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Topic	Is this girl too big for you?
Burnt_Puke82 09/25/18 12:21:55 AM #190	gamestunner posted... I'd fuck her....a lot... and she can also sit on my face while she jacks me off. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Is this girl too big for you?
Burnt_Puke82 09/24/18 4:54:41 PM #171	Dyinglegacy posted... I would def bust chunks out of that fat ass. Slap those cheecks and ride the waves. However, just from her pics posted here, I get the impression that she may be a bit more maintenance than she should be. Like, she just might have an inflated sense of sexual value. That's probably due to attention that she most definitely gets on whatever social media she posts pics on. There's no arguing it, she's fat. From the pics, she seems to carry the weight decently enough, tho. Of course, in the lingerie pics, especially the black outfit, I begin to pitch a large tent in my pants. I would for sure bend her ass over and pull those black panties to the side and pump love juice into her cervix, if she was so inclined (and if I wasn't married). In clothing, I'm not sure if she would be as appealing to the eye, which sounds strange when I say it. lmao --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	NFL Week 3 Discussion
Burnt_Puke82 09/23/18 7:24:45 PM #9	RIP 49ers season. Jimmy Garoppolo likely has a torn ACL --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Big black beautiful asses
Burnt_Puke82 09/21/18 11:12:22 PM #414	Burnt_Puke82 posted... Burnt_Puke82 posted... Bishop9800 posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... Bumping Big Black Beautiful Asses --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Guys it's ridge racer
Burnt_Puke82 09/20/18 2:55:44 PM #17	Wait, what Why was I @'d --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	ITT I'll give 25 random users $20.
Burnt_Puke82 09/19/18 3:13:34 AM #217	GiftedACIII posted... Ok --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Big black beautiful asses
Burnt_Puke82 09/18/18 3:42:45 AM #397	Burnt_Puke82 posted... Bishop9800 posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... Bumping Big Black Beautiful Asses --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	I think it's safe to say we're never getting Half Life 2 Episode 3 at this point
Burnt_Puke82 09/17/18 2:37:20 PM #18	You know damn well Valve can't count to 3 --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Big black beautiful asses
Burnt_Puke82 09/16/18 1:28:59 AM #389	Bishop9800 posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... Bumping Big Black Beautiful Asses --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Whatever happened to Cornman?
Burnt_Puke82 09/14/18 2:13:56 AM #10	DocileOrangeCup posted... I live entirely on rats and VHS tapes --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	My kitten just got diagnosed with lymphoma :(
Burnt_Puke82 09/13/18 8:57:06 PM #14	Sorry, bro. I know how you feel. Had a corgi that had lymphoma and died a couple months after being diagnosed. It was hard on the whole family. Losing a pet is never easy. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	fuck you
Burnt_Puke82 09/10/18 11:59:49 PM #9	--- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	NFL Week 1 General Topic
Burnt_Puke82 09/09/18 10:06:46 PM #81	Fin_Dawg_004 posted... Forlorn_Ass posted... I've never followed NFL. Forlorn_Ass posted... I decided to pick the Lions Checks out lol --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	NFL Week 1 General Topic
Burnt_Puke82 09/09/18 9:59:15 PM #75	Looks like Rodgers might be coming back into the game. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	NFL Week 1 General Topic
Burnt_Puke82 09/09/18 9:01:52 PM #66	Bears offense and defense looking good so far. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	NFL Week 1 General Topic
Burnt_Puke82 09/09/18 4:57:59 PM #50	The Steelers were gift wrapping the game to the Browns over and over again and the Browns were like, "nah, fuck you, we don't want it" A fucking tie. This was so Browns. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Movies to watch if I liked No Country for Old Men?
Burnt_Puke82 09/09/18 2:47:44 AM #10	SuperExcitebike posted... WafflehouseJK posted... There Will Be Blood --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Favorite song about blowjobs?
Burnt_Puke82 09/07/18 12:29:57 AM #9	Faith No More - Be Aggressive --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Asherlee has gone missing
Burnt_Puke82 09/07/18 12:22:06 AM #10	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.4.user=Asherlee10/boards She's still around. Just doesn't post as much I guess. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Uh, the 'circle game' is a white power symbol now?
Burnt_Puke82 09/07/18 12:03:05 AM #108	Who posted? --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Uh, the 'circle game' is a white power symbol now?
Burnt_Puke82 09/06/18 11:23:53 PM #106	https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1037885055098671105 --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	At what age did you start getting grey hair?
Burnt_Puke82 09/06/18 3:46:51 PM #28	I'm 35 and no grey hairs yet. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Netflix announced Henry Cavill will play Geralt of Rivia in The Witcher
Burnt_Puke82 09/05/18 3:13:27 AM #64	This is actually a pretty good choice. I'm starting to have hope for this series. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!
Burnt_Puke82 09/04/18 11:08:27 PM #12	Seems like yesterday when I was watching Raw and Stone Cold stunned Vince for the first time. It was so fun to watch back then. I miss those days. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	If you could bring back one television series for one more season...
Burnt_Puke82 09/04/18 3:30:57 PM #135	Solid Snake07 posted... They've been saying that for like 10 years now. I'll believe it when I see it They're literally working on it right now though. It's going to happen. It's not like it's rumors like it was before. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Why are the Raiders trading Khalil Mack to the Chicago Bears
Burnt_Puke82 09/01/18 5:40:48 PM #3	Great trade for the Bears. Get one of the best defensive players in the NFL Also LOL Raiders --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Louis CK is back and got a standing ovation from the audience.
Burnt_Puke82 09/01/18 3:36:53 AM #66	It was funny reading all the meltdowns on twitter over this. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Can't wait for next month, ton of RDR2 info coming out omg
Burnt_Puke82 09/01/18 3:21:29 AM #12	V-E-G-Y- posted... BignutzisBack posted... RDR sucks DarthAragorn posted... Shit game will be shit never change CE They are literally the worst opinions of all time tbh --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	joestarr just landed at the airport
Burnt_Puke82 08/31/18 5:20:03 PM #169	P4wn4g3 posted... Burnt_Puke82 posted... P4wn4g3 posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... This is Abyssea user is a fucking weirdo. Imagine needing an alt called ImNotAnIdiot to validate your self worth in your own terrible topic. That's my alt actually. Just about every time I see someone accuse someone of being an alt they're wrong. I just happened to be signed into that account at the time and didn't feel like switching. I'll say it on my main account if it makes you feel better. That Abyssea user is a fucking werido. It was funnier when it was open to speculation. Now it just looks like you're flaming fo no reason. I was just making an observation based on that users posting history. I think my observation was pretty apt. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	joestarr just landed at the airport
Burnt_Puke82 08/31/18 3:57:40 PM #116	--- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	joestarr just landed at the airport
Burnt_Puke82 08/31/18 3:53:56 PM #113	P4wn4g3 posted... ImNotAnIdiot posted... This is Abyssea user is a fucking weirdo. Imagine needing an alt called ImNotAnIdiot to validate your self worth in your own terrible topic. That's my alt actually. Just about every time I see someone accuse someone of being an alt they're wrong. I just happened to be signed into that account at the time and didn't feel like switching. I'll say it on my main account if it makes you feel better. That Abyssea user is a fucking werido. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	I finally got around to watching twin peaks spoilers
Burnt_Puke82 08/31/18 3:42:05 AM #13	pegusus123456 posted... Nadine has the worst plotline by far. James' is just a pointless waste of time, but Nadine's is actively stupid. God damn, the Nadine shit was so fucking bad. When I was watching it for the first time it was so boring I seriously started to fall asleep. A big chunk of season 2 seemed like such a waste. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	ITT: post catchy 80s songs
Burnt_Puke82 08/31/18 3:36:34 AM #365	--- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Candy Corn
Burnt_Puke82 08/30/18 1:55:33 AM #30	--- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Perfect girl, but she is Carmen Sandiego
Burnt_Puke82 08/28/18 2:45:29 PM #8	Nostalgia overload --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	When you kiss someone else you're creating a long tube from butthole to butthole
Burnt_Puke82 08/28/18 2:39:56 PM #10	thronedfire2 posted... --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	The perfect girl but she Luvs Tofu
Burnt_Puke82 08/28/18 2:37:34 PM #7	@SophieLuvsTofu --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	John McCain passes away at age 81.
Burnt_Puke82 08/25/18 11:06:40 PM #213	Behaviorism posted... https://mobile.twitter.com/Beschizza/status/1033519881268940806 holy shit lmao --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	ITT: Gay Erotica Book Covers
Burnt_Puke82 08/23/18 2:27:10 AM #42	LOL at some of those titles. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Mods have banned an entire last name from CE
Burnt_Puke82 08/22/18 9:57:01 PM #12	Vicious_Dios posted... HighOnSolar posted... Uncle_Drew posted... --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Remember the user Dead Guy Hubbin?
Burnt_Puke82 08/22/18 3:35:40 AM #28	J03can posted... Anyone have that copypasta they can post here? It's too bad the old archive site isn't around anymore. I'd be able to look up a lot of his old topics and posts. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Mods are asleep! Post Dan Schneider content
Burnt_Puke82 08/22/18 1:34:41 AM #82	lmao Dan Schneider topics always have good content. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	I got a "notice" from my ISP
Burnt_Puke82 08/21/18 11:37:26 PM #80	voldothegr8 posted... HBO is notorious for putting trackers on everything new and old. Yep. A few years back I got a notice from Comcast after I downloaded that Autopsy show. lol --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Pearl Jam > Nirvana
Burnt_Puke82 08/21/18 10:28:46 PM #28	Mine would be: Soundgarden > Alice in Chains > Pearl Jam > Nirvana --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	I got a "notice" from my ISP
Burnt_Puke82 08/21/18 10:17:03 PM #67	I used to get those emails from Comcast all the time. I'd just ignore it and nothing ever came of it. They don't give a shit. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Pearl Jam > Nirvana
Burnt_Puke82 08/21/18 10:07:47 PM #20	100% agree --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Stranger Things makes me glad I wasnt alive in the 80s.
Burnt_Puke82 08/21/18 2:48:07 AM #15	jpenny2 posted... Where's that throw TC off the cliff GIF when you need it? I remember it being this gif, but I can't find the one someone made that said "TC" Most of the time I'd see get posted in duckbear topics. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	21 y/o Girl who SHOT her FACE OFF with a HUNTING RIFLE has a Face Transplant!!
Burnt_Puke82 08/20/18 8:06:01 PM #27	This video of the situation popped up on my twitter feed earlier today. https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1031691857288261634 --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Topic	Should I watch the rest of Dexter, or skip to the series finale?
Burnt_Puke82 08/20/18 4:29:33 PM #11	Season 7 is good overall, but I wouldn't call it great imo. Season 8 is a fucking abomination. There's no redeeming qualities at all. It's laughably bad. And somehow the series finale is even worse. I couldn't believe that's how they chose to end it. It was like some really bad fanfiction. Actually there's fanfiction out there that's much better than that what they went with. The entirety of season 8 almost made me regret even watching the series to begin with. --- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
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