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SpiralDrift posted...

For both of your sake, please log out of this website while you're together.

Incoming 500 topic when they're together
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Muffinz0rz posted...

I created a bot and it told me that 97% of these "bot-created" scripts are fake

Yeah most of these are really unbelievable. Why would it be Guilani talking about collusion and shit forever when it's 1000s of hours of all his interviews.

I guess I should note that this is from the first page of the bot created interview. The guy that posted this on twitter didn't include the rest.

As others have said, it's probably not even bot created at all.
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/mom-arrested-leaving-her-kids-190958057.html

Sometimes, life is better off not imitating art. In an interesting twist, an Indiana mother was arrested this week after police in the town of Muncie, Indiana discovered she had allegedly left her two young sons home alone while watching Home Alone. (Home Alone, the 1990 holiday classic film starring Macalauy Culkin, is about the perils of leaving a kid unattended in a house, of course.)

In the Home Alone movie, Kevin McAllister is a precocious eight-year-old who is able to more or less adequately care for himself after his parents accidentally leave him behind on a trip, and he even manages to outsmart a team of thieves who attempt to burgle his house, serving them up some inventive justice.

The Indiana boys, meanwhile, were just four and seven years old. According to police, the mother who was at work had difficulty finding a babysitter, so asked her elder son to skip school to watch the younger one. A concerned neighbor had called in to report the unattended minors, at which point the police arrived to find the boys watching the movie, unraveled the story, arrested the mom and charged her with two counts of neglect of a dependent, according to local news. As for the boys, theyve been placed in the care of a relative.

A reminder: adequate childcare can be challenging to find, and Home Alone is a great movie, but the law advises parents against leaving kids unsupervised before theyre mature enough to care for themselves.

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RUDY GIULIANI INTERVIEW

INT. NEWS RESTAURANT

A NEWS TALKER sits at a desk across from RUDY GIULIANI, former mayor of 9/11.

NEWS TALKER: "Mr. Giuliani, you are President Tromp's law dad. Is he collusion?"

RUDY GIULIANI: "If he is, that is not a crime! There are no crimes. Crimes died in 1995. I New Yorked them to death."

NEWS TALKER: "But what about the hush money paid to the tall beauty girls?"

RUDY GIULIANI: "Not crime! Stormdrain Daniels is pathetic! I've been twice as hot."

*Rudy Giuliani chugs a sip from a mug of Russia*

NEWS TALKER: "Will the Trump pardon President Bush back to life?"

RUDY GIULIANI: "Nobody knows what happens ever! There are men made of glue. Nobody talks about it. Not you. Not me. Not you. Not me. Only me. And you."

*Rudy Giuliani puts on his glasses. He now sees less*

NEWS TALKER: "One source says Trump met with a leak of raccoons for a disgusting amount of time. Drawings exist."

RUDY GIULIANI: "Raccoons are not crimes! Obama basketballed a raccoon. Hillary raccooned for Senate. And still the glue men changed Syria to Irap."

NEWS TALKER: "Some say White House illegally white. Trump may eat a large jail."

*Rudy Giuliani multiplies his teeth* This is attack mode.

Source: https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1076153081019146240



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Oh look, hoth is talking to himself again
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DarkieDLXVI posted...

LOLCUBS

Id probably have a single tear shed during his emotional acceptance speech.

This seems really random. What do the Cubs have to do with anything?
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Are you pregnant?
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What the Hellmann!!
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Reported
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Tag
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Bump!
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Is this a Hoth alt?

I'm just going to assume this is a Holth alt.
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KILBOTz posted...

Letron_James posted...

Tbh 3 digits is too much

you into adult humans?

He likes them this skinny

https://twitter.com/SupremeLabile/status/1031926905442893824
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Yum!
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lol

This is the best derailment of a topic I've seen in awhile.
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https://www.myjoyonline.com/news/2018/July-19th/man-arrested-for-tranquilizing-and-raping-alligators.php

A Florida man has been arrested after authorities report he was tranquilizing alligators in the Everglades and then raping them.

57 year old Shawn Kilums was found by Florida authorities in the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a tranquilized alligator Sunday afternoon.

Authorities say they tazed Shawn as he was not following police orders, police say Shawn was also high on crystal meth.

Police later found dozens of tranquilizers and firearms near where police arrested Shawn. According to police, Shawn kept claiming he was possessed by the late Steve Irwin, an Australian tv personality who was known as simply the crocodile hunter.

Florida Authorities say they will do better to protect the everglades wildlife and to arrest more Florida men for their apparent tendency to create disturbing news headlines.

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Had this for lunch



And this for dinner


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