooooooome on! Elon isn't a visionary or a genius. He's just really driven and in the field of the future.

REMercsChamp posted...

dave_is_slick posted...

REMercsChamp posted...

Why do you assume people working 40 hours a week are not efficient at their jobs

We aren't. We have literally no incentive to quickly get to a job site. We have no incentive to stay at a job site. If we know a street route, we take that instead of freeways, just to eat up time.

Weird, my company has productivity metrics for performance that you wouldn't meet if you just decided to fuck around all day rather than doing your job.

the degree to which performance is satisfactory is subjective. you can do your job adequately and still have the potential to even do it twice as efficiently if your incentive/environment were tweaked to evoke such behavior.

No one else wonders this? Or how about just being really open on your Facebook or IG, etc...or do you think you're too open and people know all your shit and like if you're a lot more open than most people, you will, perhaps accidentally, come to be the local circus monkey or village idiot or a crazy in most people's eyes?

...is the concept of the sort of invisible gossip network that you can't access. Like at what point is the threshold for being great or likeable enough that you would run into someone who would know who you are...or give off the impression that they knew you but didn't want to make this explicit? How bad or disagreeable or sociopathic would you have to be for strangers to seemingly know you?

Apocalypse Now

goth ew wtf get outta here