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I shower every couple of weeks and I don't smell, have any skin conditions or any other things people associate with not showering

I keep my hands clean
I make sure to wipe properly
I use deodorant

Not sure what else there is to say
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Conflict posted...

You gonna misgender this woman too?

She is obviously a female
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Conflict posted...

Boohoo you got modded for making a transphobic post

lol
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G-Ziss posted...

I got moderated for calling this person a man. This world we live in has become such a sad place in recent years.

Same, except I said "dude"

lol
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Dude looks like a WWE gimmick and the video plays out like a backstage scene lol
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I'm feeling pretty rough rn, we were supposed to be going out for a meal but one hour before we're set to meet she texts me and says she can't make it with no reason given

I've asked her the reasoning and she hasn't replied to any of my texts. Little does she know that I've got nothing do now she's destroyed my plans so I can sit here all night asking her why if need be
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Should be allowed to fill it with a corrosive substance but I digress

Fair, next
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> doesn't drive a bmw

You can't be that proud, wait til you reach the pinnacle of human achievement and try again
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Dividends every April + a token 75/month
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My weekly shower is tomorrow
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Good news, I heard from her. Her phone has been messing up which is actually a blessing as I now know what to get her for Christmas, lol

The pictures she put on facebook were from an earlier date. I was slightly skeptical at first but I did my research and the pictures show a clear sky and it was cloudy/overcast all day yesterday
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Okay wow she's not answering her phone

This fucking sucks, all I can do is keep trying
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Been crushing on this girl for a few months, we've been hanging out every Tuesday and I became infatuated with her. Imagining perfect "what if" scenarios

I've been giving her subtle hints about how I feel to no avail

This morning she texts me saying she's sick and can't see me today. Naturally I became suspicious. 1/7 odds of being sick on the day we have a date? I don't think so. I knew something was up

I checked her facebook and not only has she spent the afternoon with some gym rat looking guy, she's also uploaded pics to her facebook. Does she really think I wouldn't see them?

I've texted her a few times asking why she lied to me but I've had no reply and it's starting to push me close to breaking point

I'm giving her another 20 minutes to reply or I'm going to call her and tell her how frustrated I am
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My friends older brother had an "adult interest" magazine

Pretty sure it was that magazine which introduced me to everything sex-wise for a good few years before sex-ed at school
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You are loving caring honest and a funny guy....If i had one word to sum you up it would be ADORABLE.A great friend to me and someone i can lean on....Unconditionally

Your very special to me !
Love u <3

Your a great person.

Ignoring the grammatical errors (which I really had to hold back from correcting, lol) my chances went from slim to outlook pretty good
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ChewedMint posted...

I don't think TC knows what the word cuck means

It's a word that's been thrown around literally countless times that it means whatever the hell you want it to mean

Middle hope posted...

The kid isnt yours and you are taking care of it to try and get the affection or a woman?

Bingo

And so far so good. We're going to the park later, lol
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Cookie Bag posted...

Imagine feeling proud of caring about the genetic offspring of another man, are you sure you're on the winning side here? lmao

Just because it's not my child can I not care for it? She does all the motherly stuff anyway, I literally pick it up from school and look after it for a few hours while she works
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aki_sora posted...

Why? Is the kid your kid?

I don't understand why some people take care other people kid

Not my child, but I figure being a father while the real father isn't around will bring me and my crush closer

It's working so far, I spend a lot more time with her than ever
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He has a child with her, but I'm much closer to her than he is and I'm pretty much the childs makeshift father. I pick up the child from school 2x a week, the father never has chance due to other commitments

LMAO, he literally sees the child on a Sunday and that's it where as I see the child multiple times a week

feelsgoodman.jpg
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Just because you're drunk doesn't excuse you from the rules

Reported for multiple censor bypasses, perhaps next time you will learn drinking isn't as cool as you thought
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> Biting CE = making CE jealous?

Sure thing bro
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I've been joking around with her all day and I just got this text from her:

> You are just the best best best guy friend a girl could ever have...lol

Don't be too jealous, guys. I'm going to have myself a sweetiepie really soon
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Gamefaqs has taught us that academic fields like literature don't exist because of teenagers that skill "well" and that's just your opinion for which I disagree.
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Yes, I was fat

Luckily I took control at 15 when I'd had enough of the bullying and started playing rugby

By age 16 nobody wanted to bully a rugby player and it stopped completely

Kids were a lot tougher back then I guess
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Yes

I emailed a picture of a dead rat to everybody who worked at the company
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James Randi (provided he isn't actually immortal)
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Butterfiles posted...

Hi kids, do you like Primus?

That line right there is censorship done right
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No

But saying that, I don't shower, lol
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eston posted...

It means she doesn't give a shit who you date, which in turn means she probably isn't interested in dating you

Well yeah, but I was expecting her to get jealous and change her opinion. Unfortunately this "hot girl who wears a von dutch cap" doesn't even exist so I'm pretty stranded

Kineth posted...

lol, you want some advice? Be confident and be direct with her.

She'd reject me, she's made it obvious she's not attracted to me physically
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Long story short, the girl I'm crushing on is really vein, it's almost like appearance is all that matters to her. I'm a great guy despite my height but anyway this isn't about me

Long story short, I told this girl that I'm planning on asking somebody who I know out on a date, all due to her appearance and how she's not a nice person but she's hot and that's all I'm interested in

Unfortunately for me, my crush actually said it's a great idea and that I should go for it. This is not the outcome I expected

So really I've pushed my crush further away

Any advice to win her over again?
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It's alright

If I dont play it for a while I get excited for a new play through then get bored a few hours in

It's better in memory than reality
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Atheism is cool, I attend a weekly gathering with other atheists
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If somebody said that to me whether in jest or insult I'd question their sexuality

Why would it be an insult to me?
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Police truck - THPS1
You - THPS2
96 quite bitter beings - THPS3
TNT - THPS4
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If xe identifies as a womyn I see no problem with this

Bigotry at its finest
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Womyn know males cannot handle themselves

When I have a womyn by my side I have no issue with her talking to or spending time with her ex

It's called trust
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After looking through the list of moves at least 99% (estimate) of them could be construed as sexual

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_moves

Bonemerang
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Tackle
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I kept mine on multiple floppy discs

Those 15-45 second preview vids fuck yeah
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I can't tell if this is racism, attempted racism or something completely innocent

Better wait for the mods on this one guyzzs
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So where is the proof the earth is round? A few photos provided by NASA?

By this logic shouldn't we all believe the bible too?
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I'll take being rich and unknown thx
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No I'm not you're friend. We only know each other because we share a place of work. Besides this where worlds apart

Ugh /rant over
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Sounds like a Hilaryous voter
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Loading times and how slow everything was generally on PS3 is what pushed me to say goodbye to consoles for good and go PC (and nintendo) exclusive

Best decision ever
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I'll see your clowns and raise you a boogieman
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I don't see why not

It wouldn't even need to be blade, ice is hard mang
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