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TopicOklahoma family arrested for allowing teen to starve and live in barn.
slimfizzle2
07/25/18 8:35:43 PM
#20
Fuck them all. I have nothing but love and adoration for my son and would never dream of doing anything to hurt or break his spirt
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicIs this kind of porn allowed? >_>
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 9:35:09 PM
#40
EpicKingdom_ posted...
masticatingman posted...
Possible b7 bro nice knowing you


wtf is b7

B&
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicSaw a stray dog on the streets of Mexico
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 9:11:15 PM
#15
gguirao posted...
That wasn't a dog. It was a sewer rather, and it had rabies.

rather
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicThe average chad gets blasted with limitless stacy pussy.
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 8:00:49 PM
#2
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Why do land whales think they have a chance?

Dude fat ladies can be a fun lay
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TopicWashington State FEMALE COP is FIRED for being a SHILL for RACISTS!!
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 6:29:47 PM
#7
SSJCAT posted...
fuck her

Not in the first pic

The other 2 well. I'll stick my dick in crazy for you bro.
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TopicAre 9/11 jokes acceptable to make yet?
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 6:10:44 PM
#13
RE_expert44 posted...
Ray_Dorset posted...
RE_expert44 posted...
Knock knock


who's there

9/11

Shit.

*swallows all the drugs*
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TopicAre 9/11 jokes acceptable to make yet?
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 6:05:14 PM
#8
Who's there?
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Topiccan you teach a deaf and blind person to communicate?
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 4:34:07 PM
#16
KJBDEFENDER posted...
Flintlock_Staff posted...
Helen Keller?

You beat me to it. TC, Google Helen Keller. Even people WITH sight and hearing can learn.

Your telling me people that can hear and see can be taught to communicate
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Topicapparently this is my sister's new social media profile pic...
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 11:54:20 AM
#22
I know bro. Just ruffling your titties a bit.

<_<
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Topicapparently this is my sister's new social media profile pic...
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 11:47:21 AM
#15
NeonOctopus posted...
NES4EVER posted...
Plot twist: tc painted his toenails and took a pic. The fetishists have been jerkin it to dude feet.

Hot feet are hot feet.

>_>

Do you complement your guy friends feet when you complement there penises?
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TopicKimberly (Pink Ranger) from the Power Rangers movie is a fine piece of ass.
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 11:45:11 AM
#18
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
ssj-kenobi posted...
#notmykimberly

AmyJo4ever

ssj-kenobi posted...
Going_Deep_08 posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
Amy Jo is hotter.

Right now?

yes

And she has a kid, so she's legitimately a MILF.

AmyJo4lyfe

*swoons*
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Topicapparently this is my sister's new social media profile pic...
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 11:42:51 AM
#11
I want my penis between her toes
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TopicMy uncle owned the largest zoo in Georgia. He left me a tiger.
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 10:33:37 AM
#6
Your going to take home his uncle
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TopicMy uncle owned the largest zoo in Georgia. He left me a tiger.
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 10:28:20 AM
#4
I'll buy it's penis for 500 dollars.

Make my sex game strong
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TopicDo you believe that Burgess actually just inherited 7 million dollars?
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 10:23:39 AM
#3
Yes I believe he's going shit on a hundred users
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicRemember when Sarah Michelle Gellar had that lesbian scene in Cruel Intentions?
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 10:22:16 AM
#21
iClockwork posted...
I got my first handy from my babysitters daughter while watching that movie :)


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TopicMy grandpa just died and left me $6.5 million. he was the CEO of Sweet n Low.
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 9:21:15 AM
#182
Sweet
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TopicWhat is CE drinking tonite?
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 3:00:14 AM
#11
Tonight nothing. Tomorrow night. Well I have three different flavors of vodka and a bottle of captain Morgan in my freezer that I picked up today. I am looking forward to Sunday funday weee
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TopicFailed Kickstarter pitchman Butch Hartman exposed as a major jerk
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 2:50:59 AM
#14
dib153 posted...
Soavador dahli

Btq6DJW
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TopicMy life in 5 words
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 2:09:28 AM
#3
Muffinz0rz posted...
I shit my pants again!


True. That is your life in 5 words
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TopicIts literally past midnight and you're literally alone and posting on CE lmao
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 1:41:05 AM
#21
It's 10:40 and my son is crashed out next to me.
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Topicwhite girls have da best booty
slimfizzle2
07/22/18 1:37:23 AM
#26
KobeSystem posted...
The cup isn't even on her ass >.>

@DocileOrangeCup
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TopicGirl violently gang-raped by 50 men. Police respond by calling her a prostitute.
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 5:37:41 PM
#32
Turbam posted...
Good fucking Vishnu


Ftfy
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TopicDo girls with a nice big ass look down on girls with small, not so good ass?
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 5:30:52 PM
#13
V-E-G-Y- posted...
FirmDangerousAurochs

Ass not found
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TopicWhy did they give a bat tits?
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 5:28:59 PM
#23
HashtagTartarus posted...
Because boobs make my wiener feel funny.

And dogs have six of them.



Holy shit. It all makes sense now
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
Topicimagine pre ordering mangos because "hey imma be eating some anyway"
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 5:22:33 PM
#11
*looks at hard as rock two week old avocados*

I would preorder avocados tho
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicGirl violently gang-raped by 50 men. Police respond by calling her a prostitute.
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 4:54:10 PM
#21
UnfairRepresent posted...
Two people involved in running the guest house

"Guest house"
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicShazam looks so good
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 4:49:33 PM
#2
Damn I was still erect from the Godzilla trailer and now this.

My boner just popped a boner

Brb
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicWhy did they give a bat tits?
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 4:32:02 PM
#19
Eve-L posted...
I thought this topic was going to be about Batman for some reason.

No that was nipples
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicWhy did they give a bat tits?
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 4:28:54 PM
#17
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Aeriis posted...
Amy Rose is 12 but has boobs

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sega/images/7/74/Amy_Rose.png/revision/latest?cb=20140906223152




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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicDis is why women enjoy wearing skirts
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 4:08:43 PM
#23
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Burgess posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
You ever put your butthole in front of a fan? That's all the data you need


You can smell the ocean




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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicDis is why women enjoy wearing skirts
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 4:04:02 PM
#20
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Vegy posted nudes of herself?

A plethora of nipples
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicSo...this is the power of Antifa
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 4:02:18 PM
#10
Kaiganeer posted...
h-he's fast!

Woah that's snails fast
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicI wish I could talk to dogs
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 2:33:35 PM
#13
SSJCAT posted...
and all of my pets pretty much say that stuff to me anyway

Your pets talk to you in English.

My damn cat only speaks Swahili
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicHow liberals seek to erase Christian culture: an anecdote
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 2:30:36 PM
#159
Bass_X0 posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
What a dumb topic. Also, Christians must have loved all of those men kissing men scenes in Shakespeare's plays.


Why does Juliet have to be a cisgender white female?

Cause being a cisgender black female was seen as to progressive
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicI wish I could talk to dogs
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 2:25:32 PM
#11
Do I smell peanut butter.

*lifts head*

I do.

No please no

*fkees*
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Topicwhy did you delete that topic error
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 12:25:09 PM
#3
Which one?
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Topicwtf am i supposed to do if my badass gaming computer breaks down?
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 12:23:53 PM
#7
sauceje posted...
Its not rocket science.

What if he turns it on and it launches into orbit?
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
Topicthe Duck Boat tours need to be banned
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 12:21:10 PM
#25
Ah. Much obliged
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TopicHow many fingers are you comfortable with using?
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 12:17:23 PM
#5
I can get my whole hand in there. So 4 and a thumb
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
Topicthe Duck Boat tours need to be banned
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 12:15:20 PM
#23
What the fuck is a duck boat?
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TopicMan who is everyone's favorite US President of your lifetimes?
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 11:54:26 AM
#12
Jimmy Carter
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicThere was this big social event on the edge of my town today.
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 11:52:06 AM
#6
SSJCAT posted...
MeIon Bread posted...
I saw this girl who looked about 14, possibly 13, who was walking with her friend to the event, and she had a D-cup chest. Pretty disturbing. Back when I was that age, all the girls I knew pretty much had B-cups.

what the fuck dude?

What the fuck brah?
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
TopicI've noticed Coca-Cola is costing more than pepsi....
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 11:50:21 AM
#10
NibeIungsnarf posted...
Lmao @ buying bottled coke. Enjoy your gross plastic taste.

Right. I buy my coke in baggies.
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TopicHow liberals seek to erase Christian culture: an anecdote
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 11:48:02 AM
#149
Error1355 posted...
I think they should have had a turtle play the priest.

Imagine a cute little turtle in a priest outfit marrying someone.

Edit: Though it has to be a male turtle. Remember that.

ZPfZ2JI
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TopicHow liberals seek to erase Christian culture: an anecdote
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 11:06:26 AM
#145
creativerealms posted...
Oh the irony, you know if there was a wedding in a Shakespeare play back in his day it would be two men getting married as all the roles were played by men.

Oh Lord. Men marrying men. I'm getting me the vapors.

*fans self*
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TopicHow liberals seek to erase Christian culture: an anecdote
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 10:13:15 AM
#107
KhanJohnny posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
What a dumb topic. Also, Christians must have loved all of those men kissing men scenes in Shakespeare's plays.

You do know Shakespeare and his entire audience were Christians, right?

But you just said he was secretly Catholic.


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TopicFuck GameStop and I hope they die
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 9:44:13 AM
#8
whitelytning posted...
Sounds like you made a bad purchase and don't want to accept blame.

Thats a bingo
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
Topicthis girl invited me in and there was huge shit remnants in her toilet
slimfizzle2
07/21/18 9:36:25 AM
#6
Spoilers: The huge shit came from inside the house
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TopicMarried man is busted with FIFTY EIGHT Terabytes of child pornography.
slimfizzle2
07/20/18 9:47:15 PM
#29
glitteringfairy posted...
E32005 posted...
Malcrasternus posted...
Imagine how dead inside the guy tasked with sifting through all of it must be.

Though hopefully they don't have to, and just charge him accordingly by the amount.

i seriously doubt they go through every photo.

just enough to get the conviction

They should go through it so they could possibly identify missing children or the like

Yeah. They kinda have to on the chance they can find missing kids or identify the assholes who are hurting the kids
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