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| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 09/06/18 9:05:41 PM #443 | Vlado posted... lel, it's always flattering when my English turns out better than native speakers'. Though Jakyl was probably just shitposting. Oh shit! Look at you showing off that hawt sexy apostrophe after the s on a word that is both possessive and plural. A lot of native English speakers would get that wrong. I remember learning that rule at some point in early elementary school, but I don't recall which specific grade I was in at the time. Still, I give you a certain degree of credit for knowing of that. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 09/06/18 9:01:14 PM #442 | Hey Vladdy what's your opinion on Kaiser Wilhelm III? I heard he was kind of a dick but really REALLY similar to trump in terms of leadership style and kinda fucked Germany over in the process and even really pissed off the ruler of Bulgaria at the time... --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/23/18 5:33:34 PM #331 | Vlado posted... Patiently awaiting data that proves the sources I cited wrong. Until then, the only ones we "lmao" at are you two. kek wew rer lel fef zez vev nen --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/16/18 7:13:51 AM #280 | MoogleKupo141 posted... Vlado canonically has a wife guys, come on. Also a child I think. wew kek --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/14/18 1:27:08 AM #276 | Vlado posted... Except he had no argument. ^tfw u ejaculate in ur own mouth --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/12/18 11:39:49 AM #273 | Vlado posted... What would I be compelled to prove anything to someone who has failed to prove for months now that he is worthy of even having a conversation with? >nationalist: you know a globalist has no rebuttal when they attack their opponent instead of their opponents' argument. >"you're unworthy of arguing with so I owe you no response." -Vlado ! :) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/09/18 12:54:04 PM #257 | Vlado posted... Polls aren't "biased and inaccurate," just like the elections in the US, Poland, Austria, Hungary, Italy, etc. weren't "rigged" or "hacked by Russians," you're just losing. >polls aren't biased or inaccurate >polls reported that Kim Jong Un was democratically elected by North Korean voters with 100% of the votes with 100% voter turnout. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/09/18 12:47:37 PM #256 | Vlado posted... LordoftheMorons posted...I see Ben Garrison wants to Make America Zimbabwe Again...! Okay. Your outsider's opinion on trump and anything else relating to America does not matter either :) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/08/18 12:18:08 PM #240 | Vlado posted... ?Those involved in drug syndicates, corruption, I have a special unit that will monitor you for the rest of your lives. And if you make another mistake, I?ll have you killed,? Duterte said, promising to review individual cases. wew kek rer zez geg vev mem xex --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/07/18 8:30:40 PM #225 | Hardcore_Adult posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Vlado posted...He had millions of subscribers, and his channel had several billion views or something. That's significant. He was beating every single globalist news outlet. Not exactly. I wouldn't call for them to be dealt with, but it would be nice if they just cashed out, lived off of their fortunes and peaced the fuck out of the public eye so the rest of us can forget about them. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/07/18 4:42:12 PM #223 | MoogleKupo141 posted... Vlado posted...He had millions of subscribers, and his channel had several billion views or something. That's significant. He was beating every single globalist news outlet. I interpret this as vlado admitting that CNN is not globalist. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/07/18 4:40:23 PM #222 | Vlado posted... He had millions of subscribers, and his channel had several billion views or something. That's significant. He was beating every single globalist news outlet. I mean the Kardashians probably beat news outlets too, but they aren't news outlets so it doesn't matter, same as Alex Jones. If he actually had anything to do with news, this would mean something, but he doesn't. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/06/18 10:08:34 AM #211 | Vlado posted... Haven't kept track of them enough to give you an answer. Perfect example of the real enemy of the people projecting. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/04/18 11:13:43 AM #208 | Vlado posted... While I think he's doing good things, I do not watch Alex Jones. How often would you say his conspiracy theories are accurate? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/03/18 3:36:27 PM #206 | ColZach posted... Hey Vlado have you ever kissed a girl? Are you single? Last I heard, he was claiming to be married to a former Miss Orthodox Christian Bulgaria winner whose DNA is 100% Bulgarian and they have over 9000 kids together or something like that. Sounds like an exaggeration, but that's what I heard. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Rare look at Goku Black's original unused design |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/03/18 10:21:28 AM #127 | Was that hoth spam? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/03/18 10:07:41 AM #204 | The guy who believes literally every Alex Jones conspiracy has opinions about reliability. Adorable, lol :) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/02/18 10:57:41 PM #469 | Inviso posted... Underleveled posted...This is a legit good season but holy hell Brett and Angela are weighing it down and are going to continue to do so. I dont miss Winston and I won't miss Rachel, but yeah, when that comp was 2-1 and Rockstar and Hayley split, I was hoping Angela was wrong, but the split meant a 2nd chance. As soon as I saw the tiebreak answers, I was like "fuck......" I'm not really a fan of Rockstar, but fuck level 6. I wanted that hat trick this week. Only consolation is Julie confirming the start of the jury. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/02/18 9:43:30 PM #451 | I'm a few minutes behind but yeah I know what's happening lol. Rachel really fucking looks like early-career Famke Jansen imo. Just popped in to say that lol. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/02/18 9:15:16 PM #444 | AU episode 2 conclusion... --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/02/18 7:36:12 PM #442 | Just started episode 2 of AU. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/02/18 12:16:16 PM #201 | Vlado posted... I do not understand people's obsession with DNA results that are likely unreliable. You ought to be able to say what you are by looking in the mirror... The exact percentage does not matter. Literally the only thing I know about my biological parents is one of their surnames, which was confirmed by the rest because of a DNA 2nd/3rd cousin match with same last name (It was unconfirmed before due to spelling ambiguities, meaning it was either one or another. Now I know which it is). For someone who condemns abortion and praises all alternatives to it such as adoption , you don't seem to actually know what adoption entails. Today, I know the name, first and last, or at least 1 biological relative. Before Monday night, that number was 0. "By looking in the mirror" my ass. I barely see more about me than an amnesiac would. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/02/18 12:04:12 PM #436 | The Mana Sword posted... Watched the premier of AU Survivor 5. This is my first time watching any AU version. The host is pretty good, he's a good Jeff substitute. I thought the editing was even more atrocious than usual with the blatant and completely undisguised voice clip altering... Overall, I enjoyed the episode though. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 08/01/18 3:13:04 AM #415 | eaedwards6400 posted... I did not expect to like Dick *elongated satisfied chuckle* --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/31/18 12:56:49 AM #198 | TIL my genetics, DNA... Vlado won't approve because "oh no now the government has it so I'm fucked plus fake news and whatever..." Between South and East Europe, I have 35%, ranging from Ukraine to SW Russia into Estonia, down to Poland, and as South as Italy, Greece and western Turkey, with the south/East Venn diagram overlap covering many countries including Serbia, Croatia, Kosovo, Macedonia and the westernmost 80% of Bulgaria. I have 8% Native America blood, and 4-5% African (4% north, less than 1% southeast). Otherwise, my DNA is all over Europe with only Norway/Sweden as an exception. Lots of migration to Canada and Northeast US in the 1700-1800s. What say you, Vlado? (Besides "hahahahahaha the govt has ur dna now lol have fun when big brother thought police arrest you lol). Do I have enough Bulgarian DNA to dabble in your women? If so, if I was to head over there to chill with you in person and we partied like there was no tomorrow, would you be a good wingman for me? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Selfie topic cause the old one purged |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/28/18 9:38:25 PM #194 | deanshow posted... What did I just walk into :3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3 >_> --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/28/18 8:31:35 PM #391 | Unrelated... watching season 5 of Survivor South Africa. Just started episode 10 (11/20 castaways remain). Seems like a good time to merge. I can tell before the fact that I'm 11 minutes in and they are still recapping >_>. Like... I can appreciate a recap ahead of a merge, but jeez Louise... --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/28/18 8:05:33 PM #389 | Another thing to consider with Marcellas though, as dumb as his move was, the "golden" veto had no precedent at that point. Veto was new that season and "golden" was new that week. Every other veto prior could not be used on the holder even if they were a nominee, and no nominee had won it before Marcellas. His move is still dumb, but it's more shortsighted dumb. If someone did the same thing today, it would be exponentially stupider because everyone knows the basics of the game by now. Back then, it wasn't the basics yet. Marcellas was the first player to ever have the opportunity to veto themselves off the block. Intuitively, he should have known "better safe than sorry" but saying it was the dumbest move ever would be like saying the dumbest survivor move ever was Pagong all voting individually at the merge. Bad move? Yes, but there was no blueprint of how to succeed at the game. Hindsight is 20/20. I think Mike was worse. He was warned "you don't knock it off, you're going up." He ignored that and his reasoning was "even if I go up, I can plead that my dumb move was out of loyalty and therefore I should stay because I've proven to keep my word." That logic doesn't hold up in game that's 8 seasons in. Marcellas' logic wasn't better by any means, but in Mike's case, more resources were available on what to do or not do in the game. Marcellas was presented a situation that was at the time unique and he made the wrong choice. He let emotion make his decision instead of logic. That happens. Mike used counterintuitive garbage logic and ignored a direct warning from the person whose hands his fate was in. it was like running across a busy highway using the logic "well if I get hit by a car, I've got an insurance settlement coming my way. Free money! If not? Meh. No harm done." --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/28/18 12:57:27 PM #196 | Hopefully twitter will ban that realdonaldtrump shitposter --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/27/18 1:26:11 PM #187 | lordloki12 posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...lordloki12 posted...Vlado posted...Yeah, excuse decent people for not keeping tabs on every single hollywood creep every single day of their lives. That's it?! wtf. Knowing steve-o, he was probably dared by someone to get a fucked up tattoo like that and just went and did it because he can't say no to like any dare. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/27/18 7:08:05 AM #184 | lordloki12 posted... Vlado posted...Yeah, excuse decent people for not keeping tabs on every single hollywood creep every single day of their lives. What does it even say? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | I am a shut-in. Ask me anything. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/27/18 12:34:16 AM #61 | Are you a shut in? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/26/18 11:42:24 PM #353 | Xuxon posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Wtf did they just play FFIX music on BB? I'm behind, talking about the scene at 8:06/8:07 ET when Kaitlyn is crying before Fessy walks in. Sounded like Freya's Theme. Good enough to know I'm not crazy and just imagined it? :D (lol sorry just fucked up and wanting to be sure I understand stuff) --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/26/18 9:32:49 PM #332 | Can't double quote on phone but the last 2 posts are on point, though I would exclude Erik's blunder since... as much as I hated that, the idea was initially Cirie's iirc, so it actually works in her favor rather than against it, and my annoyance of it is on Erik for fucking falling for it and the other 3 for being cocky when it worked. Cirie played a pretty close to perfect game and the season was hers to lose... which she did... because random surprise final 2 thanks to too many quits and medevacs. I remember somewhere that Penner had Parvati's number and was looking to take her out. Maybe he would have failed, but who knows? And Amanda was never going to win. She played the same game twice in a row without knowing the outcome of her first season. She out-Russell'd Russell before Russell Russell'd (though she got more votes the second time, so she at least made forward progress) Wtf did they just play FFIX music on BB? I'm behind, talking about the scene at 8:06/8:07 ET when Kaitlyn is crying before Fessy walks in. Sounded like Freya's Theme. anyway... Cirie was pretty locked in. That f2 twist killed her. Micronesia will always be a low and weak season for me because of that and everything that led up to it. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/26/18 12:03:19 AM #322 | BlueCrystalTear posted... I adore the trainwreck of Kaitlyn, even if I can't stand her personally. I don't want her going anywhere any time soon. Agreed. I do like Rockstar, but Kaitlyn has far much more to contribute. That power that can mean both could stay, so that could be neat too... --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/25/18 9:20:23 PM #319 | Underleveled posted... That WAS a Mike Holloway move lol Right? :P --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Survivor/BB/TAR Summer Topic 1 - A Reality Clash |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/25/18 9:07:15 PM #317 | Underleveled posted... What seriously just happened. Sam went full Mike Holloway imo --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Tipping is not required, it's optional. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/24/18 9:23:28 PM #127 | EpicKingdom_ posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...EpicKingdom_ posted...EpicKingdom_ posted...Which one of you softies reported me. No you won't. You don't even know what feelings I have, if any. Dumb, boring, weak yawn-worthy response. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Tipping is not required, it's optional. |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/24/18 8:20:00 PM #121 | EpicKingdom_ posted... EpicKingdom_ posted...Which one of you softies reported me. For what? I know I have on many occasions because a lot of what you say is shitgarbage, and I'm sure I will many more times in the future. You'll take it and you'll enjoy it... However, in this one instance about which you are inquiring, I don't have enough information to know if I did or did not :shrug emoji: --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/24/18 4:41:53 PM #158 | Vlado posted... After similar threats to North Korea, we got PEACE on the Korean peninsula, so looks good to me! Do you have a source for Kim Jong Un denuclearizing or even expressing a desire to follow through on that? --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | What is your dad like? |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/24/18 2:29:32 PM #17 | Paranoid, severely bipolar, no filter, blames everyone else for everything, judgmental, volatile, remembers events incorrectly, delusional at times, extremely prone to meltdowns, I could go on and on... Haven't interacted with him in a year and a half. Don't plan on that changing anytime soon. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | $100,000,000, but you have to say "I respect Donald Trump." |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/24/18 1:39:11 PM #13 | Master_Bass posted... Super easy money. No one aid you had to believe it. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Does anyone honestly, truthfully feel antagonized by hearing 'hahahah lmfao?' |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/24/18 12:59:21 PM #42 | It annoyed me at first but grew on me --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Nationalist politics topic 8: Seehofer rises |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/24/18 12:00:24 PM #152 | Vlado posted... Jakyl25 posted...Vlado posted...Jakyl25 posted...What?s your stance on global warming? Wow, I wasn't expecting that to trigger you so hard. Also, XD + lol + rofl + lmao at citing cns news. They're more fake news oriented than breitfart. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Poker is the best multiplayer game of all time |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/24/18 12:01:12 AM #21 | DarkTransient posted... ImTheMacheteGuy posted...DarkTransient posted...Highwind07 posted...I can only really understand the basics of Texas Hold EM. Mah man *^5* --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Poker is the best multiplayer game of all time |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/23/18 10:37:10 PM #13 | DarkTransient posted... Highwind07 posted...I can only really understand the basics of Texas Hold EM. I like Omaha better tbh --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
| Topic | Poker is the best multiplayer game of all time |
| ImTheMacheteGuy 07/23/18 10:27:38 PM #2 | Is there some CE poker room? I would be down to join if so. Not looking to play money games though. Free tourneys. Though would consider money if all in tourneys. Not a fan of limit games. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ |
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