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| Topic | Do straight women and gay men actually enjoy sucking dick? |
| synth_real 07/22/18 3:25:38 PM #44 | Lost_All_Senses posted... synth_real posted...I love it and have my tongue pierced just for that purpose. I don't even expect any reciprocation for it I don't suppose you live in Canada, do you? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do straight women and gay men actually enjoy sucking dick? |
| synth_real 07/22/18 3:04:51 PM #37 | I love it and have my tongue pierced just for that purpose. I don't even expect any reciprocation for it --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If your son could have super-powers, would you want him to? |
| synth_real 07/22/18 12:07:36 PM #9 | UnfairRepresent posted... is great at blowing people So like father, like son? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Without naming the video game, what's the one quote that would give it away? |
| synth_real 07/19/18 6:37:05 PM #144 | You're a queer fellow --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | pinky's topic convinced me to buy lecithin supplements |
| synth_real 07/18/18 9:19:39 PM #14 | EpicMickeyDrew posted... Doesn't zinc do the same thing Take both at the same time --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $1,000 or the ability to fart willingly |
| synth_real 07/18/18 7:07:20 PM #12 | DarthGravid posted... Fart power, easy choice. For IRL trolling. Never mind that, I could fart loudly enough to literally kill people and destroy buildings. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $1,000 or the ability to fart willingly |
| synth_real 07/18/18 7:04:14 PM #10 | Touch posted... synth_real posted...Touch posted...The ability to fart whenever you please. You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell. I already take that risk when I fart in public anyway. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $1,000 or the ability to fart willingly |
| synth_real 07/18/18 6:55:01 PM #7 | Touch posted... The ability to fart whenever you please. You can control the intensity, length, noise, smell. Is there any limitations to this ability? Could I rip a 140 dB fart without rupturing my butthole? Could I fill an entire warehouse with flammable gas? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | These are possibly the 25 hardest fiction books of all time. |
| synth_real 07/15/18 1:03:12 PM #2 | I'm currently rereading The Name Of The Rose. I don't find it that difficult, but then again I read Nietzsche for fun --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Make the baseball season 82 games like NBA/NHL. |
| synth_real 07/15/18 12:56:12 PM #15 | EffectAndCause posted... No longer allow basemen to shift position to crowd the side a batter is likely to hit to. This is why the league batting average is the worst its been in 40 years. Once more guys start practicing bunting to the opposite side, the effectiveness of the shift will diminish --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | everybody wants to make $500/day until you make $500/day and you need $1,000/day |
| synth_real 07/14/18 9:26:16 PM #16 | I make that much in a week working full time. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Y'all still know how to summon that Pojr fella? |
| synth_real 07/14/18 7:47:30 PM #15 | p --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I just had to evict my oldest and most prosperous spider tenant. |
| synth_real 07/14/18 7:45:48 PM #2 | My shower spider recently had babies. I think a bunch of them got eaten by the toilet spider. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Mookie Betts single handedly shits on all other baseball teams. |
| synth_real 07/13/18 11:27:55 PM #3 | Looks like he's wiping off some Blue Jay shit tonight --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | They say a man should always dress for the job he wants... |
| synth_real 07/13/18 6:19:39 AM #4 | I tried doing that once. My coworkers did not appreciate my g-string at all. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | England is the new Canada |
| synth_real 07/11/18 6:57:43 PM #13 | sktgamer_13dude posted... CrimsonRage posted...why is it called a World Series if only one country plays in it Yu Darvish pitched in last year's World Series. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How do you feel about The Dark Side of The Moon? |
| synth_real 07/10/18 6:49:22 PM #26 | Bad_Mojo posted... Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain Just reading those lines gives me goosebumps (because I fucking love the guitar solo that comes immediately after) --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | So I'm gonna start playing Fallout New Vegas |
| synth_real 07/07/18 9:12:08 PM #12 | Put points into lockpicking and speech. Lots of good loot behind locked doors and in locked containers, and plenty of speech checks. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Remember the Road Rash games? |
| synth_real 07/07/18 12:46:16 AM #27 | I played the first one a bunch on PC. I loved kicking the motorcycle cops and the other riders into oncoming traffic, so much more effective than punching them. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Why even have anal sex? |
| synth_real 07/05/18 8:23:44 PM #18 | Butthole is best hole. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Dawkins put out new video. Some woman is calling him and wants to beat him up. |
| synth_real 07/02/18 5:04:43 PM #41 | Maybe this is a fight he can finally win. Maybe. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If there's a traffic accident making you late to work, is that your fault? |
| synth_real 07/01/18 6:29:21 PM #15 | A lot of bosses wouldn't care if Godzilla was eating cars on the freeway. I worked at a place where guys who lived out in the country got in shit for missing work because horrible snowstorms closed down the highway into town. Nothing they can do about it when the police are out there turning people around and the sideroads are buried. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | could a samurai with a katana beat a european knight? |
| synth_real 07/01/18 6:21:58 PM #53 | SpinKirby posted... ModLogic posted...https://imgur.com/b7IS7Ti Samurai parried by deflecting the blade away from them, not by clanging swords together dead-on like that. Still, that technique probably wouldn't be so effective against a heavier European longsword, and heavy metal armour and a shield would give them major problems. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What goes through your mind when you see or hear the word "backdoor"? |
| synth_real 06/30/18 8:32:02 PM #27 | TheAnthraxBunny posted... synth_real posted...TheAnthraxBunny posted...The Doors, who likely meant it in a sexual way. The original version of the song also sounds significantly different from The Doors version, but it's Howlin' Wolf so it's still awesome. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | More games need to eliminate "save anywhere" feature like Dark Souls |
| synth_real 06/30/18 1:03:37 PM #21 | Smashingpmkns posted... I always felt that way of saving was an artificial challenge. It's more of a nuisance than anything and it's not really rewarding. The counter-argument is that it prevents save-scumming, which is even more unrewarding. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If you had to represent your country with one meal... |
| synth_real 06/30/18 1:01:21 PM #6 | A good piece of pickerel cooked over a fire. My favourite kind of fish to eat, and a way better choice than poutine. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | CE, I just realized I haven't showered in the last week |
| synth_real 06/30/18 12:07:04 PM #8 | When was the last time you went outside? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Poll: Are you comfortable being in the nude around your friends? |
| synth_real 06/29/18 2:22:44 PM #44 | I'm perfectly comfortable with it. They're not. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What goes through your mind when you see or hear the word "backdoor"? |
| synth_real 06/28/18 7:56:52 PM #20 | TheAnthraxBunny posted... The Doors, who likely meant it in a sexual way. Back Door Man was actually originally a Howlin' Wolf song. In his time, a back door man was a guy who was having an affair with a married woman, who would often use the back door of the house trying to be discreet. Even back then, however, the anal sex implication of the term would not have been lost on the audience, especially considering it was a good way for the man to avoid getting her pregnant. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | So even Infinity War couldn't beat Avatar? |
| synth_real 06/27/18 9:03:40 PM #10 | At the time, Avatar was the movie to go see in 3D. I'd go so far as to say that it made 3D movies popular. It's not nearly as good to watch it on a TV screen. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $73 or everyone in the world gets a delicious slice of cake |
| synth_real 06/27/18 7:35:58 PM #33 | If everyone gets cake, that means I do too. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast |
| synth_real 06/26/18 7:22:46 PM #20 | I hope you've invested in strong mouthwash --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | New Vegas Deathclaws |
| synth_real 06/24/18 10:19:20 PM #8 | Regular deathclaws have 15 DT and 500 health. I took Cowboy, a VATS build, and the Medicine Stick loaded with SWCs and the only time deathclaws gave me trouble was at the Deathclaw Promontory. I laid down a shitload of mines to deal with those ones. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | why do kids fight in high school publicly? |
| synth_real 06/24/18 8:44:35 PM #22 | knuxnole posted... KStateKing17 posted...knuxnole posted...KStateKing17 posted...knuxnole posted...TheVipaGTS posted...Two reasons: I wouldn't extend your experience in that regard to others. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What would YOU do with all 6 Infinity Stones? |
| synth_real 06/23/18 5:52:49 PM #32 | I'd see the universe, and when I got bored of that, I'd create my own galaxy. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | A guy I used to work with got crushed at work today. |
| synth_real 06/23/18 1:36:45 PM #14 | If a multi-ton piece of a machine comes loose and crushes someone, that is absolutely negligence on the part of the company. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I'm quite drunk right now. Recommend me some bluegrass music |
| synth_real 06/23/18 1:08:23 PM #4 | Not 100% pure bluegrass, but still fun as hell  --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Recommend me some old Western movies |
| synth_real 06/23/18 1:07:34 PM #41 | PrettyBoyFloyd posted... I assume you've seen Once Upon A Time In America too ? No, actually, I never really got into the gangster movies, beyond The Godfather and Goodfellas. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Recommend me some old Western movies |
| synth_real 06/23/18 12:31:19 AM #39 | PrettyBoyFloyd posted... Have you seen The Outlaw Josey Wales ? Dyin' ain't much of a living. I'm slightly disappointed nobody has mentioned Once Upon A Time In The West, even though I already said I've seen Sergio Leone's westerns. My favourite in the genre. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Recommend me some old Western movies |
| synth_real 06/22/18 9:55:37 PM #33 | Just finished watching Shane. I already knew of it before, just never got around to watching it until now. Good movie, I like westerns that build up tension with a good plot. Got any more good John Wayne recs? The Searchers is next on my list to watch, even though I've probably already seen it when I was a kid, I just can't remember it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Recommend me some old Western movies |
| synth_real 06/22/18 7:36:27 PM #25 | Uncle_Drew posted... synth_real posted...I've seen at least most Eastwood westerns. Aw hell no. Don't get me wrong, I love Eastwood, but there's so much more to the genre than just the spaghetti westerns. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Recommend me some old Western movies |
| synth_real 06/22/18 2:07:03 PM #18 | Now this topic is getting good. Bonus points for black and white movies. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Recommend me some old Western movies |
| synth_real 06/21/18 9:10:48 PM #14 | MrResetti posted... What are the ones where Clint Eastwood is a ghost or something Sounds like High Plains Drifter to me. I've seen at least most Eastwood westerns. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Recommend me some old Western movies |
| synth_real 06/21/18 8:57:12 PM #5 | Come on CE, your movie game is seriously weak --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Recommend me some old Western movies |
| synth_real 06/21/18 7:40:25 PM #1 | I've already seen Sergio Leone's movies, along with Magnificent Seven, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, and Rio Bravo. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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