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There's only one AL team who I would be okay with winning, but the A's won't get that far, so go NL.

(unless the Rays somehow make it, especially if they knock off the Yankees)
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Nah fuck that, other leagues should do it. Or else teams become anonymous blobs of dudes named Matt.
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The only Raiders draft picks I trust are for kickers and punters.
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Waino looks kind of good so far!
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It helps when you have a dude who can make these kinds of catches:
https://deadspin.com/jaguars-wr-keelan-cole-snags-an-absurd-one-handed-catch-1829095750
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they'll put me at QB
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It's going to be a bullpen game for the Dodgers, so they aren't at that much of an advantage, either. Sure, Stripling is a quality starter, but they haven't been using him as one since he got off the DL.
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84 here, and goddamn playing a game of flag football in this heat was rough.
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I kind of like this Dodgers team, personally. Obviously, divisional rival and all, so you are naturally disposed to hate them, but the team is full of personality and guys I love to watch play.
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Chewy and the St. Louis Twins aren't very happy with Puig today.
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The Ottawa Senators are the Baltimore Orioles of the NHL.
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Ultima_Dragoon posted...

Aaahh!!! Raul Mondesi

This one actually works better with his son, giving you a team named AAAHHdalberto Mondesi.
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There's probably a football somewhere in the Spiderman game.

I'm generalizing only because I'm really sad I'm not able to play it for the time being.
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Zach Godley really broke down this inning, right chewy?

*nudges chewy*
*sees him watching football*
*sees everyone watching football*

...fine.
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Sickest burns:
Red Wings: Anything to do with Ken Holland. I don't think they get criticized enough for putting a large bearded toddler (Luke Witkowski) in the lineup.

49ers: Probably Richard Sherman's dismantling of Crabtree. Either that, or going down 28-0 in the Superbowl (which is negated because they nearly came back).

Blue Jays: Everyone will say it's Odor punching out Bautista, but the Jays knocked the Rangers out of the playoffs that year, so who cares. Honestly, you tell me on this one.

Raptors: Lebron.
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I got to cosplay both Nathan Peterman and Ed Reed today in flag football. Basically, never put me at QB.
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Nah, weed is no longer cool. Heroin is now where it's at.
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I don't think innings counts are a be-all, end-all that saves pitchers' arms. It will work for some, but honestly it's a crapshoot.
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Chewy wants to make love to German Marquez's slider.
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They should both fuck.
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I would have totally guessed Tyler Anderson for the Rockies.
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Regarding players currently on their rosters:
Blue Jays: Marcus Stroman
Red Wings: Anthony Mantha
Raptors: Kyle Lowry
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Vlad Jr. Sure, he isn't up yet, but I'm claiming it.
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Chromeo sounds like what Romeo would name his car in that terrible '90s modern Romeo and Juliet movie.
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Idiotic predictions:

Patriots
Browns (!!!)
Titans
Chiefs

Steelers
Jaguars

Eagles
Packers
Rams
Saints

Falcons
Panthers
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It depends on the performer and the venue. I missed out on a couple of concerts last year because I was too cheap. I probably should have spent the $80 to see RTJ/Lorde, though.
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That's barely surprising, and I'm willing to bet a lot of the PotD old guard would not be far from that opinion.
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That sounds better than the VR cafe I went to. There were mostly really basic indie games that were meant to convey an experience, rather than anything fun. I would have played Superhot VR for about 10 hours, since I loved the game on XB1.
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CaptainHammer posted...

Also it was exciting when he got traded to Toronto four years ago.

I remember a lot of casual fans were annoyed because they loved Brett Lawrie, on the account of him being basically a hockey enforcer in a baseball uni.
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MNTwins1991 posted...

we won our hockey league championship! We had the fewest goals for, fewest shots for, and most penalty minutes we've had all season but still won 1-0

Congrats. Doesn't sound like you made anybody ragequit, however.

On a similar note, we're going for the dodgeball championship tomorrow. In a shitty division, but it's something still.
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SpeeDLeemon posted...

excuse me, sir, but we went to the playoffs in [...] 2016

If only they brought Zack Britton with them...
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you had damn well better have ate all the breadsticks
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Royal Gala for life.
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Oh, by the way, my brother is really weird and had Philadelphia Eagles cupcakes at his wedding last weekend.
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https://twitter.com/StLouisBlues/status/1033861394934972416?s=19

Oh sweet lord those are pretty
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yeah so maybe the Cards are going to lose on a Matt Holliday pinch hit homer
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Someone wearing #61 should make their nickname for players weekend "I need scissors".
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No established closers are available this late in the fantasy. As far as I know, this dude isn't racist...

...I should verify that thou
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STLCards1991 posted...

I had totally forgotten that zeeky made a topic title dissing the Cardinals and they've lost like 4 games since

It also resulted in me jinxing Tommy Pham, which isn't good for fantasy purposes.

I won't mention what Cardinal I've picked up in pennance.
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CaptainHammer posted...

Me: *takes 40th fake bathroom break of the day*

My last refuge... well, refuges.
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Send him to the goddamn Angels. Let them void Pujols' contract to make it happen.
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I think Mendoza is better suited for interviews in the dugouts, but I like giving her the opportunity. I would be curious to see other women ESPN talking heads get a shot (such as Mina Kimes getting a shot to call a Mariners/Seahawks game as a colour commentator).
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I think we've said this before, but A-Rod in the booth is awesome. This ESPN crew is what their MNF broadcast wishes it was.
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They should force Jeter to pay the rest of Stanton's salary.
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CaptainHammer posted...

Man I'm actually starting to feel sorry for the Nats. They're an annoying team but they play in the like most evil division so you kind of have to root for them or the Phillies to win. Don't fall for the Braves' trap

Rescue Albies and Acuna.

For that matter, rescue Lindor, Jose Ramirez and Mike Clevinger off the Indians, and put them all on a non-racist team.

MNTwins1991 posted...

At hockey tonight the other team's goalie literally ragequit. Our scoring phenom Jacobson got his 3rd goal, and the goalie started skating after him and yelling. We were up 6-1 and they only had 7 total skaters and he was pissed that we weren't "laying off." It's an unfortunate situation for them and we felt bad, but what were we supposed to do? We all paid and drove out here to play hockey. And we weren't being dicks about it either, we were just playing the game. It was weird because during the first period he was cracking jokes and chatting with our bench and stuff.

Then, Jacobson scored a fourth goal with 8 minutes left in the game and the goalie took off his helmet and just skated off the ice.

I mean, if you're a rec league goalie, you gotta assume this is going to happen at some point.
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I really needed Buehler to win that for fantasy...
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The Rockies may suck, but their purple unis sure don't.

Which I've probably said before, but it's worth saying again. It's such a nice purple, and with the silver details on the uni, it has such great details as well.
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La flecha vive a pesar de los odiars
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Yes, my bandwagon team, the A's, now have my favourite player, The Rodfather.
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