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Topic | Amy Schumer says Cindy Hyde-Smith is a CRACKHEAD with Tiny RACIST TEETH!!! |
ClarkDuke 11/29/18 8:47:06 PM #13 | I live in Los Angeles, those are indeed crackhead teeth, ok? --- |
Topic | does any1 honestly like icoyar? |
ClarkDuke 11/29/18 8:42:29 PM #20 | He's better than Zeus, but that's a remarkably low bar, ok? --- |
Topic | Currently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/29/18 8:40:03 PM #15 | Red_Frog posted... ClarkDuke posted...we've been getting flack for Micheal Cera in brown face, ok? Fair enough, not everyone liked his shift to off broadway, with Lobby Hero, ok? SunWuKung420 posted... If you are the real clark duke, are you willing to video chat with me? I will record it. Thanks for the offer, but I'm interested in women, and dating someone, ok? Revelation34 posted... You should take pictures. Landscape photography is a hobby of mine, ok? --- |
Topic | i came to eat CHEETOS® and masturbate, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 11:14:15 PM #5 | I like to masturbate after eating Cheetos, then pretend my dust stained penis is the POTUS, ok? --- |
Topic | Would You Kiss This User No 71 |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 11:11:31 PM #7 | Aculo posted... who? --- |
Topic | Mom of 27 y/o American CHRISTIAN Man KILLED says it's his OWN FAULT!!! |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 11:10:34 PM #30 | Zeus posted... Killing Christians is more of a Muslim and atheist thing than a Hindu thing. Plus are the island's inhabitants even Hindu? Are you even trying? --- |
Topic | Is it me, or did the ugliest girl win this race? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 10:59:48 PM #98 | Zeus posted... Well, I guess it speaks to the old adage: "When you don't have looks, you have to try much harder at life." Then why are you on unemployment Brett, you don't have looks, ok? --- |
Topic | Currently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 10:43:40 PM #9 | We are looking for Peggy, and we've been getting flack for Micheal Cera in brown face, ok? --- |
Topic | Currently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 10:40:16 PM #7 | Metalsonic66 posted... Thomas Haden Church as Boomhauer He's trying out for Hank. --- |
Topic | Have you ever joined a patreon? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 10:39:24 PM #105 | wwinterj25 posted... True story, ok? When she asked why, I told her she's not worth a roll of quarters, ok? --- |
Topic | Currently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 10:37:18 PM #5 | Metalsonic66 posted... Matthew McConaughey as Dale He's holding out for Boomhauer, ok? --- |
Topic | Thanks GM for killing some more towns. |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 10:36:11 PM #18 | Mead posted... People need to stop trying to look for a person to blame and understand that this is the price of automation, theres no stopping it, and this isnt even the tip of the iceberg yet. It's easier for the small minded to blame an individual, then conceptualize the why, ok? --- |
Topic | Elon Musk said he'll probably live on Mars. What genius, wish I thought of that! |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 10:27:54 PM #17 | Maybe Elon will start posting here, ok? --- |
Topic | Have you ever joined a patreon? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 10:21:25 PM #103 | wwinterj25 posted... ClarkDuke posted...I was once thrown out of a strip club for throwing a rolls of nickels, ok? When isn't it worth throwing a roll of nickels at someone's chest, ok? --- |
Topic | Currently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 9:59:37 PM #3 | LaggnFragnLarry posted... sounds awesome. i know youll do a great job as bobby, clark Thank you Larry. I felt the best gift for Bobby's legacy, was playing him myself, ok? --- |
Topic | Do you think this is a stupid reason to not smile at school? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 5:45:35 AM #6 | So, you're a self hating Asian. --- |
Topic | Have you ever joined a patreon? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 5:26:51 AM #46 | wwinterj25 posted... I bet if it was some guy doing this you wouldn't be as quick to throw money at him. I was once thrown out of a strip club for throwing a rolls of nickels, ok? --- |
Topic | Currently in talks regarding a live action King of the Hill update, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 5:14:22 AM #1 | The idea is a decades passed, but with a darker comedic spin added, ok? It would center on a successful Bobby's return to Arlen, with plans of raising Luanne and Lucky's child. Their trailer crushed them in a tornado. Bobby, constantly struggles with his sobriety and gets back into contact with his childhood friend, Joseph. Thoughts and opinions are welcome, ok? --- |
Topic | Have you ever joined a patreon? |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 4:47:25 AM #41 | No, Patreon's are internet pyramid schemes, ok? --- |
Topic | DEEP FRlED DOG POOP |
ClarkDuke 11/26/18 4:46:14 AM #6 | Cacciato posted... Why do you like poop so much? Everything starts with t in the v, ok? --- |
Topic | Ivanka Trump used a personal email account to send hundreds of government emails |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 11:42:47 PM #18 | Oops_All_Berrys posted... Judgmenl posted...FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...Lol. Lock her up? You can tell he wants a run at Ivanka, ok? --- |
Topic | I was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 11:38:50 PM #23 | May he Rest In Peace. --- |
Topic | What's a good hard game from this year that will push ma shit in? |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 11:34:23 PM #18 | I found the most appropriate place to push my shit in, was a toilet, ok? --- |
Topic | I was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 11:32:49 PM #21 | wwinterj25 posted... ClarkDuke posted...It's why I masturbate before every scene, ok? It was a tip given to me by John Ritter, during my run on Hearts Afire, ok? --- |
Topic | I wanted to deface currency to, ironically, teach people a lesson. |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 11:27:02 PM #11 | I draw multiple penises all over the bills I receive, it's a labor of love, ok? --- |
Topic | Is it me, or did the ugliest girl win this race? |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 11:14:53 PM #14 | I'd give each a ride on the bone train, ok? --- |
Topic | Trump has made the "baggy suit" hip. |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 11:09:29 PM #9 | You'd almost never guess he's wearing a diaper underneath, ok? --- |
Topic | I was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 11:07:57 PM #16 | Lokarin posted... it's easy to pretend to be a racist or sexist since they look and act like anyone else. I don't wear MAGA hats though, ok? --- |
Topic | I really wish Peter Jackson didn't just cut out entire chapters from FotR |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 11:06:15 PM #24 | Would you've taken your son to see it? --- |
Topic | I was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 11:03:16 PM #13 | VixYW posted... I think the harder is getting to be an actor at all. I was a child actor - now adult actor, ok? --- |
Topic | I was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 11:02:47 PM #12 | wwinterj25 posted... ClarkDuke posted...How do the rest of you feel on the subject, ok? It's why I masturbate before every scene, ok? MisterXiado posted... Read FBI violent crime statistics by race, and you'll be "racist" in no time. Care to summarize, it'd be easier, ok? shadowsword87 posted... It depends on if they're a method actor or not I guess. Fair point, ok? dancer62 posted... It's a part. So what? Follow your blocking, don't intentionally upstage your co-actors, follow the script and the director, don't blow your lines. Jazz-hands would've sealed your post, ok? Krazy_Kirby posted... impersonating someone doesn't make you an actor ziggi Again, I'm not Ziggi but he's a close friend, ok? GasMonkey posted... just cause you got paid 20 and the guy filmed it doesnt mean youre an actor Sounds like you learned the hard way, ok? --- |
Topic | I have cancer. |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 1:36:22 AM #164 | wwinterj25 posted... xjayguyx posted...Like you care. Zeus did the same thing when I had a scare, he acts like the center on everything, ok? --- |
Topic | Seattle Teacher who had SEX with her 12 y/o STUDENT is BACK TOGETHER with him!!! |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 1:34:13 AM #4 | Zeus posted... Given he can do far better, I guess it shows the harm of grooming. You guys, Brett sounds jealous, ok? --- |
Topic | I was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 1:24:20 AM #3 | According to Donald Trump, I am a minority, ok? --- |
Topic | have girl is pregant? |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 1:11:28 AM #14 | I blame our school systems, ok? --- |
Topic | Florida Girl Screams PLEASE DON'T KILL ME playing CALL OF DUTY and COPS CAME!!! |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 1:09:16 AM #2 | She looks pregnant in the wedding photos, ok? --- |
Topic | I was asked as an actor, is it harder to pretend to be racist or sexist, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 1:06:29 AM #1 | As an actor, pretending to be sexist is much harder, ok? How do the rest of you feel on the subject, ok? --- |
Topic | Ivanka Trump used a personal email account to send hundreds of government emails |
ClarkDuke 11/20/18 1:03:31 AM #3 | Ivanka sounds like the name of a spy, Russian spy, ok? --- |
Topic | Why are people calling it no fap November? |
ClarkDuke 11/08/18 2:40:39 PM #17 | solid_kush posted... ClarkDuke posted...It's propaganda from the church, ok? They want less masturbation, ok? --- |
Topic | Why are people calling it no fap November? |
ClarkDuke 11/08/18 2:34:11 PM #15 | It's propaganda from the church, ok? --- |
Topic | What is the chance this job calls me back? |
ClarkDuke 11/08/18 2:31:42 PM #12 | I've found headshots of my penis gets a callback, ok? --- |
Topic | Liberal Horror Producer, Jason Blum is BOOED and THREATENED for DISSING TRUMP!!! |
ClarkDuke 11/08/18 2:25:10 PM #16 | Zikten posted... I never hated Jews. the whole thing was cause you guys misunderstood what I was saying. I said I was not able to understand how God could let the holocaust happen. and that I don't believe in the jewish religion cause of that. I never said I hated Jews I feel like there's missing context, and you're giving me the press release, ok? --- |
Topic | Larry King in hospital after fall. |
ClarkDuke 11/08/18 2:20:53 PM #2 | Someone is tripping the elderly today, ok? --- |
Topic | Liberal Horror Producer, Jason Blum is BOOED and THREATENED for DISSING TRUMP!!! |
ClarkDuke 11/08/18 2:20:09 PM #14 | Zikten posted... ClarkDuke posted...why does Zikten dislike the Jewish as a whole You changed your mind? --- |
Topic | Tabata out as majority of FFXV DLC cancelled |
ClarkDuke 11/08/18 2:17:53 PM #27 | Jen0125 posted... what about people who bought the season pass Lube up, we're being screwed, ok? --- |
Topic | Did you know that they once marketed cigarettes with a new kind of filter, ok? |
ClarkDuke 11/08/18 2:14:07 PM #1 | One that was far more effective, and hence made for a healthier smoke? That filter was made out of asbestos, ok? --- |
Topic | Have you ever realized well after the fact that someone played you? |
ClarkDuke 11/08/18 2:11:38 PM #7 | As an actor extraordinaire, I am lied to on a daily basis, ok? --- |
Topic | Liberal Horror Producer, Jason Blum is BOOED and THREATENED for DISSING TRUMP!!! |
ClarkDuke 11/08/18 2:07:31 PM #10 | DrVonRupee posted... Full throttle why do you make these cancerous topics all the time? Why does Zeus vehemently defend neo-Nazis, and why does Zikten dislike the Jewish as a whole, ok? --- |
Topic | I kinda want to get a bad dragon sex toy |
ClarkDuke 11/08/18 2:02:26 PM #13 | MICHALECOLE posted... LinkPizza posted...This makes me think they Ive always wanted to try a fleshlight. But maybe not such an expensive one... But I also dont know a good price for them... If there's any fecal matter in it, he's safe, ok? --- |
Topic | What can i do to make you like me? |
ClarkDuke 10/28/18 4:57:19 AM #19 | You got closer than anyone here, and there's always next year, ok? --- |
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