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TopicYour thoughts on men who say dey deserve sex for being nice?
LordMarshal
11/29/18 12:16:14 PM
#8
You can tell after bei g nice once if a girl wants to fuck you over it. Some are just saying thanks for being nice. Dont push those.
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Topici wonder what would happen if you put every girl i've ever kissed in 1 room
LordMarshal
11/29/18 9:35:45 AM
#5
What about the men?
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TopicJust a friendly reminder that i am superior to you
LordMarshal
11/28/18 10:54:19 PM
#2
YyouSoInferior posted...
I am smarter, hotter and more richer than all of you guys combined.

Me > entire gamefaqs community combined


Not what your mother said. Though it was hard to understand her because her mouth was full.
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TopicDo you miss Louie ck?
LordMarshal
11/28/18 10:08:50 PM
#9
But id just leave if anyone did that.
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TopicShe says she's ready
LordMarshal
11/28/18 9:38:07 PM
#11
Id fuck that....and those.
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TopicText your girlfriend: "sometimes I wish you had a dick"
LordMarshal
11/28/18 9:07:53 PM
#9
I wish you had a one too

I knew shed say that.
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TopicWhat the hell is the "masked singer"?
LordMarshal
11/28/18 8:10:49 PM
#1
-This celebrity singer is hidden behind a costume.
-Guess who?
-Its them
-Who cares?
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Topicpit bulls are good dogs
LordMarshal
11/28/18 12:34:07 PM
#87
Just because they have a history and potential to murder you doesnt make them inherently bad.

actually by definition it does
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TopicThe most ridiculous part of FF7
LordMarshal
11/28/18 12:07:34 PM
#8
Clouds sword. Cloud would be ungodly strong to swing it at all.
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TopicPlatinum trophy on Dead Space 3 means you have you beat the game 4 times.
LordMarshal
11/28/18 10:21:23 AM
#24
One gun broke the game more than dh and was a nornal gun...
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Topicmen: your penis is chopped off and reattached 24 hrs later for $1 million. deal?
LordMarshal
11/28/18 7:09:57 AM
#15
SSJCAT posted...
you make it thru the full 24 hours with no trickery or bulls*** involved, you get the $1 million. deal?


If this is defnitely the case, sure but im sure something goes wrong.
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TopicHow is pikachu losing!?!?
LordMarshal
11/27/18 4:27:05 PM
#23
Shoulda put Jean Luc.
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TopicI got a pimple right inside my booty butthole.
LordMarshal
11/26/18 12:19:23 PM
#5
You mom did too.

I popped it.
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TopicIs there a story reason for 2bs ass to be hanging out?
LordMarshal
11/25/18 3:47:47 PM
#18
Prestoff posted...
See I have respect for Yoko Taro because he didn't make up some stupid BS reason for having 2B dress up the way she does unlike Kojima with Quiet. Just flat out admit you like seeing hot girls.


I dont respect him for not having the balls to show 9s ass. Very sexist. Sony needs to censor this sexism.
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TopicIs there a story reason for 2bs ass to be hanging out?
LordMarshal
11/25/18 2:18:24 PM
#16
CrimsonRage posted...
monkmith posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
We need a game where one the guys balls is hanging out the entire time and thry never acknowledge it

i've been saying for years that they need to censor zangief. massive bulge and constantly exposed nipples, disgusting.


i'd love this. a game where all the women are dressed conservatively and the men dressed in revealing fanservice outfits. just to see the reaction.


Put a guy in cammys clothes.
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TopicBae is such a terrible "word".
LordMarshal
11/25/18 2:11:11 PM
#13
I like to master bae.
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TopicOnly cool people can post in this topic.
LordMarshal
11/25/18 2:10:38 PM
#17
Weird, it let me post here.
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TopicIs there a story reason for 2bs ass to be hanging out?
LordMarshal
11/25/18 2:10:00 PM
#12
I think it would be fitting for 9s to be showing a lot more but hes covered the fuck up. At least be fair.

I want 9s ass.
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TopicIs there a story reason for 2bs ass to be hanging out?
LordMarshal
11/25/18 10:24:45 AM
#5
MakoReizei posted...
I started playing it so I'd have an excuse to look at 2B loods, and also because it's good


I know! I like just rubbing one off mid gameplay!

They shooda gave her big boobies doe!
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TopicIs there a story reason for 2bs ass to be hanging out?
LordMarshal
11/25/18 9:55:07 AM
#1
If theres not, it just seems dumb with the dude covered.

But i did fight a naked white haired ken doll with no genitals not too long ago.....
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TopicHow do the married men here get sex?
LordMarshal
11/25/18 9:47:52 AM
#4
You picked the wrong person to marry if its not just whenever.
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TopicHow can you hate The Last Jedi when it gave us this? *spoilers*
LordMarshal
11/24/18 9:07:13 PM
#39
Remember shirtless kylo babbling a lot?

Yeah.....
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TopicDo you think t-rex was mostly a scavenger?
LordMarshal
11/24/18 9:02:37 PM
#3
He was mostly a bitch...
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TopicHow can you hate The Last Jedi when it gave us this? *spoilers*
LordMarshal
11/24/18 8:58:12 PM
#33
army fires at luke for a while yet hes fine

"I, Kylo Ren, one strong with the force as to hide my kill thoughts from snoke do not sense a trap or hologram, for it is i who will go swat at luke for a while! Oh shit hes not really here!? Damn!"
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TopicImagine being a Pokemon CPU and unironically using protect
LordMarshal
11/24/18 8:31:09 PM
#7
protect
swords dance
protect
swords dance

..........
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TopicPro-gun pastor accused of shooting a woman who refused to have sex with him.
LordMarshal
11/24/18 8:26:38 PM
#15
It must be the violent video games and rap music.
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TopicMy gf just texted me "Grrrrrrrr"
LordMarshal
11/24/18 8:23:46 PM
#18
EEEEEEAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!


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TopicHow can you hate The Last Jedi when it gave us this? *spoilers*
LordMarshal
11/24/18 8:20:12 PM
#22
So the empires gonna kamikaze the good guys now?

No, this was a one time thing the good guys do because fuck all.
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TopicMom of 27 y/o American CHRISTIAN Man KILLED says it's his OWN FAULT!!
LordMarshal
11/24/18 8:18:00 PM
#12
I just LOVE these TOPIC titles that DO THIS to every other WORD.
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TopicBlack Friday was rather tame...
LordMarshal
11/24/18 8:15:42 PM
#1
There didnt seem to be any 50% off bargain bins. I still think the best one so far was when walmart practically made all their $20 50% off.
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TopicThis guy is reporting sex workers on Twitch, snapchat and other cam sites
LordMarshal
11/24/18 5:06:49 PM
#70

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TopicHow many shiny Pokemon have you encountered or caught purely by random chance?
LordMarshal
11/24/18 5:04:25 PM
#3
I dunno. I hacked all of mine shiny so....
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TopicDatamining Smash Ultimate has shown IPs from [spoilers] referenced in its code.
LordMarshal
11/24/18 4:51:22 PM
#8
Echoes sounds so fucking stupid. Clones or copies, jesus hell
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TopicThick booty White bitches are proof of God's love.
LordMarshal
11/24/18 4:49:36 PM
#13
This really helps me until i figure out how porn works on the internet. And how to touch myself.
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TopicPeople were upset that the new Tomb Raider went on sale one month after release
LordMarshal
11/23/18 8:33:32 PM
#4
At this rate someone will just give you their copy....
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TopicSuicide.
LordMarshal
11/23/18 8:04:39 PM
#8
Agnostic420 posted...
Animals don't have a choice.
If they're not happy with their place in the world too bad.
They have to live the life they've been given.
Humans, on the other hand, don't have to.
We have a choice.
If you don't like your place in the world, you can get off anytime you want.
Suicide. That's right.
You don't like the way your life's going,
You don't like the way you are in the world,
Anything around you, you can check out anytime you like.
Animals aren't allowed that thought
And believe me, if they were, they would use it.
There'd be a lot of dogs and cats, owned by assholes
That live in high-rises, diving out the windows.
Zebras if they even had remotely that thought
Would take a look at themselves and go, "What the fuck!"
Black & white in a green & brown world this blows.
I'm just gonna jump in the river
I don't have a thumb to work a gun or hold a knife
Or even open a jar of pills.
I'm just gonna dive into the next lion's mouth.
Why even bother?"
Now, monkeys have the opposable thumb
So they could kinda do it the exact same way we do.
Now, there's a bunch of people that say,
"Oh, it's against the law".
Well, it's only against the law if you do a crappy job and get caught.
Other people say, "Oh, we should save them".
Yeah, well you know what?
Not everybody wants to be saved.
Not everybody should be saved.
And who are we to force our will upon them?
I mean, isn't that one of the joys about being a human?
Freedom of choice?
Now, it's not all bad.
Now, I'm not saying "Kill yourself".
But if you're gonna be an idiot and do it anyway,
It's no sweat off of my back.
There's a lot of good that could come from it.
A little bit of bad thrown in.
Some of the things:
A job will open
An apartment will become available
There'll be more air for me
They say there's two girls for every guy - if you're a man, there'll be four chicks for me
There'll be more Ketel One vodka for me
There'll be one less idiot in line at the bank who gets up to the window without their fucking slips filled out
I won't ever have to go to the store to buy my favorite Salt & Vinegar Chips
And have the clerk point at you and say, "They bought the last bag"
You won't help change the McDonald's sign to a Hundred Billion Served
You'll never get AIDS
You won't have to worry about calories ever
No more, "Hey, does this make me look fat?"
There'll be one less polluting human
You won't have to recycle
There'll be one less car on the road
There'll be more Ring Dings for me
Fifty or so chickens' lives will be spared
Your fingers won't ever get red from eating pistachios
You won't be forced to visit your Grandparents on Sundays anymore
No more church
You'll be saying, "Hey, World - Kiss My Ass!"
No more wet dreams about Supermodels
No more Barry Manilow
Not for a few years anyway
Wondering "Am I a loser?" will be a thing of the past
Say good-bye to crappy Xmas presents from Aunts and Uncles
You won't have to suffer through a Motley Crue reunion
Fuck flossing and brushing
You'll never lose sleep over a pregnancy scare
Adios, acne
Worrying whether you fit in or not won't be on your brain
See ya later, homework
You'll never have to sit through another movie brought to you by the creators of South Park
School's out forever
No more paying bills
You won't have to do chores

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TopicCop beats 14 year old student for walking past him after he insults the staff.
LordMarshal
11/22/18 5:38:15 PM
#4
I remember back when this video was in anothwr topic.
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TopicWar of the Lions is under $4 on the Play Store.
LordMarshal
11/22/18 4:34:54 PM
#8
Garioshi posted...
LordMarshal posted...
No controller support. Ass.

FFT isn't exactly an input-heavy game to begin with.


I have it on this phone and hate the controls. I
have ffvi and sence controller support its awesome.
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TopicCE, I am very, very drunk at the moment.
LordMarshal
11/22/18 4:27:25 PM
#8
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
LordMarshal posted...
Like your mom when she concieved you.

Like your mom throughout your entire pregnancy


Still butthurt?

I love this guy!
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TopicWar of the Lions is under $4 on the Play Store.
LordMarshal
11/22/18 4:26:38 PM
#3
No controller support. Ass.
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TopicCE, I am very, very drunk at the moment.
LordMarshal
11/22/18 4:23:48 PM
#4
Like your mom when she concieved you.
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TopicHormones.....
LordMarshal
11/22/18 4:20:13 PM
#6
VandorLee posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
VandorLee flopic


You think this is clever.


But its not.
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TopicBoogie thinks what he does is "work".
LordMarshal
11/22/18 4:18:36 PM
#26
Him tying his own shoes is work.
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TopicHormones.....
LordMarshal
11/22/18 4:16:13 PM
#1
Whore Moans

Mindblown
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TopicTime to start worry?
LordMarshal
11/22/18 4:13:03 PM
#3
When you go to Heaven but Satan is there....
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TopicWhich N64 games are still worth a first-time play today, IYO?
LordMarshal
11/22/18 4:12:08 PM
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TopicYuna's boobs
LordMarshal
11/22/18 4:09:10 PM
#28
Its a weird meme to say ffx has a good story.

Im guessing its the "The Room" of ff stories.
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Topic4 moderations in 30 minutes
LordMarshal
11/22/18 4:04:17 PM
#34
Im a stupid, ugly moron.

LordMarshal is a troll with a small penis which really goes hand in hand.
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