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TopicPost here and I'll categorize you based on your politics.
Wasssup Now
09/21/18 11:50:08 PM
#156
I think both firearms and abortion should be outlawed
TopicITT: Post pornstars you would have sex with 100%
Wasssup Now
09/18/18 6:49:17 PM
#47
Top 3 Ashlynn Brooke, Codi Milo, Kylie Strutt
TopicUNBELIEVABLE thing happened after I fucked a girl last night
Wasssup Now
09/08/18 3:55:14 PM
#12
So last night into early last morning, me and my buddy were hanging out with a girl I hooked up a few times with before.

I was getting drunk in the hopes that she would be smashable. Solid 6/10 but she was a supermodel compared to the chick I was sharing my room with for work, and I was quite successful at that part tbqh.

Me and her plan to ditch my buddy and we go back to her hotel room, where she was also staying for work, to get our f*** on. We proceed to get that f***.

I reminded her that I can't really stay for long because I have a disgusting obsessive coworker who doesn't respect boundaries, and will blow up our boss if I'm not back in the morning, and is going to put my job in jeopardy because let's be real I do this a lot. I wanted to be out by 6:30 am. I tell her to set the alarm. We sleep.

I wake up on time, just like any true player does and im back to the room 7:35. Im in panic because I lost the room key and had to knock but I brought my roommate a coffee, make it seem like I could give 2 fucks about the bitch.

I proceed to walk in. I notice she's wearing a bathrobe trying to act sexy but it just comes off repulsive. I tell her I stayed with Kim last night because I couldn't get into the room, she's obviously jealous. Roommates telling me she misses me, last night sucked, etc. I look at my bed, it's a double room, and the sheets werent tucked in. I don't think much of it because I need to piss. One of those sex all night pisses. I proceed to take my morning shit. Its not a pleasant one I think I may need to adjust my supplement regimen.

When I come out of the bathroom she tells me there was a guy in the shower. I think of how massive the shit I took was and why anyone would subject themselves to that. She whispers to me she was drunk last night and the guy is a total creep, nothing happened, he even slept in the separate bed. Like I cared, I'd be ecstatic if she finally got some dick and got off mine.

However I was now heated, that is my fucking bed he slept in with nana's blankie. I run into the bathroom and open the shower curtain....
TopicWhat's more disrespectful, kneeling to da national anthem or insulting a POW?
Wasssup Now
09/06/18 10:10:09 AM
#61
Not standing for the national anthem is not as big of a deal as it was many years ago. Can't really predict but I wouldn't be surprised if in many many years insulting POWs becomes a new way to protest or w/e the reasoning be. As long as massive amounts of people justify it as acceptable due to circumstances.
TopicWhat don't you get about evolution?
Wasssup Now
09/05/18 7:33:37 PM
#122
What happens in the future as the eye keeps evolving? Are we going to see behind us or see through walls??
TopicIt's crazy how in 2018 that $100,000 is basically worthless
Wasssup Now
09/02/18 4:01:22 PM
#16
REMercsChamp posted...
Wasssup Now posted...
Lol only about 1/5 of households make 100,000. I could see that confusion with someone whose never been employed. Ask your parents for 100k aka $0 real quick maybe they can explain the value.

You're talking about salaries. Over the course of 30 years, sure that's a lot. But with the average career lasting 1.5-2 years before you get fired these days, you'll never see that money in actuality.


Maybe your parents need to get better at their professions if they only last a few years. I know POS systems can be difficult and with the evolution of made to order quarter pounders the industry is upside down. Alot of vets can't handle the change. Perfect time for you to jump in and learn the trade.
TopicIt's crazy how in 2018 that $100,000 is basically worthless
Wasssup Now
09/02/18 3:47:53 PM
#7
Lol only about 1/5 of households make 100,000. I could see that confusion with someone whose never been employed. Ask your parents for 100k aka $0 real quick maybe they can explain the value.
TopicConsole first person shooters from over the years, by tier.
Wasssup Now
09/02/18 12:40:53 PM
#32
Sunhawk posted...
KlRBEH posted...
Black Ops 1 being that low is criminal


I never understood why quite a few people really liked BO1. For me, COD is largely about the campaign, and it was SO average. I won't deny, though, there were a couple of levels that were great, like that escape from the mine (the oppressed rise up!), and that Chinese rooftops level. Oh, and also, it was one of the REALLY hard CODs, which was good after the slightly easier MW2.


Damn how'd I miss this. BO1 is often praised for having one of the best campaigns in COD history! If your a campaign guy did you seriously put 300 hours into MW3s campaign?? MW3 was such a fall from MW2 in all aspects. MW2 had No Russian. Game warns you about a skippable level and after you play it your like OK I see why. MW3 tried to redo the skippable level and your wondering what the hell needed a warning.

MW2s multiplayer was also the pinnacle of COD. They had abuse from 1887s, care package glitches, OMA Noobtube, compounded with insanely strong killstreaks turning every match into a nuke race. Unlike anything seen before or since. And those maps Skidrow, Estate, Terminal, Highrise, Underpass, Quarry, Afghan, Scrapyard. There wasn't a bad map! Black Ops took more from MW2 then MW3 did and that is probably why the Treyarch games are the only ones getting love these days. Didn't even get to mention zombie mode.
TopicConsole first person shooters from over the years, by tier.
Wasssup Now
09/02/18 12:05:41 PM
#19
KlRBEH posted...
Black Ops 1 being that low is criminal


This. You can spot the new gamers a mile off. Having BO at the same level as Ghosts??
TopicGod of War is fucking spectacular *spoilers*
Wasssup Now
08/30/18 11:09:51 PM
#9
Best game ever.
TopicWhat is the best thing about three hundred twenty four year olds?
Wasssup Now
08/29/18 9:55:38 PM
#7
PikachuMaxwell posted...
If I thought the quantity was 320, would that be bad?


I thought the quantity was 1, would that be bad?
TopicXbox All Access subscription officially announced
Wasssup Now
08/27/18 10:49:50 PM
#15
So the xbox one x is what $500 new. Gold membership like $60 a year? That's $620. Xbox game pass better not cost much cause the content is garbage as of now. So how much does $35 a month add up to after 24 months?
TopicCEmen, would you date a girl that weighed more than you?
Wasssup Now
08/27/18 9:19:33 AM
#31
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Protip: Unless you're fat or muscular, most girls are going to weigh more than you because tits and asses have more weight than you think.


Protip #2: If you're a manlet many women will weigh more then you because you're a manlet
TopicPiOverlord's 2018 Best CEer tournament: Day 26
Wasssup Now
08/26/18 8:51:42 PM
#13
Sonic Adventure board was what got me in too
TopicWiping your butt and your finger breaks through the TP.
Wasssup Now
08/25/18 6:04:09 PM
#16
Freddie_Mercury posted...
fold then wipe


Only issue with over folding is clogging the bowl so know your toilets flush capabilities before getting aggressive
TopicI have an amazing idea, i'm gonna try to get on Shark Tank
Wasssup Now
08/23/18 12:51:29 AM
#11
Any ideas on how to prevent sober shitposting? Asking for a friend
TopicYo Katie Price was looking like a fucking SNACK in this episode of The F Word
Wasssup Now
08/16/18 12:47:22 PM
#19
brassicach posted...
Wasssup Now posted...
Lol its definitely an internet thing. Bad use of the "stuck inside all the time" comeback

"going outside" =/= "literally going outside" anymore
like being a neckbeard doesn't always mean you have an actual neckbeard


Correct. Usually neckbeards will show limited social experiences through their posts. I think we've identified one here boys
TopicYo Katie Price was looking like a fucking SNACK in this episode of The F Word
Wasssup Now
08/16/18 12:23:19 PM
#12
AmpV2 posted...
brassicach posted...
AmpV2 posted...
"Like a snack"? First I've heard this dumb vernacular.

It's hard to hear new exciting things when you're stuck inside all the time


Yeah, because everybody on the streets are using this phrase all of the time.


Lol its definitely an internet thing. Bad use of the "stuck inside all the time" comeback
TopicMy first porn video has reached 5,000 views.
Wasssup Now
08/15/18 12:41:29 AM
#17
Christian RULES posted...
i appreciate you guys spamming my private inbox for a link lololol


If your trying to get that 5k to like 5,200 CE the place to push it
TopicOnly post itt if your account is at least 15 years old
Wasssup Now
08/15/18 12:36:18 AM
#56
Wasssup
TopicYour top 3 games by decade
Wasssup Now
08/14/18 12:11:39 PM
#14
90s MGS, OoT, MvC2
00s MGS4, Modern Warfare 2, Fight Night
10s God of War, RDR, Batman AC
TopicHow old are you and would you date a 19 year old?
Wasssup Now
08/11/18 4:20:59 AM
#89
Limitless Chad dick. Yes
TopicWhat's your favorite lightsaber duel in Star Wars?
Wasssup Now
08/06/18 9:32:54 PM
#16
Yoda Dooku
TopicShould I fly to London to meet pornstar Ella hughes
Wasssup Now
08/03/18 2:00:40 AM
#22
No_U_L7 posted...
looked her up and she's hot. as someone who's often in this situation my advice is this:

go if you wouldn't be too angry if she were to flake. if she's your sole reason for going and she flakes on you, and it upsets you, then i wouldn't bother going.

i travel a lot and meet lots of girls. i keep in touch with them and often try to schedule dates just to see if they will. i will only travel back to that town to see that girl if i know i wouldn't be too upset if she flakes and we didn't end up meeting up. if all my hopes for a successful trip are pinned to that one girl, i just wouldn't go.

but i would definitely try to make sure it's solid. not just a "oh sure we can set something up". to the point she's actually giving you her phone number and/or address. and it's important that the frame is set so that it's not an escort date.


Tech nine I'm a playa
TopicWow, just stumbled across MAJOR fraud at my new job.
Wasssup Now
07/30/18 4:52:35 PM
#58
Lol there's like 5 people in this thread that all experienced the same thing. Anyways my personal situation as of now

Today is the start of my second week at my new job (jr staff accountant for a midsized company).

My first week was mostly onboarding, training, etc so I didnt get a chance to dig into the systems side until today.

This morning I came into the office and started playing around in the system and familiarizing myself. It didnt take long before I noticed something was very wrong.

I began looking at the day to day transactions, the individual journal entries, and noticed something very strange - the transactions were listed twice.

I thought this must be an error, a one off thing, but sure enough when I checked every journal entry I found the same thing. If the company purchased something, theyd credit one account, but then at the same they would debit another in that same transaction. This went on for millions upon millions of dollars worth of transactions.

I immediately freaked out when i saw this, obviously. I got up from my desk, went over to my boss, and told him I had to go home ASAP because I was feeling very sick. When I got to the parking lot, I called the companys anonymous misconduct line and reported what I had found.

Now Im home and I dont know wtf to do. Im debating writing an email to the CFO but Im not sure how complicit he is. Obviously Im going to quit tomorrow (dont want to get wrapped up in this and have my career ruined).

Anyone ever been in a similar situation?
TopicI hate topics "I just bought a new system and never play my other"
Wasssup Now
07/30/18 11:15:17 AM
#13
LordMarshal posted...
Wasssup Now posted...
I just got a PS4 for God of War. Now catching up on other exclusives I missed out on. I never play Xbox one anymore


I just got a new gf. Catching up on ass i missed out on. I never play my ex anymore.


I just got a new alt. Catching up on shitposting I missed out on. I never use my main anymore. We just gonna make shit up now
TopicI hate topics "I just bought a new system and never play my other"
Wasssup Now
07/30/18 11:08:41 AM
#10
I just got a PS4 for God of War. Now catching up on other exclusives I missed out on. I never play Xbox one anymore
TopicIf .999... = 1, then .999... = .999...998 = .999...997 = .999...996
Wasssup Now
07/29/18 5:24:39 AM
#33
Rika_Furude posted...
the people who believe 0.999... != 1 are the same kind of people who believe the earth is flat, vaccinations are bad, and pro-choice is good


Um that's the opposite
TopicShould parents be able to euthanize their disabled children?
Wasssup Now
07/29/18 5:18:05 AM
#40
Lol half the people voting yes. This is sparta shit. Well be able to cure before prevent. Facts
TopicIf .999... = 1, then .999... = .999...998 = .999...997 = .999...996
Wasssup Now
07/29/18 5:15:10 AM
#28
Damn_Underscore posted...
Manocheese posted...
This is liherally the best proof I've ever seen that 0.999... =/= 1.


thanks man

Literally the best proof I've ever seen that 0.998...=/=1. Argument squashed. Ty tc
TopicI just blew $250 on a phone game and I completely regret it.
Wasssup Now
07/27/18 11:56:47 PM
#7
littlebro07 posted...
Message them and be like "my nephew got my phone and bought all this shit! I didn't even know he downloaded the app!"

You'll feel like shit from doing that too, but at least you'll still have $250


This worked for me.
TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
Wasssup Now
07/25/18 4:36:26 PM
#55
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Inmate: I killed a guy. What about you man? What are you in for?

Waiter: I gave someone a plastic straw....

Inmate: That's rough man. Hang in there...
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