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| Topic | Millennials have now killed... canned tuna and can openers |
| TheOnionKnight 12/06/18 4:44:22 PM #70 | @spanky1 That's why I called you in here! You need to stock up before the industry buckles! Build a bunker. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Millennials have now killed... canned tuna and can openers |
| TheOnionKnight 12/05/18 10:24:37 PM #64 | |
| Topic | What is the highest number of playthroughs you have done of any game? |
| TheOnionKnight 12/04/18 9:20:11 AM #70 | Tetris so many times --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Oregon stoners aren't happy enough with weed, want to legalize mushrooms next. |
| TheOnionKnight 12/02/18 10:15:42 AM #12 | Mushrooms should 100% be legal. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Second man killed by train while placing flowers to honor the previous victim. |
| TheOnionKnight 11/29/18 1:01:21 PM #67 | Sounds like suicide. Depressed about the first death, and decided to go the same way. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | What is it like living in Houston, TX? Are there a lot of Asians living there? |
| TheOnionKnight 11/29/18 12:15:41 PM #22 | |
| Topic | Look at this magnificent beast. |
| TheOnionKnight 11/27/18 3:23:45 PM #16 | oh my --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | With each passing day I get more depressed. |
| TheOnionKnight 11/17/18 2:45:09 PM #10 | |
| Topic | Some women have what is called a "castration fetish" |
| TheOnionKnight 11/16/18 10:41:18 PM #55 | |
| Topic | Some women have what is called a "castration fetish" |
| TheOnionKnight 11/16/18 10:09:23 PM #53 | Nullos are a thing. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | $42,000 but you have explosive orgasms everytime you hear the word 'because' |
| TheOnionKnight 11/14/18 3:07:29 PM #12 | There's a real condition that makes people orgasm uncontrollably/spontaneously. I forget what it's called. Makes your life a living hell. I remember seeing some documentary with a person talking about how it happened to them like five times during one of their parent's funerals. It was depressing. Like you can't even grieve, your body just constantly sabotages you at the worst moments in your life. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | ''Frankly my dear I don't give a damn'' was the original ''Begone thot''. |
| TheOnionKnight 11/05/18 2:55:46 PM #6 | He doesn't want the girl in Gone with the Wind when he says that. He's already been married to her for years and he's finally done with her. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | 1:30 am should I go out for a night walk? I'm not sober. |
| TheOnionKnight 11/02/18 8:39:53 PM #3 | No. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | A million dollars but you can never have sex again. |
| TheOnionKnight 11/01/18 3:05:39 PM #21 | How the hell is taking the money winning. Dear god you people gotta go live life. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | $10K untaxed or weed becomes legal all over the US tomorrow |
| TheOnionKnight 10/27/18 4:57:01 PM #31 | FLUFFYGERM posted... Kombucha posted...10k seems incredibly selfish, i could get by fine without it. i wonder how many people get locked up and charged for weed every day in the united states. Hence the reason to legalize it, because it's a bullshit crime that shouldn't be a crime. I don't use it and I'd still legalize it in a heartbeat. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Apparently Konami is rolling out patches that kill P.T. |
| TheOnionKnight 10/27/18 4:16:27 PM #61 | TheBiggerWiggle posted... I'll preface this by saying Konami is a shitty company and there is literally no reason to do this, however PT itself is only demo that's three+ years old at this point. I figure that anyone who really wanted to play it by this point has. Someone who isn't even born yet might want to play it in the future. It's just not good to wipe something out like this. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | There's finally an in-game explanation for Ivy's skimpy outfits. |
| TheOnionKnight 10/18/18 4:20:48 PM #22 | Musourenka posted... But what about her alternate outfits that actually have clothing? She's still an aristocrat. Her more "normal" outfits relate back to her more "normal" life, before she went off the deep end with mad alchemy experiments. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | There's finally an in-game explanation for Ivy's skimpy outfits. |
| TheOnionKnight 10/18/18 4:09:17 PM #13 | Awesome, except for the "I've never really thought deeply on why" line. That's the writers being meta about how she has a sexy outfit because it's sexy, and they didn't think much about it. Give the character herself more credit if you're making her clothes into magical weapon-enhancement technology in the lore! --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | If you have hot takes about Disney Princesses you're fucking annoying |
| TheOnionKnight 10/17/18 8:43:14 PM #4 | Esrac posted... I think Cinderella gets a bad rap because she marries her way out of what was essentially slavery. She still showed strong character by not enduring what I assume were years of psychological and possibly physical abuse from her stepmother and stepsisters. YES! She was a survivor! Years of domestic abuse and her spirit still wasn't crushed. This "she waited around for a man" spin totally flattens the story, and denies her personal accomplishments and bravery. Also it wasn't a good thing that Ariel gave up her voice (and soul) to a manipulative sea-witch. The Disney movie is what you a cautionary tale. You present bad ideas to illustrate that they are bad ideas. That contract-signing scene was supposed to be evil and frightening, not "hey kids try this at home." Damn, it's like people these days just want padded cells for kids, with no whisper of anything dangerous about how to cope with the outside world. Kids are not that fragile. They need nuanced stuff to learn how to understand nuance. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | If I win Mega Millions tonight, I'll give everyone dat posts here a cool grand |
| TheOnionKnight 10/16/18 11:06:52 PM #58 | post! --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | If I win Mega-Millions everyone in this topic gets $1,000 |
| TheOnionKnight 10/13/18 1:02:59 AM #37 | k --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | 'Bond is male. He's a male character.' ~ James Bond Executive Producer |
| TheOnionKnight 10/06/18 2:39:52 PM #52 | Ilishe posted... 007 could be anyone. Man, how have you not seen the 1967 Casino Royale yet?! Have I not badgered you with that recommendation? I know I badgered spanky. Get on it! --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | 'Bond is male. He's a male character.' ~ James Bond Executive Producer |
| TheOnionKnight 10/06/18 2:17:50 PM #45 | TendoDRM posted... I've never seen the '67 Casino Royale, but if I'm reading the Wiki summary correctly...that's not anything like what we're talking about in this topic. But it is! It's an officially licensed James Bond movie where multiple women play as James Bond. For a long time, it was the only official Casino Royale film. Sure it's a comedy, but it just shows that the female James Bond concept can be done, that it has been done, and that this is at least one way to do it. Also some of the female James Bonds in that movie are pretty awesome, like Mata Hari's daughter. Give her a standalone movie! --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | 'Bond is male. He's a male character.' ~ James Bond Executive Producer |
| TheOnionKnight 10/06/18 2:04:18 PM #33 | TendoDRM posted... I never want James Bond to be a woman. It already happened! In 1967! Just goes to show how overblown the whole controversy is. If people don't like a female James Bond, they can just ignore the movie, like most people do for the old Casino Royale anyway. But for people like me who love the old Casino Royale, it exists! It's there! And it's not hurting anybody! Especially not the James Bond franchise, which is chugging along just as healthy as ever. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | 'Bond is male. He's a male character.' ~ James Bond Executive Producer |
| TheOnionKnight 10/06/18 1:50:25 PM #27 | The 1967 Casino Royale already had multiple female James Bonds. I think four? At least three. They were JAMES Bonds too. Not Jane Bonds. And one was even played by Ursula Andress! --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Girls playing fetch with a cow |
| TheOnionKnight 10/02/18 6:20:49 PM #15 | wunderbar --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Oddyssey or Oddyssey |
| TheOnionKnight 10/01/18 10:22:19 AM #5 | Abe's Oddysee --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Goats addicted to human urine removed from park |
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| Topic | Thinking of girl names for our new baby. |
| TheOnionKnight 09/24/18 12:51:41 PM #40 | You could wait until the baby is born, and then decide on a name after seeing its personality for a few weeks/months. Although I agree, there aren't enough Berthas in the world. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | I'm butthurt |
| TheOnionKnight 09/14/18 6:52:11 PM #12 | BignutzisBack posted... Psilocybin seriously man --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Is LSD safe to use? |
| TheOnionKnight 09/11/18 12:14:29 PM #42 | With enough DMT it shouldn't matter if your eyes are opened or closed. Although it's true everyone responds differently. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Is LSD safe to use? |
| TheOnionKnight 09/11/18 11:02:00 AM #40 | Mushrooms can absolutely make you see things. Depends on the person, depends on the mushroom, depends on the dose, but they can rip open the world. Psychedelics are extremely safe, in the sense that they're almost impossible to overdose and they aren't addictive. But the way some people use them as party drugs is super irresponsible. Like it's just asking for a bad trip. You have to approach them with respect. Mentally prepare yourself, be in a safe comfortable environment, have your schedule clear for the next day or two, and it's probably a good idea to have a sitter. But you have to trust the sitter, and the sitter has to know what they're doing. Your smartass friend who thinks it'll be funny to prank you during a trip? Yeah, don't do it with that person. However, some people have better experiences tripping alone. Just have to be extra careful, really know your own mind, and create a secure space for it. Do your research first. Know what you're getting into. Test your substances. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Air Force is looking into Elon Musk's pot smoking: Source |
| TheOnionKnight 09/07/18 10:09:11 PM #36 | ugh can we please just legalize this already --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Russian bombers intercepted near Alaska again. |
| TheOnionKnight 09/06/18 6:11:30 PM #37 | |
| Topic | Russian bombers intercepted near Alaska again. |
| TheOnionKnight 09/06/18 5:53:39 PM #32 | Sarah Palin actually never said she could see Russia from her house. That was a bit from an SNL skit. I have no great love for Palin, but it's kind of frightening how often people criticize her for this. It makes it seem like they do no fact-checking and just get their news from comedy shows. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Elon Musk attacks cave diver for a third time, calling him a 'child rapist" |
| TheOnionKnight 09/05/18 6:08:37 PM #20 | The world is getting more and more bizarre. The legacy of that Thailand cave rescue is turning out to be this. It's just insane. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Tips on good games to play |
| TheOnionKnight 09/05/18 2:16:23 PM #4 | Cultist Simulator. I just beat it! --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Mattis, Kelly, and former Trump lawyer, Dowd, deny Woodward book quotes. |
| TheOnionKnight 09/04/18 9:51:53 PM #7 | I hope all these conversations were recorded, and the recordings get released. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | TIL: There's fighting about the appropiation of people of color witchcraft |
| TheOnionKnight 09/03/18 4:02:04 PM #6 | Sounds like she's just irritated about Sephora sage perfume, since that's the only example she keeps mentioning, and she stretched that complaint to make a giant false blanket statement about magic in general. The funny thing is, if you really believed in these magical traditions, and weren't just wielding them as superficial cultural markers yourself, then you'd understand they plunge into depths that obliterate barriers between people, that are much weirder and more profound and universal than whatever brand of perfume Sephora happens to stock. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | ITT: Movies you consider a perfect 10/10 |
| TheOnionKnight 09/02/18 7:05:11 PM #35 | Barry Lyndon Spirited Away Hedgehog in the Fog Fanny and Alexander Sleeping Beauty I want to say Hard To Be A God, but I gotta watch it again. Only seen it once. But man, did it leave an impression! --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | any guesses as to why we haven't been contacted globally by aliens? |
| TheOnionKnight 09/02/18 6:44:46 PM #47 | The aliens won't come from farther away. They'll come from deeper in. All things are connected and the most distant star is as close as your own skin! Closer. Closer than that. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Imagine if the Egyptians had built the pyramids upside-down |
| TheOnionKnight 09/02/18 6:26:56 PM #3 | Imagine if they were still situated like they are now, but the Egyptians built them from the top down. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Manafort forces his brain damaged wife to get gang whoopied while he records |
| TheOnionKnight 08/24/18 1:46:15 PM #52 | The Great Muta 22 posted... It's really not that new, people on the right just simply can't think of a way to defend it so they just ignore it entirely. Yeah, it not being new astounds me. Apart from this thread, I've never heard it mentioned. More people should know. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Manafort forces his brain damaged wife to get gang whoopied while he records |
| TheOnionKnight 08/24/18 1:26:38 PM #49 | Even CE is letting this slip. Probably needed a better thread title. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Manafort forces his brain damaged wife to get gang whoopied while he records |
| TheOnionKnight 08/23/18 7:31:16 PM #23 | This is from July? Why isn't this a huge thing all over the news? This isn't "lol he's a cuck." This is he got his wife drunk and pimped her out for literal gang rape. For years. Like he is a monstrous sex offender if this is true. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Since I missed the last topic....What are some good podcasts? |
| TheOnionKnight 08/23/18 4:10:56 PM #6 | My Dad Wrote a Porno --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | Was The Princess and the Frog good? |
| TheOnionKnight 08/22/18 9:57:48 PM #31 | The plot is a pretty sloppy. Feels like it was rewritten a million times. Dr Facilier is the best part, but like other people have said, the movie kinda squandered his character. The whole thing could've been so much more than what wound up on screen. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
| Topic | What would da world be like if sex was hella painful and not pleasurable at all? |
| TheOnionKnight 08/20/18 5:49:25 PM #12 | hollow_shrine posted... That's a good point. I'm pretty much only looking at stuff this side of the Caucusus mountains. There's a great deal of Eurocentrism in my post. But it doesn't matter if you're being Eurocentric. It was in medieval Europe that people believed women had to orgasm to get pregnant. There's been lots of screwy stuff about how female sexuality has been perceived throughout history, but it's just not right to say that people didn't think women had orgasms until 100 years ago. --- The owls are not what they seem. |
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