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TopicI don't think Trump is a bad guy
Troll_Police_
11/09/18 8:52:36 AM
#4
Orange man bad
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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
Topici made fun of my buddy's uncircumcised dongus, ok?
Troll_Police_
11/09/18 12:19:38 AM
#20
Sunny what in the fuck are you talking about? You make no sense. Every post you make just raises more questions.
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TopicFavorite dungeon in Ocarina of Time
Troll_Police_
11/08/18 11:48:04 AM
#28
There hasnt been a good zelda game since the original on NES
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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicSo is gFAQs going to implode because of the NPC meme?
Troll_Police_
11/02/18 1:52:04 PM
#17
Oops_All_Berrys posted...
It's cute they think they can do anything with memes


like getting trump elected
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TopicAre you an NPC?
Troll_Police_
11/02/18 1:51:02 PM
#23
Kyuubi4269 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
You're missing,

"I'm a welder."
"I'm a private dick."
"I'm a lonely loser at home that makes alt accounts on gamefaqs because I have nothing better to do."
"I'm a cook."

return "You're missing,\n\n"+_.sample([shitPosts], 4)


this meme makes me seriously consider learning java but it would be dead long before i had any idea what i was doing
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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicAre you an NPC?
Troll_Police_
11/02/18 1:49:55 PM
#22
Kyuubi4269 posted...
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Zeus posted...
What's the basis for this meme anyway?

Simulation theory and the general non-engagement of other people. Personally I view NPCs as less of a political issue and more of a social critique on how people seem to be in autopilot mode and not really thinking about anything aside from the what's on the nearest screen.

Nah, the meme is about how SJWs talk about how unique and special people are in the most cookie cutter way possible, indicating a zero thought approach to the word. It goes with the misleading research implying a significant portion of the population don't have any mental imagery or even have a thinking voice, which was expressed as NPC theory.

It's such solid memery as every SJW talking point is so poorly thought out that it can be expressed in a few lines of javascript.


it for sure did not start out as being directly geared toward either side of the political spectrum

yes, the original post did include people who say "TRUMP IS HITLER"

but it also included "SPORTSBALL" and "THE NEW ADELE SNG XD OMG"

its directed at anyone whose identity is defined by group think and social trends in order to "appear convincingly human"

certainly a large portion of the left falls into that category, but youd be foolish to think there arent also a ton of people on the other side of the spectrum or in the middle who are more or less the same way.

They're the kind of people who make a show of discomfort when you break the status quo by breaking the normie barrier to invoke a real discussion. its like in vidya when you accidentally talk to somebody twice and they give you the exact likes word for word once more.

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TopicAre you an NPC?
Troll_Police_
11/02/18 11:33:13 AM
#17
beepski boopski

(that should have also been an option. double FUCK)
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TopicAre you an NPC?
Troll_Police_
11/02/18 12:37:48 AM
#10
GanonsSpirit posted...
It's great because it itself is the thing it's trying to make fun of / condemn: A bunch of people thinking and posting the same thing.


thats a pretty drastic misunderstanding of the meme youve got there
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TopicAre you an NPC?
Troll_Police_
11/02/18 12:34:16 AM
#9
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Poll is missing "WE ARE ALL UNIQUE AND SPECIAL"


FUCK
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TopicAre you an NPC?
Troll_Police_
11/01/18 11:31:58 PM
#1
Are you a real human being, or an NPC? - Results (2 votes)
I am a real human being
0% (0 votes)
0
I am an NPC
0% (0 votes)
0
Orange man bad
50% (1 vote)
1
Stop dehumanizing me
0% (0 votes)
0
Schmendrake is a russian bot
50% (1 vote)
1
I've gotta say that this meme is probably my favorite of the year

L3w7C4u
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TopicI miss Ziggy, ok?
Troll_Police_
10/31/18 10:40:56 PM
#27
Yellow posted...
@Aculo
@Troll_Police_
@Noop_Noop
@ClarkDuke

Ziggi is literally everywhere. How can you miss him?


this is probably my favorite meme
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TopicShould Pitbulls be illegal?
Troll_Police_
10/31/18 9:28:47 PM
#54
1. harsher penalties for irresponsible owners
2. larger presence with the military and police
3. control their breeding the same way we should be, but arent, with every other breed
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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicWisconsin Town keeps STRICT Halloween Hours after a MURDERER is RELEASED!!!
Troll_Police_
10/31/18 12:20:04 AM
#4
how in the fuck did he not get life in prison without possibility of parole? or preferably the death penalty?
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TopicAny opinions on the Creatures series for PC?
Troll_Police_
10/29/18 1:50:28 AM
#3
i remember repeatedly dropping an egg and then getting a deformed norn with 1 leg longer than the other who would beat the ever-loving shit out of the gronn (or whatever the fuck the green dudes were called)
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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicMAGA Bomber HATED his DEMOCRAT MOM and saw Trump as a GOD of GODS!!!
Troll_Police_
10/28/18 11:33:19 PM
#2
Full Throttle posted...
fatass


Full Throttle posted...
Y9GMAtS

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TopicMega Man vs Mega Man X?
Troll_Police_
10/28/18 11:17:20 PM
#3
X through X3 were the golden years

X was probably the best game ever made

regular mega man is still great though. i just beat 11 and had a blast
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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicMan's Restaurant Closes BEFORE it OPENS after he INSULTED White LIBERALS!!!
Troll_Police_
10/28/18 11:16:00 PM
#4
ASlaveObeys posted...
Social media is not worth it as a public figure. I understand using it to advertise, but anything beyond that is just asking for trouble. The internet is too diverse and there is no way to keep everyone happy.


social media is not worth it for anyone
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TopicPlaying Final Fantasy Tactics
Troll_Police_
10/28/18 1:12:17 PM
#2
enjoy
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TopicThe Simpsons is removing Apu from the show
Troll_Police_
10/27/18 7:25:07 PM
#47
get woke, go broke

the simpsons will be off the air within 5 years
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TopicThe Simpsons is removing Apu from the show
Troll_Police_
10/27/18 3:35:56 PM
#20
south park's commentary on the whole thing is fucking hilarious
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TopicWhat's with aging millenials being so mad that Fortnite is popular
Troll_Police_
10/26/18 1:47:22 PM
#7
eh, fortnite isnt for me but i really dont care if kids like it. hell, i played UT till i dropped when i was their age so how is it a problem?

also, ive found more than a few of the fortnite dance memes to be hilarious. these kids are actually pretty damn funny.
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TopicWould You Kiss This User No 43
Troll_Police_
10/24/18 11:19:07 PM
#5
it seriously bothers me that you dont put the usernames in the topic title
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Topicdonald trump enjoyed rob zombies halloween over the new one
Troll_Police_
10/24/18 9:33:01 PM
#6
do people not like the rob zombie halloween movies?

i thought they were pretty good for modern slasher flicks
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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicDid you play tonight's mega billions?
Troll_Police_
10/23/18 8:35:31 PM
#11
no, that would be a terrible investment
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TopicDid you like Solo more or the last jedi?
Troll_Police_
10/22/18 3:08:15 AM
#30
the last jedi was a dumpster fire and im not planning to see solo
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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicGriefing people in a hurry should be a jailable offense...
Troll_Police_
10/18/18 4:48:07 PM
#33
if you start riding my ass i will slow down. I'm not looking to get rear ended and since you obviously cant be trusted to leave yourself enough space to stop I'll make sure that you are going slow enough to do so.
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TopicYou're playing a strategy game where every faction is good at something...
Troll_Police_
10/17/18 10:33:24 PM
#14
Lokarin posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
start playing Orkz instead


I more am meaning about how to figure out the dominant strategy when you don't have a ton of leverage, but not any exploitable weaknesses either


i mean, the answer is obvious.

learn the other factions weaknesses and play into them every game
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TopicHow do I skip past the first four stages of grief
Troll_Police_
10/17/18 10:25:29 PM
#20
nobody here owes you help, and if YOU dont think you deserve it what in the fuck makes you think anyone else will?
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"Tell me, tutor, is revenge a science, or an art?"
TopicYou're playing a strategy game where every faction is good at something...
Troll_Police_
10/17/18 10:13:09 PM
#12
start playing Orkz instead
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Topicreminder gamefaqs is dead and you are all living in the past
Troll_Police_
10/17/18 10:12:35 PM
#3
why the fuck did you come here now
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TopicDo you agree with trump that stormy daniels has a horsey face?
Troll_Police_
10/17/18 9:11:04 PM
#3
i mean, shes no sarah jessica parker but yeah
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TopicWould you kill the messenger?
Troll_Police_
10/17/18 8:05:35 PM
#4
kill? no.

but lets just say that the odds of him ever returning home in 1 piece are slim to none.
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TopicYo America, you jelly of our Legal Weed?
Troll_Police_
10/17/18 7:35:44 PM
#48
Zeus posted...
No, because smokers are jokers.


agreed.

what, im gonna light some fucking plants on fire and breathe the smoke like a goddamn caveman?

no thanks. I will do dabs like a goddamn civilized and sophisticated human being.
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TopicHow do you desensitize yourself to acts of depraved violence?
Troll_Police_
10/17/18 2:23:25 PM
#19
watch a bunch of ultra violent horror movies, like the saw franchise

they are shit movies, but they will do wonders as far as desensitizing goes.
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TopicYo America, you jelly of our Legal Weed?
Troll_Police_
10/17/18 2:22:32 PM
#33
MICHALECOLE posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
i live in teMICHALECOLE posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
@MICHALECOLE thats cool at least. I live in LA but havent been to a store around here in years because my buddy grows some grade A indoor shit for dispensaries that I get a great price on.

I dont really smoke that often. I could get a zip for 120 and it would last me probably like six months.

I kinda went crazy when this one dispensary opened in sac and I bought an ounce of gorilla glue, an ounce of birthday cake, an ounce of Girl Scout cookies, and an ounce of gateway drugs.

I love the names of weed


funny story

at least here in denver, dispensaries will no long be allowed to use the name gorilla glue due to a copyright held by the people who make the adhesive, "gorilla glue"

its instead going to be renamed "GG#4"

back on topic though, i live in the concentrate capitol of the fucking world, so no i am not jealous

I have heard that about gorilla glue. Pretty silly, but I get it I guess.

I think thats my favorite kind of weed. But its just so sticky! (Hence the name)


when i heard it, the budtender had to remark about how its OK for dove to be a brand of soap and a brand of chocolate, but the street does not go both ways with marijuana.
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TopicYo America, you jelly of our Legal Weed?
Troll_Police_
10/17/18 2:15:47 PM
#29
i live in teMICHALECOLE posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
@MICHALECOLE thats cool at least. I live in LA but havent been to a store around here in years because my buddy grows some grade A indoor shit for dispensaries that I get a great price on.

I dont really smoke that often. I could get a zip for 120 and it would last me probably like six months.

I kinda went crazy when this one dispensary opened in sac and I bought an ounce of gorilla glue, an ounce of birthday cake, an ounce of Girl Scout cookies, and an ounce of gateway drugs.

I love the names of weed


funny story

at least here in denver, dispensaries will no long be allowed to use the name gorilla glue due to a copyright held by the people who make the adhesive, "gorilla glue"

its instead going to be renamed "GG#4"

back on topic though, i live in the concentrate capitol of the fucking world, so no i am not jealous
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TopicRate these created wrestlers!
Troll_Police_
10/16/18 12:35:43 AM
#10
make amingo from samba de amigo
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Topicgod DAMN IT i am SICK OF THIS PotD!!!!!!
Troll_Police_
10/16/18 12:32:10 AM
#9
MICHALCOLE posted...
You posted this exact same thing on the nfl board and it got deleted


and on CE
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TopicSaudi Arabia vows to retaliate with 'greater action' if hit with sanctions.
Troll_Police_
10/15/18 12:00:54 AM
#14
the US is actually now the worlds largest oil producer, so fuck em
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Topici'm now over 1,000 dollars of hoarded currency
Troll_Police_
10/14/18 1:20:57 PM
#12
i always think that this is just the weirdest fucking hobby, but hey, you found something you enjoy that youre passionate about. everyone should be so fortunate.
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TopicSo a match against an ai in Starcraft II on Very Easy was...
Troll_Police_
10/14/18 12:23:15 PM
#4
just play the original dawn of war like a man and stop settling for these shitty vanilla RTSs
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TopicYour 5 year old son comes up to you and says, "I'm a girl."
Troll_Police_
10/13/18 7:53:43 PM
#23
time to go see a therapist

you dont treat mental illness by telling the patient that their disorder is reality. you dont tell a person with schizophrenia that the voices they hear and the things they see are real.
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TopicIt's a new m night shymalan's Glass trailer
Troll_Police_
10/12/18 10:28:42 PM
#2
split and unbreakable were probably the only 2 shamylan movies i actually liked
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TopicKavanaugh okd by Senate.
Troll_Police_
10/06/18 1:59:32 PM
#77
Monopoman posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...
The top Democrat on the panel, Sen. Dianne Feinstein of California, said Republicans have "largely chosen to ignore the testimony" of Christine Blasey Ford, who accused Kavanaugh of sexually assaulting her when they were teenagers.


They ignored her testimony because there was fucking ZERO evidence to back it up

if i say that shriveled old hag molested me when i was 8 with nothing to back it up should they lock her ass up?

seriously, that bitch is pure evil.

Yeah, she should have had someone tape the event back when it happened!


so you think that without sufficient evidence to convict, we should still convict and place the burden of proof on the defendant?

in other words guilty until proven innocent.

brilliant.
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TopicWhen new people "feel you out" to see what they can get away with...
Troll_Police_
10/06/18 9:34:31 AM
#6
So you mean you met an asshole?
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TopicOver 60% of the US Military are OBESE!! Do you have a problem with that???
Troll_Police_
10/05/18 12:49:14 PM
#21
Oh, and in case anyone forgot in the last few posts, this is the face of the man who thinks he can shit on others for being overweight

ZAeOe1e
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TopicI won student president!
Troll_Police_
10/05/18 12:45:28 PM
#3
If this is true I just want you to know that this never would have happened if they knew you like we do.
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TopicKavanaugh okd by Senate.
Troll_Police_
10/05/18 11:29:04 AM
#9
WastelandCowboy posted...
The top Democrat on the panel, Sen. Dianne Feinstein of California, said Republicans have "largely chosen to ignore the testimony" of Christine Blasey Ford, who accused Kavanaugh of sexually assaulting her when they were teenagers.


the ignored her testimony because there was fucking ZERO evidence to back it up

if i say that shriveled old hag molested me when i was 8 with nothing to back it up should they lock her ass up?

seriously, that bitch is pure evil.
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TopicOver 60% of the US Military are OBESE!! Do you have a problem with that???
Troll_Police_
10/05/18 11:25:03 AM
#13
i mean, first of all its probably based on BMI which is stupid to begin with

second of all, i guess we cant all be lean, muscled, well toned machines like this guy:

ZAeOe1e
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