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TopicIm getying death threats off whats app...
EpicMickeyDrew
10/25/18 6:34:19 AM
#15
What is ms 13?
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TopicSingle girl invites you over, do you assume to have sex?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/22/18 1:24:14 PM
#27
shokan_warrior posted...
It would be my assumption but when she gets super into the mood I'd leave

Only having sex on my terms

Then why go lol
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TopicLawman or Outlaw in RDR2?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/22/18 1:21:37 PM
#18
lww99 posted...
GregShmedley posted...
lww99 posted...
I told my gf what to expect. Told her we may want to bring an old TV into living room, so she doesnt get bored. Its gonna be a month minimum before I put the controller down.


LOL I've set my girl's expectations as well. She said she wouldn't trip as long as long as she got attention where needed, if you know what I mean. >_>


That sounds perfect lmfao. Sure babe, we can take a hump break. Then I gotta get back to the Wild West!

this happened
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TopicLawman or Outlaw in RDR2?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/22/18 10:22:58 AM
#7
outman
lawlaw
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TopicI pretended to be a liberal to get laid.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/22/18 10:17:31 AM
#26
pics
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TopicNobody won mega millions, now sits at 1.6 billion
EpicMickeyDrew
10/20/18 6:21:06 PM
#44
Kombucha posted...
i guess i'm going to break my rule of buying 1 ticket per year to buy 1 more ticket.

whitelytning posted...
It's + EV. Have to play when it gets this big.

This is a fallacy. As the payout improves more people enter, meaning that it's more likely to be split, the winnings are likely to be halved or quartered, so your odds and EV are lower.
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TopicDescribe your sex life using the title of a movie or TV show.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/19/18 10:10:01 PM
#11
Prison break
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TopicHow well did Skyrim hold up, in your opinion?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/19/18 9:27:37 PM
#7
lol at everyone hating. If it's so bad why is it still the number one game on this website 7 years after its release
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TopicSo I just won the Mega Millions Jackpot of over 1 Billion dollars
EpicMickeyDrew
10/19/18 9:23:15 PM
#7
big if true
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Topic"You gave me the winning ticket, right?"
EpicMickeyDrew
10/19/18 8:10:25 PM
#6
I don't get it. What ticket?
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TopicDo you believe that there is a heaven?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/19/18 5:50:54 PM
#12
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Nope.

Zero reason to believe there is one. It's purely wishful thinking and belief in supernatural legends.

How do you explain that life exists then?
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TopicHi. I'm new here, been told this board was good.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/18/18 6:29:16 AM
#16
You're gonna die in here fish.
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TopicRemember the ice bucket challenge?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/18/18 6:25:43 AM
#23
eston posted...
I remember some guy nominated me on FB and I just, like, didn't acknowledge it in any way whatsoever lol

You must be fun at parties.
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TopicThe last AssCreed game I played was 2. I've been thinking about playing 3.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/16/18 2:21:46 PM
#43
@DevsBro posted...
and I really liked how in Rogue they killed Bill off screen since it was easy to miss but I caught it. :)

Just played rougue, who's bill and when/how did they kill him off.
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TopicThe last AssCreed game I played was 2. I've been thinking about playing 3.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/16/18 9:34:48 AM
#13
Vertania posted...
AC3 is my favorite one, but you might as well wait for the remaster at this point. Should be out in the next month or two.

Didn't know that, thanks.
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Topicdoes anyone here still regularly watch modern family?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/15/18 6:25:34 PM
#6
Parappa09 posted...

also f***ing leave jay retired already

English?
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TopicTits you can't help but want to motorboat da fuck outta dem?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/15/18 6:52:46 AM
#7
ssj3vegeta posted...
https://imgur.com/yQOcrFB

jaysus
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TopicRed Dead Redemption 2 main campaign will be around 65 hours long
EpicMickeyDrew
10/15/18 6:51:40 AM
#2
*Snore*

Quality > Quantity
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Topic10 million, but you must take it in the butt by 100 guys in 3yrs.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/14/18 9:07:29 PM
#91
EzeDoesIt posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Ivany2008 posted...
collect the 10 million, pay the 100 men off with a thousand bucks each, live off the remaining 9 million.


Do the math again. You're way off there.


Half way through his post he realized no one would have sex with him for less than $10,000.

What? He's not paying them for sex. He's paying them for not sex. If anything he realized it would take 10,000$ to convince people not to sleep with him.
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TopicDo you use urinals?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/12/18 1:46:40 PM
#22
NeuralLaxative posted...
I have a urinal in my house


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TopicMom at coffee shop got mad at me for putting on headphines
EpicMickeyDrew
10/12/18 11:31:21 AM
#25
voldothegr8 posted...
BuIlet_Wing posted...
...

Well then

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TopicHow many inches?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/12/18 10:31:57 AM
#6
15 inch dick
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TopicHouse was broken into last night :/
EpicMickeyDrew
10/12/18 9:54:14 AM
#3
Doom_Art posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
xbox 360, plus all the games.

why would they take a console from the previous generation

those are some shit thieves

I know it's really weird, the tv is like ten years old too
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TopicHouse was broken into last night :/
EpicMickeyDrew
10/12/18 9:49:14 AM
#1
Looks like they climbed though the kitchen window and left out the side door, they only took the tv and xbox 360, plus all the games. If they'd have gone any further into the house they'd have seen my brand new bike just sitting there. Mostly i'm just fucking pissed off that I didn't catch them.
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TopicStudy: "1.4 billion people aren't exercising enough, especially women"
EpicMickeyDrew
10/12/18 6:18:21 AM
#44
EndOfDiscOne posted...
a catch-22 where exercise helps increase your energy levels, but you don't want to exercise if you don't have energy.

It's not a catch 22. If anything it's a positive feedback loop,going to the gym equals more energy equals more gym equals more energy.
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TopicGot super low Testosterone and it is weird and I'm still getting used to it AMA.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/10/18 6:24:33 PM
#38
What are the sypyons of low test?
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TopicLife expectancy virtually everywhere on earth has doubled in the last 70 years
EpicMickeyDrew
10/09/18 3:30:25 PM
#6
SageHarpuiaHX posted...
Not having a world war helps

Not that big a factor.
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TopicSo I put "looking for a gym partner" in my Tinder bio...
EpicMickeyDrew
10/09/18 8:46:39 AM
#13
Vermander posted...
A couple non-intimate pics with my

Why
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TopicHoly Shit Skyrim Survival Mode sucks balls
EpicMickeyDrew
10/08/18 5:54:19 PM
#5
Get the rebalance mod.
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Topic$100,000,000 but a ~50MT nuclear bomb detonates somewhere on Earth.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/08/18 3:01:29 PM
#80
DarkTransient posted...
omega cookie posted...
Anybody, ignoring the pathetic trolls and edgy kids, who would legitimately take this deal should be force fed glass for the good of humanity.


It's easy to deny when you're posting on a message board and know the deal isn't real. But let's not pretend you'd decline $100m that easily, especially given the overwhelmingly high chance it does no harm whatsoever (let alone does no harm just to you).

Actually I think it's easier to say yes on a message board when you know that you won't really be killing anyone.
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Topic5 million, but you will have the flu for 5 years.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/08/18 9:19:58 AM
#5
I don't know
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Topicshould all men have a 9pm curfew so females can feel safe at night?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/07/18 7:13:14 AM
#143
https://twitter.com/DanielleMuscato/status/1047782613635817472

????????
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TopicEver hear of the guy who was 80% stomach, could digest anything, and ate a baby?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/06/18 6:59:06 AM
#6
Title reads like a joke setup
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TopicWho deserves to give the killing blow to Thanos?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/06/18 6:50:28 AM
#26
shnangyboos posted...
Trelve posted...
shnangyboos posted...
Just going to ask here, but Strange said he explored millions(all?) Of possible outcomes, and they only stop him in one, right? Were there no scenarios where Starlord didn't ruin them getting the gauntlet off? Hell, it was practically off anyway. I guess you could explain it away as it just doesn't matter, he always gets it back, or that there are no scenarios where he doesnt ruin it, but ehhhh.

Sorry, this has no doubt been covered before, but I just recently watched it, and this really stood out for me.


After Thanos clicks his fingers, before Strange fades away he says "we're in the end game now", implying that everything that happened was part of the plan.


I think it was more like sorry, it had to be this way, but I'm not sure how that relates to my question. I guess I'm saying it's hard to believe they don't get the gauntlet off in any scenario, when it was basically off anyway in the scenario we see.

the scenario where star Lord doesn't ruin it is the one where they succeeded. What don't you get
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Topicit amazes me how the general public gets the meaning of ''negging" wrong
EpicMickeyDrew
10/05/18 2:20:02 PM
#22
Wrong. Negging is like "I admire the confidence you have to not care how you look" when she's clearly dressed up.
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TopicYa ever get right out of the shower and suddenly have to shit?
EpicMickeyDrew
10/05/18 7:44:31 AM
#14
Well yeah, that's because the warm water relaxes your bowels.
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TopicGoddamn thieves. I am so pissed right now.
EpicMickeyDrew
10/04/18 11:57:47 AM
#26
Lock the wheels too from now on
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Topici've unfollowed people on instagram if they have a life better than mine
EpicMickeyDrew
10/04/18 8:58:04 AM
#9
You must be unfollowing everyone, then.
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TopicI don't tip anyone - period. It's because I'm against worker exploitation
EpicMickeyDrew
10/01/18 7:11:55 AM
#62
@nicklebro posted...
EpicMickeyDrew posted...

Why would I donate money to people who make more than me?

Because that's the custom in America. Unless you just don't mind being a cheap person, which it's pretty clear you don't. You don't seem to care about being a good person at all, so stiff away.

>Not following a custom of a foreign country
>Not giving money to people who are richer than me

"You are a bad person"

Please explain the reasoning here.
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TopicI don't tip anyone - period. It's because I'm against worker exploitation
EpicMickeyDrew
09/30/18 6:52:01 PM
#34
nicklebro posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
You know what I do leave in the tip section on the receipt?

"Get a better job"

Much more valuable than any coins I were to throw at them as if they were beggars on the street

Of they're working at a shitty restaurant then sure, but what about servers and bartenders making a good living? When I worked in Las Vegas I was a server and bartender and made over 70k/year as a 21-22 year old kid with no college degree.

Why would I donate money to people who make more than me?
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TopicI feel sorry for kids whose parents had them old
EpicMickeyDrew
09/30/18 6:47:07 AM
#33
My mom had me when she was 16, all my friends parents could drive, had careers, and were mature. The grass isnt always greener.
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TopicWhen people you work with think there you're friends
EpicMickeyDrew
09/27/18 4:57:32 AM
#5
How did you meet your friends tc
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TopicSpider-Man was really fucking good.
EpicMickeyDrew
09/14/18 7:50:08 AM
#2
Was good? Is good.
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