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Topicpeople who purchase meat and/or dairy - how do you justify it?
EscapeFromHell
03/28/18 7:54:43 PM
#153
NOM posted...
it's delicious.

also joke topic.

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TopicIf you had superpowers, would you feel a duty to protect your city/town?
EscapeFromHell
03/28/18 7:48:57 PM
#39
AvlButtslam posted...
Fuck no, I use it for personal gain and become a supervillain.

Honestly, I feel like most people would go this route. Not necessarily because they're bad people, but because what is considered "good" by one can be deemed "bad" by others.

Imagine a person who hates guns going on a super powered rampage against gun nuts...
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TopicHighly recommend weightlifting if you have back problems
EscapeFromHell
03/28/18 5:10:29 PM
#32
Ryangrad posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
As a personal trainer, I can say that 25 minutes, 3x a week, done right, is plenty.

Well as a shitposter on gamefaqs.gamespot.com that doesn't know what he's talking about and just like to argue for the sake of arguing, UnfairRepresent says it isn't

Fair enough. I'll just show myself the door.
<.<
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TopicHighly recommend weightlifting if you have back problems
EscapeFromHell
03/28/18 5:09:37 PM
#31
A_Good_Boy posted...
CasualGuy posted...
Unless you go thinking you have good form but really dont. Then youll probably really fuck your body up.

Who goes and just tosses weight around?

Have you not seen any "Gym fail" videos? Sometimes, people are their own worst enemy...
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TopicWhy do guys like a woman's buttocks?
EscapeFromHell
03/28/18 5:06:58 PM
#13
merc1231 posted...
Still no answer

Why do people like breasts? Or legs? Or certain types of personalities?

People are complex and like what they like. If you try to figure out why group A likes X while you don't like X, then you're just going to drive yourself crazy.
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TopicHighly recommend weightlifting if you have back problems
EscapeFromHell
03/28/18 5:03:57 PM
#27
As a personal trainer, I can say that 25 minutes, 3x a week, done right, is plenty.

I think @UnfairRepresent is confusing frequency and duration with intensity. If a session is intense enough, you can actually build muscle with a 25 minute routine. So, to say that TC is wasting time going to the gym or whatever, just isn't necessarily true.

Also, arguing for the sake of arguing? xD UR, that's hilarious coming from you.
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TopicWe must not change the definition of what a man/woman is.
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 8:22:41 PM
#7
shockthemonkey posted...
Is it really so hard to just accept someones gender identity? I dont understand why people like you seem to make it sound like the downfall of society.

I mean, do people actually walk up to you and say stuff like, "I'm a cis woman and you may refer to me as such." ?

How do we identify gender if not prompted with the correct information?
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TopicSo big Kim is in China
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 8:20:23 PM
#2
Is Kanye with her? :D
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TopicITT You thank God for not sending Earth giant rocks, supernovas, black holes
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 8:19:48 PM
#12
Thank you, God, for all the things TC said that I don't want to copy/paste.

You are a good God and you are a fair God. Praise be to thee.
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TopicA girl texted me saying she wants to cut my face and put it on her face.
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 8:17:39 PM
#5
Wait until you hear what she wants to do with your dick...
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TopicControversial opinions
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 8:03:41 PM
#9
Freddie_Mercury posted...
american cheese adds nothing to burgers

You have offended me, sir. I demand satisfaction!
*Slaps you with dueling glove*
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Topichow much do you tip?
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 8:03:00 PM
#25
Kolibri X posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
Default for me is 20%. (I've only stiffed 1 waitress in my entire life, but she deserved it.)

What happened?

Long story short, she made me and my wife (then my girlfriend) wait over an hour for the check. I had to hunt down a manager so I could pay because the waitress didn't want to bother with us. (We weren't drinking that night, so she gave up on us. It was at Disney...)
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TopicHypothetical: you walk in on your son getting his dick sucked by his boyfriend
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 7:59:17 PM
#2
Tell his boyfriend to work the balls and shaft?
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TopicControversial opinions
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 7:58:34 PM
#4
Waiting until your children have had time to develop before getting them immunized is perfectly acceptable.
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TopicGet 1 million dollars now or get 100 dollars everyday for the rest of your life?
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 7:56:14 PM
#4
1 million now. Who knows if I'll live long enough to collect the equivalent at $100 a day, what with inflation and everything.
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Topic$1 million or everyone shuts the fuck up about politics >_>
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 7:31:25 PM
#4
The money. People will always have shit to say that's annoying, so eliminating politics is just a drop in the bucket, or whatever.
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TopicSerious Question: If you could turn into Donald Trump right now, would you do it
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 7:25:17 PM
#12
Kombucha posted...
i don't want to die "any day now", trump is old as hell.

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TopicBill Clinton gets oral sex in office
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 7:23:41 PM
#43
Zikten posted...
this is true. I was one of the people who didn't care about Bill back then though. and I don't care about Trump now. whether its in office or in the past, I don't care if the presidents get laid. as long as they do their job.

This. I don't like Trump, but him having sex with porn stars doesn't even show up on my radar.
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Topic'We need guns to protect ourselves in the event of a tyrannical government'
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 3:54:12 PM
#4
I believe everything of value that needs to be said about this topic has been said in the OP.

Time to shut it down, TC.

Nice work.
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Topic$1 million, but all of your dreams are nightmares for a year.
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 3:25:26 PM
#21
-Articuno- posted...
Would be an easy 1 million
not going to scream in terror though regardless of what happens though
I guess this also means I'll likely be Yveltal, Articuno, Dialga, Ninetales or a Dragon more often then.

No, you WILL wake up screaming. You don't get to choose, that's the point, dude.
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TopicAre you worried about falling off the side of the planet?
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 3:21:02 PM
#13
giantblimpN7 posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
Nah. Can't fall off a globe.

Serious answers only please

Oh, okay. Then "no."

Why would I worry when God can just save us all?

If I'm a flat Earther, then I MUST believe in God, otherwise, how do I explain the Earth being the only planet that isn't spherical? Clearly, God made this disk and placed us here to live, so why would he allow us to be flipped by a meteor or whatever?
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Topic$1 million, but all of your dreams are nightmares for a year.
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 3:09:10 PM
#17
DocileOrangeCup posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
You will wake up every day or night (depending on when you sleep) screaming in terror

Well that's lame since I don't dream every night. Get rid of the screaming and if agree to it.

You WILL dream every night. That's part of it...
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TopicRIP Dong topic
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 3:07:34 PM
#5
Tyranthraxus posted...
We finally expanded dong

Lol. What?
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TopicAre you worried about falling off the side of the planet?
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 3:05:21 PM
#9
JustMonika posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
Nah. Can't fall off a globe.

lol round earthers

"The flat Earth society has members all around the globe." :D
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Topic$1 million, but all of your dreams are nightmares for a year.
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 3:02:06 PM
#15
Letron_James posted...
No thanks

The remembering part is the deal breaker. You forget dreams/nightmares for a reason.

Okay, I should point out (as I wasn't clear) that after the year is over, everything goes back to normal but you have all the money you didn't spend. So, you'll start forgetting the dreams.

You'll only remember them for the year.
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TopicAre you worried about falling off the side of the planet?
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 2:59:23 PM
#3
Nah. Can't fall off a globe.
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Topichow much do you tip?
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 2:58:40 PM
#16
Default for me is 20%. (I've only stiffed 1 waitress in my entire life, but she deserved it.)

If the service is really good, I'll go higher. (The most I've ever tipped was 40%, but the service was amazing, quick and my entire table was happy throughout the meal, so...)
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Topic$1 million, but all of your dreams are nightmares for a year.
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 2:55:50 PM
#13
Giant_Aspirin posted...
i dont remember my dreams and thought this would be easy money then i saw

EscapeFromHell posted...
2. You will remember EVERY singly nightmare.

xD I didn't even notice I wrote "singly." WTF... I sound like Trump. Lol.
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TopicThis 27 y/o Blonde TRAMP gave ORAL SEX to a 13 y/o BOY in the CLASSROOM!!
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 2:53:16 PM
#22
Normally I would do the whole "nice!" joke, but dude... This chick is fucked in the head and her husband is the epitome of the word "beta."

She fucked a kid! I don't care what her reasoning was, she deserves to be locked up until she's old and grey.
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Topic$1 million, but all of your dreams are nightmares for a year.
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 2:45:25 PM
#6
Mufflnz0rz posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
Killing topics since 2007.

I just realized that my old sig made it look like I was proud of killing topics. I was not. It was just something that seemed to happen... a lot.
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TopicHave you ever been Cyber-bullied?
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 11:18:47 AM
#3
I've been coming to CE (with alts) since 2007, so, yes? :)
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Topic$1 million, but all of your dreams are nightmares for a year.
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 11:17:30 AM
#3
Mufflnz0rz posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
Killing topics since 2007.

Yes, even my own.
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Topic$1 million, but all of your dreams are nightmares for a year.
EscapeFromHell
03/27/18 11:14:19 AM
#1
You get one million dollars, but every dream you have, for one year, is a scream inducing nightmare. Do you take the money?


RULES:

1. You will wake up every day or night (depending on when you sleep) screaming in terror.
2. You will remember EVERY singly nightmare.
3. You can't tell anyone anything about the nightmares; you can't even admit that you had a nightmare. And no, you can't offer any other explanation for your screaming such as night terrors or whatever. (This will be extremely difficult if you sleep with someone and they hear you screaming as you wake up.)
4. You MUST sleep at least 6 hours every 24 hours.

You will still wake up refreshed and energized, so your health won't be affected from lack of sleep.

At the end of the year, the rules no longer apply and you can talk about the nightmares, write a book about your experience or whatever.

BUT, if you break any of the rules during the year, the money and anything you spent it on, such as investments, property, etc... will disappear. (This, of course, doesn't affect anything you learn from using the money, so you can go to college, get in better shape, take martial arts classes, etc... and retain the knowledge/physical gains.)

Also, if you give the money away and break a rule, the money will no longer be available to the person/people you gave it to and anything they purchased will disappear as well.
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Topic$1 Billion but every week...
EscapeFromHell
03/26/18 3:07:53 PM
#26
I mean, if I'm allowed to keep my butthole tight, deal!
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Topic$1 Billion but every week...
EscapeFromHell
03/26/18 3:02:53 PM
#23
Can I perform oral on the guy instead of getting rammed?
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TopicDoes PDA generally irritate you?
EscapeFromHell
03/25/18 5:56:40 PM
#10
Sada_Pop posted...
I don't pay enough attention to notice unless it's really obvious.

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TopicOmaha man loses job for liking tweet
EscapeFromHell
03/25/18 12:14:59 PM
#2
tl,dr; don't fuck with China.
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TopicDoggo leaps to his death D:
EscapeFromHell
03/25/18 12:12:09 PM
#3
RIP in peace, doggo.
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TopicHave you ever met an atheist who didn't believe in evolution?
EscapeFromHell
03/25/18 12:09:47 PM
#12
MakoReizei posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
No. That'd be like an atheist flat Earther; seems illogical.

flat earth isn't a religious theory. an atheist could very well be a flat earther

Right, but the two go hand in hand. I mean, how could you think that Earth, and ONLY Earth, is flat and not believe it was created that way by God?
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TopicHave you ever met an atheist who didn't believe in evolution?
EscapeFromHell
03/25/18 12:05:58 PM
#2
No. That'd be like an atheist flat Earther; seems illogical.
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TopicChicks on instagram dont give a FUCK
EscapeFromHell
03/23/18 5:54:14 PM
#25
HyunA posted...
bros before hoes

Sleep with her boyfriend, take photos, and send them to her.

That'll teach her to be promiscuous.

And don't forget to post the photos on CE... for like, science or whatever...
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TopicI had a fun second date
EscapeFromHell
03/23/18 5:49:46 PM
#7
NeoBowser posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
NeoBowser posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
Cool. 3rd date is smash night, right?


It should be but I genuinely like this one

I hear you. Take it slow if she's cool; there's not a lot of cool ones out there.


She's a he, but yeah that's what I figured as well. I mostly date dudes and more often than not it's just "hanging out" which shockingly turns out into a good banging night to only never hear from them again

Oops, my bad. You'd think I would have learned not to assume gender by now.

Anyway, yeah, if you're all set with just banging, then taking it slow is a good choice. Good luck. :)
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TopicI had a fun second date
EscapeFromHell
03/23/18 5:44:06 PM
#4
NeoBowser posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
Cool. 3rd date is smash night, right?


It should be but I genuinely like this one

I hear you. Take it slow if she's cool; there's not a lot of cool ones out there.
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TopicI had a fun second date
EscapeFromHell
03/23/18 5:41:25 PM
#2
Cool. 3rd date is smash night, right?
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TopicIs anyone happy for me?
EscapeFromHell
03/23/18 5:40:32 PM
#48
Wheatballs deserve to be happy.
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TopicIf a company accidentally sends me a duplicate of an item I order can I keep it?
EscapeFromHell
03/23/18 5:38:20 PM
#22
Fishy posted...
https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/articles/0181-unordered-merchandise

it's yours TC

Can't argue with that.

If you want to keep it, it looks like you're free to do so.

It's up to you at this point.
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TopicCome ON, Florida. Get your act together. It's the end of March, not winter!
EscapeFromHell
03/23/18 5:35:45 PM
#2
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the nor'easters we've been getting up here.
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