Lurker > CmndrHurricane

never knew you can extinguish fires by bombing them
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https://www.sosalarm.se/trender--analyser/lagesbild-brand/

these fires just keep increasing
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"Adam an Eve had two sons"

then what?
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now four large fires are deemed "impossible to extinguish"
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maybe you should sto cutting yourself
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yay!
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"video not availible"
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Hexenherz posted...

CmndrHurricane posted...

buy a hairtrimmer
a onetime payment of much cheaper than that and lasts for years

We did that and my wife was giving me haircuts and they were nearly perfect, just oftentimes took a lot longer than in a shop.

But she has a job now so I'm not going to be like "oh hey honey I know you were working all day WANT TO GO CUT MY HAIR".

just do it yourself. put on one of them distance-forks
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buy a hairtrimmer
a onetime payment of much cheaper than that and lasts for years
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oh, thought you were going to make a joke about gays eating chicks
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a few years back I was going down a tunnel on my bike. a person was walking in the middle. had two dark dogs in the shadows, one on the left wall, one by the right wall and the leash in between

nearly fucked my self up, but stopped right before. And the the guy yelled at me over it, because obviusly, somehow I'm in the wrong
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the clone wars show was top. Rebels was pretty damn good too
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deep fried, definetly
oven baked, doubt it
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be careful, you don't want to get a tummyache
akta s du inte fr ont i tummen
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supposed to be a prequel to LiS 2
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much of it is water, which evaporates
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what did you expect? cake and sunshine?
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SpinKirby posted...

Why treat it with more depth than it actually has?

because we enjoy it. do we need any other reason?
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noticed PubG is on sale
do people still play that?
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tryiing to find logic in religion?
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Waaaaaaalt!
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of all the bosses I've had, this one is high tier and I like him
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mm, this chickenbreast is so damn delicious
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The awesome adventures of captain spirit. seriously
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wow, this sounds like a terrible workplace
never met your boss, but I already despise him
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Behaviorism posted...

Makeveli_lives posted...

CarlGrimes posted...

Is Clementine finally an adult yet, and at his point isn't her story actually ahead of the comics timeline-wise?

Idk her age. I imagine she'd be like 18 now.

Did Clem get bit?

still, not, bitten
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was hoping for 2143
darn
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she likes getting slapped
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now a story from this country, a nations so far away and insignificant * shows map* you didn't even notice it's actually not that country, it's this country
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wa'er
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eh, not my type of game
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Wheel of Time, I guess
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Esrac posted...

It's okay. Worth a watch through, I guess.

The fanbase is pretty weird. Not quite MLP bronies weird, but still pretty weird.

it's worse. It's terrorize McDonalds-weird. Want sauce, so I'll destroy everything-weird
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is the meat basically vegan?
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I watched first Iron man at some point but that's about it
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TC has linked pictures, but no actual article

some sources would be nice
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spell?
I cast magic missile!
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Capn Circus posted...

CmndrHurricane posted...

still 4 times as likely to be murdered in US

That's why we elected a president to make America great again.

Is your rational, "let's make the US even more dangerous and unstable"?

that would be rather interesting, actually
make it a reality show
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still 4 times as likely to be murdered in US
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Spaceship looter

I have no idea what that is

thanks
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I really liked Rachel too. such a fun chick

and after all that they went through, she dies to random act of psycopath
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probably
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bloody shemlen
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"build house with Mulle Meck"
"build boat with Mulle Meck"

I'm getting of this damn island
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bump
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https://tinyurl.com/y8o26ksb

it's reported to take place 60 km south of Karlskrona, a major swedish navalbase, which seemed really close, so here's an image I made also showing it's relation to territorial seaborders and it's extremly close.


it's also in a major shippinglane, disturbing much civilian sea and air-traffic
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no, I am not a separatist

my allegiance is to the republic!
TO DEMOCRACY!
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halomonkey1_3_5 posted...

6-8 depends if I wanna double wrap it or not

they have a much greater risk of breaking if you do
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if you can't afford supporting veterans, maybe stop making them

Edit: oh, animals
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