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TopicAny other Native American tribe members here on CE?
EscapeFromHell
12/31/18 3:07:17 PM
#21
NameMeWhatever posted...
Not a tribe member, no. But I do have native American in me.

Same
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TopicITT: let's make a comprehensive list of well hung actors - asking for a friend
EscapeFromHell
12/31/18 3:04:48 PM
#12
Who else?
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TopicThe Soulja Consoles are removed from the Soulja store
EscapeFromHell
12/30/18 5:48:45 PM
#52
Did he actually sell 5 million consoles at $300 each? (He tweeted something to this effect a while ago, then deleted it.)
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TopicTrump gets a second term but his entire fortune is seized and redistributed.
EscapeFromHell
12/30/18 5:40:13 PM
#2
Since he's going to get a second term, regardless of this topic, yes, I would take the deal.
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TopicITT: let's make a comprehensive list of well hung actors - asking for a friend
EscapeFromHell
12/30/18 5:30:08 PM
#11
Lost_All_Senses posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Mark Whalberg/Dirk Diggler

Pretty sure that was a prosthetic.


Don't you fuckin ruin this for me

Lol, I just spit out my water. :D
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TopicITT: let's make a comprehensive list of well hung actors - asking for a friend
EscapeFromHell
12/30/18 5:28:21 PM
#9
UPDATED:
Willem Defoe
Michael Fassbender
Justin Theroux
Liam Neeson
Jon Hamm
Sylvester Stallone
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TopicITT: let's make a comprehensive list of well hung actors - asking for a friend
EscapeFromHell
12/30/18 5:27:49 PM
#8
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Mark Whalberg/Dirk Diggler

Pretty sure that was a prosthetic.
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TopicITT: let's make a comprehensive list of well hung actors - asking for a friend
EscapeFromHell
12/30/18 4:36:59 PM
#5
CelestialVoices posted...
michael cera

Really? He doesn't seem like the type. Is there a source (not asking for photos) for this other than the Instagram that he doesn't actually own?
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TopicThe perfect girl but she is secrely a Reptile (Saurian) from Mortal Kombat
EscapeFromHell
12/30/18 4:30:09 PM
#6
So, similar to how the aliens in "V" looked? (Morena Baccarin version from 2009-ish?)
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TopicITT: let's make a comprehensive list of well hung actors - asking for a friend
EscapeFromHell
12/30/18 4:26:08 PM
#3
UPDATED:
Willem Defoe
Michael Fassbender
Justin Theroux
Liam Neeson
Jon Hamm
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TopicITT: let's make a comprehensive list of well hung actors - asking for a friend
EscapeFromHell
12/30/18 4:22:21 PM
#1
(A friend who looks and sounds like me and lives in my head, but it's not me...)

I'll start:
Willem Defoe
Michael Fassbender
Justin Theroux
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TopicScenario: Your best friend comes to your home holding a barbwire baseball bat.
EscapeFromHell
12/26/18 4:29:12 PM
#22
Wow, after reading some of these posts, I'm shocked that, after taking out the friend, nobody would then "bang the girlfriend," since CE is full of Chads...
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TopicMy wife OB drug tested my wife during the initial lab work. Is this normal?
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 12:17:30 PM
#10
VipaGTS posted...
ConfessPlease posted...
VipaGTS posted...
can you say that again in english please?

Do you know how to read?

"My wife OB drug tested my wife during the initial lab work."

She OB drug tested herself?
What is an OB drug test?
what was the lab work for?

His wife's OB (doctor) drug tested his wife.
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TopicMy wife OB drug tested my wife during the initial lab work. Is this normal?
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 12:14:45 PM
#4
Sounds like she was just trying to drum up extra lab costs for the insurance company, but then, I haven't been in your situation, so I'm not sure if it's "normal."
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Topicall projections point to me winning best ce poster 2018
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 12:10:17 PM
#13
Congratulations. Have you written a speech yet?
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TopicI just got a computer n have lotsa questions
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 12:07:57 PM
#19
Conflict posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
BeyondWalls posted...
Thats your question? Honestly, Chrome is fine. The only thing you want to absolutely stay away from is Edge. Dont delete it or anything. Just avoid using it.

Please explain why Edge is bad.


It's literally Internet Explorer

It's usable but I mean all the other browsers are better

Ok, I guess I wasn't clear enough with my question: please explain what is bad about it. Saying it's internet explorer doesn't clear that up, it just switches the question to, 'Why is IE bad?"

I use firefox at home, but I'm curious why people hate Edge/IE so much.
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TopicThat was really a bomb!?
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 12:03:52 PM
#2
Say what now?
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TopicI dont see how millennials are struggling.
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 12:01:21 PM
#6
DevsBro posted...
That's part of it but the average Millennial doesn't live in California.

Truth
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TopicUnpopular opinion: Home Alone is extremely mediocre, at best.
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 11:58:55 AM
#28
Maybe try watching it with the theory in mind that Kevin grows up to be Jigsaw? Maybe that will make the movie better for you?
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TopicI may've a rat in my home.It ate my cookies and left a big crap in my red socks.
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 11:56:34 AM
#4
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
That was Santa.

Yeah, Santa probably has the runs from all those cookies and milk. Give the guy a break.
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TopicDie Hard is 100% a Christmas Movie.
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 11:54:59 AM
#40
WafflehouseJK posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
I mean, Bruce Willis says it's not, so... I'm going to go with that.

You mean a guy who didn't write, direct, or produce the movie?

Pro tip: Actors don't really have a "say" on what a movie is about. They can have opinions on it just like anyone else, but acting like they're the end all be all is silly. They play a character and help bring the script to life, but they themselves are not the script and do not have final say on what the film is or isn't.

Yeah, I'm a screenwriter, and I know that the writer (who I have met) confirmed that it is a Christmas movie, but how can I troll this topic with that?

You guys who bring logic into these topics are no fun. Geez.

lol, sorry. That's just a very common misconception I see people have, and it's a big pet peeve of mine as a writer and currently amateur director.

I'll forgive you, this time, but please tag me as "likes to troll" or something, so you know for next time. :)
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TopicI just got a computer n have lotsa questions
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 11:53:40 AM
#13
BeyondWalls posted...
Thats your question? Honestly, Chrome is fine. The only thing you want to absolutely stay away from is Edge. Dont delete it or anything. Just avoid using it.

Please explain why Edge is bad.
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TopicDie Hard is 100% a Christmas Movie.
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 11:49:52 AM
#36
WafflehouseJK posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
I mean, Bruce Willis says it's not, so... I'm going to go with that.

You mean a guy who didn't write, direct, or produce the movie?

Pro tip: Actors don't really have a "say" on what a movie is about. They can have opinions on it just like anyone else, but acting like they're the end all be all is silly. They play a character and help bring the script to life, but they themselves are not the script and do not have final say on what the film is or isn't.

Yeah, I'm a screenwriter, and I know that the writer (who I have met) confirmed that it is a Christmas movie, but how can I troll this topic with that?

You guys who bring logic into these topics are no fun. Geez.
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TopicYou ever gave a gay dude a boner?
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 11:35:06 AM
#17
Yes. I have a brother who is gay and me and my then (now ex) girlfriend went to a club with him one night, years ago.

I had to use the restroom, and let me just say that gay men are on another level when it comes to getting it. The restroom was wall to wall hook ups - I think I was the only one actually using it to pee. I'll keep some of the details to myself, but a couple of guys were throwing down and I caught one of them smiling at me while he was banging away.

Also, I used to date this woman who later got married to some other dude, and maybe two years in, she realized she was a lesbian, so... I avoided that shot to my ego. (I still imagine what it must have been like for him when she told him: "I'm a lesbian." *He gets excited and smiles a lot, then realizes what she's actually saying*) :D
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TopicDie Hard is 100% a Christmas Movie.
EscapeFromHell
12/25/18 11:26:12 AM
#12
I mean, Bruce Willis says it's not, so... I'm going to go with that.
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TopicI've avoided adult entertainment for like 5 years. Question:
EscapeFromHell
12/24/18 12:51:17 PM
#2
CE is fast...
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TopicWhat will be the lasting meme phrase for this Presidency?
EscapeFromHell
12/24/18 12:49:28 PM
#16
M_Live posted...
Fake news

This. Hands down.
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TopicI hope you all have a terrible Xmas, new year, and 2019 overall
EscapeFromHell
12/24/18 12:48:28 PM
#2
Why you so mean, Veggy? Hmm?
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TopicThe age old question. Which side are you on?
EscapeFromHell
12/24/18 12:47:40 PM
#18
Crunchy ass? Creamy ass?

*Vomits*

...give me the creamy, I guess.
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TopicI've avoided adult entertainment for like 5 years. Question:
EscapeFromHell
12/24/18 12:46:21 PM
#1
How long have people been creating these Overwatch videos? O_o
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TopicMost people blame Trump or the Republicans for the shutdown, poll shows.
EscapeFromHell
12/24/18 12:42:48 PM
#15
Antifar posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
Serious question (I'm not political): have democrats EVER shut down the government? I don't mean through they're inaction or unwillingness to agree with republicans. I mean, have they ever said, "We're shutting down the government for X reason?"

Literally last year, they held out for DACA protections, then caved the moment polls suggested some people viewed it poorly.

Nobody remembers it. Just like no one will remember this.

I see.

Man, politics are stupid. It's like nothing more than a show to get people to fight with one another or something... oh...
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TopicMost people blame Trump or the Republicans for the shutdown, poll shows.
EscapeFromHell
12/24/18 12:33:29 PM
#8
Serious question (I'm not political): have democrats EVER shut down the government? I don't mean through they're inaction or unwillingness to agree with republicans. I mean, have they ever said, "We're shutting down the government for X reason?"
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Topic50 million dollars but you have to personally gun down ten convicted criminals.
EscapeFromHell
12/24/18 12:24:28 PM
#43
Easy money.

1. Change my name to something stupid.
2. Kill the men.
3. Collect my money.
4. Change my name back, or at least to something less stupid.

That way, my family is protected before I even accept the offer. Win-win.
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TopicHey you... Yeah YOU... I see you deeding.
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 4:36:26 PM
#7
Good, I want you to watch... yeah. *Tim Allen grunt noise*

Okay, I'm done now. You can leave, if you want.
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TopicYour reaction: everyone is a penis
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 4:34:00 PM
#2
The joke that just popped in my head would earn me a banning, so...

I would not be surprised.
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TopicYour karma becomes your new land 'size' in acres.
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 4:32:15 PM
#2
Yes. 300+ acres is more than enough for my needs.

Oops, 423... Guess I haven't checked it in a while.
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TopicGoFundMe Campaign for the Wall has already raised a million dollars
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 4:30:32 PM
#88
A_Good_Boy posted...
https://www.gofundme.com/ladders-to-get-over-trump039s-wall


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TopicIt's been a while since we millennials killed something.
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 4:23:50 PM
#4
1. The Washington Redskins name.
2. Marijuana being a banned substance in major sports leagues. (Personal time, not during games, for obvious reasons.)
3. Gender specific clothing.

(I don't care about any of these things, but they seem ripe for the plucking.)
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TopicGoFundMe Campaign for the Wall has already raised a million dollars
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 4:19:41 PM
#83
Complete_Idi0t posted...
They were all Mexicans who put up that money, right? Because mexico is gonna pay for the wall

Obviously. The POTUS doesn't lie.
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TopicAre you claustrophobic?
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 4:16:33 PM
#7
I am not, although I don't think I'd ever go spelunking, simply because the idea of rocks crushing me is... disturbing.
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TopicYou are asked by the police to describe 'vegy'.
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 4:12:04 PM
#15
https://goo.gl/images/VivUC3

Didn't embed for some reason...
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TopicPresident Donald Trump is truly a hero of Christmas
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 4:06:38 PM
#2
Not all heroes wear capes
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TopicOk, so who are the MRA's on this board?
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 4:05:40 PM
#13
CloneTheHero posted...
im a PFEA

pizza for everyone activist.

I agree with this idea.

PERSON WITH GLUTEN ALLERGY: But I can't eat pizza because...

ME: Pizza for everyone!!!! It's mandatory!
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TopicShion Uzuki is hot in her bikini
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 3:50:42 PM
#2
Flopic/10
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TopicOk, so who are the MRA's on this board?
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 3:34:30 PM
#8
shockthemonkey posted...
*raises hand*

I just watched "The Red Pill." Have you seen it?

I'm curious how accurate some of the stats are in that doc.
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TopicOk, so who are the MRA's on this board?
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 3:21:37 PM
#1
(Men's rights activists)
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TopicApparently DNA tests are exposing infidelity.
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 3:19:07 PM
#24
Chicken_Butt posted...
There are some very, very shitty people in this world, duder.

Actually, the shitty people seem to vastly outnumber the good ones. Like, it's not even close.

A little test that has worked for me over the years is this: if she likes to drink beer and/or is willing to do anal, she is more likely to cheat than not.
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TopicAll I want for Christmas and my birthday is my first ever 500 topic.
EscapeFromHell
12/20/18 3:12:37 PM
#334
Helping out
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TopicSaw gas for over $500/gallon today.
EscapeFromHell
12/04/18 10:50:48 AM
#7
AceAttorneyist posted...
DevsBro posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
you must live in california

Here's a pic

https://deerfield-news.com/file/2015/01/marathon-1-15-2015.jpeg


Isn't that every gas station ever

Whoosh.
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