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TopicScenario: You finish a workout and see a girl was staring at you the whole time
Mistere Man
12/13/18 10:53:00 PM
#5
People stare at me all the time it is usually followed by


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TopicWhat is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas movie?
Mistere Man
12/13/18 10:40:13 PM
#11
Gremlins
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Topic"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." lmao
Mistere Man
12/13/18 8:47:59 PM
#35
Two options one learn the kryptonian alphabet



Or two


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TopicWorld's most famous "spiritual healer" could be a serial molester.
Mistere Man
12/13/18 1:15:48 AM
#32
I wonder did he actually heal these accusers?
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TopicMike Pence accused of sexual misconduct
Mistere Man
12/12/18 10:09:33 PM
#13
BLAKUboy posted...
KainWind posted...
Did he accidentally see a woman's skin?

Worse. He kept eye contact for more than 3 seconds.


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TopicTrump makes his best deal yet
Mistere Man
12/12/18 10:02:03 PM
#9
boxington posted...
I'd love some tapioca pudding right now

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TopicIs there a worse movie than Manos: The Hands of Fate?
Mistere Man
12/12/18 9:42:45 PM
#33
The room
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TopicDoge petting is superior to Cate petting.
Mistere Man
12/12/18 9:33:01 PM
#22

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TopicLet's check in on TheDogfather.
Mistere Man
12/12/18 9:15:41 PM
#5
TheDogfather posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Gene therapy?

Can it help improve what you have?

None know.

So it is experimental?
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TopicLet's check in on TheDogfather.
Mistere Man
12/12/18 9:13:18 PM
#3
Gene therapy?

Can it help improve what you have?
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TopicAny guitarists here? Post your gear!
Mistere Man
12/12/18 9:06:19 PM
#32
1941 Gibson SJ-200

Just kidding
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TopicLets check in on Vegy's sex life
Mistere Man
12/12/18 8:40:19 PM
#15
There was a poster who said their farts smelled of Vegy so the at least got up in that booty.
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TopicTuna melt. Definitely a tuna melt.
Mistere Man
12/11/18 9:01:14 PM
#11
TheDogfather posted...
Reis posted...
Mistere Man posted...
I like everyone.

me too

I don't.

Understandable you had your heart broken, I know that feeling well.

Given time you find you can forgive, or not but still life will go on and as long as you dont give up you may find another chance to find real love.
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TopicTuna melt. Definitely a tuna melt.
Mistere Man
12/11/18 8:42:03 PM
#4
I like everyone.
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TopicHappy Birthday MorningRose!
Mistere Man
12/11/18 10:19:41 AM
#8

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TopicC/D: Any female who regularly posts on CE is not attractive.
Mistere Man
12/10/18 10:48:53 PM
#5
There is more to life than getting blasted by Chad dick like for example laughing at losers and where better to find them than here?
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TopicYou're a college
Mistere Man
12/10/18 10:46:32 PM
#5
If I am a college my main concerns will be to not collapse on my students, and to grow ivy on my walls.
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TopicI feel like everybody is doing better than me at life :(
Mistere Man
12/09/18 10:49:48 PM
#6
Have you become Mistere Man?

If no you are doing fine.

If yes then I have only one thing to say.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BODY YOU BODYSNATCHING GOOBER!
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TopicIf Batman is the night then Superman is the day.
Mistere Man
12/09/18 10:03:04 AM
#4
And Juliet is the sun.
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TopicHow is "mog" pronounced from Final Fantasy games?
Mistere Man
12/09/18 9:49:46 AM
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TopicFirst game that comes to mind with 'Dark' in its title?
Mistere Man
12/08/18 5:33:16 PM
#22
emblem boy posted...
Dark cloud 2

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TopicWhat would you do if someone saved their dog over your baby from a burning
Mistere Man
12/08/18 4:51:32 PM
#5
My thoughts?

Where the hell was I when my baby was in this building? Or where was who I left them with?
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TopicYour dog is burning. You can save one thing. SBAllen's penis or UnfairRepresent.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 4:06:33 PM
#10

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TopicSo CE.....what are you wearing
Mistere Man
12/08/18 4:04:16 PM
#7
T shirt
Jeans
Boxer briefs
Shoes

Imagine these thing on Jabba the Hutt and you have me.
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TopicWhich fast food is least terrible when reheated
Mistere Man
12/08/18 3:55:48 PM
#7
AloofHermit posted...
Taco Bell

This the hard shell tacos become amazing reheated imo.
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TopicFirst video game that comes to mind with the number '7' in its title?
Mistere Man
12/08/18 3:54:55 PM
#15
Killmonger posted...
FF7

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Topicyour baby is burning. you can only save one-a dog or a random apartment.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 3:49:34 PM
#5
slimfizzle2 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
I grab the vase worth millions just sitting in the hall.

I to grab my hypothetical gay Ming vase

One time in college does not make it gay!

Neither do the six other times in the hallway, or that other time behind the 7 11!
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TopicMost nerds are faithful.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 3:38:46 PM
#12
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
This is true as I have loved the same person since I was a child, sadly they had no feelings for me, and I have not seen them in over 25 years. I truly hope they found happiness in life.

What the fuck

You're still in love with someone who not only had no feelings for you, but you haven't seen in 25 years?

That's just creepy and sad

Well I dont dwell on it or obsess about it, but yes I still have feelings for them. For some reason my first love was my only love. Also I dont know for sure they had no feelings for me as I never asked.

I can't wrap my brain around still being in love with someone you haven't seen in a quarter of a century. Like they're almost certainly absolutely nothing like you remember.

Very true and if I met them again I may feel nothing, but still I just hope they found happiness in life as I couldnt give it to them so I hope they found someone that could.

Apologies for calling you creepy though. It's not creepy from what you describe, though it is depressing to imagine being in your situation.

No need to apologize it did come off as creepy which is why I tried to explain it better, but still thank you for the apology.
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TopicThe last attire your character wore becomes your permanent attire IRL.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 3:34:25 PM
#13
Well looks like I am a goner....

I was wearing this

https://goo.gl/images/ZGXAp9

But with the symbol of avarice on my head

https://goo.gl/images/XdUpw7

If you dont know the symbol of avarice drains your health 10 points a second and will kill you if you dont heal or remove it.
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TopicWhat's your favourite gun in video games?
Mistere Man
12/08/18 3:29:13 PM
#7
Mini gun (my baby!)

The P.R.L from res 4 wii is another favorite.
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TopicMost nerds are faithful.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 3:26:42 PM
#10
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
This is true as I have loved the same person since I was a child, sadly they had no feelings for me, and I have not seen them in over 25 years. I truly hope they found happiness in life.

What the fuck

You're still in love with someone who not only had no feelings for you, but you haven't seen in 25 years?

That's just creepy and sad

Well I dont dwell on it or obsess about it, but yes I still have feelings for them. For some reason my first love was my only love. Also I dont know for sure they had no feelings for me as I never asked.

I can't wrap my brain around still being in love with someone you haven't seen in a quarter of a century. Like they're almost certainly absolutely nothing like you remember.

Very true and if I met them again I may feel nothing, but still I just hope they found happiness in life as I couldnt give it to them so I hope they found someone that could.
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TopicMost nerds are faithful.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 3:20:59 PM
#7
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
This is true as I have loved the same person since I was a child, sadly they had no feelings for me, and I have not seen them in over 25 years. I truly hope they found happiness in life.

What the fuck

You're still in love with someone who not only had no feelings for you, but you haven't seen in 25 years?

That's just creepy and sad

Well I dont dwell on it or obsess about it, but yes I still have feelings for them. For some reason my first love was my only love. Also I dont know for sure they had no feelings for me as I never asked.

Also I was 14 the last time I saw them right before my family moved cross country.
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Topicyour baby is burning. you can only save one-a dog or a random apartment.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 3:10:31 PM
#3
I grab the vase worth millions just sitting in the hall.
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TopicDon't forget guys of CE, what women really want is the 3 sixes.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 2:53:41 PM
#10
RiderofHogs posted...
They want the Anti-Christ?

Yes! Another check for me if true!

Just kidding, but I have been called it before.
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TopicMost nerds are faithful.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 2:52:37 PM
#4
This is true as I have loved the same person since I was a child, sadly they had no feelings for me, and I have not seen them in over 25 years. I truly hope they found happiness in life.
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TopicDon't forget guys of CE, what women really want is the 3 sixes.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 2:50:23 PM
#7
SSJCAT posted...
6 inches or more

Can this be in negative inches? Mine imploded.
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TopicDon't forget guys of CE, what women really want is the 3 sixes.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 2:49:18 PM
#6
Check
Check (it is just under the flab)
Does $0.00000 count?
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TopicYour apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby.
Mistere Man
12/08/18 2:44:24 PM
#43
darkmaian23 posted...
The number of people who would save the dog instead of the baby is frankly shocking.

The orphanages are full of random babies, but there is only one my dog.

Someone really needs to come up with a way to stop so many random babies from wandering into my building when it is on fire.
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TopicCapcom lost their minds...
Mistere Man
12/08/18 11:12:26 AM
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TopicWhat kind of cat am I?
Mistere Man
12/07/18 10:41:50 PM
#4
This kind

https://goo.gl/images/LGsTBM
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Topichelp me think of a name for my new Labradoodle
Mistere Man
12/06/18 11:36:46 AM
#12
Dexter's Labradoodle
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Topichelp me think of a name for my new Labradoodle
Mistere Man
12/05/18 10:52:35 PM
#5
Labrador + poodle right?

How about

Podor (like Hodor from got)
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TopicHey STUD!
Mistere Man
12/05/18 10:49:24 PM
#2
Oh sorry I thought you wanted

Some
Totally
Ugly
Dude.
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TopicFavorite condiment of the two?
Mistere Man
12/05/18 11:52:32 AM
#4
Holy_Pumpkin posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Great BBQ sauce > ranch > average or below BBQ sauce

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TopicHow's Uranus?
Mistere Man
12/05/18 9:37:20 AM
#17
Flat
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TopicWhat do you think the cut-off point is in life, if you've failed up until that
Mistere Man
12/05/18 9:29:51 AM
#27
Romulox28 posted...
SwordMaster13X posted...
Sunhawk posted...
No, but at least I've gotten laid at least once.


How did it happen?

Probably something like this


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TopicJoe Biden: I'm the most qualified person to be president
Mistere Man
12/05/18 9:28:32 AM
#101
What the dems need to do is get Barack Obama to have plastic surgery and change his name to Yourock Brobama and run again.

Still needs work though to explain the wife and kids.
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