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Topic | Oklahoma family arrested for allowing teen to starve and live in barn. |
slimfizzle2 07/25/18 8:35:43 PM #20 | Fuck them all. I have nothing but love and adoration for my son and would never dream of doing anything to hurt or break his spirt --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Is this kind of porn allowed? >_> |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 9:35:09 PM #40 | EpicKingdom_ posted... masticatingman posted...Possible b7 bro nice knowing you B& --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Saw a stray dog on the streets of Mexico |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 9:11:15 PM #15 | gguirao posted...
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Topic | The average chad gets blasted with limitless stacy pussy. |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 8:00:49 PM #2 | Cotton_Eye_Joe posted... Why do land whales think they have a chance? Dude fat ladies can be a fun lay --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Washington State FEMALE COP is FIRED for being a SHILL for RACISTS!! |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 6:29:47 PM #7 | SSJCAT posted... fuck her Not in the first pic The other 2 well. I'll stick my dick in crazy for you bro. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Are 9/11 jokes acceptable to make yet? |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 6:10:44 PM #13 | RE_expert44 posted... Ray_Dorset posted...RE_expert44 posted...Knock knock Shit. *swallows all the drugs* --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Are 9/11 jokes acceptable to make yet? |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 6:05:14 PM #8 | Who's there? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | can you teach a deaf and blind person to communicate? |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 4:34:07 PM #16 | KJBDEFENDER posted... Flintlock_Staff posted...Helen Keller? Your telling me people that can hear and see can be taught to communicate --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | apparently this is my sister's new social media profile pic... |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 11:54:20 AM #22 | I know bro. Just ruffling your titties a bit. <_< --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | apparently this is my sister's new social media profile pic... |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 11:47:21 AM #15 | NeonOctopus posted... NES4EVER posted...Plot twist: tc painted his toenails and took a pic. The fetishists have been jerkin it to dude feet. >_> Do you complement your guy friends feet when you complement there penises? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Kimberly (Pink Ranger) from the Power Rangers movie is a fine piece of ass. |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 11:45:11 AM #18 | DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted... ssj-kenobi posted...#notmykimberly AmyJo4lyfe *swoons* --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | apparently this is my sister's new social media profile pic... |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 11:42:51 AM #11 | I want my penis between her toes --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | My uncle owned the largest zoo in Georgia. He left me a tiger. |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 10:33:37 AM #6 | Your going to take home his uncle --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | My uncle owned the largest zoo in Georgia. He left me a tiger. |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 10:28:20 AM #4 | I'll buy it's penis for 500 dollars. Make my sex game strong --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Do you believe that Burgess actually just inherited 7 million dollars? |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 10:23:39 AM #3 | Yes I believe he's going shit on a hundred users --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar had that lesbian scene in Cruel Intentions? |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 10:22:16 AM #21 | iClockwork posted... I got my first handy from my babysitters daughter while watching that movie :) --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | My grandpa just died and left me $6.5 million. he was the CEO of Sweet n Low. |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 9:21:15 AM #182 | Sweet --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | What is CE drinking tonite? |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 3:00:14 AM #11 | Tonight nothing. Tomorrow night. Well I have three different flavors of vodka and a bottle of captain Morgan in my freezer that I picked up today. I am looking forward to Sunday funday weee --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Failed Kickstarter pitchman Butch Hartman exposed as a major jerk |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 2:50:59 AM #14 | |
Topic | My life in 5 words |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 2:09:28 AM #3 | Muffinz0rz posted... I shit my pants again! True. That is your life in 5 words --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Its literally past midnight and you're literally alone and posting on CE lmao |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 1:41:05 AM #21 | It's 10:40 and my son is crashed out next to me. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | white girls have da best booty |
slimfizzle2 07/22/18 1:37:23 AM #26 | KobeSystem posted... The cup isn't even on her ass >.> @DocileOrangeCup --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Girl violently gang-raped by 50 men. Police respond by calling her a prostitute. |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 5:37:41 PM #32 | Turbam posted... Good fucking Vishnu Ftfy --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Do girls with a nice big ass look down on girls with small, not so good ass? |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 5:30:52 PM #13 | |
Topic | Why did they give a bat tits? |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 5:28:59 PM #23 | HashtagTartarus posted... Because boobs make my wiener feel funny. And dogs have six of them. Holy shit. It all makes sense now --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | imagine pre ordering mangos because "hey imma be eating some anyway" |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 5:22:33 PM #11 | *looks at hard as rock two week old avocados* I would preorder avocados tho --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Girl violently gang-raped by 50 men. Police respond by calling her a prostitute. |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 4:54:10 PM #21 | UnfairRepresent posted... Two people involved in running the guest house "Guest house" --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Shazam looks so good |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 4:49:33 PM #2 | Damn I was still erect from the Godzilla trailer and now this. My boner just popped a boner Brb --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Why did they give a bat tits? |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 4:32:02 PM #19 | Eve-L posted... I thought this topic was going to be about Batman for some reason. No that was nipples --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Why did they give a bat tits? |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 4:28:54 PM #17 | Lost_All_Senses posted... Aeriis posted...Amy Rose is 12 but has boobs --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Dis is why women enjoy wearing skirts |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 4:08:43 PM #23 | Lost_All_Senses posted... Burgess posted...Lost_All_Senses posted...You ever put your butthole in front of a fan? That's all the data you need --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Dis is why women enjoy wearing skirts |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 4:04:02 PM #20 | ImTheMacheteGuy posted... Vegy posted nudes of herself? A plethora of nipples --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | So...this is the power of Antifa |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 4:02:18 PM #10 | Kaiganeer posted... h-he's fast! Woah that's snails fast --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | I wish I could talk to dogs |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 2:33:35 PM #13 | SSJCAT posted... and all of my pets pretty much say that stuff to me anyway Your pets talk to you in English. My damn cat only speaks Swahili --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | How liberals seek to erase Christian culture: an anecdote |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 2:30:36 PM #159 | Bass_X0 posted... Smashingpmkns posted...What a dumb topic. Also, Christians must have loved all of those men kissing men scenes in Shakespeare's plays. Cause being a cisgender black female was seen as to progressive --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | I wish I could talk to dogs |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 2:25:32 PM #11 | Do I smell peanut butter. *lifts head* I do. No please no *fkees* --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | why did you delete that topic error |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 12:25:09 PM #3 | Which one? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | wtf am i supposed to do if my badass gaming computer breaks down? |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 12:23:53 PM #7 | sauceje posted... Its not rocket science. What if he turns it on and it launches into orbit? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | the Duck Boat tours need to be banned |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 12:21:10 PM #25 | Ah. Much obliged --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | How many fingers are you comfortable with using? |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 12:17:23 PM #5 | I can get my whole hand in there. So 4 and a thumb --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | the Duck Boat tours need to be banned |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 12:15:20 PM #23 | What the fuck is a duck boat? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Man who is everyone's favorite US President of your lifetimes? |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 11:54:26 AM #12 | Jimmy Carter --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | There was this big social event on the edge of my town today. |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 11:52:06 AM #6 | SSJCAT posted... MeIon Bread posted...I saw this girl who looked about 14, possibly 13, who was walking with her friend to the event, and she had a D-cup chest. Pretty disturbing. Back when I was that age, all the girls I knew pretty much had B-cups. What the fuck brah? --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | I've noticed Coca-Cola is costing more than pepsi.... |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 11:50:21 AM #10 | NibeIungsnarf posted... Lmao @ buying bottled coke. Enjoy your gross plastic taste. Right. I buy my coke in baggies. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | How liberals seek to erase Christian culture: an anecdote |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 11:48:02 AM #149 | |
Topic | How liberals seek to erase Christian culture: an anecdote |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 11:06:26 AM #145 | creativerealms posted... Oh the irony, you know if there was a wedding in a Shakespeare play back in his day it would be two men getting married as all the roles were played by men. Oh Lord. Men marrying men. I'm getting me the vapors. *fans self* --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | How liberals seek to erase Christian culture: an anecdote |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 10:13:15 AM #107 | KhanJohnny posted... Smashingpmkns posted...What a dumb topic. Also, Christians must have loved all of those men kissing men scenes in Shakespeare's plays. But you just said he was secretly Catholic. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Fuck GameStop and I hope they die |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 9:44:13 AM #8 | whitelytning posted... Sounds like you made a bad purchase and don't want to accept blame. Thats a bingo --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | this girl invited me in and there was huge shit remnants in her toilet |
slimfizzle2 07/21/18 9:36:25 AM #6 | Spoilers: --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
Topic | Married man is busted with FIFTY EIGHT Terabytes of child pornography. |
slimfizzle2 07/20/18 9:47:15 PM #29 | glitteringfairy posted... E32005 posted...Malcrasternus posted...Imagine how dead inside the guy tasked with sifting through all of it must be. Yeah. They kinda have to on the chance they can find missing kids or identify the assholes who are hurting the kids --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! |
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