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Chicken posted...

Why buy cosmetics for a long dead game?

Was H1Z1 ever alive? I didn't know it came out of beta or whatever
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Nothing because I don't know what they look like. I don't even know if it's a man or a woman, I've never seen the person I just know they have some drag racing TV show but I've seen Street Outlaws and that's fake as shit and I'm sure it is too.
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Even the people that don't work that day. The fuck is wrong with these people, there won't even be booze. Someone asked what I'm doing for the party (implying what are you bringing because it's not even fully catered) and I almost choked on my drink.
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Something something dark elves and they crashed something in the middle of somewhere for some reason.
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I'm just going to sell drugs when I'm old
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Villain posted...

spudger posted...

who would be stupid enough to even touch that account?

you keep your fucking head down and shut your goddamn mouth after what just happened.

some mf'er got a 80k degree in marketing to fuck this up

They may have forgotten to turn off timed posts

Who would be stupid enough to not delete the account after today. I'd be boarding up the doors and calling Musk like Mfker get me to Mars bruh
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SquirrelyDan posted...

@Mr_Biscuit For the record, I'm looking forward to the conclusion of these investigations, and I hope 45 goes down hard, but all these trickles of 'news' don't mean anything.

If you think president Trump's going to be locked up any time soon let's bet our accounts on it. I'll bet my main account, CensorErik, on it not happening before April 1, 2019, if you bet your Mr_Biscuit account that it will happen before April 1, 2019.

What do you say?

There's no way he'd be locked up that soon even if they started tomorrow. Shit will drag out for years. A kid I went to high school with shot a cop in self defense and that shit took almost 2 years for the final verdict (not guilty)
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EpicKingdom_ posted...

bulletproofvita posted...

AloofHermit posted...

Pics

Just think of Will Smith as a girl?



That's a man baby!

She looks like she's fun to hangout with lol
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Questionmarktarius posted...

As explained by a failed haberdasher and mafia patsy:

Failed? Bro it was the great depression when his business went under. 1921 I believe to be precise.
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DirkDiggles posted...

Last time I had Five Guys, it destroyed my ass.

Yeah they're really greasy
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The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile

Bought it randomly, fell in love with it, and promptly bought Salt and Sanctuary the day it came out because of it (same studio)

It was basically like a really awesome version of those old new grounds flash "slaughter everyone" types of 2d side scroller beatemups games.

I would be shocked if anyone even recognizes the name. It was on XBLA
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I just went and bought a 4k tv specifically for my One X and I only have a regular PS4 cuz I think the Pro isn't worth buying if you already have a base model, especially since I only buy exclusives on it and I still disagree with you. It was a phenomenal game.
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Someone at my wife's college actually did some report on the plot of Kingdom Hearts in one of her classes and she said it was the most fucked up story she'd ever heard and she thought something was wrong with the guy until I told her that no he's probably just telling the truth and I hesrd the story was convoluted.
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I play but I'm not playing anyone online until I get alooooooot better. I'm terrible. Also I forget my discord account and don't have the switch app to play online (but I do have switch online for the nes games)
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AlephZero posted...

dark souls with guns

https://www.ign.com/articles/2018/06/19/from-software-boss-hints-that-a-new-armored-core-is-still-in-development
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CiIantro posted...

gunplagirl posted...

Once an infant, always an infant

It's just basic science

Stupid analogy.

Well, look who posted it
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What a waste
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Big
Dick
Ridley
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solosnake posted...

Complete_Idi0t posted...

Differently shaped objects produce different shadows. Mind = blown

Did Nasa bring a vacuum cleaner with them to the moon?

All I want to know is what strain of weed you're smoking and where can I get some
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Guns and hunting. I love guns in video games but the real ones don't do much for me because I'm not into hunting animals and I'm not a psychopath so the people option is out too.
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Lion King, Aladdin, Mulan, Pocahontas, and Jungle Book are all better movies.

Fact.

https://tinyurl.com/ya526ujj

(It's a Google search result for top rated Disney movies)

Hercules is rated #17 lol
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Sunhawk posted...

Why do people on CE frequently ask for advice AFTER buying something? I've never understood this. I'm sure it makes perfect sense to them.

Oh, and out of the Switch games I own, it's definitely the worst. Dreadful, confusing gameplay, graphics weren't as good as they should've been, and the usual weaboo stuff, e.g. attractive female soldiers, stupid flirting cutscenes, etc.

Bruh I bought that Ys 8 game blind without watching reviews. Do not speak to me of dragon fire for I have encountered it myself.

And so far I like the combat, and don't really find it to be confusing at all. If the combat stays good I can skip cutscenes. I don't play FFT for the story either (even though it's p decent)
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Reis posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Story doesn't seem like cutesy weeb trash so far either

prepare to be disappointed

Oh no :(

NurseRedHeart posted...

Sexy situations

Oh no....

This isn't what I enlisted for.
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Dat
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People who put pineapple on a pizza.
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Is this one of those jrpgs with s buttload of missable stuff in each chapter or ridiculous quest requirements with no real indication that you need something until it's too late?
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I've never played one of these games. I just got it because I liked FFT and that day tactics game with the tanks and soldiers and shit.

I just finished the tutorial and can tell I'm really going to like the combat mechanics. Story doesn't seem like cutesy weeb trash so far either.
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Would fuck the trailer trash right out of her
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I think mine has always been like that because I've never added a single friend on WiiU
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So does like.....a lot of the characters. Sonic's spindash is the same buttons, Mario moves are basically all New Mario Bros moves, etc etc
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Holeeeeee sheeeeeet.

Someone was having a laugh when they put this in.
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Conflict posted...

Smash Run

What was the piss poor excuse for this not being in the Wii U version? Did they bar content from the Wii U version just to make 3ds owners feel exclusive?
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Yomi posted...

Smash 3DS was fun but it didn't feel like it was the full experience. It was pretty much the Wii U version but downgraded so there's that.

Also this. It was barebones as fuck and no option for couch co-op. I had it before I got a Wii U and dropped it really quickly because there wasn't much to do in it.
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CM_Ponch posted...

metralo posted...

people actually like the switch

no one liked the wii u

But people liked the 3DS

Yeah but playing smash on a 3ds sucked
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Bruce_Somali posted...

Are we supposed to be upset about This? Seems fair to me.

Yeah the clickbait title kinda got me, this is totally fair. They can do this or they can shut down the lunch program/school entirely when they run out of money because of losing an extra 100k a year.
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I really like it but I wish there was a way to manually change which arm Nero is using without wasting one but maybe you can and I'm just an idiot. Graphics look fucking beautiful in 4k.
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Motherfucking FUCK LUCAS's fucking piece of shit little fucking cheating ass. Had to turn the game off before I threw my switch through a wall.
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P.S. praise Jesus for this reset glitch. Someone like me would never unlock all the characters the normal way.
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Oh wow Kirby is weak.. I just fucked Roy up my first attempt at using Ridley.

Can't believe I've exclusively been using Kirby since N64 thinking he was really good. In my defense I only played smash 64, a bit of Smash U and now this one.

BIG. DICK. RIDLEY.

Yeah I'm in love. Lots of good moves with great range. I like how all of his attacks seem to do crazy high damage. Kinda seems ok but I'm garbage so it balances out. I am dedicated to getting good though because I want to eventually start playing online matches.
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Oh wow Kirby is weak.. I just fucked Roy up my first attempt at using Ridley.

Can't believe I've exclusively been using Kirby since N64 thinking he was really good. In my defense I only played smash 64, a bit of Smash U and now this one.

Off topic but is there a way to choose which Pokemon you use as Pokemon trainer? Seems kinda stupid if they revolve on their own and throw off your groove.
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rikasa posted...

Is Marth in the new smash Melee Marth or post-Melee Marth?

He seems exactly like the Wii U version from what I can tell from my mewbyness.

Anyways, how do you do the Dodge dash thing to move quickly? I used to know how to do it on the Wii u but it's been too long. I just remembered using the shield to do it or something.
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Blbmbr666 posted...

Dash dance/spot dodge and punish the whiff.

....do what now
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The best part is that more than one person must have thought this was actually a good idea.
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Irony posted...

By not maining a weak character like Kirby

But he's fun, and muh boy is the only one that survived the snap.
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GiftedACIII posted...

Bass_X0 posted...

Anisoptera posted...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7928271/dad-power-saw-sons-playstation/

A BUILDER has been dubbed dad of the year after he chopped up his sons PlayStation console because it turned the teenager into a complete f***ing k***head.

Builder Simon Shaw smiled as he fired up a cut saw and then used it to destroy the 400 computer as a pal filmed.

The dad of two, of Saddleworth, Gtr Manchester, said: Hello everybody, Im Si. This is my TS410 and this is my sons PlayStation which Ive just been and got out of his ****ing room, because that has turned him into a complete f***ing k***head and Ive had enough.

He then cuts the computer in two before smiling into the camera.

After the video was uploaded to Facebook, Simon was praised by some parents as dad of the year.

You think your son was bad before, wait until you see what a teenager who has his console destroyed becomes. You have unleashed a dark and terrible force upon your household. Just how is having his console destroyed going to turn him into a better nicer person?

Not to mention. Dad's just a builder. He could really use the money a PS4 could get him.

Lmfao do you think Carpenters are poor? You don't have to work in an office to make good money my dude. I'm a plumber and make more than practically everyone I graduated with. A decent carpenter makes at least $20 an hour in a poor area even.

Now if he's just a general laborer then yeah he's probably poor unless he's union.
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pikachupwnage posted...

Kolibri X posted...

Father of the year my ass. I have the suspicion the father is more responsible for his son being a ****head than a playstation.

Yeah.

If you are a angry violent dick no shit he holes himself up in his room and is a knobhead

Yep, reminds me of how my stepdad used to talk to me. Called me worthless and a bum all the time (I was making more money than he does by the time I was 25-26)
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How the fuck should a short range character approach Roy? I main Kirby but I'm not good. I literally have lost his challenge 3 times.
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Ambience posted...

GreatEvilEmpire posted...

when Trump stops using Twitter

The dude is such a massive egomaniac, this is never happening

You're right he'll probably use his one phone call to give Melanie specific instructions on what words to all caps.
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