Lurker > HylianFox

I have glasses for distance but I never wear them
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

This needs a YT channel
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Nintendo won, Sega didn't

Simple
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Thanks, Obama
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

I hope not, but the large sales numbers for the system must be tempting for the more unscrupulous developers.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Funko's are lazy, cookie-cutter designs
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

every character needs a dark/evil version

Wario
Waluigi
Dark Link
Dark Samus
Dark Pit

the list goes on
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

He did say he was all alone in the White House...
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

they just bat at the string
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Damn_Underscore posted...

why is Bubsy there lol

without watching the video, is he Boris?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

I'm 106 over 80
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

But not ugly pretty?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

He grew up and got ugly.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Muffinz0rz posted...

I posted a meme with Harambe

That's another thing, is giving an ape a "black-sounding" name racist?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Their very existence is insulting to us.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

"Are you gonna listen to that MONKEY?"
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Phantom_Nook posted...

HylianFox posted...

Phantom_Nook posted...

Have we ever had such a whiny bitch as president?

Harding?

Don't know much about Harding. In what ways was he a whiny bitch.

Like Trump, he often appointed friends, relatives, and other "yes men" to high office
Had several scandals, such as Teapot Dome
Had extramarital affairs

And he just looks kinda like a whiny bitch
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Sunhawk posted...

Uh, how can a brand be gay?

Some underwear labels I only ever see in gay porn or on models

most people just wear FotL or other cheap stuff
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

any of the gay ones, like Andrew Christian or 2Xist
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Pancake posted...

'real' doctors don't know anything either though. may as well roll some dice and play in the street.

Not saying the science is wrong, but it's scary how many supposed "professionals" pull diagnoses out of their asses or else do nothing but fill out prescriptions
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Sounds like someone's chakras are out of alignment
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Casting apes/monkeys as the villains
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

I can't tell you how many Japanese-made games there are that have ridiculous Japanese stereotype characters.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Blue_Dream87 posted...

Feel like Lucario could've been a Dee Jay

that's still comparing black people to animals, even f they are fictional monsters
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

I mean, when was the last time you heard of a guy named Diddy who wasn't black?
And then there's Dixie, an old nickname for the confederacy...
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

_BlueMonk posted...

HylianFox posted...

yeah, remember when DK was the final boss in Punch-Out and people howled racism?

n.. no?

https://punchout.wikia.com/wiki/Donkey_Kong
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Squidkids posted...

Likewise DK was probably chosen both as a reference to Punchout Wii and to reference Sandman's big punch.

yeah, remember when DK was the final boss in Punch-Out and people howled racism?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Phantom_Nook posted...

Have we ever had such a whiny bitch as president?

Harding?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

SpudForce posted...

Meanwhile his Secret Service detail and the BP Agents doing actual work on the border go without pay.

womp womp
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Not even Melania wants to be alone with him
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

was TC just reading this too?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ban-gift-wrapping-paper_us_5c1d5c12e4b0407e907af36c
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Yahoo Serious
Fahoo Delirious
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

papercup posted...

Trump would be sad if he wasn't so funny.

Weird, I feel the exact opposite
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Sexypwnstar posted...

Good shit Gamespot, just like that time you spoiled the WWE PPV results in your sidebar!

I removed the GameSpot sidebar from the Boards page ages ago. Never looked back
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

I don't have a dog
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

ProfessorKukui posted...

No GBA VC

also no SNES VC before the New 3DS came out
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

I got the wedding bell bluuuuuueeeeessssssss
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Ages/Season are on 3DS VC, I know because I have them
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

green with a hazel center?
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Breath of the Mild
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Can use it as a dildo/butt plug

It's all up to you
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

The only Simon I love is Belmont
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

You know Sailor Moon, we really are Sailor Moon.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

"How you doin'?"

ungh
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

The arrow on that graph isn't even going left-to-right...
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

I say 5 because nobody else ever gives it any love

It was also the first MM game I ever played
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Fat bastard should go back to the North Pole
>_>
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

I think Cracked put it pretty well

Ready Player One takes place in the year 2045, and humanity is addicted to a shared virtual reality known as OASIS, which is chock-full of references to movies like Jurassic Park and video games like Minecraft. But bizarrely, there's nothing new. Really? There are no iconic pieces of entertainment made between now and 2045? That's 27 years! That's like living in a 2018 where no one references any pop culture from after 1991. To put things in perspective, our main character races around in a digital DeLorean from 1985's Back To The Future. That'd be like if today's gamers were modding their avatars to look like Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper.

http://www.cracked.com/article_26082_why-E28098ready-player-oneE28099-was-one-2018s-worst-movies.html
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

That's not his style
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt

Only losers let him get away without paying rent
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson
Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt