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Antikythera Mechanism
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Pretty boring to me, I hate christmas music and I don't care much for instrumentals. 4/10

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Pretty cool, I don't love it but I'll give it a 7/10

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"An Abserd Adventure" and the channel's name is Marcos Negrete
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You get the limo out front
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color!
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(`c)
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r/maliciouscompliance
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*flower powers activate!*

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Crossnail - Sands Of Time
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I feel so out of place here....

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I feel so out of place here....

Lol "why do you have a 100 pictures of yourself covered in snakes?" Thats
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I feel so out of place here....

How is willing to spend $10 on games for her a month having no interest at all?
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I feel so out of place here....

http://www.imgur.com/gallery/RhxkBVx
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I feel so out of place here....

Ne Obliviscarus
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I feel so out of place here....

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I feel so out of place here....

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I feel so out of place here....

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I feel so out of place here....

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I feel so out of place here....

I had something funny I wanted to say last night but I didn't want to get up to post it here so now I've been sitting here for an hour trying to remember what it was.
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I wanna get eaten out by a dude with a split toungue ;B
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Bugmeat posted...

Why won't my butthole stop itching today? This is really annoying.

Have you tried taking the coconut out?
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EvilMegas posted...

JimCarrysToe posted...

We should be allowed to kill crying children in theatres.

Why says stupid shit like this on alts?

Take your moderation like a man.

Why does everyone think I'm an alt?!? I am JimCarrysToe thats it! Also itsa joooke maaaan chiiiill I don't REALLY want to kill kids....
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We should be allowed to kill crying children in theatres.
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EvilMegas posted...

Not talking about anyone in this topic in particular, but most of you have no hope at life.

Just a random thought

I definatly don't
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WhiskeyDisk posted...

I have never once found myself saying, "you know what would really hit the spot right now? Black licorice."

I have, I'm craving black licorice right now.
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What if we ONLY had big toes? What would our feet look like if all our little toes grew up?
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GanglyKhan posted...

Foppe posted...

It depends on your definition of habitable.
Proxima b in Alpha Centauri is an exoplanet orbiting within the habitable zone. Sadly the solar storms have most likely blown away the atmosphere, but it might still be habitable underground.
Ross 128 b is around 11 lightyears away, which is less than 3 times further away, which makes it around 51.6 years at a quarter lightspeed.

Well damn, I'm 0 for 2 on this haha
I don't know why I thought stuff was so far away. I used to be interested in outer space a lot as a kid, maybe I should get back to reading up more on it.

Pro_Boner posted...

Insects are weird. Their alternative existence just kind of mindboggles me. It's like why are you even here?

...I guess they're pretty interesting from a biology standpoint but other than that, most of them are either an annoyance or a distraction.

I love bugs. I'm a grown ass man and I still catch fireflies. Grabbed my first cicada the other day, dude, those guys have some crazy grip.

Im afraid of flying bugs, including butterflys.
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Could teleportation save the world?
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My heart did a flutter..... am I gonna die?
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Do people learning english have a horrible time telling the difference between the V sound and the vocolized TH sound? And the F sound with non vocolized TH? Vey really sound the thucking same, why do we have these different THs?
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IAmNowGone posted...

JimCarrysToe posted...

Why do dicks taste bad and bitter in my dreams? Is it because ive never tasted one yet? But why would my subconsious choose the taste of a metal spoon thats been in someones armpit?

Lmao. Of all the dicks Ive tasted Ive never tasted one of that flavour. So no worries. As a gay guy though Ive always thought vag tasted like vinegar for some reason haha

Lol I always thought of vag tasting like strawberry yogurt XD
Will you tell my brain what dick tastes like?
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Why do dicks taste bad and bitter in my dreams? Is it because ive never tasted one yet? But why would my subconsious choose the taste of a metal spoon thats been in someones armpit?
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If astral projection was real would scientists study it? How would they?
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MY GAMECUBE

Damnit I wish I didnt let my bother borrow it he moved to another state and I never saw it again.
RIP
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Why the fuck isnt dmc4 on the psn market for ps3? Its there for ps4 but I dont have one.
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