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TopicGorillaz rapper fell off the stage last night
XxKrebsxX
07/08/18 10:49:27 PM
#2
LOL
TopicDo you see yourself still being on gamefaqs long enough to get ? block status?
XxKrebsxX
07/01/18 9:44:28 PM
#33
185 days for me so yeah
TopicAll I wanna do is move into my own place but when apartments cost $1400+
XxKrebsxX
06/26/18 11:24:38 PM
#23
Lol at rural Tennessee. Like, dude, Id rather be dead.
TopicMy sister and I will be home alone all next week while parents are on vacation.
XxKrebsxX
06/20/18 11:09:37 PM
#30
Incest is the best? Put your sister to the test?
TopicAlmost a month later, I am starting to regret my sex change...
XxKrebsxX
06/20/18 9:16:57 PM
#50
So, is like anal still an option for your partners now or is that off since you have new parts?
TopicAnyone had a threesome on here
XxKrebsxX
06/20/18 12:07:57 AM
#9
Ive had both.

Two guys and one girl with a RANDOM girl, not my GF, you idiot.

Seriously? Youre letting her have a threesome with another dude and you? Are you dumb? LOL this is something youre gonna regret hard.
TopicDo you want to watch the DHS secretary get shamed out of a Mexican restaurant?
XxKrebsxX
06/19/18 11:23:01 PM
#35
Shes lucky all she got was people shouting at her. Im surprised a top government official doesnt have much protection
TopicHaving a gf actually makes your life worse
XxKrebsxX
06/19/18 8:04:53 PM
#6
Damn_Underscore posted...
You have no time for yourself anymore, she will take over


After being newly single I can agree.
TopicStruck out with a girl. Fun times.
XxKrebsxX
06/17/18 10:55:21 PM
#16
Not a date. Just a casual aquientance with what I thought was flirty texts back and forth.
TopicStruck out with a girl. Fun times.
XxKrebsxX
06/17/18 10:14:36 PM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
"not yet"


I went in for a kiss. Read signs wrong lol.

Then she gave me that not yet bullshit.
TopicStruck out with a girl. Fun times.
XxKrebsxX
06/17/18 10:10:14 PM
#1
Dime a dozen, I know.

But saying not yet and when Im confortable? The fuck is that. Just say no.
TopicWhat in the fuck? Purchase tone on ITunes...
XxKrebsxX
06/17/18 12:23:21 AM
#1
And I cant select it to set as my ringtone.

Why the fuck not?
TopicSo it actually turns out chill02 was the leaker.
XxKrebsxX
06/14/18 4:25:55 PM
#84
Leanaunfurled posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
What the fuck is Sanctuary and what is all this about?

Hoth.


I dont even know who that is.
TopicSo it actually turns out chill02 was the leaker.
XxKrebsxX
06/14/18 4:24:25 PM
#81
What the fuck is Sanctuary and what is all this about?
TopicMan faces hate crime charge after calling a black woman a loud mouthed monkey.
XxKrebsxX
05/25/18 2:38:08 PM
#115
Uh

That this from a far left socialist. Wheres freedom of speech? Its deplorable what he said but the 1st amendment should protect him here.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/25/18 8:51:03 AM
#67
KainWind posted...
Where is he living with no money, and why is his mom screwing him over? It sounds like he's skilled enough to get a decent job.


Bouncing around couches in the suburbs where I live.

He does have the skills. The problem is he has no way of getting to these jobs. And his mom really is just a bitch. Shes an unpleasant person.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/25/18 7:46:34 AM
#61
Patchwork posted...
Uber to work.


With what money?
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/25/18 7:10:00 AM
#59
M3sterybumper posted...
Has he gotten caught yet?


Dont think itll unfold that fast but Ill keep everyone updated.
TopicBiggest upset in sports history?
XxKrebsxX
05/24/18 7:37:11 PM
#48
Giants over Patriots in 07
TopicWhoever said Sony was going to clone the Switch with the ps5. It's possibly true
XxKrebsxX
05/24/18 6:54:27 PM
#30
halomonkey1_3_5 posted...
I was just wondering how Sony would piss away their dominance next gen

now I know how lol


This.

Looks like Ill be getting an Xbox ____ next gen. God damn it. Ive been switching between these two brands every gen. Wish I could stay consistent.
TopicPOLL: Are you happy with your size? *NSFW*
XxKrebsxX
05/24/18 12:32:36 PM
#7
8 inches erect. Im happy. Big enough that girls enjoy and small enough that girls are willing to do anal with me.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 6:30:51 PM
#57
Conflict posted...
Laserion posted...
Why not make a GoFundMe for a car, where he promises that he will pay it all when he has a job?


Who's going to fund it


Ill pitch it to him. Cant hurt.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:57:29 PM
#52
Gheb posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
Gheb posted...
It's not an ideal option but he could Uber/Lyft back and forth to work until he can get himself back on his feet. Obviously that won't be viable for the longer distances but for the shorter distance opportunities it could work as a stop gap.


How is he gonna pay for Uber/Lyft until his first paycheck?

Iphone money


True. But at this point hes better off buying a crap car no?

If he gets away with his ill-gotten gains, it might be worth getting a really cheap car instead.

But otherwise, he might need to borrow some money from some friends to get to his first pay check. Again it's not a great option, but well if poverty was easy to get out of, we wouldn't have people in poverty.

Though speaking of Uber, could he theoretically borrow a car and do Uber while someone doesn't need it. Even if it's at nights?


This is true. Wont be me though. God forbid something happens my insurance wont cover it since Im not the driver.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:52:38 PM
#47
catboy0_0 posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
Gheb posted...
It's not an ideal option but he could Uber/Lyft back and forth to work until he can get himself back on his feet. Obviously that won't be viable for the longer distances but for the shorter distance opportunities it could work as a stop gap.


How is he gonna pay for Uber/Lyft until his first paycheck?

a credit card


Credit is shot when he had the repossession a year ago. No one will give him a credit card.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:48:57 PM
#42
Darklit_Minuet posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
Gheb posted...
It's not an ideal option but he could Uber/Lyft back and forth to work until he can get himself back on his feet. Obviously that won't be viable for the longer distances but for the shorter distance opportunities it could work as a stop gap.


How is he gonna pay for Uber/Lyft until his first paycheck?

Iphone money


True. But at this point hes better off buying a crap car no?
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:46:59 PM
#40
Gheb posted...
It's not an ideal option but he could Uber/Lyft back and forth to work until he can get himself back on his feet. Obviously that won't be viable for the longer distances but for the shorter distance opportunities it could work as a stop gap.


How is he gonna pay for Uber/Lyft until his first paycheck?
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:33:35 PM
#35
eggcorn posted...
Kajagogo posted...
eggcorn posted...
not buying it. tell his dumb ass to bounce on a couch closer to a J-O-B.


Why don't you give him one then?

He's probably never applied? And if he did and I didn't hire him it means he's probably a sex offender. Like did you think before you posted?


What? Hes applied to many local places that he can get to with a bike (no public transportation in our area). He gets job offers of 13-14 an hour in the city which is about a 30-40 minute drive but has absolutely no way of getting there (no public transportation).

He had a clean criminal record. What would you suggest he do? He asks friends (me included) but because of our work schedule we cant help him get back and forth to work. We dont have money to help.

Im curious as to see what youd think up because Ive been trying to think of something as well as him and weve come up with nothing.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:28:57 PM
#31
MedzXVIII posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
GameGodOfAll posted...
How'd he scam them?


He mentioned hed post up offers of selling an iPhone X. Someone was dumb enough to send him $1000 for it. I dont really know the legality here but the person who sent him money is from Georgia - which means its federal since its crossing state lines.

I really hope he covered his tracks but the fact that its a paypal account leads me to believe hes fucked.

I wonder how someone that stupid got $1000


Can you explain why you think hes stupid?
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:27:19 PM
#30
Sariana21 posted...
But..but...why doesn't he just get a job?!

It's really a total mystery that some people can't seem to be employed. /sarcasm

I would say something about how if he were female his options would be vastly different, but that might get me in trouble.


Weve joked about it. We all know if he were an attractive girl instead his situation wouldnt be nearly as shitty.

But thats neither here nor there.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:24:17 PM
#27
WelcomeToNilbog posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
Conflict posted...
Yeah that sounds like a shitty situation all around and I dunno what I'd do if I was dealing with that

It's just that people are only gonna notice the 'scamming' bit and be like "don't care, he's an asshole"


But a year stuck in a rut with no way out Id like to see other peoples integrity hold up.


I don't think the situation of his you described is any kind of excuse for intentionally scamming someone out of thousands of dollars. There is no excuse for that.


Not excusing it. But I can sympathize. Since I know him and can see the daily struggle I can understand why he thinks he needed to resort to scamming to get his life together.

No job hence no car. Cant find employment because no car. Having a family that refuses to help. No public transportation where we live.

I honestly have no fucking clue what Id do.
TopicGonna throw out some hail mary texts to girls I havent talked to in years
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:16:37 PM
#2
Fuck it. If you get ignored its not like you were talking to them anyways.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:15:43 PM
#25
Conflict posted...
Yeah that sounds like a shitty situation all around and I dunno what I'd do if I was dealing with that

It's just that people are only gonna notice the 'scamming' bit and be like "don't care, he's an asshole"


Yeah.

But a year stuck in a rut with no way out Id like to see other peoples integrity hold up.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:11:27 PM
#22
Conflict posted...
Your friend sounded completely sympathetic until he started engaging in scamming

I wonder how CE would've responded if you omitted that bit


Hes not a bad dude. He actively seeks out work but because we live in a suburb with no public transportation he cant find work. He applies to even the shitty minimum wage jobs around but none are ever hiring. He routinely gets called for good jobs in the city but has no way of getting there.

He really is fucked. If I were in his shoes Id be fucking depressed.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:09:22 PM
#21
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
Turtlebread posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...


He will. Hes withdrawing as we speak. Hes set up to more ads like this. His thought process is if he can buy a cheap car all his problems are solved since he can then get a job.


this might be obvious but have you told him that his ideas are shit and will ruin his life


I did yesterday when he asked me what I though. I told him jail was in his future but he didnt listen. What else can I do?


Fully cooperate with authorities.


Not gonna narc on him but if it ever comes to them questioning me (highly unlikely) Im not going to jail for him. If theyre at the point where they can question me about his scamming hes already caught and they wont need me.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:06:35 PM
#17
Turtlebread posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...


He will. Hes withdrawing as we speak. Hes set up to more ads like this. His thought process is if he can buy a cheap car all his problems are solved since he can then get a job.


this might be obvious but have you told him that his ideas are shit and will ruin his life


I did yesterday when he asked me what I though. I told him jail was in his future but he didnt listen. What else can I do?
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:04:26 PM
#13
WelcomeToNilbog posted...
XxKrebsxX posted...
WelcomeToNilbog posted...
If he used paypal to "scam" this person it is highly likely that they will be able to get their funds back by filing a claim. Hopefully he hasn't blown all that money, bc it will definitely come back to bite him in the ass.


He will. Hes withdrawing as we speak. Hes set up to more ads like this. His thought process is if he can buy a cheap car all his problems are solved since he can then get a job.


Your friend sounds like a dumbass. :)


Hes really not. Just super desperate.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:02:55 PM
#9
WelcomeToNilbog posted...
If he used paypal to "scam" this person it is highly likely that they will be able to get their funds back by filing a claim. Hopefully he hasn't blown all that money, bc it will definitely come back to bite him in the ass.


He will. Hes withdrawing as we speak. Hes set up to more ads like this. His thought process is if he can buy a cheap car all his problems are solved since he can then get a job.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:02:02 PM
#8
eggcorn posted...
not buying it. tell his dumb ass to bounce on a couch closer to a J-O-B.


That was his moms answer to everything. Just figure it out! Was her favorite line.

Fun fact - his mom was a county sheriff deputy. She of all people should have seen what desperate people resort to.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 5:00:43 PM
#6
GameGodOfAll posted...
How'd he scam them?


He mentioned hed post up offers of selling an iPhone X. Someone was dumb enough to send him $1000 for it. I dont really know the legality here but the person who sent him money is from Georgia - which means its federal since its crossing state lines.

I really hope he covered his tracks but the fact that its a paypal account leads me to believe hes fucked.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 4:57:25 PM
#3
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
help him


Wish I could. I dont have money to help him get a car and my work hours are so random I cant help him back and forth to work. I really wish I could.
TopicWelp. My friend just committed a felony and will probably go to jail.
XxKrebsxX
05/23/18 4:55:43 PM
#1
Long story short, he lost his job and had his car repod. Hes had many job offers afterwards but due to not having a car and his mom refusing to help, he couldnt actually start employment. With lack of bus routes and all offers of employment being 30+ miles away, he cant get to work if he accepted.

Fast forward to now, a year later, he just scammed someone for $1,000 online. He just sent me a screenshot of him receiving the money on PayPal. He asked me yesterday about this and I told him it was stupid BUT hes desperate.

His mom moved away and hes bouncing around couch to couch from mutual friends. His mother has two cars one of which she doesnt use. She wouldnt even let him use it to get to and from work.

Feels bad man.
TopicWhen I have a daughter, I won't let her date anyone until she's 18
XxKrebsxX
05/22/18 9:54:58 PM
#22
Shell still take it up the ass in highschool to her boyfriend. Nothing you can do to stop it.
TopicDoctor who slipped abortion pill into pregnant GF drink gets 3 years in prison
XxKrebsxX
05/20/18 2:02:53 PM
#25
This guy wins.

Hell be deported to Pakistan where he can practice medicine. He dodged 18 years of financial catastrophe.
TopicMan killed by Vape Pen
XxKrebsxX
05/17/18 12:25:15 AM
#8
Smok-E Mountain?

Smok is a very popular brand that makes quality mods. Theyre gonna get bad publicity because another company (Smok-E) has a similar name that makes shitty products.
TopicGirl helps male friend keep up Snapchat streak, and finds homemade child porn.
XxKrebsxX
05/16/18 4:38:00 PM
#7
Jesus, Id rather get the death penalty. 18 years of age and he wont be out until 58.

Whats the point in life?
TopicMan deer breaks into and vandalizes P & M Communications building
XxKrebsxX
05/15/18 2:16:39 PM
#4
Tried way too hard.
TopicWhat's the worst thing you've done?
XxKrebsxX
05/08/18 9:40:18 PM
#3
Murder
Topicdo you believe you live in the best country in the world?
XxKrebsxX
05/08/18 9:39:40 PM
#21
I live in the USA.

Fuck. No.
TopicWoman arrested in Georgia for driving while Canadian
XxKrebsxX
05/07/18 11:39:55 PM
#3
God damn it.

Why cant I ever find an officer nice enough to give me a 6 figure gift in the form of a settlement?
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