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There are worse people than Perry Wright in the world already
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Thats 2 more inches than me
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Tag
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Gafemage posted...

Ex-Kefiroth posted...

Whats the catch?

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Who is that?
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Talk2DaHand posted...

I've had better. Come to Puerto Rico and you'll see girls like that everywhere.

Pics
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She doesnt sound too bright herself tbh
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GameboyTroy posted...

I've already told you that eating ass is very disgusting.

Do not listen to this man
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Her face, boobs and ass are untouched. She knows where her strengths lie
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They do but only if you tell them in person
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Bump
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au_gold posted...

Me: Will you promise to eat my ass?
Me: Please?

I need to try this tactic one day
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Does Jessica have any other hot friends? Preferably with booties
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Skinny legs are sexy
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Literally not a real cock
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*pants heavily*
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GameboyTroy posted...

au_gold posted...

Jessica has a better ass, to be honest.

I agree.

Same
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CountCristoph posted...

Moar

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GameboyTroy posted...

CountCristoph posted...

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CountCristoph posted...

More pics

Here's more pics.

https://www.google.ca/search?q=anastasiamut&num=20&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj3tbq4w-HdAhWI8oMKHdfgCxkQ_AUIDigB&biw=1280&bih=699

Literally no ass

This is all she has for an ass.

Her ass looks somewhat nice in that pic only because shes pushing it out with her legs
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GameboyTroy posted...

CountCristoph posted...

More pics

Here's more pics.

https://www.google.ca/search?q=anastasiamut&num=20&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj3tbq4w-HdAhWI8oMKHdfgCxkQ_AUIDigB&biw=1280&bih=699

Literally no ass
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More pics
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Moar
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EzeDoesIt posted...

Wow, doesnt even do porn? Whats the point of her even being alive?

To share her beautiful body with the world
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Funbazooka posted...

Pizza causes gas.

Yum
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Nothing, its just not very common to have sex on a first date. TC is still swooning her. No point in rushing anything
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GameboyTroy posted...

To be honest I was guessing that you might be banging her today but you're doing alright.

Lol do you go on lunch dates often?

Keep it up TC. Youll be fine while she spends the rest of the week plowing chads
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So TCs going to school with a semi famous model/pornstar? Thats awesome if true

If not, I really dont care this topic is funny as hell
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DID = dissociative identity disorder

Thats a hell of a comeback you made TC. Always stick your dick in crazy

How about more pics to celebrate?
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Lol murder jokes. THEY ALWAYS KILL

I'll be here all week
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Literally
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Wtf my Human Centipede comment was modded. I was just speaking from the heart
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

Suit yourself, Turbam is thicc af.

I'm going to need some proof
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au_gold posted...

Me: Well, I can promise you one thing: I wont kill you as long as you have sex with me. :)

Lmao smooth af
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

CountCristoph posted...

Volkswagen_Bros posted...

Name?

That's @Turbam

I refuse to believe a girl like that posts on gamefaqs.gamespot.com
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...

Name?
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Damn dude

Tear that ass up
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GameboyTroy posted...

CountCristoph posted...

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WallStreetWolf posted...

We can probably help if you show us that video

Isn't the picture enough for you guys?

No
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CountCristoph posted...

WallStreetWolf posted...

We can probably help if you show us that video

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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

No, poop comes out of there.

Thats part of the appeal
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Youre in bro
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WallStreetWolf posted...

We can probably help if you show us that video

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Kazi1212 posted...

Is she trans by any chance?

If only she could be so perfect
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I want to live the rest of my life attached to her anus Human Centipede style with my only source of nourishment being her excrement
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I want to suffocate in those cheeks
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Please respond
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I want Kylie Jenner period
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The things I would eat out of that ass...
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I dont understand what was cringey about the first one? His flirting game was on point
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