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TopicDamn nature, you scary! general topic
stoltenberg11
11/06/18 10:38:39 PM
#340
Tyranthraxus posted...
This isn't anywhere near as awful as some of the other stuff posted but if I saw this I'd probably be freaked the fuck out way worse.

Anyway it's a deer that got stuck in a tree by its antlers while running from a forest fire.

0nW6SxQ

how tho? did it jump up there while running backwards?
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TopicDamn nature, you scary! general topic
stoltenberg11
10/20/18 11:48:23 PM
#324
damn brutal af
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TopicDamn nature, you scary! general topic
stoltenberg11
09/17/18 8:09:17 PM
#291
IHeartRadiation posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
Aw poor cat. They shoulda saved it


How is anyone doing anything to that bird without getting clawed up or arrested?

Gloves and sticks. Dunno why anyone would get arrested
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TopicDamn nature, you scary! general topic
stoltenberg11
09/16/18 11:09:26 PM
#288
Aw poor cat. They shoulda saved it
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TopicMy win rate on DVa FINALLY went up by 1%
stoltenberg11
07/22/18 12:16:20 AM
#3
Reaper ults are so sweet to eat, especially since they usually telegraph it so much
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Topicwhite girls have da best booty
stoltenberg11
07/22/18 12:14:05 AM
#13
PIITB415 posted...
bob742omb posted...
cellulite


Virgin alert

Virgin alert
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TopicUniversally loved songs that you dislike?
stoltenberg11
07/14/18 10:59:33 PM
#85
Back in Black. Kinda surprised no one has said this yet.

Also I don't really hate Don't Stop Believin but I sigh every time I hear it outside of when I want to actually listen to it. Easily the most overplayed song imo.
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TopicCE, my friend's being unfair and I'm going to confront her. Advice?
stoltenberg11
07/07/18 6:56:27 PM
#8
what's the consensus CE, is this a "this happened" topic or what
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Topicwhich girl would you rather bang?
stoltenberg11
06/28/18 1:32:57 AM
#17
Ella looks like she is secretly wild in bed. Rachel is hot as fuck but I bet she's not as fun

itachi15243 posted...
Actually I change my answer to girl A after more research.

elaborate
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Topicwhat Pokemon should take my last slot in Emerald
stoltenberg11
06/27/18 11:12:51 PM
#8
Feebas
Trapinch
Bagon
Beldum
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TopicWhy does this girl look so familiar
stoltenberg11
06/27/18 10:22:17 PM
#3
https://www.instagram.com/violetstclaire/
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TopicYou're not allowed to dislike TLJ
stoltenberg11
06/27/18 6:18:35 PM
#9
Well that 'article' sure told us huh
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Topicpenis is my favorite form of genital
stoltenberg11
06/27/18 6:03:42 PM
#47
Harpie_ posted...

welp that went from 0-100 real fast

no it was really more of 90 to 100
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TopicWhy is Arkansas pronounced Arkan-saw and not R-Kansas
stoltenberg11
06/27/18 3:29:41 PM
#2
because those rednecks can't spell or read
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Topicbout to get laid
stoltenberg11
06/24/18 3:04:23 AM
#18
BloodyNate posted...
idk where shed put it.

they actually have female condoms. they sound uncomfortable and like they would kill the mood rather quickly though
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Topicare the south park games any good?
stoltenberg11
06/24/18 12:45:04 AM
#11
If you like QTEs and turn-based combat then yes
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TopicElder Scrolls flopic
stoltenberg11
06/23/18 8:32:53 PM
#23
Can you imagine playing an Argonian voiced by Matt Mercer
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TopicShould the United States get rid of the Electoral College?
stoltenberg11
06/23/18 2:15:28 PM
#78
Why are people still arguing with this y2j person when it's clear they don't even know what they're talking about
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TopicWhat are some things that scared you in games as a kid?
stoltenberg11
06/23/18 1:00:35 AM
#25
oh shit i forgot about the eel. fuck that guy
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TopicWhat are some things that scared you in games as a kid?
stoltenberg11
06/23/18 12:39:31 AM
#18
The music from boo's mansion level in SM64
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Topic20 Questions- Guess what movie I'm watching (my favorite movie)
stoltenberg11
06/22/18 11:35:08 PM
#24
Does it take place in the pacific time zone?
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Topic20 Questions- Guess what movie I'm watching (my favorite movie)
stoltenberg11
06/22/18 11:32:17 PM
#21
Step Brothers
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TopicBest Game of Thrones character
stoltenberg11
06/20/18 9:28:28 PM
#23
No Tywin no vote
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TopicThis freaking nightmare fish literally swims in local lakes where I live
stoltenberg11
06/20/18 12:38:30 PM
#15
Asherlee10 posted...
Neat! We have brain-eating amoebas in ours.

Yeah ol nagleria fowleri is way worse than alligator gars. you should leave gars alive so they can help stem the tide of asian carp that's slowly taking over our rivers
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TopicIs there any tv show worse than Drunk History
stoltenberg11
06/19/18 9:49:48 PM
#8
Hayame Zero posted...
Funny story: the head of my group project for History class pitched that to the professor. He wanted to get legitimately drunk and talk about history while we acted it out.

He was also nearly 30.

Was this before or after the show came out?
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TopicWhy did loyalty die out in the NBA?
stoltenberg11
06/19/18 9:20:43 PM
#10
The Celtics did it before Lebron
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TopicFavorite Overwatch hero?
stoltenberg11
06/19/18 9:19:33 PM
#20
D.Va, Sombra, Zenyatta, Soldier 76
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TopicStreet workers in India intentionally bury a dog alive in molten tar
stoltenberg11
06/19/18 6:29:42 PM
#28
Why did the dog not wake up and move? I've never met a dog so inattentive to its surroundings that it would sleep right up to the point it was being covered in molten tar.
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TopicXXXTentacion had a nice booty
stoltenberg11
06/19/18 5:33:14 PM
#18
Asherlee10 posted...
The boxers and pants below his ass as a 'trend' is just silly.

especially when he actually has the butt to hold his pants up without a belt
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TopicThis 25 y/o Girl is BEGGING a Nice Guy on TINDER to PAY her BILLS!! Worth it??
stoltenberg11
06/18/18 10:03:17 PM
#5
Full Throttle posted...
knight and shining armour

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TopicA girl I hooked up with several years ago posted pics of her in Texas at fucking
stoltenberg11
06/18/18 8:32:26 PM
#10
what exactly is 'hooking up' to you then
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TopicWhich state is the worst? Ohio, Texas, Florida?
stoltenberg11
06/18/18 8:24:15 PM
#13
Of those 3 it has to be Ohio
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TopicA girl I hooked up with several years ago posted pics of her in Texas at fucking
stoltenberg11
06/18/18 12:10:48 AM
#8
stealth ive had sex topic
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Topicyou're a white male
stoltenberg11
06/17/18 6:42:17 PM
#12
I wonder if those people thought they would be participating in a rational and reasonable conversation when they decided to show up to this place
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Topicarmpit hair on a woman?
stoltenberg11
06/17/18 3:32:47 PM
#23
I don't mind stubble. Never been a fan of a full armpit bush but I probably wouldn't care if it was winter.
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TopicBest fathers in fiction?
stoltenberg11
06/17/18 12:38:00 PM
#31
Correct_Facts posted...
Tywin Lannister

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TopicThis New York ASIAN Girl is MOCKED because of her ENGAGEMENT RING!! Is it Bad??
stoltenberg11
06/17/18 2:06:50 AM
#11
It's a commitment ring. She's committing to losing enough weight so that it fits.
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TopicWho do think will win football worldcup?
stoltenberg11
06/16/18 11:47:03 AM
#18
Pitlord_Special posted...
Deutschland

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TopicHere we go again. Stars blame sexism on Ocean's 8 lukewarm reviews
stoltenberg11
06/16/18 11:21:09 AM
#54
scar the 1 posted...
Regardless of the reviews, it's quite a fair point that white men make up 80% of the critics, no?

Meh maybe. If it's such a problem though people should try to get some women into critiquing instead of always using ''white men critics' as one of their fall-back excuses when a movie doesn't get good reviews.
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TopicMay have to go to prison for a while...
stoltenberg11
06/16/18 11:11:55 AM
#48
Monolith1676 posted...
Simple assault with no injuries will not send someone to prison. That is a misdo and you would only do a yearvin county jail.

lol only a year in county jail
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TopicWould you crucify a friend who told you he slept with a girl 2 weeks off legal?
stoltenberg11
06/16/18 11:01:27 AM
#14
I'd like to think a bunch of people in here are joking but it's ce so who knows
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TopicFavourite Will Smith quote?
stoltenberg11
06/15/18 12:14:19 AM
#18
Touch posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
"Welcome to Earf!"

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TopicRate this video game genre: FPS
stoltenberg11
06/13/18 10:57:13 PM
#30
9/10. Probably the smoothest gameplay experience in gaming. Good games have good story modes, bad games don't. The genre can stagnate sometimes but it's in a healthy place right now imo.
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TopicHalo Infinite is a sequel, going back to old artstyle due to backlash
stoltenberg11
06/10/18 7:38:22 PM
#23
I don't really see what they do with the story to make it interesting. I thought most of the campaign and related stuff in 4 was pretty cool but 5 was just weird, especially with that choose your side thing that ended up not mattering at all.

They had set up some good stuff with 4: interesting lore with the forerunners/prometheans and how they came to exist and how it all tied in with the flood The prometheans were frustrating to fight but were worthy enemies that brought a lot of cool new weapons. The magnitude of the threat presented with the Didact and other possible forerunner enemies felt increased in scale from the previous trilogy without feeling over-the-top. I thought the 4 campaign ended in an interesting place too with the Didact zapping that city and turning a bunch of people into prometheans, but 5 never did anything with that. And like others said the stuff that happened in the spartan ops set up more interesting possibilities with the campaign and 5 mostly threw all of that away in favor of the Cortana rampancy story which was just meh.
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TopicIs it unprofessional to show up to work, just to use the bathroom first thing?
stoltenberg11
06/08/18 1:40:32 AM
#2
meh who cares? companies dont pay employees enough anyway
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TopicWhich Marvel Character would you rather see have a solo movie
stoltenberg11
06/07/18 11:02:06 PM
#16
I don't remember how Falcon became an Avenger but I feel like it was probably mentioned in one of the other movies. Still, he could get some sort of side movie that could be interesting; showing him standing on his own.

Scarlett Witch's progression as an Avenger has been shown pretty well in the existing movies I think and I don't see a lot of potential for a stand-alone movie for her.

Black Widow is the most unknown to me, so an origin movie or something else for her seems the most possible of these 3.
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TopicHow bad is your daily work commute?
stoltenberg11
06/07/18 6:00:13 PM
#21
Vol2tex posted...
About 1.5 hours each way.

wot
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TopicSmall dog taunted crocodile for ten years, finally gets eaten.
stoltenberg11
06/07/18 3:47:55 PM
#9
Reis posted...
Only in Australia

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