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Topicis dynasty warriors the laziest game franchise ever?
MasterGakke
05/18/18 8:22:48 PM
#23
Call of Duty and other lazy copy-paste shooter franchises are worse. Dynasty Warriors is pretty goddamned lazy, though. At least it's fun.
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TopicU.S. birth rate hit an all-time low, fueling fears of a demographic time bomb
MasterGakke
05/18/18 7:57:53 PM
#90
Sayoria posted...
MasterGakke posted...
Very few people of the age to have kids have money, what a surprise. America is such a shithole country. Can the economy please fucking explode already so we can violently murder all the rich fuckers and start over already.


The hicks up on blueberry mountain will come down in MAGA hats with half bottles of moonshine to give their lives for their hedge fund overlords.

I so wish this was satire...
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TopicU.S. birth rate hit an all-time low, fueling fears of a demographic time bomb
MasterGakke
05/18/18 7:42:52 PM
#85
Very few people of the age to have kids have money, what a surprise. America is such a shithole country. Can the economy please fucking explode already so we can violently murder all the rich fuckers and start over already.
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TopicIt's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks.
MasterGakke
05/11/18 7:35:26 PM
#56
Doppelbocks are fucking heaven, and plenty of dunkel lagers are quite palatable, Some ales are even good, provided they focus on a flavor other than face-melting bitterness.

The western world is beer crazy right now, if you still can't find good beer then you suck, not beer.
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Topic26 y/o Former FEMALE GAMEFAQS USER gets LIFE in PRISON for planning a MASSACRE!!
MasterGakke
04/21/18 1:53:46 AM
#102
Why is it that every time you mention a woman in these strange topics you use a pejorative term? You really seem to have some serious hangups about women, dude. Maybe see a therapist about it? I don't mean that insultingly, either, that kinda deep-rooted anger isn't healthy.
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Topicwhat should my gimmick be?
MasterGakke
04/19/18 11:42:05 PM
#21
Dresden Files took a nosedive with 'Changes'. It recovered a bit, but only a bit. Butcher did Harry Dresden dirty in that book and it really fucked the series up. At this point it's firmly in the same category as Game of Thrones: Enjoy what we got and move on to the copious amounts of other awesome literature.
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TopicWould you prefer to work in a fragrance free workplace?
MasterGakke
04/14/18 9:54:17 PM
#24
I work in a pharmacy and some of the old people who come in smell like rotting garbage dumped into exhumed fresh graves. I'd fucking love if my workplace was free of that fragrance, so yeah.
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TopicWhy do people hate the idea of toll roads so much?
MasterGakke
04/03/18 12:55:03 PM
#14
It's because toll road in America is a euphemism for embezzlement.
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TopicOklahoma teachers reporting in on what their text books look like
MasterGakke
04/03/18 12:54:25 PM
#77
Guys, guys, guys, we're missing the point here. The billionaires have to pay less in taxes, that's literally all that matters.
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TopicHow weird is it for a 29 year-old dude to date an 18 year-old girl?
MasterGakke
04/02/18 6:38:17 PM
#74
LittleRoyal posted...
Oh wow eww I doubt youre that talented

Take your time rubbing her and teasing her so she doesn't feel rushed to enjoy it. Then breathe through your nose and move your tongue around her clit while you're sucking on it. Easy peasy. It becomes second nature when you're really thick and are turned off by girls in pain.
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TopicHow weird is it for a 29 year-old dude to date an 18 year-old girl?
MasterGakke
04/02/18 6:27:50 PM
#69
LittleRoyal posted...
F1areaGaman posted...
There are two reasons to date a girl that much younger.

1-- Immaturity

2- Girl is still "fresh" ;)

Fresh?

She's never had a dude eat her pussy before so when you do she makes sounds a xenobiologist would have trouble identifying.
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TopicHow weird is it for a 29 year-old dude to date an 18 year-old girl?
MasterGakke
04/02/18 6:19:15 PM
#65
electricbugs2 posted...
I dated a 17 year old when I was 23 and people here still lose their marbles over it almost two years later.

I don't have a problem with it, but my Dad was 70 and my mom was 32 when I was born so maybe I'm just used to massive gaps.

The real crime is that you stopped taking arrows for the Flyers. Come back bugs I want to enjoy your suffering!

Age gaps are fun for sex, but get hard in relationships. Or maybe I'm just a curmudgeonly old fuck who doesn't think texting and playing weird Korean MMOs together can replace cuddling.
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TopicYour rap name is Lil + what you're allergic to.
MasterGakke
03/31/18 12:12:32 AM
#88
Lil Goldenrod

Not too bad
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TopicPokémon you love that nobody seems to care about
MasterGakke
03/21/18 7:37:26 PM
#57
Vileplume
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TopicAustin bomber confirmed to be a WHITE LONE WOLF
MasterGakke
03/21/18 5:56:17 PM
#27
Mead posted...
Crazy that someone so young would be motivated to do something so horrible

Like how bad has your life been up to that point or what filled you with so much bitterness that youd rather ruin and end lives along with your own rather than focus on a brighter future

Brighter future? He was American, shit's been going downhill faster than the pukey part of a roller coaster.
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TopicDo you like Godsmack?
MasterGakke
03/16/18 8:51:07 PM
#31
I had a Godsmack shirt that was my main concert shirt since I didn't really care that it got all stretched and ruined in mosh pits. Eventually the band's logo as like 3 inches to the right and split down the middle from getting stretched and one of the shoulder parts was splitting. Poor shirt.

As for the band they were ok. Their lyrics were usually too generic edgy for my taste but they had a pretty good musical range for a "metal" band.
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