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| Topic | Lifetime movies are so weird |
| Krabs 07/25/18 6:53:31 AM #5 | I'm still trying to find that lifetime movie about the mom and daughter living on the ranch and they usually can't get along but one night they just randomly have sex and I forgot how the movie ends. --- |
| Topic | What's the greatest video on Youtube? |
| Krabs 07/22/18 7:22:13 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Man pepper sprays another man and demands him to perform fellatio on him |
| Krabs 07/22/18 7:21:54 PM #4 | |
| Topic | This is why I'll never work retail |
| Krabs 07/16/18 8:35:52 PM #12 | Pretty tame compared to igniting the fireworks section. https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/finedimwittedassassinbug --- |
| Topic | XXXtentacions killer raped in prison |
| Krabs 07/14/18 12:09:41 AM #45 | Hey, isn't this xxxtentacion guy like some kind of hardcore criminal himself? I think I even seen articles about him abusing his girlfriend and assaulting his fans. --- |
| Topic | Man murders and eats fursuiter |
| Krabs 07/13/18 9:44:58 PM #7 | |
| Topic | So it turns out that Papa Johns is racist |
| Krabs 07/12/18 7:10:10 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Jeremiah Poelking explains why the 360 is better than the Nintendo Switch. |
| Krabs 07/11/18 7:11:37 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Man goes grocery shopping for an ass kicking |
| Krabs 07/10/18 4:44:41 PM #1 |  You can slightly hear him going "That's it?" before getting knocked down. --- |
| Topic | Girl beats up boy |
| Krabs 07/09/18 3:23:45 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Group of men fight over who gets first dibs on ice cream truck |
| Krabs 07/08/18 11:11:56 PM #7 | |
| Topic | Why is Disney World located in one of the worst states of America? |
| Krabs 07/02/18 8:26:36 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Guys tries to propose to GF with a donation message on SGDQ's steam |
| Krabs 06/28/18 9:05:27 PM #6 | I wish GamesDoneQuick got rid of the whole reading donations out loud thing entirely. Everyone is such a downer saying how their dad died and all that. Like bruh. --- |
| Topic | How would you rate the Nintendo Wii console? |
| Krabs 06/28/18 6:46:01 PM #1 | Nintendo Wii - Results (14 votes)
1
7.14% (1 vote)
1
2
7.14% (1 vote)
1
3
0% (0 votes)
0
4
7.14% (1 vote)
1
5
14.29% (2 votes)
2
6
14.29% (2 votes)
2
7
28.57% (4 votes)
4
8
21.43% (3 votes)
3
9
0% (0 votes)
0
10
0% (0 votes)
0
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| Topic | In Paper Mario, it is possible to give an NPC brain damage. |
| Krabs 06/25/18 6:44:39 PM #16 | |
| Topic | If I learn Slovene, will I be able to bang Slovenian chicks? |
| Krabs 06/24/18 5:37:44 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Should I buy GTA5 or wait for GTA6 to come out? |
| Krabs 06/22/18 12:45:49 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Why don't we put large signs in the sky instead of using air traffic controllers |
| Krabs 06/18/18 3:21:36 AM #1 | We'll save a lot of money because we don't have to pay signs hourly while still maintaining air traffic safety. --- |
| Topic | My crush cut off ALL of her beautiful long hair. Now she looks like a guy |
| Krabs 06/14/18 10:08:53 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Wait, is Assassin's Creed Odyssey a sequel to Super Mario Odyssey? |
| Krabs 06/14/18 7:23:16 AM #4 | |
| Topic | Nintendo's E3 > Microsoft >>>> SJWstation 4 |
| Krabs 06/12/18 9:50:38 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Why is it okay for girls to short-shame, but not okay for guys to fat-shame |
| Krabs 06/04/18 7:18:41 PM #5 | |
| Topic | Can all backseat gamers just fuck off? |
| Krabs 06/01/18 10:21:20 PM #1 | |
| Topic | How do I woo this Italian girl I'm talking to |
| Krabs 05/23/18 3:43:22 PM #16 | |
| Topic | When I have a daughter, I won't let her date anyone until she's 18 |
| Krabs 05/22/18 9:11:12 PM #1 | And the guy needs to be able to make at least 100K a year, have outstanding credit, be in top physical and mental shape, and must have his own land. Hell will freeze before I let my flower become some thot. --- |
| Topic | Guy drops another guy and leaves with the guy's girlfriend |
| Krabs 05/21/18 11:31:39 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Oh my GOD. Charlie Williams was ARRESTED this whole time :( |
| Krabs 05/14/18 9:40:22 PM #6 | nicklebro posted... I don't get it, he just shouts at white people? Or are they actually part of the KKK? The guy is a nut. He thinks EVERYONE is part of the KKK. --- |
| Topic | Thor 1 still has the best Stan Lee cameo. |
| Krabs 05/14/18 12:36:20 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Imagine being a doctor and having 2 telling people they have x more time to live |
| Krabs 05/10/18 9:49:15 PM #1 | |
| Topic | RUMOR: Superman 64 sequel in the works |
| Krabs 05/09/18 12:28:55 PM #1 | |
| Topic | This guy is talking to me about his scab collection and I feel uneasy |
| Krabs 05/02/18 11:31:43 AM #1 | |
| Topic | There's a girl with a sign saying "Free sex for food" |
| Krabs 04/29/18 5:28:16 PM #1 | She was on the side of a four way street just a few miles from where I live. That's not illegal right? I mean technically she's not asking for money. She looks a LOT like a guy so I'm not too surprised of her still being there. --- |
| Topic | I like this girl but she works at McDonalds |
| Krabs 04/28/18 5:40:20 AM #1 | That's a dead end job right there. She's only 18 but she's not in college or anything. --- |
| Topic | This girl texted me asking if I want to suck her dick |
| Krabs 04/27/18 3:33:26 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Woman sexually harasses man |
| Krabs 04/25/18 12:37:31 PM #1 | |
| Topic | There's a wild beaver who's snapping other animals necks in my backyard |
| Krabs 04/24/18 11:34:52 AM #8 | |
| Topic | I asked someone if I could borrow a pencil and he said he didn't have one |
| Krabs 04/23/18 12:01:49 PM #1 | Literally 10 minutes later, a girl asked if she could borrow one and he gave her one. What the fuck?! --- |
| Topic | I accidentally swiped right on my boss on tinder |
| Krabs 04/21/18 6:33:41 PM #1 | |
| Topic | >at a 10 items or less checkout |
| Krabs 04/19/18 11:46:25 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Capcom did the right thing by putting Mega Man on hiatus |
| Krabs 04/09/18 12:22:09 PM #1 | |
| Topic | I find it harder to forgive unattractive girls than attractive girls |
| Krabs 04/08/18 4:33:17 PM #9 | |
| Topic | Hey so if I become a cop, I can shoot innocents and get a paid vacation for it? |
| Krabs 03/22/18 10:37:04 AM #1 | |
| Topic | "Please pass the salt" my sister requested, looking at our father |
| Krabs 03/20/18 7:55:47 PM #1 | My sister was waiting for an answer. I glanced at her, noticing how much weight she lost. "Honey, Sarah asked you a favor" mother said "I don't do favors for baby killers" father said, in a disgruntled voice For the next 20 minutes, the only sounds ever made were forks clanking on plates and the occasional throat clearing. --- |
| Topic | Bernie Sanders woulda given us free college |
| Krabs 03/19/18 8:41:53 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Who's responsible for the creation of STDs? |
| Krabs 03/16/18 10:29:25 PM #6 | |
| Topic | Man sees woman in a shayla, immediately labels her a terrorist |
| Krabs 03/16/18 10:29:12 PM #8 | |
| Topic | Who's responsible for the creation of STDs? |
| Krabs 03/16/18 10:28:07 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Why did God create aids? |
| Krabs 03/15/18 8:46:11 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Why did TVs get rid of the buttons on them? |
| Krabs 03/14/18 2:22:53 PM #1 | I thought we were supposed to go forward with technology, not backwards. Now you're restricted to a remote and sure yeah you can use your phone but what if it's dead at the moment? :< --- |
| Topic | Why didn't Plankton just buy a Krabby Patty and retrieve the formula from it? |
| Krabs 03/11/18 10:03:39 AM #1 | |
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