Lurker > VandorLee

If it looked like your mom.

It would be redundant though.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Games have gotten way better. It was awesome when it came out though.

I like LA better....
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

The guitar/nicki singing are pretty damn good.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Its how its been used.....
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

They sound like "horrific sexual assaults" are a minor annoyance.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Ryetoast posted...

Bad_Mojo posted...

I'm 35 and I still get carded every single time I go to the bar

Does that make you feel good or bad?

My Dad got carded until 46.

VandorLee posted...

Ok. Im ok. Plenty of problems but plenty of good things. Balanced?

Balanced is a good thing.

What's some of the good things going on right now?

Daughters always happy. Thats very good. Me and my wife are gamers with way too many games. Our relationship is very stable with few issues. We know plenty of couples with marital issues and or drug issues so were thankful. We really just need better jobs/more money. She works 2 and im full time in retail.

Thats really my life summed up....
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

The story sounded like so many people not caring.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Ryetoast posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

I have a babyface too so Imma go with 29.

26.

That's pretty cool actually.

VandorLee posted...

Ryetoast posted...

VandorLee posted...

Guess what? Ive have plenty of physical appearances issues.

Guess what im not doing? Posting pics online for people to judge me.

Horrible people online.

For sure.

I dont really give a shit. To an extent a bit, but if people want to call me a fatass punk ass bitch it's nothing I havent heard before.

Im sure i have dental issues, im pale, im half fat yet half muscle. My hairs ok. Not good or bad... im relatively short.

I have better things to do than hear it from others....

I hear ya.

Do what's good for yourself, no harm done. How are you?

Ok. Im ok. Plenty of problems but plenty of good things. Balanced?
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Im 31, married with a 6 year old daughter. I have people guessing low 20's
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Ryetoast posted...

VandorLee posted...

Guess what? Ive have plenty of physical appearances issues.

Guess what im not doing? Posting pics online for people to judge me.

Horrible people online.

For sure.

I dont really give a shit. To an extent a bit, but if people want to call me a fatass punk ass bitch it's nothing I havent heard before.

Im sure i have dental issues, im pale, im half fat yet half muscle. My hairs ok. Not good or bad... im relatively short.

I have better things to do than hear it from others....
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

weekoldhotdog posted...

Jack Black is the Robin Williams today DESERVES.

Both garbage.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Guess what? Ive have plenty of physical appearances issues.

Guess what im not doing? Posting pics online for people to judge me.

Horrible people online.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Yeah. Fuck this.

Add a new feature. Not something stupid.

This isnt fun. Why add it?
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Little has changed.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

I can talk to your mom.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Lol. Ruining careers over dumb tweets.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Its not working with your mom...

When will she change?
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

But i only care about a stupid family reuniting...
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Zikten posted...

VandorLee posted...

Could "God" have a lamer name?

would you prefer Kami?

Between the two? Yes.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Imagine if our god was a lame god so other gods gave him a lame universe with only one planet with life and stupid humans to watch....
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

But everything is already laid out in his image/will.

Hes 100% ignoring all prayers.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

MuayThai85 posted...

Garioshi posted...

EliteLevel posted...

The universe was created in the Big Bang.

Some Intelligent Being provided the spark for the Big Bang.

We call this Intelligent Being God.

Hence God exists.

what created god

I always ask this when I get in a debate with someone about the existence of God. They always try to claim that "God exists outside of time and space, thus he doesn't have to follow the rules of our universe!" or some equally stupid argument.

But that doesnt answer or make it so he wasnt created.

Could "God" have a lamer name?
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Banes accent, smooth bald head and muffled voice were comedy gold.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Uncle Choad posted...

VandorLee posted...

God is dog backwards.

Dogs can go backwards.

God= exists

In what dimension?

All of them.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

God is dog backwards.

Dogs can go backwards.

God= exists
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

It was a very bad movie.

Batman looked dumb out in daylight.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

VandorLee posted...

Since Thanos just teleported in later, the Wakanda scenes pointless.

Actually The Black Order failed to retrieve ANY of the Infinity Stones. Thanos basically had to do it all himself.

Lol. 100% true. Didnt think about it like that.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Not da us!
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Since Thanos just teleported in later, the Wakanda scenes pointless.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

So he farted?
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Muffinz0rz posted...

VandorLee posted...

Flaming
NwD

Name calling and insults of any kind are not allowed. Please don't call someone a fanboy.

Lol.

And itll stay up too.

Rekt

Funny thing about NWDs, people who see it will still think it's acceptable to call someone a fanboy (I mean unless they read this post)

The mod agreed youre butthurt though. And didnt say it was incorrect either. And left it up as well.

Really feels like i won this one....
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Firing him was too much. Literally telling him to handle it better with no other actual consequence would be fine.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

PiOverlord posted...

I can honestly say that I've been asked a million times why I play games. And I normally just shrug and say "It's a hobby.", but that's a lie. Because when I'm in game, I'm at home. From the flames of cataclysm to the icy mountains of Tamriel, anywhere I venture, is a place I love and know. My entire life people preach that I could be anything that I wanted to be. But when I told them I wanted to be the captain of a ship, a spaceship, THE spaceship that saves humanity. That I wanted to be Commander Shepard they told me I need to get a grip on reality. And to them to them a grip on a reality means the American dream, working nine to five crammed up in a tiny cubicle having two-point-five kids, a two story suburban house and a white picket fence. I divorce once, and I'd have debt into my early thirties because I took some bullshit university degree that's suppose to help me in the end.
This isn't reality, this is just a dull outlook on it. Now I understand it's human nature to achieve greatness, but I can do this as Commander Shepard, I don't need a degree. And if I want to go on an adventure I don't ever have to leave the comfort of my home. Yet, people spend an entire salary to travel and I can't help but laugh. I've single-handedly stopped a reign of ancient wyverns from destroying a nation, but before I could do that do I had to:
Learn their language. Become a master in Swordsmanship, Smithing, Archery, Defense, Magic, Speech, Hunting and Thieving!
Not to mention I had to take down an entire fleet of assassins along with a brigade of smugglers before I could even START my lessons in Dragon's Speak. I've always enjoyed an adventure, but I hated pawning my limbs to afford an eighteen-hour car ride. And aside from being told that I can enjoy a white-picket fence at the end of my career, all my years as a student was balance between Fractal Formulas and believing I never be able to love which is literal INSANITY. I've saved Princess Peach. I wanted to be the guy, and I became the guy. I saved Bandage Girl. And I've been Link for generations just to save Princess Zelda. But yet, I'm the eternal virgin, I'm the guy that's never going to love.
And sometimes this shit doesn't make sense to me, why people assume that I need to be out doing something and away from home to have fun when I have my own reality grasped between my hands. I have my own world at my fingertips, if I screw something up I can rewind time. I can't do that in real life, but when I'm in game I'm free to what I please, when I plEEEase, I'm free to enjoy things the way I want to. I can build my own Kingdom and lead my people to freedom because I'm the mind behind the game. I'm the one who enjoys these games.
I am a gamer. And I always will be.

I fell off this wall and died.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Im about 5'8" and my boss is about 6ft. This dude was at least 7'6". He looked down to talk to us. He wasnt skinny at all like basketball players either. He was a little tubby but that made him insanely huge in every sense.

Ive never had to look so far up to look at someones face. This dude could not drive or fit in my Nissan Sentra.

Im taking a picture the next time he comes by as hes one of my bosses business partners.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Flaming
NwD

Name calling and insults of any kind are not allowed. Please don't call someone a fanboy.

Lol.

And itll stay up too.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

ReggieBush09 posted...

My grandma was a real woman and never complained like these woman do. It's just sad. My grandma had many ailments couldn't eat anything never once did she complain people treated her bad didn't complain

Trying to translate...
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

As long as he wasnt racist...
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

All the time. Yakuza 0+ 1, dragons crown all last week.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

ArchiePeck posted...

Physically, probably white-water rafting.

If you're including mentally challenging/demanding things going out of your comfort zone, my first stand up comedy gig.

It would take a goofy amount of money to get me to do standup.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Genius. They should also burn $60 video games before the lowly basement dwellers get a chance at a sale or worse, clearance.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Why do people talk about music?

"I like this band"
"That band sucks this band is real music"

I dont understand...
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

I told your mom to stop but whatever.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Come for me!
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Racism is bad. Sexism is good.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

Youll just grind yourself tired. Its great for about 100 hours though.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

I want to get big on youtube and then just give it up. Fuck my fans.
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)

As long as Mexico paid for that badass wall that made illegals a non issue..
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"God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God."
Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999)