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Add it to the list of dumb-sounding millenial slang I'll never use, along with "chill," "dope," and "swag"
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This is all James Monroe's fault if you ask me.
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Spooking posted...

Toys R Us: Rich parents now shop at Amazon.
Toys R Us: Should we open an online store?
Toys R Us: No, let's just go out of business.

Parents are just giving kids their phone or a tablet to play with instead of buying them stuffed animals or toy trucks.

YouTube killed the Hot Wheel star :/
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Sunhawk posted...

Have you had much success with girls recently, Cyric?

Dude shut the fuck up.
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This is what my reasoning was for voting Jill Stein.

Even if everything else went to shit under her, at least she'd have done something about climate change.
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Sayoria posted...

Governor: "Thoughts and prayers"

Good, the issue was solved.

Larry Hogan is actually a decent governor, and not the kind who sits on his thumbs in wake of tragedy.

With two major shootings in six months, there's no way gun control doesn't become a hot button issue for November.
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When you're listening to a liberal, just remember that they're not like other bands. Their music is incredibly artistic, almost to the point where you have to be paying complete attention to them to even remotely understand them. I remember listening to a song on We Shall Overcome (though I can't remember what it was), where I thought a song was absolute bollocks during the listen. Then, I closed my eyes for a second, and all of a sudden the song had an entirely new meaning. It was insane the way a liberal could just become something so different when you take a look into the music.

Another thing you should note about liberals is that it's easy to get a headache listening to them. Not because they're a bad band, but because of how many ideas their music is riddled with and how complex they are. Soon enough your head will fill to the brim and the rest will just sound like noise to you. Just turn it off and give it a listen the next day.

If you don't like the music, you'll definitely at least enjoy reading through the lyrics, and picking apart the song itself and all of the artistic values that go into making it the complexity that it is.
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A liberal called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, the liberal said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
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I saw a liberal at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, Oh, like youre doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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liberals LIBERALS LIBERALS!!!!!!

*jumps off cliff*
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The thought that a tape of Owen Hart's death sitting in a warehouse with instructions "never to view, copy, or destroy" exists is so ominous
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6 dead, 20+ injured

probably need 15-20 for anyone to give a shit unfortunately
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Balrog0 posted...

not nearly as good as his dad, justin amash is the true successor

i forget they're even related
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bunch of unfunny one-liners and non-answers

sigh
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SavenForever posted...

He was my favorite candidate this past election.

what did you like about him?
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honestly as soon as i start coming around to liking him for not being as far right as other republicans he does stupid shit like coming out against net neutrality

he'd still be doing a better job as president than trump though
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it's like if i'm running a grocery store saying "i'm going to tax fruit and then we can use that money to clean our floors," as if taxing the fruit would be a very simple matter and all the money would go to the floors rather than the producers
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he's pretty much a bernie sanders expy politically, right?

those economics have never made much sense to me
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Ooh look what you made me do
Ooh look what you made me do
Ooh look what you made me do
Ooh look what you made me do
Ooh look what you made me do
Ooh look what you made me do
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Honey I rose up from the dead I do it all the time

I got a list of names and yours is in red underlined
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Capn Circus posted...

Aren't there two justices pretty up in age also? Maybe one of them will retire.

RBG is probably going to die soon
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And they're all so happy to drop what they're doing and drive to the store at any given time
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Need to term limit these fucking judges
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Miss Obama was a nice lady
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Now if we could just get rid of that corrupt douchebag Steny Hoyer...
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Anyone else just so sick and tired of winning?
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

ItsVinceRusso posted...

We could've had Bernie

We could've had Webb.

Jim Gilmore would be doing a better job than Trump is tbh.
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We could've had Bernie
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She'd be a better choice than Cruz.
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voldothegr8 posted...

metralo posted...

holy shit

this country is actually fucked even harder and faster than it was already going

Typicall liberal "the sky is falling" response. A conservative will be replaced with a conservative and nothing will change.

I consider Kennedy more of a moderate
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Coming soon: United States v. Rockstar Games
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Would you be surprised
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Oh damn, wish he could've held off until 2020. This might set us back another 40-50 years.
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Now if only Sony would stop being dicks and remove the modding restrictions on PS4...
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Too much downtime...it's not that I don't have things to do, but I'm so good at managing time that I need something to do when I don't have anything else going on
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Nomadic View posted...

The Old Man?!?!

From Pawn Stars?!

Yeah he passed today :(
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Godbe_Bryant posted...

xxx

Oh I didn't forget him.

Should add TotalBiscuit to the list, though.
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Anthony Bourdain
The Old Man
Barbara Bush
Vader
Bruno Sammartino
Fast Eddie
Stephen Hawking
Aviici
Charles Krauthammer
TotalBiscuit
Billy Graham
Vinnie Paul
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16-BITTER posted...

That's quite the meltdown over someone you've never met or ever had any direct interaction with.

Bet you voted that fucking pig into office. Fuck him.
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I hate him. God damn it I hate him, I hate him so much. Every time I see his face I just want to punch a wall, man. I want to kick and scream and shout, and it hurts me, it physically hurts me to think of that repugnant face, those beady eyes, that fat gut, and that horrific smell, my god he is just an infantile, repulsive, mortifying, disgusting, disgraceful, FAT SLOTH OF A HUMAN BEING.
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Deeeeeee jay KALID
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southcoast09 posted...

25] Other tests conducted on Benoit's brain tissue revealed severe chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE),[26] and damage to all four lobes of the brain and brain stem.[27]


So, this was from wrestling? That seems like a lot of damage to take. I dont want to drag his name in the mud, but I thought that there was something about steroids or drugs that played into this.

It was a combination of everything.

Chris Benoit came from the era where steroids and drug use were widely accepted and encouraged, while concussions were also considered just a part of the job like any old injury, or "just getting your bell rung." Masculinity was also a weird thing backstage, and I think guys from Benoit's era never really put any stock into keeping their mental health in good shape.

Benoit and to an extent Eddie were the sacrificial lamb sthat opened everyone's eyes to how horrific the atmosphere was, and sad to say if it wasn't Benoit, someone else would've died because of it. Thankfully, if nothing else has come from the terrible tragedy, the backstage environment is much better these days.
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Who the hell thought Lan was Go_Totodile, anyway. They act absolutely nothing alike.
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dib153 posted...

Lathissamus posted...

dib153 posted...

Sentient bile

It's just, I don't remember him standing out at all years ago. Has he always been a blight?

The world may never know

Hes still a fucking saint compared to Scotty tho

Nope

Scotty_Rogers is just kind of dorky. Hoth is legitimately a godawful human being.
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The worst part about all of this is it doesn't need to happen. They're not in financial straits. GTA V sold exceptionally well. All of their IPs are extremely popular. Their fanbase is extremely loyal and will buy their games no matter what.

It's just pure fucking greed. Fuck Rockstar!
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"There are a lot of kids around here who need a beating and you're picking on the few who don't." - Jimmy Hopkins
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Did Eliot Stabler come back to the show or is it just an older episode?
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SMH I have half a mind to call the police.
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Y2J0_sHBK_Blue posted...

No. The EC is a necessity for a country made up of states so that everyone has equal representation.

your vote only matters if you're in a swing state
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