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TopicScenario: You wake up and there's a Pokemon in your kitchen.
OpShaft
10/20/18 10:08:50 PM
#21
Haunter.

He could be fun
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TopicPick a number [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6], [7], [8], [9], or [10]
OpShaft
10/20/18 9:26:04 PM
#6
Outer_space posted...
I hope garlic keeps Dracula away until sunrise.

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TopicAssassins Creed Odyssey, don't lie, you hung from Zeus' dick
OpShaft
10/20/18 9:13:04 PM
#2
Lol I did
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TopicRepublican dad strikes again.
OpShaft
10/20/18 11:59:59 AM
#5
I think this works for the both sides.
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Topictried mexican food for the first time in my life. not even that spicy
OpShaft
10/20/18 9:45:42 AM
#12
Had some real authentic Mexican yesterday and remember why I dont eat it. Up all night puking and shitting. At the same time
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TopicWinning Mega Millions ticket ITT
OpShaft
10/20/18 12:24:33 AM
#7
Always a good strategy
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TopicWinning Mega Millions ticket ITT
OpShaft
10/20/18 12:21:44 AM
#5
Yeah but who has it
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TopicIts literally Friday night and you're literally alone and posting on CE lmao
OpShaft
10/19/18 10:03:45 PM
#11
I'm stuck on the toilet when my wife wants to go out :(

I keep getting up and she gets excited, then I have to run back
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TopicTrump: "Country" must be capitalized when referring to USA
OpShaft
10/19/18 9:58:17 PM
#26
MrToothHasYou posted...
Literally less than 24 hours prior to this he did, in fact, use the small c in country, a fact which should surprise absolutely no one:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1052883467430694912?s=21


Technically, he said he "will always" and not "have always"
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TopicHaving a one night stand is the hottest thing in the world
OpShaft
10/18/18 9:08:53 AM
#5
I've only had one. Had a couple one weekend stands, though.
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TopicWill you be disintegrated by Thanos?
OpShaft
10/17/18 10:36:36 PM
#5
Let's do it
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TopicJust had Chipotle's nachos. Yes, they do nachos now.
OpShaft
10/17/18 10:36:13 PM
#30
Colorahdo posted...
I got food poisoning at Chipotle during that outbreak

Makes me ill to think of their food anymore


I got sick as well. However, I was pissed when they closed for that training crap.

Went to the chipotle around here that had it bad the day it opened back up. Love it.
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TopicFull grown adults living with parents
OpShaft
10/17/18 10:20:54 PM
#10
My wife and I sold our house and didnt find a house to buy, so we moved in with her parents. Been about a month and we just bought the house we've been hoping for.

Do I get a pass?
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TopicKFC > Chik Fil A
OpShaft
10/15/18 10:25:17 PM
#21
Terra-enforcer posted...
Not sure I've ever seen a hotter take all month.

LooksLikeDarko posted...
CFA>Popeye's>KFC

Now this is right. Just pop in Bojangles and Church's above KFC as well. KFC is bottom tier when it comes to fast food fried chicken.


Never has bojangles, but this.

I do have a weakness for the KFC famous bowls, though.
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Topic50,000 RAISED for Wife of White Cop CONVICTED of KILLING a 17 y/o Black Kid!!
OpShaft
10/15/18 10:00:19 PM
#2
Huh. I don't remember this
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Topic6 shot revolver, 1 bullet..how much to spin and shoot at your foot?
OpShaft
10/15/18 9:59:46 PM
#11
Medical expenses paid plus...100k.

That's a fair minimum.
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TopicMoth thinks Chuck E. Cheese puts needles in their ball pit so kids get addicted
OpShaft
10/15/18 5:41:02 PM
#10
Why would kids like being stabbed? Kids hate needles.

Maybe if they put some drugs in the ball pit, it would work to get them addicted.
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TopicNothing like waking up at 4:30 due to poop pains
OpShaft
10/14/18 9:48:34 AM
#15
Digest your food, sonny
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Topiclast time you saw a naked woman?
OpShaft
10/13/18 1:42:43 PM
#21
Genocet_10-325 posted...
OpShaft posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
Saw my fiancee naked last night.

inb4 "What a coincidence I saw your fiancee naked too"


I didnt see her naked.

I like the lights off when I'm pounding ;)

Wtf why?

You self conscious or something?


Yes... you're not supposed to ask that :(

I put on a little holiday weight
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Topiclast time you saw a naked woman?
OpShaft
10/13/18 1:07:40 PM
#12
JustMyOpinion posted...
Saw my fiancee naked last night.

inb4 "What a coincidence I saw your fiancee naked too"


I didnt see her naked.

I like the lights off when I'm pounding ;)
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TopicThree more days of this sig. post #45 will be my sig for the next 3 months
OpShaft
10/13/18 9:53:14 AM
#82
I'll help
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TopicYour ex girlfriend being a roommate is the worst.
OpShaft
10/12/18 7:14:03 AM
#24
You need to at least hit that
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TopicLmao the AC Odyssey quest where the old guy pays you to bone his wife
OpShaft
10/11/18 4:24:25 PM
#3
Aww what did you have to do to get your parents included in game?
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TopicHOLY FUCK How come you're not playing Maplestory 2?
OpShaft
10/10/18 8:01:24 PM
#5
I am. Its awesome
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TopicAnyone think Red Dead Redemption 2 will be an overhyped massive failure?
OpShaft
10/05/18 7:48:37 PM
#10
Kazi1212 posted...
Itll be about as vanilla as vanilla ice cream


The best ice cream
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TopicDo you think you're a good husband/wife material?
OpShaft
10/05/18 7:44:18 AM
#6
Probably not. My wife disagrees, though.
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TopicYou can only post in this topic if your NFL team is undefeated.
OpShaft
10/04/18 9:56:33 PM
#14
YEAH GO CHIEFS

i
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TopicDispelling the false rape myth
OpShaft
10/04/18 9:58:34 AM
#149
How do you get these stats? 50% of all convicted rapists could have been false, we wouldnt know.

I'm sure the number are probably close to accurate, just curious.
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TopicHot take: Spidermin on PS4 is really good/
OpShaft
09/29/18 8:19:26 AM
#3
Need flame shield for my opinion.

I love it
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TopicWhy is red velvet cake just the worst?
OpShaft
09/28/18 4:42:58 PM
#3
Lolololol red velvet is god tier
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TopicI honestly don't understand how people 30+ aren't constantly miserable.
OpShaft
09/28/18 9:17:06 AM
#66
Loving my life as I approach 30. Better each day. Just got married, got into the career field I've been wanting, thinking about kids. 50+ hours of work a week and still a ton of time for family and friends.
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TopicWho are your fantasy football starters?
OpShaft
09/25/18 11:03:36 PM
#13
Muffinz0rz posted...
MrResetti posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
Patrick Mahomes

Nice pick. Person on our league used to live in KC and has a bias so he has Brees and Mahomes (and Kelce).

I stacked KC last year with Hunt, Hill, and Kelce. Finished second only because I got Gurley'd in the finals.

Stacking Chiefs is a great strategy tbh.

I took Mahomes with my final pick in my work league, but I dropped him temporarily to make room for a better defense (didn't want to start CHI against Rodgers) thinking I could pick him back up, but nope, guy who had Rodgers swooped in and stole him :(

That better not come back and bite me in the ass


You betrayed KC and dropped Mahomes?!

I thought I knew you better than this
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TopicI think I almost got mugged outside the liquor store
OpShaft
09/24/18 10:30:15 PM
#13
I lost the game
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TopicYou are not allowed to post ITT unless your NFL team is 3-0.
OpShaft
09/24/18 12:16:17 PM
#12
Chiefs!
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TopicIs this girl too big for you?
OpShaft
09/24/18 11:16:55 AM
#154
I'd give a whirl
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TopicWhat was the last physical album you bought?
OpShaft
09/22/18 2:48:42 PM
#4
Relapse
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TopicI dreamt my dad ruined my relationship with this girl and it's got me fucked up
OpShaft
09/22/18 9:39:57 AM
#6
I had a dream last night that my boss was making out with her daughter, whom I also work with.

I joined in and it was fucking hot
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TopicWhy do you dislike laugh-track sitcoms?
OpShaft
09/21/18 10:27:53 PM
#7
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I don't. It's never been a bother, at all. And chances are I'm laughing myself so I don't even notice.

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TopicI thought the internet loved "13 Reasons Why"
OpShaft
09/21/18 11:47:50 AM
#14
M_Live posted...
I also don't get why people say it glamorized suicide, it made suicide look really shitty & painful & showed how it fucks up the lives of the people who cared about the person who ended their life


This. I was suicidal when I watched it and it just showed me more reasons why it was stupid.
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TopicI thought the internet loved "13 Reasons Why"
OpShaft
09/21/18 11:40:33 AM
#10
s0nicfan posted...
OpShaft posted...
Why is it problematic?


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/13-reasons-why-13-reasons-why-is-dangerously-problematic_us_590b6df9e4b046ea176ae8e2


Most of those are either stupid(like the race one) or came from someone who never watched the show.
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TopicI thought the internet loved "13 Reasons Why"
OpShaft
09/21/18 11:35:55 AM
#8
Why is it problematic?
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TopicScenario: You are walking down the road then you hear people call you white boy
OpShaft
09/21/18 9:57:18 AM
#8
Shotgunnova posted...
Wave back.


And say thanks
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TopicWhich animal was your high school mascot?
OpShaft
09/20/18 11:43:47 AM
#19
Patriot @.@
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TopicMuffinz0rz's Three Date Weekend Diary Topic
OpShaft
09/19/18 7:33:53 PM
#38
My boy puttin in work
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TopicChrist that act 1 boss of Divinity original sin 2....
OpShaft
09/18/18 10:20:01 PM
#2
Great game
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TopicITT I'll give 25 random users $20.
OpShaft
09/18/18 7:02:38 PM
#119
Liar
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TopicPlaying Fallout New Vegas again, CE, make the story.
OpShaft
09/17/18 9:45:59 PM
#2
Murder the people of good springs and the powder gang. Loot both places
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TopicMuffinz0rz's Three Date Weekend Diary Topic
OpShaft
09/15/18 3:56:55 PM
#19
Did you hear back from beej chick
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TopicScenario:Your lesbian friend asks you to pretend to be her husband for a weekend
OpShaft
09/15/18 9:17:27 AM
#15
Do I get to smash?
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TopicBeing physically attracted to your wife = good
OpShaft
09/15/18 9:16:06 AM
#7
The fuck
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