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TopicWhat hero collector mobile games do you play? (fate grand order/fire Emblem hero
CartmanMustDie
08/26/18 12:44:02 AM
#382
The one with the micro transaction
Topicbathe in my milk
CartmanMustDie
08/01/18 4:11:11 AM
#185
MasterOfSex posted...
what is the original pics? I only see stupid blonde getting hit by a cardoor?

Blonde cardoor? where is this pic at?
TopicGroup of men fight over who gets first dibs on ice cream truck
CartmanMustDie
07/21/18 3:57:55 AM
#69
winged_weltall posted...
Lmao imagine that one guy telling his friends about this insane fight they got into, and he told them he took a hit with a baseball bat, and then disarmed the guy who attacked him right after being some other guy up. Then his friends ask him what the fight was about and he says about dibs on an ice cream truck.

Some guy with a machete also tried attacking him at the very beginning
TopicGroup of men fight over who gets first dibs on ice cream truck
CartmanMustDie
07/16/18 8:03:22 PM
#64
lmao
TopicIs chiefsosa a physical disorder?
CartmanMustDie
07/13/18 8:13:13 PM
#11
He's cancer
Topicitt we list cartoon characters you couldn't get away with today
CartmanMustDie
07/12/18 3:22:29 PM
#17
Well
TopicConservative Catholics still protecting child molestors and pedophiles.
CartmanMustDie
07/12/18 5:19:31 AM
#21
Smashingpmkns posted...
Is this one of those "water is wet, sky is blue" kind of things?
Topicnearly 250k gamerscore ama
CartmanMustDie
07/09/18 10:16:07 PM
#11
mistalightbulb posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
Why don't you have a gf?

ive been with someone for nearly 8 years. still morbidly obese?

You're 8 years old? Underage user alert.
TopicMother of girl declared dead twice slams doctors at funeral
CartmanMustDie
07/07/18 10:09:36 PM
#10
Cap in California?
TopicTwo gentleman marry each other's 7 & 8 year old daughters.
CartmanMustDie
07/07/18 10:08:55 PM
#12
Religion
TopicMum outraged after seeing 7yo daughter's Roblox character 'gang raped'
CartmanMustDie
07/07/18 6:32:52 AM
#61
oh damn
TopicEU takes a first steps to censor the internet
CartmanMustDie
06/23/18 1:05:30 AM
#10
well, that's not good
TopicIs it me or is Fire Emblem: Heroes easy as hell?
CartmanMustDie
06/19/18 11:05:43 PM
#5
It's in case you keep rolling shit units like most scrubs who don't constantly reset like nerds do.
TopicSomeone doxxed a ton of ICe agents,
CartmanMustDie
06/19/18 11:04:22 PM
#75
TopicHow does censoring sex and nudity benefit society?
CartmanMustDie
06/15/18 6:18:20 AM
#59
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Roshon posted...
Its weird how sex and nudity is more restricted and controversial than violence.

Because violence is innate in all animals. Sex is not innate to children.

I think child pornography and child molestation is wrong, therefore I think children should not be exposed to porn so early.

So is sex. It's even innate in organisms that are incapable of violence. And are you saying extreme violence is innate in children too?
TopicCan my boss sue the dispatchers from 911?
CartmanMustDie
06/15/18 6:16:59 AM
#46
lol what a story mark
TopicRussian lawmaker warns against sex with foreigners
CartmanMustDie
06/14/18 8:30:41 AM
#3
But what about dem trump supporter girls
TopicHoly crap at this story on reddit.
CartmanMustDie
06/14/18 5:35:27 AM
#76
LightningAce11 posted...
I really wonder how he must have lived at home knowing one slip up meant the people who raised him would hate him for the rest of his life.

Can't believe this still happens in 2018 with first world countries
TopicFlorida Woman named Crystal Methvin busted for crystal meth
CartmanMustDie
06/14/18 5:22:07 AM
#40
Perfect naming
TopicThis might be my favorite "Florida Man" news story of all time
CartmanMustDie
06/13/18 6:35:43 AM
#7
Since he's now recognizable he put away his self-preservation for his morals. There's a certain kind of respect here.
TopicA convicted child molester may get drafted into the MLB.
CartmanMustDie
06/13/18 6:34:26 AM
#39
yikes
TopicChildless couple adopt orphaned bear pup.... Now he is 7 feet tall, 300+ pounds.
CartmanMustDie
06/13/18 6:33:49 AM
#28
Solar_Crimson posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
LightHawKnight posted...
No animal can be fully tamed, at that size, one little accident will be devastating.

They kinda just proved you wrong

No, he's right. As docile as this bear is, it's still an undomesticated wild animal, and if it gets properly ticked off, then it can and will kill both of them.


They domesticated him and he hasn't bitten anyone for 23 years

Just because he hasn't doesn't mean he won't.

History is in his favor though. Just with statistics you'd be more likely to get shot in the streets in the US than this bear would likely attack his foster parents that raised him since childhood.
TopicA convicted child molester may get drafted into the MLB.
CartmanMustDie
06/11/18 6:09:49 AM
#36
yikes
TopicSerious: How can I help my younger sister, who is being shunned by her friends?
CartmanMustDie
06/11/18 6:08:19 AM
#37
Confront them
TopicHow does censoring sex and nudity benefit society?
CartmanMustDie
06/11/18 5:58:29 AM
#54
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Roshon posted...
Its weird how sex and nudity is more restricted and controversial than violence.

Because violence is innate in all animals. Sex is not innate to children.

I think child pornography and child molestation is wrong, therefore I think children should not be exposed to porn so early.

So is sex. Are you saying extreme violence is innate in children too? Also, children can feel arousal very early on.
TopicKid Attacks Grown man. Gets Choke SLAMMED!(Video)
CartmanMustDie
06/10/18 5:36:46 AM
#190
lol that was savage
TopicThis Chris Farley costume o_o
CartmanMustDie
06/08/18 6:42:21 AM
#22
Satan himself
TopicRussian journalist reportedly murdered yesterday, shows up at conference today
CartmanMustDie
06/07/18 6:31:09 AM
#30
I've done that same thing quite a few times
TopicHow does censoring sex and nudity benefit society?
CartmanMustDie
06/07/18 6:30:40 AM
#43
Romulox28 posted...
i dont think we have an issue that there is NOT ENOUGH sex and nudity available to the american public lol

It's both
TopicCan I get banned if I posted a pic of my naked sister?
CartmanMustDie
06/07/18 6:30:01 AM
#22
Are you banned
TopicA convicted child molester may get drafted into the MLB.
CartmanMustDie
06/07/18 6:29:37 AM
#31
yikes
TopicMeet the biggest and the smallest horse in the world.
CartmanMustDie
06/07/18 6:29:01 AM
#14
Mudbray and Mudsdale in a nutshell
TopicIf a white person tans themselves, will their baby be black?
CartmanMustDie
06/07/18 6:28:09 AM
#8
Ivynn posted...
PtlessAgmnts posted...
@Complete_Idi0t
TopicFlorida Woman named Crystal Methvin busted for crystal meth
CartmanMustDie
06/06/18 6:29:31 AM
#23
perfect naming
TopicSHOCKING Video of Racist White Woman attacking a KOREAN!! Look at what she did!!
CartmanMustDie
06/06/18 4:28:15 AM
#31
What a cancerous individual
TopicRussian journalist reportedly murdered yesterday, shows up at conference today
CartmanMustDie
06/05/18 5:28:44 AM
#28
I've done that same thing quite a few times
TopicGirl helps male friend keep up Snapchat streak, and finds homemade child porn.
CartmanMustDie
06/05/18 3:49:30 AM
#71
-Bungle- posted...
Allanon23 posted...
chetmanly posted...
he was forthcoming and took a plea, 40 years seems excessive


40 years seems light.

In cases like this, the death penalty is better for everyone involved. The monster doesn't have to live with himself for 60-70 years, the state doesn't have to feed him for 40 years, and the victim never has to worry about that piece of shit hurting her ever again.


I'm in agreement with this, but there are minors who've done much worse and get off earlier due to them being minors (those two teens who tortured a little boy and murdererd him comes to mind) and the rehabilitation crowd always supports it.
TopicReminder that ICE "lost" 1500 children
CartmanMustDie
06/04/18 5:45:50 AM
#60
scar the 1 posted...
scar the 1 posted...
Important read for anyone sharing this story of 1500 "lost" children:

https://twitter.com/jduffyrice/status/1000927903759110144

BUMP because this is an important clarification to this story.

This puts the situation into a whole different light. Glad you shared this
TopicWoman goes to police to report rape by cop. Is then raped by another cop
CartmanMustDie
06/03/18 5:50:29 AM
#60
ScazarMeltex posted...
DarkTransient posted...
In the real world (not the liberal fantasy world where all cops are evil), what is actually the chance of running into THREE corrupt cops (because remember, it suggests a third one was involved) over two seperate contacts?

This smells fishy and you all know it.

You've not spent a lot of time around cops have you?

He's a trump supporter
TopicWhy is ____ porn so popular in Brazil?
CartmanMustDie
06/02/18 6:13:17 AM
#22
masticatingman posted...
CartmanMustDie posted...
Something to do with cartels probably


Not sure cartels can be responsible for the popularity of a porn fetish.

idk the yakuza does.
TopicBrazil Status: IT'S HAPPENING
CartmanMustDie
06/02/18 6:12:39 AM
#36
sauceje posted...
I'm in So Paulo. In all honesty I haven't been affected by the strike at all, because I don't drive and don't take buses, only subways; my sister had to ration out her fuel though. The supermarket I go to is a very large franchise and didn't seem to have supply issues.

That's actually pretty relieving to hear. Stay safe man. Always thought Brazil was a beautiful place, just a shame how much human tensions have been rising
TopicTeen obsessed with human sacrifice dressed as clown to stab lover during sex
CartmanMustDie
06/02/18 6:11:29 AM
#39
Goddamn Harley Quinn and Joker ruining our morals
Topic65 y/o NY Man faces a YEAR in PRISON for SLAPPING a 23 y/o #MeToo Girl's BUTT!!
CartmanMustDie
06/02/18 6:10:40 AM
#43
This is what Trump has emboldened people to do
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